Chapter 1 Lao Tzu also crossed?

"Ahh

A fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy covered his head with his hands, seemed to have experienced great pain, and opened his eyes with a hum.

"Sir! sir...... Madame! Madame...... Young master, young master is awake!"

But just as the boy made a move, a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl beside him immediately exclaimed, and at the same time ran outside.

"I'm grass! scare Lao Tzu! Wake up your sister!"

Before the boy could fully wake up, he was startled by the girl's cry, but he seemed to be sober, and he couldn't help scolding.

After the young man just finished scolding, he seemed to realize that something was wrong, and a pair of small eyes couldn't help but look around.

"This is fine silk, and this quilt is only afraid of tens of thousands!"

Looking at the quilt covering his body, the young man couldn't help but curse.

"This table, this chair? Damn, is this the legendary thousand-year-old mahogany?!"

The young man turned his gaze, and when he saw the table in the room, he couldn't help but exclaim, and he didn't even care about anything, and jumped off the bed directly.

"Ouch, it hurts your dad and me. ”

As soon as the young man jumped out of bed, his body was unstable, and he fell directly to the ground, scolding with foul words in his mouth.

Then he didn't care about the pain in his body, and continued to crawl towards the table, a pair of hands kept stroking the table, and after feeling the coolness emanating from the table, his eyes couldn't help but glow, as if he had seen some heirloom treasure, and exclaimed: "It's slightly cool to start, the wood texture is clear, and the silk is tightly linked, this ...... This...... It's all money! Such a precious piece of wood is actually made into a table? Tyrannical things, tyrannical things, if you give me Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will definitely sell him 108,000 yuan!"

The young man couldn't help but scold again, but then he seemed to think of something, and couldn't help laughing: "Haha, Lao Tzu is developed this time, and this room is worth millions to say the least!haha...... Ha ha...... The sling becomes rich and handsome, and the sling becomes rich and handsome!"

The boy smiled as he observed the room he was in.

Although the furnishings in this room are simple, but they are extremely exquisite, a large bed that is one zhang long and seven feet wide only occupies a small part of the room, and the bed curtain is embroidered with gold thread with all kinds of lifelike flowers and birds.

In the middle of the room was the table and a few chairs that the young man was constantly caressing, and on the table was a jade incense burner, from which bursts of fragrance were emanating from it, and people couldn't help but feel refreshed after smelling it.

On the other side of the room by the window are a bookcase and a desk.

There were dense books in the bookcase, but after seeing the books, the young man's originally ecstatic face couldn't help twitching, as if he realized that something was wrong, and his face immediately became gloomy.

"No, no, it's ...... here"

The boy realized that something was wrong, as if he was constantly thinking about something, but at that moment, a rush of footsteps came.

"Biao'er, Biao'er!"

A somewhat hurried man's voice came in from outside the house, and then I saw a middle-aged man hurriedly push open the door and walked in, the man saw that the stupid boy had gotten up, the haze on his face was swept away, and he said happily: "Haha...... Ha ha...... The sky is endless, my Tang family is endless, the sky is endless, my Tang family......"

"This ......"

After the young man saw this middle-aged man, he couldn't help but be surprised, with a shocked expression on his face, he couldn't say anything, yes, that expression was shock.

This middle-aged man's appearance is too handsome and mighty, giving people a sense of unreality, making it a little difficult for him to find adjectives, if he wants to say that there is, he can only describe it as amazing.

"Who the hell is you, what kind of biao is you?Lao Tzu's name is Wang Feng, hum, the king of the Great Demon Heavenly King, the wind of the beautiful girl who is charming and suave!"

The young man scolded secretly in his heart, but he didn't dare to scold out loud, otherwise with his current small body, it is estimated that it is not enough for others to practice.

"Huh?"

This middle-aged man has a square face and sword eyebrows, and a majestic face, if it weren't for a deep scar at the corner of his eye, he would definitely be a beautiful man, but even if there was that scar, it didn't affect his handsomeness at all, but added a bit of fierceness, but the middle-aged man seemed to read what the young man was thinking, and his brows furrowed slightly.

"Master, master......"

When the man came in, the girl who had run out to report the news followed.

"Haha, Biao'er, are you okay? Don't worry, the thieves who are looking for you have been drained by me and sealed, as long as you like, you can torture them at any time, and I can even refine them into puppets, as long as you say a word!"

When the middle-aged man saw his son wake up, he didn't care so much, but laughed.

For there was nothing more gratifying to him at the moment than that his son was alive, but the young man sat there with an inexplicable expression, unexplained.

"What's the matter? Biao'er is still not satisfied, right? Okay, my father promised you, after you recover, my father will take you to the East China Sea to catch a sixth-level sea dragon to be your mount, and then ......."

After the man saw that there was still no expression on the young man's face, he couldn't help but chuckle in his heart, and said secretly: "Biao'er won't become a fool, right?"

"Eh, this uncle, are you making a movie, a costume drama, a time-traveling drama, or a romance idol drama?"

The young man had recovered slightly from his previous confusion, and asked with a somewhat strange expression.

At the same time, he glanced at the girl behind the middle-aged man, and saw that the girl did not apply powder, but her appearance was also very delicate, and her body was well-proportioned, although she was not a beauty that brought disaster to the country and the people, but it also gave people a sense of brightness, and she couldn't help but praise secretly in her heart, and said: "Damn, this girl is powerful, for us and other slings, she is definitely a seven-point girl, how can it be regarded as the threshold of the goddess!"

"Huh, uncle, making a movie?"

After the middle-aged man heard the young man's words, he couldn't help frowning, muttered, but seemed to remember something, and then said with a smile: "Hehe, it seems that Biao'er must not have recovered, okay, I won't bother you for my father, just let Xiaolu take care of you, and when you recover, my father will come to see you again." Midori, take care of Biao'er, if something goes wrong, you just ask......"

The middle-aged man's face immediately became serious, as if he was threatening the girl, but after the girl heard the middle-aged man's words, her body couldn't help but be shocked, and she didn't violate anything, but replied obediently: "Xiaolu understands, there is no need for the master to remind her." ”

"Well, that Biao'er has been handed over to you, I still have a furnace of pills waiting to be refined, and someone has been sent to urge me, if I can't refine well this month, it will be troublesome, you can take these bottles of pills and restore them to Biao'er." ”

The middle-aged man took out a few jade bottles and threw them directly to the girl, and then left without saying anything more. Immediately after the middle-aged man, the girl seemed to be a little frightened, and stood there stupidly.

"Uh...... This one...... That one...... Sister, beauty, goddess?"

The young man was clueless for a while, and he couldn't help but be confused, and said incoherently, but he muttered to himself in his heart: "Damn, alchemy? You are a three-year-old child? Do you think you are a monk of the Dan? or a monk of Yuanying? Che, this kind of pediatric thing, only an idiot would believe it!"

"Young master, you haven't recovered yet, so don't move. ”

Midori saw that the boy was still sitting there, and wanted to go over and help him to the bed.

"Uh...... Beauty, have something to say, have something to say...... Don't come to this set, I can stand any temptation, I can't stand this beauty!"

This young man was really blindsided this time, he thought that these people were making movies, and he was still a little looking forward to it, thinking that he was discovered by some big director, and he was inexplicably arrested to make a movie, and he was still counting on becoming an instant hit in his heart!

But now that I feel that the girl in front of me seems to be a living person, I can't help but be shocked. He wasn't a handsome guy in the first place, a sling, and now after seeing the girl behaving like this, he couldn't help but get nervous, but he was excited in his heart, and said to himself: "Sister paper, if you come over again, brother will be welcome, brother will be a little wronged, and give you the first time!"

"No, no, it's not making a movie, it's certainly not making a movie...... I remember before I seemed to ...... By the way, it seems to have ...... before. Like, I x you xxx, dog x rich and handsome, you really gave the old woman god xxoo, and sent MMS to Lao Tzu, I bought a watch last year...... I remember at that time, I felt like I was hit by a car, and I was really hit by a car...... Could it be that Lao Tzu has crossed over? I go, this can also be crossed?"

The young man thought more and more in his heart, and felt more and more that he had this possible surname, and he couldn't help but scold in his heart.

This young man's real name is Wang Feng, a student at a third-rate university, and he was preparing to go to an Internet café to have a night with a few buddies, but on the way there, he suddenly received an MMS message from Gao Fushuai to him, in the photo, the goddess has messy hair, an obsessed expression, naked [***], and the scene of gasping under the rich handsome's crotch, this was just not long ago, a few people bet at the dinner table, but I didn't expect this rich handsome to take down the goddess in just a few days.

And the tragedy of this person is that when this kind of thunderbolt on a sunny day, he was completely hit by a car!

He didn't know if he was dead or not, after being hit, he seemed to see the kingdom of heaven, and then he passed out, as for how long he was in a coma, he didn't remember at all, and when he woke up, he found himself here, of course, Wang Feng also noticed at this moment that his body, which was already in his early twenties, turned into a weak fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy at this moment.

Wang Feng, who is usually immersed in various online novels, realized almost instantly that he might have encountered the legendary time-traveling, and he naturally wouldn't believe in this bloody plot, but looking at all this in front of him, he seemed to have to believe it, but he still suppressed all kinds of thoughts in his heart and asked: "Beauty, where is this?";