Chapter 3: You're Just a Substitute for the Dead!
"What?" Wang Muling's eyes widened, and for a moment he didn't know Wang Biao, and blurted out, "Why?"
Wu Ye laughed evilly, as if the old bustard had tricked the yellow flower girl into jumping into the fire pit, grabbed Wang Muling's hand, swiped a finger lightly on the back of her hand, and said very heartily:
"Sister, brother is also for your good, brother see that Xiao Han Heavenly Court is full, the corners of the earth are round, and the bones are wonderful, especially on the top of the heavenly spirit cover, there is a spiritual light rushing out, and it is the supreme appearance! ”
After saying this, Wang Muling's eyes widened more and more, and he almost jumped out of his socket.
"Brother, what crazy are you talking about!"
"It's not crazy. Wu Ye held the girl's hand, and while enjoying the soft and wonderful touch, he said earnestly, "Listen to my brother, don't provoke Xiao Han again, Ming said to go to Jiuzhizhai to prepare a few good dim sum boxes, let's go to see Xiao Han, our brother-in-law and uncle, drink two cups, it can be regarded as a catastrophe The brothers are here, and they meet with a smile and enmity." ”
"You, you, you—"
"As for what you said you want to be happy with your brother, this fat water does not flow into the fields of outsiders, my brother has watched you grow up since he was a child, and he has nothing to do, but our sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, cultivators, and feudal etiquette in the world are like floating clouds, why do you care about what the name is?
Wu Ye has been aggrieved in the underworld for a hundred years, listening to those old ghosts of the Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties telling old-fashioned yellow jokes, and he has to accompany the smiling face, without the slightest bit of talking, he has long been bored to the bone!
This time he returned to the yang, and unconsciously took out the means of being a gangster on the earth back then, and after a try, the edge was still there, and the sword was not old, and he couldn't help but be happy, but he felt that seeing Wang Muling's face change and his jaw-dropping appearance was more refreshing than her!
As for helping Xiao Han's flower pots loosen the soil, of course it is impossible, Wu Ye made up his mind, and slipped away at the first opportunity, Xiao Han, a god like the Heavenly Killing Star, is still as far away as possible, he ate the bear's heart and leopard gall, and would rather go to King Wuwei's ** to grind the iron pestle than touch Xiao Han's wife!
Wang Muling can be a member of the Upper Cloud Sword Sect, naturally she is a smart woman with a delicate heart, after eating Wu Ye's ridicule, she felt that the taste was wrong, she couldn't guess that "Wang Biao" had become "Wu Ye" even if she wanted to wear her heart, and thought that she was too cold to this cheap big brother, but it was too late to burn incense temporarily.
Wu Ye smiled and accepted all the orders, and solemnly advised Wang Muling to abide by the women's way, and even explained that the son would come to the door as the acting patriarch of the Wang family to propose marriage, and before Wang Muling went to the Liuyun Sword Sect, let the two of them quickly complete the good deeds, and also occupy the name of a wife, lest Xiao Han ask for one hundred and eighty wives in the future, but forget the wife of the chaff.
Wang Muling, who was talking nonsense, raised his eyebrows, trembled, waved the divorce document, and shouted: "Wang Biao, do you sign it or not?"
Wu Zhizhi said that Lao Tzu is now the patriarch, what if he doesn't sign it, no matter how hard he dares to be spicy, the family law will serve!
The evil gaze swirled around on Wang Muling's plump and upright buttocks, these two fragrant buttocks, it was quite enjoyable to beat them with "family law", and he stiffened his neck without fear: "Such a big event, my father is not here, and I, the patriarch of the generation, dare not call the shots!"
"Good!"
Wang Muling was furious, biting her lips, and suddenly a long rainbow slap slammed over!
Wu Ye didn't expect this slut to be so violent, and he didn't expect her methods to be so ruthless, she couldn't hide for a while, and she was pumped by her!
For a while, the sky was spinning, dazzling, the wind gusted, the sound of ghosts crying, as if he had returned to the underworld, and he was calm, only to find a wisp of his remnant soul floating in mid-air!
"Oh no, my soul just took this body, and it was pulled out by this little bitch in the face!"
"I have to go back immediately, it's been a long time, my soul is uneven, I can't put myself into the human body, I can only snatch the body of the beast!"
Wu Ye didn't think about changing his body to take it away, and even went directly to take Xiao Han's body, but his soul was intercepted and killed by 100,000 ghost pawns all the way, and he was already full of holes and fragile.
Unless you find someone who has died in a moment and a half, it is possible to borrow the corpse to resurrect the soul, but if you can't find it in a moment, his ethereal soul will disappear!
In desperation, he had to sigh, frowned, pinched his teeth, and threw himself towards Wang Biao's body again.
Looking down condescendingly, this Wang Biao can actually be called a dignified and majestic man, but he has posed as a fierce and vicious appearance for many years, with vertical lines hanging on the corners of his eyebrows, eyes and mouth.
Wu Ye smiled bitterly, although he was also a gangster in his previous life, but since he was nicknamed "Tiger Scorpion", he knew that he was a yin and ruthless type, the bad water was hidden in his stomach, and he had a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose.
"I don't know how many years it takes to warm up this face and cultivate this face into a sanctimonious and well-dressed beast?"
If it comes, it will be safe, finally this person has developed limbs, tall ox and big horses, martial arts are also so-so, and he has more than enough self-preservation, plus the three-way Huangquan flying fork he learned from the underworld, as long as he doesn't provoke Xiao Han and other true geniuses, it's always okay to have food and clothing.
The spirit was about to enter the body, but saw Wang Muling angrily take a side of the ink, opened it, pressed Wang Biao's entire palm into it, and then unfolded the divorce document, "snap", and pressed Wang Biao's handprint.
Wu Yelian frowned, this divorce document with his handprint will be wiped as soon as it is sent to the Xiao family tomorrow!
Even with his temper that he had polished for a hundred years in the Netherworld, he was inspired by Wang Muling's audacity, and his ruthless gaze penetrated Wang Muling's body: "Stinky bitch, there is always a saying that let you know the power of family law!"
Wang Muling only felt a gust of yin wind passing through his body, shrunk all over, looked left and right, but saw that the light and flames in the wind lamp next to him were constantly swallowing, and the flames were green, as if there was an evil spirit, so he quickly pinched a few charms, although he couldn't do it, but he could rest assured, and then looked at Wang Biao, fainted like a pig, and couldn't help but be angry, the hem of his belly pocket revealed a piece of mutton fat nephrite, and his slender legs stepped directly on Wang Biao's face, and his pink toes ravaged wantonly, and said hatefully:
"What's the spirit, wild seed!"
"Do you think that you are really the patriarch of the Wang family?"
"Hmph, it's just a dog raised by my father, just a ghost for the dead!"
"I should have concocted you carefully, Miss Xie Ben has endured it for many years, but she doesn't have to get her hands dirty, just look at how you die after a hundred days!"
After stepping on it again, Wang Muling packed up his clothes, shoes and socks, and rushed out of the door angrily.
As soon as she went out, "Wang Biao", who was fainting on the bed, opened her eyes.
"After a hundred days??"
Wu Ye groaned, carefully analyzing Wang Biao's memory, and always felt that it didn't make sense - even if Wang Qing really appreciated Wang Biao's talent, he would just accept him as a disciple, why should he accept him as a righteous son?
Accepted as a righteous son, why did he deliberately indulge and let him develop such a stubborn surname?
Knowing that he was so stubborn, why did he give him the position of acting patriarch? There are three elders in the Wang family, no matter which one of them, is more suitable than Wang Biao to take charge of the family's affairs.
Wu Ye muttered to himself: "There must be something strange about this matter, there must be a hidden secret, and it must contain a big secret!"
I still want to comprehend more memory fragments, but there is billowing black smoke in the sea of knowledge, Wu Ye knows that he has just taken away, his soul is unstable, and he was slapped out of his body by Wang Muling, and he was even more severely injured, and he needed to recuperate and completely devour this body.
This black fog of the sea of knowledge is overwhelming, and it is impossible to resist at all, Wu Ye's consciousness gradually fell into darkness, and before he fell asleep, he remembered to remind himself - Ming Yue must get up early and go to Xiao's house before Wang Muling to prevent the divorce!