Chapter 0018 - Picked up by a beautiful woman and brought home
"Bastard, if you are touching it, the old lady will still be on the road for you, do you believe it or not?" Wang Yunyao opened it with her hand, and I put the dog paw on her chest, and said viciously.
"Don't be so fierce, I'm also a seriously injured patient!" I said, pretending to be very weak and aggrieved.
"Why don't you kill you?" I just owe it, I have nothing to do and go downstairs to buy something" Wang Yunyao puffed out her cheeks and said angrily.
"What are you buying?" the fire of gossip in me was burning.
"Sanitary napkins!!What, are you in trouble?, are you disappointed?" Wang Yunyao seemed to be able to see through my heart, and said bluntly.
"You're so rude" I was a little speechless, a little disappointed in my heart.
"That woman doesn't use sanitary napkins, what's so vulgar about it! I don't believe what I say, what can be dirtier than what you think in your head?" Wang Yunyao glanced at me and said disdainfully.
"How do you know what I'm thinking?" I asked, feigning surprise.
"Cut, men are all virtuous, no good thing, all should be shot!" Wang Yunyao was a little cynical.
"Were you abandoned by that man, and why did you kill them all with a stick?" I asked weakly.
"Get out, don't ink, annoy me, I'll kick you!" Wang Yunyao has been teased by me, on the verge of madness.
I looked at her, I didn't dare to speak casually, I could only continue to pretend to be dead, lying on my shoulder, I could smell a faint smell of perfume, which made me goosebumps, it smelled very good, very fragrant!
We stumbled, and finally came to the community we had just come, Wang Yunyao was a little thin, it was very difficult to support me, the snow-white forehead, fine beads of sweat had appeared, although I was shameless, but I couldn't bear to destroy my future daughter-in-law like this.
"I'll hold on to the handrail, come by yourself, you're here, don't stretch it, it's not good to have a big bleeding or something!" Wang Yunyao frowned in the first half of my sentence, and the second half of the sentence directly ushered in a fierce kick, and I almost died forever in pain, this time it was really not pretending.
"Alright!!, I obeyed, I was wrong, stop!, I'm going to report the crime, I'm going to fight back!," I said incoherently.
"When you are chatting with me, you are cheap, I will kick you to death?" Wang Yunyao crossed her waist, looking like a queen.
"Yes, you deserve to be dumped like this, it's so vicious!" I looked at her and began to learn from Wang Mumu, like a shrew, and began to curse the street.
"Mother, I'm willing, don't go, don't go!" After speaking, Wang Yunyao took the lead and walked upstairs.
Looking at her twisting little ass, I wickedly stretched out my middle finger, and then followed her upstairs.
The house she rented was on the third floor, and when I walked to the third floor, I was about to fall apart, and my whole body was so painful that I was almost soaked in sweat.
"Are you okay, or I'll help you!" Wang Yunyao looked at me with a pale face, but said with concern.
"It's okay, manly man, this little injury, it's a hair, you can't die, open the door!" I almost gritted my teeth and finished speaking, not to mention how tough a guy he looked.
Wang Yunyao took out the key, opened the door, and made a gesture of please, "Come in, the house is a little messy, I haven't cleaned it for several days!"
I limped into the house, looked around, and said in my heart, this is messy, you didn't see our bedroom, and with the smell of Wang Mumu's socks, you definitely jumped from the stairs.
Wang Yunyao rented a house, is a living room and a room, a door is a large living room, the living room decoration is not bad, the furniture is readily available, and most of them are new, the most exaggerated is in the living room, there is a small bar, there is a wine cabinet in the back, the red wine on it is obviously newly put up, there is no dust at all, it is obvious that the owner of this house is a person with a strong petty bourgeois atmosphere, so he rushed to the decoration of this house, and he couldn't rent it at all without 2500 a month, but he didn't expect Wang Yunyao, a fierce woman, to be quite rich.
"Are these appliances all in the house?" I said, pointing to the refrigerator, TV, and other appliances.
"No, I threw away the old ones, these are all new ones!" Wang Yunyao poured me a glass of water and said indifferently.
"You're such a loser," I said, a little speechless.
"Of course, the place where I live should be cleaner, and I will never use the things that others have used!" Wang Yunyao took off her coat and helped me sit on the sofa.
"You can't be so harsh on men, do you?
"Depending on the situation, if there is no substantive relationship, there is no problem!" Wang Yunyao glanced at me and said slowly.
"What is a substantial relationship!" I asked knowingly.
", are you bothered, what do you want to say?" Wang Yunyao began to go crazy again.
"Nothing!" I said and began to undress, first my outer coat and then my thick T-shirt.
"What are you going to do??" Wang Yunyao was frightened by my move, stepped back, and grabbed her small bag containing a large nail clippers.
"I'm covered in wounds, and my body hurts from wearing my clothes, can I take it off?" I rolled my eyes and said with some puffiness.
"Oh, your clothes are dirty, hurry up and take them off in the bathroom, and then throw them all away!" Wang Yunyao frowned and urged.
"I'm in pain!" I started playing dead again.
"Bastard, old lady, I really regret picking you up!" Wang Yunyao let out a sigh of relief, calmed the anger of her little heart, and helplessly helped me to the bathroom.
I didn't make excessive demands, I was really afraid that she would stab me, I went into the bathroom, I sat on the toilet, took off the clothes on my body with difficulty, and relaxed for a while, I looked at the knife on my arm, and saw that only a little blood was pulled out, and the sutures were not broken, and I was relieved, and I wrapped the gauze again.
I let go of a little water, felt it with my hands, and found that there was just hot water, so I found a plastic bag, wrapped it around the wound on my arm, hummed a little song, and took a shower in a happy mood.
After taking a shower, the problem came, I found that I didn't wear any clothes at all, I couldn't go out bare-chested, that would definitely kill me, I looked at the bathroom, and found a set of women's pajamas on the hanger.
"Damn, it's better than nothing, wear this, go out and do a lot of kicking, if I don't wear anything, then I'll have to spend the rest of the night in the morgue!"