Chapter 14: Lay out your sister's score
In anticipation, in August, August 15, 1001. Egil finished reading the information from the spy network in the morning, and then held back the bad water, and ordered the nameless to put two rat pills in the grain depot and water well in Stockholm. At noon, the newly recruited troops were inspected - not to mention the training training was really useful, and the newly recruited soldiers already had two-star experience at this time. Of course, this is also the reason why Egil spent a lot of money to set up training grounds in three Nordic cities. In the afternoon, Egil summoned several nobles from England, Wales, Ireland, Norway, Denmark, and the Dukedom of Normandy, and taught them the principles of European goodwill, coexistence and co-prosperity, and the Greater European Co-prosperity Sphere.
And just like that, in the evening, the banquet began.
"That's why it's uncomfortable to wear clothes like this. Dressed in a black light gauze evening gown that had been exchanged from the system, Artoria frowned and complained to Egil while looking in the mirror: "Also, this kind of dress is very uncomfortable, it makes the body itchy, it is inconvenient and defenseless, and this glove and shin armor (black silk stockings and black silk gloves), why is it like this? And this shoe...... Why is the back one block higher than the front?"
At this moment, Artoria, who was fully dressed, made a stunning appearance, and looking at the clothes he chose to wear on Artoria, Egil felt that his brain replenishment ability still needed to be improved. Real people are obviously much better looking than brain supplements. So I was stunned for a few seconds.
"This is a good-looking garment, and other aspects are not considered at all except for looking good - of course, it is not completely without collateral effects, probably all men will think it is beautiful after seeing it, so the movement becomes sluggish in a few seconds. Egil explained after recovering from his senses.
"What's that?"
Of course, Artoria didn't understand it at all.
"That is to say, my wife is beautiful, and everyone loves flowers and flowers. Egil said as he put his arm around Artoria's waist.
"Really?" said Artoria's appearance at the moment, not in line with the mainstream European aesthetics. So she herself is not very confident in her appearance. But women, even if it's Artoria who has the power to kill countless people. I still like to listen to beautiful words, especially the praise of people I like. So Artoria also showed a rare smile: "So...... What would you do if the other nobles, and the knights, took a liking to me?"
Egil frowned, knowing that what Artoria said was really not impossible. It's really not for nothing that there are nobles who are thinking about the noblewomen and even the queen in these years. What's more, his wife is so beautiful (only Egil thinks so).
"Then I'll kill them all. Egil promised. Later, when he saw his wife's sweet smile in a one-person-high vanity mirror imported from Venice, he knew that he was right. But so what? If you really kill it, you really kill it. Egil really did this kind of thing......
At this point, Egil felt that he should test his wife a little, so he asked, "What should you do if any of the ladies or ladies who have come here like me?"
"I killed them all, too. Artoria spoke to the point.
Agiel was pleased with the answer, and combed Artoria's hair with a smile, and then placed a beautiful crown of gold and black pearls on her head......
After the war, the European aristocracy still had a little entertainment. For example, hunting, banquets, knight competitions, and so on. At this time, the ranger knights of the entire Norman kingdom were basically absorbed by Egil. And the remaining feudal knights who were vassals with other nobles were not very strong in combat. So the knight tournament is not very good-looking, and the quality has dropped a lot. The nobles found it unpleasant, so they pleaded with Egil and held another knightly tournament the day after the feast. Egil felt that this was a good opportunity to show his strength and intimidate the nobles, so he smiled and agreed.
And so, the banquet officially began, and under the cooking of the imperial chef produced by Egil's system, the dishes were completely cooked, and the taste was just right, and there was absolutely no crunchy. Plus from India...... And then to the Ottoman ...... Then to the Eastern Romans...... And then to Italy...... And then there's the spices, and the salt, which gives these dishes a rich flavor - of course, because the nobles are a little more earthy, so the flavor is a little heavier - and if you put less salt, they will think that you have treated them badly......
However, before that, it was not possible to eat first, and before that, the nobles of the turtle had heard about it, and had made up for the court etiquette, and knew that there was a great rule here in Egil, that it was necessary to listen to the king first, and then toast, and then toast to the queen, and then the archbishop would speak, and then pray to God for ten minutes, and then toast...... You can only eat it after completing this series of rituals. And you have to chew slowly, not by hand, but with a knife and fork, little by little. There are more than 20 kinds of cutlery knives and forks, and everyone except the queen has rules for dining, and they are particular about which style of knives and forks to use when eating. If you do something wrong, you will be laughed at.
Of course, the vast majority of nobles may have made up their minds and learned after watching what His Majesty did, so that they would not be ashamed.
After Egil finished saying a toast, he looked at the group of turtles below who were looking at him stupidly, and knew in his heart that he was playing the piano to a donkey. He smiled and raised his glass—this time the turtle nobles learned quickly, and immediately raised their glasses, and laughed more than Egir. After all, it was the first time in my life to drink wine made by this system with flavor and pigments, and it was an excitement......
"Well, at least they're much more interested in wine than in my wife. At this moment, Egil comforted himself.
At this time, when Egil had completely given up his plan to continue to train these turtles, a very familiar, very sweet, and inexplicable voice suddenly came from the door: "Brother, you are holding a meeting here, why don't you call me?"
Then, as if there was a spotlight shining at the door, a red carpet that seemed to be stained with blood swooped down from the door little by little, not long or short, just spread directly in front of Egil's throne, and the nobles along the way were also ashamed of themselves, afraid that they would step on this kind of art (Persian handmade carpets, everywhere are works of art, but they are all hung on the wall, and there are really not many people who step on the ground). Immediately afterwards, four girls dressed in pure white maid costumes ran in at a trot. Perfume splashes on the ground and the petals scatter into the air.
Just as the other nobles were surprised, who was this such a big score. It seems to be bigger than His Majesty's pedigree...... Then two more musicians with wigs and tuxedos and violins walked in, closed their eyes and began to play, Egir had no artistic cells in his past or present life, and could not hear what the music was. But that's what it sounds like......
The appearance also comes with a BGM, a bastard.
Seeing the commotion of the visitors, sitting on the throne covered with white tiger skins made of pure steel on the steps of a half-story building, Egil's face had become extremely ugly. As the voice that had been talking to him for a year and a half, he felt that he would never forget it even if he crossed over again.
It's the system elf with the poisonous tongue.
Immediately after that, a cold sweat came down from Egil's head - this guy is not good, and good people are not coming. Egil finally understood why the system elves had laughed maliciously when he had spoken to the system elves more than a month ago.
Come on. Robin Hood and the light and dark sentry set up by the nameless two people were completely useless. The co-authors didn't even think of sabotaging in the shadows - they came to Egil in the open. Also with four retinues.
But Egil was quite excited, because he thought for a moment that if the system elf could show up, then the system elf must have an entity. Now that the system elf has a physical entity, a wish that has haunted him for a year and eight months can finally be realized.
Beat her up - no, beat her ten times - and if she didn't get angry, he just pulled out a knife and slashed her.
Thinking of this, Egil grasped the hilt of the knife as soon as he was excited...... At this moment, there is really no rule in Europe that says that weapons are not allowed at banquets. And it's not the kind of decorative weapons of the Celestial Empire, all of them are real swords and real guns, just like the one-and-a-half long-handled battle axes on the shoulders of the two guard knights standing at the gate of the palace, one of them can kill people directly.
It was as if right now, Egil felt that he could just in case......
Hehehehe......he
The corners of Egil's mouth curled, and a low, night-owl laugh erupted. Then he walked down from his throne step by step, and by the way, he straightened the Norman iron crown on his head, which symbolized the killing conquest, and stepped forward on the carpet with force, one foot at a time, as if crushing something. At the same time, the hand holding the hilt of the knife is ready to be unsheathed.
"Brother......" At this moment, from outside the door, along the carpet, a girl dressed in the same style as Artoria - only the color is pure white, white stockings and white gloves, and even the small gold crown on her head is the same, but the gem is not black pearls, but white diamonds Soon, but extremely elegant, a girl walked in, and at the moment when Egil was stunned, the girl had already thrown herself into Egil's arms.
"I miss you so much, Brother Egil......"
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