Once upon a time, in some distant world, there was a country called Reyns. Tylen, in that country, there is a legend called "Black Girl", which is still talked about, but no one has ever believed in it.

Now, let me tell you the story.

But, dear readers, before I begin, I want to tell you who have been concerned about your demeanor.

The next story...... It's better not to look at it......

You're better off not looking.

After reading it, you will worry that you will definitely regret it.

Because what's next, it's a story you'd better not watch.

September 9, 1999 in the Kingdom Calendar. Tylen

The father of the black girl is called Mr. Chi. One day, after Mr. Chi and the iron-masked ladyboy finished talking about the great cause of recovering the country, they bought Fuguo brand roast chicken, smoked Fuguo brand cigarettes, and unknowingly, walked to a small hill.

Suddenly, a magnificent light emanated from the sky, and among the clouds, there was a handsome young man, with horns on his head, and a ball of light in his hand, and his whole body was full of holy light.

In the center of the ball of light, there is a petite girl.

"You...... Are you God?" Mr. Chi said happily: "I am not your member, but I also want to go to heaven, where is your flying saucer, take me with you!"

"oh!no,**,iamnotyhegod!ha!boy!listen!I am the lord of the demons, 'Genghis Khan' Temujin. ”

In a flickering light, the boy spoke.

"This girl has been living in the light of holiness since she was born, and she has no idea that the filth in society now is a person with a pure soul......"

"Whether this child lives or dies, and what her life is, depends on you. The young man smiled and said, "Please, I will protect you in heaven." ”

The ball of light descended into Mr. Chi's hands, and Temujin was gone.

"It's strange how this kind of thing could happen all of a sudden. Mr. Chi was pleasantly surprised: "It must be the ancestor who is virtuous, and the deity has appeared to guide me in the great cause of restoring the country, it must be like this." ”

In order to play the development game into SLG, Mr. Chi decided to choose a name for the girl, but what should I call it?

"Yui Narusawa, Mieko Hirai, Mai Sakuragi, Shiro, Hazuki...... Hmmm! ”

Ignoring the joy of the baby in his arms, Mr. Chi felt that these names were too girlish to make a big deal.

"Ming Yuexiang, Shi Tiko, Ayukawa Yuan, Greencil, Korosso...... Hmmm! not good. ”

It is hard to imagine the tragic situation of this child driving the first plane and running around, Mr. Chi held the baby, thinking hard, and suddenly, he suddenly realized.

"That's right, that's the name, it's smart and handsome, it's mighty and good. ”

Mr. Chi picked up the baby and said with infinite glory: "From today on, your name will be 'Yamamoto Isoroku'. ”

Rumble!

The two hundredth heavenly thunder circled and roared, and the demon thunder and demon lightning turned into an electric dragon and flew into the key point of the Kadar Heavenly Spirit.

The Heruman army broke through the Jinling gate, and the Southern Tang Dynasty perished.

There was a thunderclap in the sky, a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and the baby howled incessantly, as if it was for the beginning of this misfortune, and wailed and warned.

Sure enough, not long after Mr. Chi adopted the child, because of the failure of "Zhuang Jing and self-improvement, the great cause of recovering the country", he encountered a thousand-faced man incident by smoking Fuguo brand marijuana, and his life was whimpered, and Yamamoto Fifty-six was thrown around among the many stepmothers.

Every stepmother is facing the same dilemma, this broom star is unexpectedly terrifying, so that there will be many unexpected incidents in their family, such as being caught gambling and being caught in a lottery, opening a [***] lottery and being reversed, selling a big supplement to meet the police, being a public prostitute*, and electing a president to encounter a missile exercise...... In short, it's very scary.

Later, Yamamoto Fifty-six was sent to the side of the one hundred and seventh stepmother, Leng Hitomi, and I don't know when Yamamoto Fifty-six had a nickname called Nier. Because I hated the original name (the real reason was because the author hated it, there were too many words), this nickname gradually replaced the proper name.

The stepmother Leng Tong, and the two sisters who were born after her, regard Nier as a thorn in her side, and often use all kinds of pubic hair... conspiracy to murder Niel in order to get out of the sea of suffering as soon as possible.

They gave Nier high-calorie food, nine steaks and nineteen hamburgers per meal, plus cream and french fries, and a cup of black tea with ninety-nine sugar cubes, and also stipulated that she lay in bed, did not let her do sports, nested in front of the TV all day, and watched the garbage program "Humen Zhuyanji".

(Leng Tong: "She eats it herself, what's my business.") Screenwriter: "What's up with you, she's the heroine, you don't have the right to speak." ”）

However, God bless the good people, although Nier grew up in a cramming family, not only did she not suffer from high blood pressure and heart disease, but she also did not lose her figure, and always maintained a wonderful curve of 23 waists...... What a demonic physique!

"Ghost! You're not human, you must be a demon!"

"Yes, both mother and daughter are woes, and at a young age, they will lead men..."

"Demonic ...... This must be a demonic ......."

"What's the matter with the devil......

"Who are you?"

"Don't you know who I am. I just blame my uncle. ”

"Get the hell out of here...... ＠％＆＄......”

The neighbors fight and blame, but Niel still eats it. The stepmother had cold eyes, so she had to find another way to make money and kill herself.

"Nier, the granary is broken, you can find your sister to fix it together. ”

"Got it, go right away. ”

Niel put down the mille-feuille cake in her hand, ran up to the ceiling, and asked her eldest sister to repair the granary together.

The eldest sister, Cangyue Feng, is in the ceiling of her personal bedroom, as her personal hobby, folding windmills.

"Big sister, let's go repair the warehouse together!"

"One windmill, two windmills, three windmills...... Only killed nine people yesterday, the performance was too poor, and the midterm exam was bound to be taken. ”

"Sister, let's go repair the granary together!"

“......”

One minute......

Two minutes......

Three-minute ......

"Forget it, I'll go by myself. ”

Can't stand the coolness of the eldest sister, Nier decides to repair the granary herself, accompanied by the younger sister, Long. Einstein.

"Mr. Granary, Mr. Iron Fork, Mr. Straw, and other gentlemen, hello everyone, Ailing is here to repair you Luo!"

"Ailing, help me hold up the ladder, I'll go up and lay the straw." ”

Nier landed on the roof neatly, facing the sun, and the beautiful girl's skin exuded a youthful glow.

"Hehe, I'm really an invincible super thunderbolt beauty in the universe. Nile looked at her complexion and nodded in satisfaction.

In fact, she didn't know that the big beauty has retired from popularity, and now the most popular female surname is the "Invincible Super Thunderbolt Sperm Sucker Queen of the Universe".

"Ailing, throw the basket up. ”

"Sister, don't use that kind of backward tool, I just finished the new work of the ABS series last night, the invincible big fried crab twisting multi-tool No. 1, I'll throw it up to you now. ”

"Wow!

Eling naively threw the tool up, but the moment it fell into Niel's hands......

Rumble!

"Wow! it exploded, it's hot...... It's so hot......"

"How so... How so...... Woo......"

After years of being a sister, "how can this be" has become the most common mantra, and it is clear that this is not the first time it has appeared.

"Hey, is there anyone, hurry up and put out the fire, come and put out the fire, come and ......"

Because of the fire, the granary burned, and Niel was trapped in the middle of the fire, unable to move.

Black smoke choked his nose, flames flew up, and he was about to fall into danger.

"Damn, even a stupid cat is roasted by fire, there are fools to save it, why would a big beauty like me be ignored?"

"Sister, don't worry, I just made the 'World's Peerless Super Golden Light Communicator', and I can save you right away. ”

Einstein confidently opened the machine and issued an S. o。 S's message, hoping that all the flying objects that pass by here, demons, superhumans, creation gods, UFOs, gods, witches riding mops...... Alas, anything goes, as long as you can get people out.

"I want to fly to the sky, to the sky... Hey, how can there be a distress signal? Go down and take a look. ”

Seven hours and forty-five minutes and twenty-three seconds later, a plump blonde girl, with pointed ears peculiar to the elves, and a pair of angelic white wings on her back, danced gently and slowly landed in front of Nier.

Because she was afraid of waiting too long, Nier had already taken out the prepared black tea, cake, and small pastries, started afternoon tea, and changed into a one-piece swimsuit at the same time, and by the way, she took a light bath and roasted sauna with fire.

Why does the fire burn for so long, it's not surprising, it's not surprising at all, because the granary is huge!

The design of the granary adopts a special space of "between Xue Geding", so when the fire is burning, the granary can be extended infinitely.

Moreover, the material of the granary is made of the hardest object "not soft at all", even the double-barreled sabotage cannon of the Orion Illusion cannon!

"Goddess, are you here to save me from the fire?" Putting down the iced Darjeeling black tea in her hand, Niel asked in a loud voice.

"I'm Robin of the Elves. Lockris, why did you summon me?"

It seemed to be roasting hot, and Apple couldn't help but use her wings to wind, and suddenly, Apple's eyes lit up and she stared at Niel's waist, where there was a horn.

"How do you have this horn?"

"Oh! my father gave it to me. ”

"This is the horn of my companion, did your father kill my companion?"

"Uh...... May I ask where the elves got their horns?"

"Whatever, Shao Luo, the script is copied from others, and if you feel dissatisfied, you can go to the screenwriter! ”

"Oh, no, I bought it from a merchant. A little dazed, Niel replied anyway.

"What kind of merchant is it?"

"Is this?" Nile thought for a moment, and said, "It's a short and fat young man, with a fat face, a short figure, and a fat face that looks very obscene, like the kind of pervert who will kidnap his little sister to see a goldfish at any time, and carries an oversized backpack on his back......"

"I see. Ruoping nodded, "It's a frog fat man." Either way, it's a memorial to my companions...... Please give it back to me right away. ”

"Oh!" Despite some reluctance, Nill returned the horn as the script had arranged, even though she knew it was just a bargain from a stall.

"Well, wise girl, I will take the place of the moon and increase your strength as a reward. As she spoke, a bright light bloomed from her fingers, enveloping Niel.

Answer: Answer Dangdang......

As Niel levels up, she can equip the new equipment "Rainbow Feather Cloak", which increases her maximum physical strength by 50 points, her maximum strength by 100 points, her attack power by 25 points, and her defense by 15 points.

Niel learns a new trick - Heavenly Demon Skill.

With the help of the elves, Nier's clothes have the function of flying, and she instantly flies away from the fire and escapes the disaster.

Stepmother's cold pupil's pubic hair...... The conspiracy failed like that.

The stepmother's cold eyes were roaring, "The granary burned by itself, what does it matter to me." ”

Screenwriter: "What's in charge of you, you are the villain, and the responsibility will be given to you." ”

A few days after the granary fire, the very, very bad stepmother Leng Tong used her vicious pubic hair again...... Conspiracy to murder Niel.

"Nier, the well is clogged, you can get your sister to fix it. ”

"Got it, go right away. ”

Nile put down the honey frosting chocolate in her hand, ran up to the ceiling, and asked her eldest sister to repair the well.

The eldest sister, Cangyue Feng, is still in the ceiling of her personal bedroom, as her personal hobby, folding windmills.

"Sister, let's go to the well together!"

"One windmill, two windmills, three windmills...... I only killed nine cats this month, and my performance was too poor, so I must have been coached by Coach Eryi this semester (hey, hey, what the hell are you going to!). ”

"Sister, let's go to the well together!"

“......”

One minute......

Two minutes......

Three-minute ......

Four minutes ......

"Forget it, I'll go by myself. ”

Unable to communicate with the cold-faced murderer, Nile decides to go to the well by herself, and before leaving, the cute little sister, Long. Albert Einstein, volunteered to help.

"Sister Nier, Ailing is coming with you. ”

"Don't!"

With a very rational mind, Nier refused the little sister's help, basically, as long as the little sister appeared, it would not be too peaceful, coincidentally, a silver-haired man had the same opinion as her.

The blockage of the well is not serious, but the garbage problem is more serious, dead fish, dead shrimp, dinosaur eggs, chemical waste, Solomon's crown, the Black Star pistol, the Ark of Law, the lower half of the corpse, the nuclear warhead, the fragments of Noah's Ark, the trilobites, the Yanjing human skull......

Anyway, it is quite understandable that after the garbage is not implemented, there will be a lot of unimaginable garbage.

"Damn, it's all the fault of bad political axes. ”

Nile struggled to clean the well of the garbage, and just as she was about to take a break, she suddenly noticed a shiny box at the bottom of the well.

"What is it, the treasure of Leifeng Tower?" Nell's eyes lit up, and without thinking, she jumped into the well and opened the box.

"Welcome back, dragon head!" In the box, there was an old voice, "Your mission this time is very dangerous, you must go deep behind enemy lines, seven in and seven out, bleeding all over your face, broken bones, no allowance, no labor insurance, bow to the best, and then ...... after death"

"What the hell, be a modern Ashin!" Nell shook her head, confused, and about to abandon it.

“...... This operation was named 'Tianyi Project'. The old voice said, "Of course, if something happens to you or your team, we will completely deny anything about your actions. ”

"In order to ensure the secrecy of the operation, after ten seconds, this well will be automatically destroyed, good luck, dragon head!" After saying that, the box began to smoke in puffs of blue.

"Wow! what is this, layoffs in disguise!" Nell yelled angrily, slamming the box to the ground, which made an intermittent mechanical sound before it melted.

"This system...... Designed by ABS Studio...... Prosperous. Produced by Beethoven, thank you for purchasing the genuine ......"

"Neither of you father and daughter are good things!" Amid the shouting, there was a magnitude 10 earthquake in the well, and Niel was about to be buried alive in the well.

At the critical moment, the dragon pattern on Nier's clothes began to shine, faintly shining out, and there was a passage in the mud ahead.

With nothing else to do, Niel drilled into a hole and followed the lines of the sludge and went straight into it.

At the mouth of the well, the laughter of the bad stepmother sounded triumphantly.

"Wow ha, I changed careers successfully, and this time I finally became a bad guy. ”

Niel enters a strange cave......

In the depths of the cavern, a demon in total darkness is meditating......

"Huh! fuck... This ghost chain...... (Kalikhali)...... Why does the bite keep ...... (Kalikhali) ......"

The demon's hair was black, soaked in mud, with a pair of bat-like wings on his back, two slender wrists, and heavy chains chained to metal balls, and he was furious, revealing a pair of shiny fangs, gnawing at the chains desperately.

"Fuck...... (Kalikhali)...... Dead old ghost Yinzhen... (Kalikhali)...... As long as I bite off the chain... (Kalikali)... Must be the first to kill you..."

Niel approached cautiously and asked, "Excuse me, are you a demon?"

"Don't talk nonsense... (Kalikhali)...... Hurry up and read the lines... (Kalikhali)...... I'm busy...... Fuck the dead ghost Yinzhen ......"

The demon completely maintained the attitude of the demons, ignoring the existence of the first heroine, and just gnawed on the chains desperately and read the lines by himself.

"This is not a place where humans can come...... Hey, what are you taking?"

Before Niel could reply, the demon immediately said, "Let me see, ah! This is the devil's jewelry, and this thing is of little value for humans to carry...... (Kalikhali)...... Fuck, it's annoying, hand it over or I'll kill you right away... (Kalikhali) ......"

Ahhhhh

roundone

fight！

Niel uses defense.

Chirez unleashed a straight punch.

Niel took four hundred points of damage.

Niel uses defense.

Chireth unleashed the Dragon Emperor Fist.

Niel took four hundred and fifty points of damage.

Neel's HP is less than a quarter and turns red.

Chirez points to Nier.

“todieyou！girl！”

Niel uses her special move--Divine Sword Mystery Kill Infinite Hell Bliss Break!(Up, Down, Left, Left, Right, B+A) But because the CPU level is not enough, Nier's command is too late to deal with it.

Chireth unleashed a Celestial Demon Slash.

Niel took two thousand five hundred points of damage. The stock market crashes, and Nile is knocked down.

Chireth laughed and said, "Haha! I was knocked down in two clicks, and the name of the Chinese New Year version is going to be changed, and it's called the story of the black-skinned boy." ”

"Who wants to call that ugly name. Niel struggled, "Wait! Stinky bat, you're about to regret it." ”

roundtwo

fight！

Niel uses defense.

Chirez wields the Sword of Obedience.

Niel takes three hundred damage.

Chires: "Superficial woman, are you all there are to you?"

Neil: "Youmustbekill!blckbat!"

(R+Q+N+F12, F10+Mouse Move) Chires!

"Whoa, whoa, whoa...... This stance is ......!!!!"

"Secret Technique! ”

There was a thunderclap in the air, and the sky was full of thunder, and it hit Chires.

"It's so despicable to use PC-Tools-level cheap tricks. ”

Qi Lei's Heavenly Demon Gong was pushed to the strongest, blocking the first hundred Heavenly Thunders.

Chirez took two thousand six hundred points of damage.

Niel prepares to attack.

The author urged on the side: "Hurry up and finish the fight, I want to sleep." ”

Chireth used the Heavenly Demon Flurry and took two hundred Heavenly Thunderbolts.

Chirez took two thousand points of damage. Less than a quarter of the HP turns red.

Niel decides to use her best secret technique. (Up, down, left, right、、、 turn right half a circle, A+B) 800 heavenly thunderbolts were laid down at the same time, and Chires's body exploded.

Chirez takes 90,000 damage.

Li Yu swallowed the fire, Kadar jumped off the building, Lance knelt on the keyboard, and Yinzhen had breakfast......

Chirez was knocked down.

Chirez was knocked down.

Answer: Answer Dangdang......

Niel rises in rank and is promoted from Trainee to Moon Knight.

Neel can equip the new equipment "Demon Knife Muramasa", which increases her maximum physical strength by 50 points, her maximum strength by 100 points, her attack power by 25 points, and her defense by 15 points.

Niel's Heavenly Demon Skills have taken it to the next level.

"I don't believe I lost... Your trick is too despicable......"

That's it, Nile from bad stepmother's pubic hair...... got out of the conspiracy, and the turning point in her life is coming.

Neighbors on the street began to spread a message, and two months later, Reins. Tyren is about to choose the prince's marriage and has a grand ball, which welcomes the ladies of the whole country.

An even sadder story is about to begin.

Uh-huh, the black girl dodged her stepmother's pubic hair...... conspiracy, successfully escaped, successive plans failed, and stepmother Leng Tong was on the verge of collapse for herself to become the one hundred and eighth hero of Liang Shanbo.

"Lalalala...... I'm a happy black girl...... The spirits in the sky, the monkeys in the trees, the demons in the caves, everyone fell down... Llah-la-la..."

Niel lay in front of the TV, happily watching the flower picking, humming a song, relaxed and comfortable.

"Nier, go to the warehouse and get the pesticides. ”

"Got it, I'll go right away. ”

Nile ran to the warehouse, looking for pesticides, looking around, but couldn't find it, and was wondering when there was a sudden loud bang at the door, and the iron door was closed.

"Nier, mom has something to go out, you stay in the warehouse, if you're hungry, fm2 in the cabinet, the iron fan princess, you have nothing to do, there is an Encyclopedia Britannica in the warehouse, you read it slowly, wait for a hundred years, and your mother will let you out when she comes back." ”

After speaking, there was a burst of laughter at the door, and the bad-hearted stepmother went away.

"Wow, it's vile, child abuse!"

Nier knocked on the door desperately, rumbling and rumbling, but with an impact force of more than 40,000kg, she still couldn't open it. The door of the T force field, if only there was a heavy slash at this time.

"It's so hateful, there must be something delicious, leaving my daughter like this, there is no flesh and blood at all. In desperation, Niel prayed to heaven for help.

The prayer was answered immediately, and suddenly, the whole warehouse was filled with colorful lights and fragrances, and a goddess appeared in the midst of the sheng songs.

"I am the Queen Mother of the West of Kunlun Mountain, a girl with a jade signature and a different shape!

Niel was too scared to speak.

Fenghua said slowly: "The palace has held a ball to choose a concubine, and your mother and two sisters have already attended, according to someone's request, girl......!

"Sister-in-law. ”

"What's the matter. ”

"You think you're reciting the wrong lines. ”

"Ah, is it true...... I'm sorry, but I did make a mistake. ”

"What's the matter! Whether it's you or he's good, isn't there half a dedicated person? Although this is the Chinese New Year version, it doesn't mean that the lines can be read randomly!"

"Sorry......"

"Forget it, just put down what you should be given!

The fairy from Kunlun Mountain waved a stick from nowhere, and in an instant, the entire warehouse was shrouded in a golden light.

"Wow! What kind of dress is this!"

The evening lights are shining, and the night of the palace is still splendid, in order to celebrate this year's New Year's Day, Reins. Tyren threw a grand ball, and after the stupid emperor "I Will King" Lance broke the "Iron Mask" cake that symbolized the opening ceremony, the ball was officially opened, and the whole people were in a jubilant atmosphere.

Guard Armor: "Why do we still have guards for such a big ball?"

Guard B: "That's right, this time as a guard, at least there are lines to say, the last time I played a dead body in Leifeng Tower, it was over after only a few screams, and the salary was so small..."

Guard C: "You guys are okay, last time I was a guard in Honnoji Temple, I was killed after just a few words, and then the author said that we didn't follow the script, and we had to deduct money, which is really ......"

Guard: "You are all just pediatricians, I was sent to play the trolls, and I didn't even have a chance to show up, so I was killed by Temujin......"

The guards said a word, I said a word, exchanging each other's bad working experience, fighting each other, just as everyone was crying and sighing, cutting their wrists and crying blood, the same object rushed at an astonishing high speed and stopped in front of them.

"This ...... What is this thing......"

"Is it the Dome?"

"Was it just played?"

"It's u. f。 O?"

"Is it the legendary Great Sacred Fortress, Red Noah?"

“oh！no！”

In the palace, elegant music was flying, and men and women were very enthusiastic and dancing the waltz.

Reins. Tiren's current emperor, Lance, looked at the hall with regret, he also wanted to have a lively time, but, playing 3P last night, I don't know if the center of gravity was not put right, the bed collapsed, and he sprained his foot, so now, he can only regret watching others dance.

However, some people believe that this was a premeditated plan by the emperor's chief staff officer, "Cangyue Cao", because if the stupid emperor was allowed to take the lead in the banquet, the concubine selection ball would likely become a "tribute spouse meeting", and according to a reliable high-ranking source who did not want to be named, this rumor is highly credible.

The ladies in the field, all dressed up in flowers, whispered, I don't know who will be selected and become the Snow White in the eyes of the prince.

And among the many people, there are three fools, completely ignoring the seduction of the handsome man, and as soon as they enter the door, they occupy the table and eat and drink.

"Mother Leng Tong, why are we here to eat?"

"Because, Nell's broom spirit... Xili snoring (the sound of eating noodles)... Recently, the family's stock plummeted... Kazikazi (the sound of gnawing bread)... Mom exchanged the dollar for the won again... Sissy Huhu (caviar swallowing)... So we don't have money to eat, so we have to come here to eat all-you-can-eat... Hahaha (drinking spicy pot)..."

"That's... Mom, when can we go home for dinner?"

"Probably wait until ...... Huzzi Zizi (the sound of drinking boba milk tea)... The South Korean won rebounded, the new Taiwan dollar rose sharply, and the stock market broke another 10,000 points... Woohoohoo (the sound of being scalded by the steak)... You can go home......"

Hearing this, Ailing swallowed six cakes in one go (Hey, Miss, are you a snake mother?), and Feng'er on the side, with the special technique of the Snow Mountain, covered up her breath, eliminated all signs of life, hid in the corner, secretly picked up the plastic bag, and packed all the food away (Hey, Miss, this is illegal). ）。

"The super unparalleled beautiful man, the jade-faced Langjun Sai Pan'an, and the first prince Li Yu, made a grand debut. ”

With a very handsome three-point face, Li Yu appeared on the stage.

"Haha, it's amazing, before the biography is finished, you can appear under your real name, which is the privilege of a beautiful man... Hey, lights, get closer, it's okay, you can get a little closer......"

Li Yu looked around and suddenly his eyes lit up.

"Beautiful young lady, your lonely face, just like the cold plum on the mountain, makes me very distressed as a beautiful man, I don't know if I have the honor to dance with you?"

In the face of Li Yu's invitation, Feng'er, who was busy secretly packing, stopped her movements, looked back coldly, and wondered if this guy was going to come to share the pie, if so, he would die immediately and kill him.

Unaware that he was already hovering in front of the ghost gate, the silver-haired man was greatly frustrated that his charm had failed.

"Miss!"

"......" (Feng'er considers using a sword or poisoning)

"Miss!"

"......" (Feng'er considers whether to pierce the heart with a sword or divide the body into eight pieces)

"Miss, may I have the pleasure of asking your name?"

"Brush!"

The cold sleeve sword was pressed against Li Yu's throat, and Feng'er said coldly: "There are only two kinds of people who can ask my name, one is the master, the other is the dead man, and you ...... I'm about to become a part of the latter......"

"No! I don't ask. The silver-haired man left with a smile, letting the cold-faced murderer continue his great work of packing.

As I said, this is the Chinese New Year version, those things are not important, here, it is fashionable to wear no sleeves, and still play handsome with a sword.

The charm was frustrated, Li Yu shifted the target, searched for the next target, and suddenly, his eyes darkened, and he quickly turned around and left.

"Mo... Ask... First... Bear. ”

"It's an illusion... It's an illusion... I must have heard the sounds of nature......"

"Don't ask sir. ”

"It doesn't exist...... This outward apostle of a girl does not exist at all ... I don't really have anything in front of me......"

"Don't ask sir. ”

"My eyes... All of a sudden, my eyes went blind... I can't see anything anymore... Strange Doctor Black Jack... Where are you ......."

"Don't ask sir!"

"Wow...... a. The T-force field could not withstand the repeated attacks, the Yamato sank, and the silver-haired man finally collapsed.

"Why, why are you here!"

Ailing pouted aggrievedly and said: "This is the Chinese New Year version of Fengzi, so the original character must appear ......"

"Oh!no! Don't use the cast as an excuse. Li Yu roared in annoyance: "As long as you appear by my side, I will be very upset, so please stay away from me." ”

"But at least ask my name, or the author won't pay for it." ”

"Don't think I'm going to be fooled?"

Li Yu put aside the broom star and looked for the third target, and suddenly, his eyes lit up.

"Oh! ”

At the entrance of the hall, a very sultry beauty with a very sultry surname appeared, a bikini with a very seductive surname, among the many dresses, it looked special, she was desperate, as soon as she came in, she dominated a table, eating and drinking.

"Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the state of the river... No, it's hard for the slave to come out, and the teacher is merciful... No! Qi Nian's jade appearance should still be there, but Zhu Yan has changed... Oh, it doesn't matter. ”

Almost with a nosebleed, Li Yu rushed forward.

After the bright light, Niel felt light, opened her eyes, and looked at the clothes on her body.

"Wow! What kind of dress is this!"

The original coarse cloth garment is gone, and in its place, it is made of fine ayara... Bikini.

Although it is a plain one-piece style, the skin of the arms and thighs is completely exposed, and the elegant design also sets off the plump figure of the girl, the slender and strong waist, and the slightly bronzed skin, all of which have caused great temptation.

"What's going on, is your so-called prom a promiscuous banquet?" Nell's eyes were about to protrude, and the outfit had instantly expanded her patience to the limit.

"There should be a limit to serving readers, right! That peerless silver demon actually eats my tofu, doesn't he even let go of his own sister?"

"I'm sorry! Fenghua was a little embarrassed, and said softly: "This is indeed your brother's request, he thinks that a beauty like Xiaomei, if she wears a tacky dress, is really insulting to the identity of the first beauty in the Wind Continent, so she needs special clothes to set off." ”

Someone obviously knew his sister's surname clearly, and when he said this, the super optimistic single-celled creature immediately danced and said happily: "Well, yes, a beauty like me should have been set off with special clothes......

"What is parked at the door is a prepared car, as long as you sit on it, you can go directly to the palace. ”

"It's a good car...... Hmm, does it match my identity?"

Like a flower, Fenghua smiled mysteriously and said, "Don't worry! This is definitely a unique famous car in the whole king city." ”

"Really? hahaha......"

"However, at twelve o'clock, the clothes will be restored to ......"

"Got it! At twelve o'clock, the clothes will change back to their original shape, so come back early, no problem, I'm familiar with this story... It's too late, I'll go first. ”

"Wait a minute... Alas, what a man who refuses to listen... Forget it, let's go back to the Demon Tower and knit a sweater......"

"It's really perverted. ”

Nier stuffed a cake in her mouth, and her heart was also angry, it must have been influenced by the dead ghost hermitage, the "pig cart" pulled by eight big pigs, rampaging through the royal city, if it wasn't fast enough, before arriving at the venue, it would have been in the detention center.

"I'm sorry, little sister, because the military quartermaster at the North Gate Tianguan is too heavy, and the budget of the Imperial Household Province this year is seriously insufficient, so there is only this kind of car...... Otherwise, how about changing to the Yaqi Orochi car next time?"

"Don't!"

That's it, others rode white horses, and Niel had to ride a black pig, wear a bikini, and go straight to the palace.

"Damn dead ghost brother, the next time Hei Luman calls, I will deliberately abandon the defense and let the iron-masked shemale chop you into eighteen pieces...

...“

In order to vent her anger, Niel muttered as the food on her plate was piled up as high as a hill as if by magic.

"Beautiful young lady, your beautiful face, just like the peach blossoms in early March, makes me, as a beautiful man, very intoxicated, I don't know if I have the honor to dance with you?"

"Our family's family motto, drunks and men refuse to come and go, you have both, get out of the way. ”

Completely reversing the purpose of the ball, Niel pushed Li Yu away and swept the food on the table wildly.

His charm was frustrated repeatedly, and the silver-haired man was a little incredulous.

"What's the matter with these women, all of them turn a blind eye to this beautiful man? No, they must save face. ”

"Shangri-La's No. 1 Pickup King" decided to do everything he could to save face, but unfortunately, the next facts only proved that he chose the wrong start.

"So, beautiful young lady, do I have this honor, may I ask your name?"

"......" (Nier is silent, her face slowly darkens, and she lowers her head.) ）

"It's just a surname, a name, and so on. For fear that Nier wouldn't understand, Li Yu said it plainly.

"......" (Nier is silent, her fists clenched, her shoulders trembling slightly.) ）

"A beautiful female surname like you, there must be an incomparably elegant name! Noble, generous, and beautiful, such a name can match your ......" The sentence is doomed to a sad end.

"Yamamoto fifty-six. ”

"Huh!"

"I said my name was Yamamoto Isorochi. ”

Like the roar of an ancient tyrannosaurus, in the roar, Nier flew up with an uppercut and hit Li Yu directly in the jaw, knocking the first prince into the sky as a star, and Li Yu withdrew.

"What a big bastard, he dared to ask the saddest thing about the girl. Niel was furious and continued to eat to vent her anger.

"Hehe! Even if you ask this kind of question, that kid is the number one idiot. On the throne, the host of the banquet, who had sprained his foot, expressed his thoughts on this scene with great interest.

"Oh, yes, the person who takes the name is the root of all evil, rather than the one who asks the question. Next to the throne, an indescribable beauty dressed in purple chuckled softly.

"The girl's name is a taboo, and asking casually will cause unexpected disasters. On the other side of the throne, a short-haired beauty smiled softly, and her smart eyes were full of laughter.

As if echoing her words, a noble son with a lofty spirit and an extraordinary appearance walked towards Ailing, who was preparing to transfer his position.

"Lovely young lady, I am the second prince 'Xinling Jun' Bai Wuji, I don't know if I have this honor, please ask me your name?"

Saying that, he bowed slightly and saluted, among the four princes of the Warring States, this second prince may not be the most outstanding one, but he is definitely the most polite one, he strictly abides by the banquet etiquette, and asks the other party's name before inviting his female companion to dance.

However, a good start may not have a good result, if Li Yu, who is also the fourth prince, is also there, he will shed tears and tell his old friend: "You really don't know how powerful!"

Hearing Bai Wuji's inquiry, Ailing, who had been in the cold all night, was very excited, and quickly nodded and said happily: "Well, my name is Long." Einstein. Bugayera. Prince. Pittscrafor. Lap it. Logistics. Royan Kram. Dataian.

Red Danding. Chicuri. Toshiyashi. Kronov. Ascheda is also home. Amado card code. Ancient rarity eggplant private. Apaul Fu with mud his private blessing Aquino Mule Driver Puji Miro. Nongkada Adeve Roucia ......"

The girl gushed endlessly, in order to maintain a gentlemanly demeanor, Bai Wuji could only smile wryly and listen carefully, and a group of people on the throne had already laughed forward and backwards, not knowing what year it was in the heavenly palace.

The length of the name can be comparable to a sea of words, which is another characteristic of the dwarven race in addition to being good at creating utensils, and people who do not have such common sense and are stupid to ask for names have to suffer a big loss in this.

"This is called being a pawn once, learning to be obedient once. Niel said vaguely, sucking fruit candy. Looking at her like she is concerned, maybe she has been fooled for this reason before!

Just as she was about to put all the vegetable jelly in her mouth, Nier was patted and turned back suddenly, only to find a beautiful woman dressed comfortably with long hair, with a flickering glow in her eyes, looking at her with a smile.

"How is this possible, except for the monster sister-in-law, how can there be a woman whose skin is whiter than mine and whose waist is thinner than mine...... Luckily, her boobs don't ...... mine."

Squinting at each other, Niel was clearly hit by a lot.

Nill didn't speak, so the other party had to speak first.

As soon as she opened ......her mouth, Niel realized that this beauty was actually a man, and she almost vomited blood on the spot.

"What? shemale. ”

"I... I want to ......"

"Don't think about it, when you think about it, even I don't care. ”

"Ahh......h

"Tell you, don't be delusional about anything, Miss Ben can't take a fancy to you. ”

Hearing this, the man hurriedly shook his hand and explained, "Miss Nier, you misunderstood. I'm the third prince, Gengoro Amano, I don't know if it's an honor, can you please dance?"

"I hate dancing with a sissy, you guy is oily and slippery, you must not be a good person, hurry up and get out, or I'll slaughter you and cook the hot pot later." ”

Nier replied angrily, in fact, there is another reason for her displeasure, although this man looks like a sissy, but the beauty of his appearance, there is really nothing to say, and what's worse is that Nier really can't accept it, a man is more beautiful than herself.

"Don't say that, Miss Nil, I've been waiting for this dance for a long, long time, please give me a chance, and give you a chance. I will light the lamp in your heart. ”

In the face of the beauty, Gengoro didn't dare to take it lightly, and hurriedly quoted the example sentence of the success of King Lance in picking up girls.

Helplessly, Nier is not Lin Qingxuan, she has no interest in lighting the heart lamp, and she hates the man in front of her even more, so it is more practical to eat more.

"Huh, how do you know my name? After thinking about it, Niel thought that something was wrong and asked quickly.

Gengoro immediately put on a posture of "big nose love saint", staring at Nier affectionately, with a handsome face and sea-like affectionate eyes, so that all men and women in the field were intoxicated.

"This kid is good! I've learned Uncle Ben's skills of picking up girls. As a landlord, Lance felt honored and hurriedly prided his wife and concubine.

Still with a nice voice, Gengoro said softly: "Because, I was born to meet Miss Nier, of course, I know everything about you." ”

"Smack!"

Before the words were finished, a ** spicy slap rang on Gengoro's cheek, and the sudden slap shocked all the men and empathized with him, and Lance, who had just spoken proudly, even covered his cheeks unconsciously.

"Sure enough, it's three successes! Izumi Sakura on the side smiled slightly, but it was a teasing smile.

"Mmmm! Dealing with tricky characters, three successes are obviously not enough. In his usual cheeky spirit, Lance also followed suit and nodded yes.

"The dead ghost is a sissy, no one is handsome, and she also learns to be romantic, she has nothing to say about any ghost lines, and the people who listen to it are numb to death, sincerely. ”

Nile shook her body, as if she felt goosebumps fall to the ground, and didn't want to be pestered by the bored man anymore, so she walked towards another hot pot.

Fang Ju walked and felt a heavy weight on his legs, and when he looked closely, it was Gengoro who flattened his mouth and hugged the beauty's thighs like a pug, pretending to be pitiful.

"Dead ghosts and shemales, let go quickly, it's okay to hug people's thighs, you're going to die!"

"If you don't agree, I'll keep holding ......"

"Okay! This trick is stalking, and I have seventy percent of my skills. Lance looked triumphant, forgot the lesson he had just learned, and applauded loudly.

"This is not enough, if the technology is high, you will take the opportunity to rub your face on the woman's thighs, and you will not take advantage of the ...... if you are cheap."

"Split!" "Boom! Bang!"

There was a loud and fierce noise, and Niel punched and kicked the bad attachment on her feet, and the move was fatal, and Lance was so frightened that he couldn't speak.

"Seven successes! Cangyue grass smiled shallowly.

Lance sneered: "Sorry, the tutor is not strict, the tutor is not strict......"

"Dead ladyboy, don't think it's useful to stalk, Miss Ben kills hundreds of people like you a year!"

"Hitting is love, scolding is love, not beating or scolding is a curse, if hitting me can make Miss Nile happy, please avoid it!"

"Okay! I'll beat you, and your mother won't even recognize you. ”

"One!

The nine-headed dragon flashes and Mitsu Oku's teeth are slashed, the eight-pole fist is mixed with the lion's roaring bomb, and the fierce moves are like clouds, Gengoro is like a strange old man in the legend, and he won't let go when he hugs it tightly, so that Nier can't help it.

"That's right, that's it, ten successful powers, cockroaches that can't be killed. Seeing Gengoro's persistence, Lance nodded in praise.

"Oh! after stalking, it's a cockroach that can't be killed, this method is quite interesting!"

"Sister Izumi Sakura, because! Husband-kun understands his only strength very clearly!"

"Dead cockroach, I don't believe I can't get rid of you, look at the move!"

"Alas!"

There was a scream, but it was Nier's unscrupulous plan, Suo surnamed kicked people to hit the pillar, booming and thunderclapping, cruel methods, making the whole face of others turn white.

"No, if you continue to play with her like this, Berlin Shadow Yanjing will become a meat puree. ”

Finding that before this woman, even cockroaches could not survive, the genius military advisor decided to change his strategy, and he hurriedly confessed: "Actually! With Miss Nier's unparalleled beauty in the world and the first in the continent, your fan club can have already piled up to the other side of the sea, I am your movie fan, so I know everything about you, please give me a chance to dance!"

Bubble girl soaked to this point, it can be said that there is no festival at all, but seeing people talking about people, and talking about ghosts, these words are obviously quite useful to Nier, she laughed.

"That's right, it's normal for a 'cosmic invincible super thunderbolt beauty' like me to have a fan club!"

Given this hand, Nile completely forgot the anger just now, and danced in the hall to Gengoro, a tuxedo man and a bikini girl.

"Well, the North Wind and Sun Battle, this is the highest level left by Temujin back then!" Lance nodded hurriedly, and the Izumi Sakura and Cangyue Grass on the left and right all had an expression of "This person is hopeless".

Halfway through the dance, suddenly the bell rang loudly and struck twelve times in a row.

"How so!"

"Why, isn't it just eight o'clock, why did you suddenly strike the midnight bell? ”

"Is the palace clock broken? ”

"It must be that the designer is not good, and it must be a bad product of the ABS series. ”

(Author: Actually, the number of pages is running out of numbers, so we need to end quickly.) ）

"Ahh

With a scream, Niel wrapped her arms around her body and crouched down.

As soon as the clock struck twelve o'clock, the bikini on Nielle's body was immediately restored, but not to the original coarse cloth clothes, but to the ...... The appearance of a newborn.

"Ahh Niel screamed.

"Ah! What genius designed this kind of thing, and Uncle Ben has a lot of rewards. ”

Although they are brother and sister, their reactions are different, and they are worthy of being the inheritors of the world's first magic skills, the moment the beauty is stripped naked, Lance's eyes are wide like a hound, his eyes are like copper bells, his long tongue is stretched out, and his saliva is rushing like a waterfall.

Gengoro on the side, who was very fast, tore off the tablecloth on the table and put it on Nier, and the [***] beauty didn't give the rest of the people any room for reverie, and walked like a fly, snatching the door and running away.

"Boom!"

I only heard the loud bang of the hall door, and the thick door knocked out the human form of a young girl, which was jaw-dropping.

"Wow!"

"It's a pity. ”

"Hehe, beautiful young lady, I look forward to meeting you again. ”

Lance shouted regret, Gengoro smiled as if he was looking forward to it, Li Yu was still traveling around the galaxy and didn't come back, and Bai Wuji ......

"Krimiv Atromi. Szrov Sikoariv Dai ...... "Ailing smiled and was still speaking.

On the chandelier on the ceiling, a short man sat peacefully, with a cold face, without a smile, and embroidered the insignia of the Iron Knights on his arm.

Looking at his brother's ugliness, he muttered, "Idiot!"

Opposite him, the boss, a woman with an innocent smile and a long ponytail, dressed in a Japanese style, shook gently and playfully on another chandelier and raised a glass to him.

"Cheers!"

This was the most peaceful dialogue of the whole banquet, and it also put an end to this farce.

And what is coming is another farce.

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