Chapter 0096 - A Dead Mouse Hanging Around Your Waist
Looking at Huang Guogang's happy smile, Shangguan Chen said to Principal Xu Chengfeng: "Principal Xu, do you see Director Huang looking very good when he smiles, he seems to be much younger." ”
Xu Chengfeng looked at it, what Shangguan Chen said was really like this, and hurriedly said: "Yes, I really didn't find it before, as the saying goes: Smile, ten years young." Lao Huang, you should smile more, don't stretch your face all day long, how tired you are. ”
"You don't know, you think I don't want to laugh, I can't laugh. Seeing that other villages are gradually getting richer, and we are still like this here, do you think I can still laugh? No, it is about to be time to collect agricultural taxes, and trouble is coming again. Alas. Huang Guogang let out a long sigh after speaking.
Listening to Huang Guogang's words, Shangguan Chen's heart couldn't help but become heavy, this Luotian Village is indeed too poor, which he didn't imagine before he came. It's a matter of course to farm and pay taxes, so why is it so hard to get here? He asked, "Director Huang, it's normal for farmers to farm and pay taxes, why is it so difficult to get here?"
Huang Guogang stomped his feet and said: "Mr. Shangguan, you may have seen it that day, most of the farming is losing money now, and whoever can make money outside the family will still go to farming. Those peasant households who have not farmed their fields have no agricultural taxes at all, they have no grain at home, they have no money, they have to die, what do you say? The town government has exhausted all kinds of methods in order to collect taxes, and every time it is time to collect agricultural taxes, they invite thugs from nowhere to grab grain directly from farmers' homes, which is exactly the same as the Japanese devils and the Kuomintang team in the movie. Every year, people in the village are arrested and locked up for ten days and a half months, and they will not be released if they do not hand them over. What kind of tax reform will be carried out this year, it is said that the collection is even more than before. I don't even know how I'm going to get through this. Huang Guogang couldn't help but cry as he spoke.
Looking at Huang Guogang's appearance, Xu Chengfeng hurriedly comforted and said: "Director Huang, I want to believe that there will always be a way to solve it, isn't there this sentence: Pass the pass, pass the pass." It's useless to be anxious. ”
"Okay, I'm going to Uncle Du's house to see how the house is being renovated, and if not, I'll have to rework." Shangguan Chen changed the topic at this time.
Huang Guogang listened to Shangguan Chen's words, quickly wiped his tears, and said: "Yes, I will accompany you to the acceptance, if you are not qualified, I will immediately find someone to rework." ”
Shangguan Chen saw that Huang Guogang had calmed down, so he took out a mobile phone from his bag and said to him: "Director Huang, from tomorrow, I want to ask you to accompany me to walk around the village, and after I understand some of the situation, I will see if I can help you or something, this mobile phone will be given to you, and it will be convenient to contact you." ”
Huang Guogang's eyes widened when he looked at the mobile phone, and he seemed to be a little embarrassed to say: "This, how can this be, I am the village director and an old party member, how can I accept such a valuable thing from you?" Although Huang Guogang said this, his eyes kept staring at the mobile phone in Shangguan Chen's hand.
In fact, Huang Guogang dreamed of being able to own a mobile phone, but he didn't have the money to buy it, and even if he bought a mobile phone, he couldn't afford the phone bill.
Shangguan Chen saw that Huang Guogang wanted it again and didn't dare to ask for it, so he said: "Director Huang, let's do it, I'll lend it to you first, and then return it to me when you buy a new mobile phone." ”
When Huang Guogang heard Shangguan Chen say this, his eyes immediately released two lights, and he said excitedly: "Okay, you lend it to me first, and then return it to you when it is broken, and when you return it, you lend me another one to use." ”
Shangguan Chen was amused by Huang Guogang's words, this old man Huang is too good to speak. Director Huang Guogang took the mobile phone and looked at it again and again, as if he had obtained a valuable treasure. He carefully touched his hands and said, "I'll go to the street tomorrow and buy a number." ”
"Director Huang, I have already bought you the mobile phone number, the number is 139xxxx5173, I paid you five hundred for the phone bill, you don't have to go to the street, now you can use it." ”
Hearing Shangguan Chen say that he bought a mobile phone number and paid a phone bill of 500 yuan, Huang Guogang's face became heavy and said, "Teacher Shangguan, I must give you the money to buy a mobile phone number and phone bill, otherwise, I don't want this mobile phone." ”
Seeing that Huang Guogang suddenly became serious, he had to say: "Okay, but you don't have to rush to give me this money, when it is convenient for you to have it, it will not be too late to give it." ”
Huang Guogang nodded and said, "Okay, I will definitely return it to you within two years." ”
Shangguan Chen took out a mobile phone case from his bag, handed it to him and said, "Director Huang, this is a mobile phone case, you can insert it on your belt, which can not only prevent the loss of your mobile phone, but also make it very convenient to use." ”
Huang Guogang untied the belt of his trousers, inserted the mobile phone sleeve into it, and then quickly fastened the belt, put the mobile phone into the sleeve, and felt very good, he looked down, touched the mobile phone with his hand, smiled honestly and said, "What do you see this looks like?" After speaking, he pointed to the mobile phone on his waist.
After Shangguan Chen saw it, he thought about it for a long time and didn't come up with anything.
Xu Chengfeng looked at it and said, "It's like a pistol." ”
"This is like a pistol, it's clearly a dead mouse. Director Huang grinned and said, "We have a local saying here, which calls a dead mouse hanging on his waist and pretending to be a hunter." I'm wearing a dead mouse in my waist, pretending to have money. After saying that, the three of them burst out laughing.
After laughing, Huang Guogang said again: "In the ninth villager group of our village, there is a carpenter Wang, who saw that the second dog in this group was mixing in the city, and when he came back, he hung such a thing on his waist, so he said angrily: Fuck, even the second dog has a dead mouse hanging on his waist, I will also go to the city to earn some money, and buy a dead mouse for my son to hang on, so that he can marry a wife." No, I just went to the city to do three days of work, and I came back a little late last night, riding a bicycle, and broke my waist. I'm lying at home. ”
Shangguan Chen listened well, he was angry and funny, and at the same time worried about Carpenter Wang, "Director Huang, did Carpenter Wang fall seriously?"
"I don't know if it's serious, I'm about to take a look. Huang Guogang said.
Shangguan Chen thought for a while and said, "Director Huang, let's go and have a look together, and then go back to Uncle Du's house for acceptance." ”