"Fuck, it's over, it's past nine o'clock! It's over, Zhang Kaifeng has to kill me this time!!"

The scream of killing a pig sounded, and I opened my eyes in a daze, and saw that I was covered in ** Wang Mumu, swaying the bad things the size of my crotch, jumping to the ground with a pop, and quickly wearing clothes.

"What the fuck are you called? I'm going to die early in the morning!" I drank so much yesterday that I feel like my head is going to explode now, and my temper is not ordinary.

"I'm a god, big brother, look at what time it is, yesterday there was a group fight, and this morning was absent from school, this is going to die!!" Wang Mumu said with a sad face.

I slowly glanced at the alarm clock, my head buzzed, and I immediately realized that it was not good, these days our homeroom teacher, is looking at me unpleasantly, of course, it has never been pleasing to the eye, two classes have not been there, today must be rectified.

With a whoosh, I sat up very quickly, took a pair of stinky socks that I don't know who, put them on randomly, and shouted while getting dressed: "Don't sleep, the sky is going to fall, and the head teacher will drag you out and shoot you for five minutes!"

"Ah, where are my pants? Wang Mumu, give me back Lao Tzu's pants!" Chen Chen yelled with red eyes.

"You think I'm willing to wear it, I'm wearing a fucking dress, you're looking for one, I've got to fucking go first, these fucking pants are leaking everywhere!" Wang Mumu chattered and ran out in a hurry.

"Who the used my shampoo, hurry up and give it to me!"

"I'll fuck you uncle Lei Lei, you fucking put the shampoo and put it in the toothpaste, I said what a soft smell!"

"Don't squeeze it, wash them one by one, okay!"

The dormitory is completely messed up, it should be said that every morning is so messy, I look at this gang of ** very speechless, the battle has begun, and I have the heart to wash my face and brush my teeth, I casually picked up the gel water, sprayed my hair a few times, wiped my face with a wet towel that I had never done for more than a year, picked up the black glasses frame next to the bed, put it on my face, and walked quickly to my class, the second class of high school.

Speaking of which, I want to say that the class where our brothers are located, and the head teacher, Zhang Wei, Wang Mumu, and Lei Lei are in the first class of high school, and their head teacher is a woman in her forties with an extremely short temper.

We discussed her privately, and agreed that when she was young, she must have suffered some trauma, which was an abnormal perversion, always inadvertently stretched out two fingers and pinched your arm fiercely, and also took a more literary name, what is it called "love touch",

And the name is unusually thunderous, called "Zhang Kaifeng", at first glance this name may not be much, but if you want to know what my teacher's name is, you will definitely feel that the parents of these two teachers must have a stormy past.

Let's talk about me and Chenchen's teacher, we are a teacher, a middle-aged man in his 30s, usually more gentle, wearing glasses, polite, but don't mess with him, as soon as he is angry, he will take out a pair of black military boots from under the table, invite you to play a friendly football match or something, a meal on the field Foshan no shadow foot, kicking you have no temper at all, my teacher is called "Cao Deshuang"

A Cao Deshuang (the shuang) and a Zhang Kaifeng (open the slit), I don't know how many students are messy, we are deeply thundered, as long as they appear together, the students will show ambiguous eyes, and in the next three days, the topic of the two teachers continues.

With a nervous mood, I came to the door of our class, took a deep breath, pushed the door open, and saw the students who were studying hard, chattering, reading e-books, reading e-books, appreciating island comics, and showing a ** incomparable smile.

Mr. Cao Deshuang, talking endlessly, I lowered my head and just wanted to sit in my position, when I heard the calm voice of the head teacher: "Get out, the playground is cleared!"

When I heard this voice, I was relieved, fortunately, the head teacher didn't make a threat, if he smiled and talked to me, it would not be far from death, as long as you don't play football with your brother, you can do anything.

I hummed a little song, just walked two steps, I saw Chenchen, running in a hurry, as soon as he saw me, Chenchen gasped, worriedly said: "Is it playing football?"

"Kick the hair, snow sweeping!" I said with some rejoicing.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's not serious!" Chen Chen also breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

The two of us walked out slowly, went to the guard room in the teaching building, found two brooms, and worked hard against the cold north wind.

"How did you come back last night!" I was so drunk yesterday that I can't remember the rest of the story.

"It seems to be Brother Xu, who sent it back to us!" Chen Chen thought carefully for a moment and said slowly.

"Who took off Wang Mumu's clothes!" "Snow clearing was too boring, and the two of us began to gossip about Wang Mumu.

"I'll tell you a secret, remember the woman who called the baby yesterday!"

"Remember, what's wrong?"

"Everyone is hard when they see her!"

", I'm not hard!"

"You're hard, I see it!"

"Silly B, you are perverted, it's okay to observe this matter!"

"You just say you're not hard!"

"Okay! I'll admit I'm hard, what the hell is going on!"

"There's one guy who isn't hard!"

"Who?"

"Wang Mumu!"

"He's miscellaneous, isn't he hard?"

"I saw a puff of white smoke coming out of his crotch, and he actually shot, shot!

"Haha! Niu B, there is a puff of white smoke coming out of the crotch of your pants, you should be chatting!"

After the two of us finished speaking, we laughed heartlessly.

Smack!

Just when the two of us were laughing proudly, a few snowballs suddenly flew over and smashed on our heads, only to see Wang Mumu with an angry expression, pinching two snowballs in his hands, and scolding: "You two bastards, I'll fuck your uncle, just say bad things about me, and say in front of my mother, I'll fight with you!"

"Wait, why did you come out too?" I asked curiously.

"It's because of a jB, it's because I didn't go to class in the morning!" Wang Mumu had a dead child's expression.

"Then why did you come out on your own, Zhang Wei and Lei Lei?" I continued, already secretly pinching a snowball in my hand.

"That stupid teacher B said yes, he can't stand my looks!" Wang Mumu said with a look of resentment.

"Don't say she can't bear it, I can't bear it, if I don't shoot you today, I'm sorry for your face that violates traffic rules!" I said, and threw a snowball that hit him in the face with a whoosh.

"Beat him!" Chen Chen had been preparing for a long time, holding a snowball at Wang Mumu and slapping it hard.

The three of us were on the playground, and you chased me and had a snowball fight.

I threw another snowball, but Wang Mumu, who had been tortured, finally learned to dodge and jumped backwards, and the snowball crossed an arc and threw it at the head of a passerby.

"What a bastard, throw it!" a crisp girl's voice rang out.

When I saw the girl's face, I was stunned, I felt it so much, and I said unconsciously: "I'm going to fall in love!"