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After washing my hair and face, although I felt a lot sober, the impure tap water seeped into the wound, and I felt a kind of overtiredness, a kind of swelling and swelling hot pain......

After washing my face and taking off my tattered T-shirt, I began to take a towel in the private room......

"Brother Fei, I said do you dare to be particular...... Why don't you eat something in your mouth!!You're rubbing mud in between, isn't it a little disgusting......!" Wang Nan sat next to Zhang Xi, bit the chopsticks with his small mouth in a daze, and said a wordless word. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"He's been vulgar for many years, when we were in the dormitory, he took a bath, rubbed down the mud, can build a kang, and is rich and called a flower chicken ......!" Wang Mumu looked at the mixture of blood and mud left on my body, and clicked and ate......

“...... It's okay, you eat yours, don't worry about me, I'm fine!" I wiped my chest, wiped my back, and then said politely to everyone.

"Phew, people who can't look at the back of their heads for eight lifetimes ......!" Zhang Lu stuck out his tongue and cursed.

"What about Guan Yu, haven't come yet??" I wiped the blood on my body, and suddenly remembered that I wouldn't be beaten for some reason because I was waiting for Guan Yu, so I asked Dakang viciously.

"The chicken intestines sent him home!" Dakang said speechlessly.

"What's the matter with ???? sending it home??" I glanced at the table, and sure enough, I didn't see any chicken intestines.

"Oh...... He drank too much...!" Wang Mumu was a little speechless and said.

"I've drunk too much???? I've been out for twenty minutes, and I've drunk too much????

"Follow me!!" Wang Yiheng took the hairy crab, was clicking and biting, Tianyang looked admiring, and said slowly: "Dude, I thought I was awesome enough!!! The first time I ate a hairy crab, I ate it for my legs, and threw it on my mother's body, you are much stronger than me! I even ate the shell...... You're not afraid of shit, asshole?..."

"It's okay, I'm chewing on ......!" Wang Yiheng's eyes didn't blink, and he chewed raw.

"Calm, the aristocracy eats, the nobles eat ......!" As soon as Wang Mumu had something, he couldn't explain it, so he pulled it to the nobles,

I don't understand, the aristocratic tooth flower can still be made of Three Gorges scraps??Doesn't it bleed when you prick it......

After I sat down and drank two glasses, I finally knew what Guan Yu was missing, it turned out that I heard that Wang Mumu brought a younger brother, and I felt that I couldn't come empty-handed, after all, he didn't rub Wang Mumu's cigarettes, but he didn't want to spend money, and finally I didn't know where to take out two catties, with deer antlers, green snakes, wolfberries, ginseng, and four or five years of bulk liquor, to fool Wang Mumu and say, this is Hades, the king of Hades, the wine for the royal dinner......

You have to tell Wang Mumu that this is Lafite, he can throw away the wine bottle in a hurry, and then tell you that Lafei doesn't need to clean the toilet at my house, but you have to tell him that this is two catties of arsenic from the ancient tomb, and he can drink it......

There's no way, pretending to be a B seller, you have to behave differently......

After bringing the wine, Wang Mumu was originally going to use the pseudo spittoon brought by himself during the Qianlong period to have a few drinks, but his mother gave the old Wang family, the oldest nobleman, Pu Yi and his uncle Wang Yiheng who soaked wine since he was a child, knew that this was two yuan a pound of bulk liquor, so he said casually: "Hades may be relatively low-key, and the net jb went to the alley to buy wine, which is obviously fooling!"

Guan Yu, who was also about to use this wine to fool Wang Mumu with a Su Yan, was furious when he heard it, saying that he could see Athena immediately after drinking this wine......

When Wang Yiheng heard this, he also came up with the strength of the ancestral alternative outlaw and said: "In that case, you drink a catty, I drink a catty, and the two of us will go to Athena to fight the landlord together!

That's it, the two tiger b, directly didn't wait for the food to come up, directly one person did a catty, 60 degrees of bulk liquor, less than a minute after drinking, Wang Yiheng's face was not red or panting, sitting on the stool, and Guan Yu said to go to the toilet, after going in and never came out, Wang Mumu, who had been watching with a spittoon, said to me: "Guan Yu, I don't know if I saw Athena, but I must have seen the moon!!!" Because before entering the toilet, he said this: "Chang'e? What are you wandering around at night? Looking for a rabbit?"

I was speechless after hearing this, I was still thinking about respecting the king with two glasses, but when I looked at the amount of alcohol, I still don't humiliate myself, what if I meet Chang'e......

However, the etiquette that should be fulfilled still has to be fulfilled, I drank two cups of tea, warmed up, and then stood up and said: "Come on, Mu Ye will bring us another brother, and in the future, we will have one more member in our family, don't ink, Ming'er should bring a horizontal to buy clothes, buy a watch, within three days, you must give me a clean and neat drop!!"

"Yiheng, I know you Brother Fei, I haven't seen him so bright for so many years, and you don't thank you!!" Wang Mumu euphemistically began to teach Wang Yiheng to behave in a way.

"Thank you, Brother Big Bird!" Wang Yiheng bowed earnestly and thanked him.

"Haha!!"

Everyone burst into laughter, and I had a black line on my head and said with a wine glass: "If you can buy a stall, you should buy a stall......!"

"Haha!"

Everyone laughed again, then stood up and drank it all, ate in the hot pot restaurant for more than an hour, and returned to Caesar to ask for a private room, everyone sang a song, anyway, they were very happy, Wang Mumu didn't look at the tune for a day, and he talked about the calves, but he was really tired, because there were too many people to manage under his hands, that is, Wang Nan and Wang Jun and Xiaohai, one person led a group, and there were still many people left, and they couldn't manage it, so Wang Yiheng's arrival should be able to help him and chicken intestines to some extent.

As for the place to live, it is still arranged at home, although the room is not enough, but the chicken intestines with ulterior motives, I did not hesitate to invite Wang Yiheng to come and live together, I have suspected more than once, maybe the chicken intestines are holding, and I can't sleep with my brother for the time being, so I fucking sleep with my brother's dirty thoughts, so I did it......

It was more than one o'clock in the middle of the night, a group of us drove, and returned home, I took a shower, changed into pajamas, shamelessly went to Dakang's room, lay on his bed, and asked the little nurse to wipe some disinfectant on my body, of course, my brother and daughter-in-law can't use it in vain, I threw the last three dollars and five cents in my pocket to them, and the little nurse scolded Bansu Street because of this: "Slut fly, you think it's a little too cheap...... right!"

After returning to the house satisfied, lying on the comfortable bed, just about to sleep luxuriously, the landline suddenly rang, I was stunned for a moment, I didn't quite understand who would call my landline in the middle of the night.

"Hey, who's that?" I asked, leaning against the head of the bed, lighting a cigarette.

"I, the four-eyed pheasant!" asked the man with glasses straight to the point.

"Oh, why are you calling my landline?"

"Fuck, I'm about to explode the satellite, I can't get through your phone!" the man in glasses scolded.

As soon as he finished speaking, I suddenly remembered that my phone had just been kicked and broken by the others......

"Oh, I met a fatherless and motherless beggar today, I looked very pitiful, and I didn't bring any money, so I threw my phone to him!" I lied and didn't blink my eyes at all, really......

"Okay, I don't have time to talk to you, you have news about that, I have a friend in the H City Exit and Entry Bureau, we are drinking together today, I said casually, I didn't expect him to tell me, just in the past few days, there is a girl named Hong Xin who has applied for a visa!!"

After hearing this, I was stunned in place, paused for a long time, and asked abruptly: "She is the only one who applied for the visa??"

PS: There is one more chapter