Chapter 1086: Stupid Buddha
"Hahaha, senior brother, this is a good idea."
"But since the dream-chasing girl is determined to meddle in her affairs, this Buddha will fulfill her."
The Nine Heavens Dingguang Buddha suddenly had a sinister smile on his face.
"Senior Brother City Lord, has a way?"
"That Dream Chaser Niangniang is a powerhouse on the top two floors of the half-step avenue, one level higher than us."
"And legend has it that she has no less than a hundred supreme means in her hands."
"Even if you and I join forces, it can't be her opponent."
The Zen Master of Beitian has a fiery face, but he has long coveted the dream chasing mother.
It's just that the dream chasing lady is too powerful.
The Dream Chaser Chamber of Commerce has a great business, and over the years, it has earned countless Chaos Crystals, and has acquired countless strange treasures.
If you take out any of them, you may kill your brother in seconds.
Isn't it self-defeating to kidnap her?
"Hehe, junior brother Hugh should panic, the good days of chasing dreams are numbered."
"Because Lord Zufo was worried about changes in the First City of Chaos, he specially sent a stupid uncle to come to the town."
"Stupid uncle!"
"What's the hell is a stupid criticism, as long as he uses means to control him, he won't have to do things for us?"
"As long as there is a stupid uncle who makes a move, just chasing dreams, even if her hole cards are against the sky, she has to be a confinement on my bed."
Presumably thinking of the excitement, the sinister smile on the face of the Nine Heavens Dingguang Buddha became even stronger.
"What, stupid uncle is coming?"
When Zen Master Beitian heard this, his spirit was immediately shocked.
This is amazing, it's so cool!
"Yes, the stupid uncle Lao Tzu is not easy to use, the original spirit is incomplete, and it is not easy to be valued by the insect emperor."
"Therefore, it will not send a steady stream of strong people to chase and kill, and it is the most suitable supreme powerhouse to suppress the first city of chaos."
The Nine Heavens Fixing Light Buddha nodded and replied.
Yes, the stupid uncle is another secret disciple of the Ancestral Buddha, and was named the Stupid Buddha by the Ancestral Buddha.
The stupid Buddha was incarnated as the first pig in the world of ten thousand Buddhas.
At that time, it coincided with the fall of the real person of the water moon.
The Buddhas studied it and thought that the stronger the lower the intelligence, the less likely it was to attract the attention of the Zerg.
Subsequently, he accepted the pig as a disciple, gave the Buddha the name of the stupid Buddha, and cultivated it with all his might for later use.
In the meantime, as long as the stupid Buddha has a slight increase in spiritual intelligence, he will be suppressed by the Buddha and forcibly erased.
Keep it as intelligent as a three-year-old child.
However, although this stupid Buddha is not intellectually good, his cultivation is not ambiguous, and it is simply a thousand miles a day.
Even the Nine Heavens Fixing Light Buddha's incarnation that was still before him was left behind by him early.
Supreme Saint, and condensed the two law realms of thunder and fire, but it has not yet merged.
His strength is incomparable, in addition to some supreme saints, there are also some special identities, and the outside world does not know that there is such a person as a stupid Buddha.
"It's okay this time, if there is stupidity and stupidity, we can be even more unscrupulous."
"When the time comes, even if something happens, it can be pushed on the head of the stupid critic."
Zen Master Beitian was so excited that he got carried away.
"Hahaha, junior brother, be cautious!"
"It's Uncle Shi, respected Uncle Shi, not a stupid criticism!"
The Nine Heavens Dingguang Buddha also had a smile on his face.
"Hahaha, the city lord's senior brother said it well, it's a stupid critic of the uncle!"
The Zen master of Beitian laughed, this time there was a stupid uncle, they were determined to chase their dreams.
Think about the fine skin and tender flesh of the dream-chasing mother, although the dream-chasing lady often comes to wear a veil, and she can't see the true face.
But that figure, skin, and voice can all hook the infinite flame of the Sorrowful Heaven Zen Master.
"Tut-tut, cherry small mouth, Qiong Yao jade nose, Danfeng eyes, melon seed face, willow leaf eyebrows!"
"Dream chaser, that girl is definitely a perfect level."
Zen Master Beitian keeps starting YY.
"Senior brother's thinking power is very good, but I have to say okay first, win the dream chasing mother, senior brother, I have to pull out the first prize."
The Nine Heavens Dingguang Buddha smiled with a winning face.
"Senior brother, don't worry, junior brother, I will never fight with you."
The Zen Master of Beitian also nodded in agreement.
But in the depths of his eyes, there was a flash of murderous aura.
Every time he got a beautiful woman back, he was taken the lead by the Nine Heavens Dingguang Buddha, and he actually had complaints in his heart.
However, he never found a chance.
Otherwise, he would definitely die to the Nine Heavens Fixing Light Buddha.
Of course, at the moment he does not dare.
In terms of identity, the Nine Heavens Dingguang Buddha is the guardian and city lord, he is just the guardian.
The Nine Heavens Dingguang Buddha is a senior brother, and he is a junior brother.
In terms of strength, he is also slightly inferior to the other party.
Even in terms of favor, the Nine Heavens Dingguang Buddha is more respected by the teacher.
Not to mention origin.
It is rumored that the Nine Heavens Dingguang Buddha is still the illegitimate son of the master.
Therefore, without absolute certainty, he did not dare to do anything to the Nine Heavens Fixing Light Buddha.
Of course, the Nine Heavens Illumination Buddha didn't know what this junior disciple was thinking.
He also thought that his junior brother liked to pick up the things he used.
He was very satisfied with this and nodded.
"Senior brother, it's been a pleasure to work with you!"
"Now we will wait for the stupid uncle to arrive, and then we can realize our plan."
The path of the Nine Heavens Fixing Light Buddha.
"Yes, when that stupid batch arrives, we will encourage him to go and get the dream-chaser back!"
Zen Master Beitian was also inexplicably excited.
"Which is a stupid criticism......"
Suddenly, a strange laugh came, which immediately shocked the two black-bellied pseudo-Buddhas.
"Who...... Get the hell out of here! ”
The Nine Heavens Dingguang Buddha was immediately furious, and someone dared to break into his City Lord's Mansion to eavesdrop, and he must be executed.
And, what did the other side just hear?
The Nine Heavens Dingguang Buddha suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.
If he and the Zen Master of Compassion preached it, I am afraid that he would die without a place to be buried.
Even if the soul is scattered, it will also affect their master.
Although their master is a great disciple of the Ancestral Buddha, their second uncle has always tried to replace him.
If they are caught, they must not be punished to death.
The two immediately glanced at each other, and both saw panic in each other's eyes.
"Hahaha, two little rabbit cubs, they actually dare to tell Ben Buddha to get out!"
"Hehe, I'm out, what's the matter, you still have to beat my ass?"
As soon as the words fell, a tall, thin, bald monk appeared in front of them.
The monk had a smirk on his face.
Ill-intentioned staring at the Nine Heavens Dingguang Buddha and the Sorrowful Heaven Zen Master.
"You...... Stupid uncle, why are you? ”
As soon as he saw the comer, the Nine Heavens Dingguang Buddha was suddenly startled, and goosebumps suddenly rose all over his body.
The Zen master of Beitian was also covered in a cold sweat.
Just now, the two of them criticized their uncle stupidly, and they belittled the stupid Buddha to be worthless.
It can be said that it is extremely disrespectful.
If they had just been heard, would this stupid batch recklessly slap them to death?
"Hee-hee, of course it's me!"
"The teacher sent me to play in the first city of chaos, isn't this coming."
The stupid monk still spoke clearly, knowing that he was sent by the Ancestral Buddha.