Chapter 288: Pigs Can Go Up Trees, Don't Underestimate Pigs!
The Jade Emperor smiled awkwardly, quickly turned around and waved his hands, and said, "Quickly retreat." Those fairies were so frightened that they hurriedly bowed and retreated, and in an instant, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, which was originally still full, was left with the Jade Emperor, two immortal classes, and Li Chen.
"I don't know what you came to Heaven for?" The Jade Emperor rubbed his hands and asked with some uneasiness, in fact, the Jade Emperor was not a fool, he could naturally expect that Li Chen's current level was not something he could speculate, but because of this, Li Chen had something to come to him, what could he help him? Obviously, he said that it was a pretext to discuss with him, and what the Jade Emperor was worried about now was that Li Chen would let him abdicate or something, and he was used to the position of Jade Emperor, if he was allowed to step down, he would really rather die. But this time, Rao is the Jade Emperor who has exhausted his scheming, I'm afraid he will also guess wrong.
Li Chen smiled, but he didn't speak immediately, but found a table to sit down, and on the other side, the monkey and Bajie had already begun to sweep the food on this table, the monkey's goal was naturally fruit and wine, and Bajie came to everything, Li Chen couldn't see it, and he didn't bother to pay attention to the two guys, after sorting out the wording, he said slowly: "I don't know the heavenly court, who is in charge of the household registration of the world?"
The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked: "In charge of the household registration in the world?" Li Chen nodded and said, "Yes." The Jade Emperor scratched his head, turned to the immortal class, and said, "There are such officials in Heavenly Court?" An immortal official, one, Ben, read # xstxt walked out, and also said inexplicably: "Your Majesty, Heavenly Court does not set up this kind of official, but there is an official with similar powers, who is in charge of the life and death cycle of the people in the immortal world, and balances the number of people and ghosts in the underworld and the human world, which is Bao Zheng, who has recently risen from the underworld. ”
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he was about to speak to Li Chen, Li Chen had already reacted that he had made a joke that was not big or small, and he coughed dryly, and he didn't feel that he was ashamed, he said solemnly: "Oh, yes, I'm talking about him, in fact, I'm not looking for him, I just want to ask the Jade Emperor, I don't know if the people below you have reported that the number of people in the mortal world of the fairy world is a little abnormal?"
I have to say that the Jade Emperor is still very responsible, and the Heavenly Court is indeed worthy of being the head of the Three Realms, the Jade Emperor thought for a while, and said: "Indeed, I did receive a letter before, saying that the number of people in the fairy world has increased by more than 800,000 people for no reason, and these people can't find a record of reincarnation, that is to say, it came out of thin air, and I am about to send someone to investigate this matter thoroughly." As if he was afraid of Li Chen's blame, the Jade Emperor was cautious when he said this.
Li Chen coughed dryly, and found that he had complicated simple things, but now that he had done it, it was necessary to continue, he said: "I came here today just for this matter, the 800,000 people I made it, and there will be more in the future, so Heavenly Court doesn't need to send someone down to investigate." I'll tell you directly. The words stopped here, the Jade Emperor was surprised, although he was very puzzled about where the 800,000 people who couldn't find the root cause got it, but he would never be stupid enough to ask in front of Li Chen, and then, he understood the fact that the appearance of every living creature is the result of the operation of the Heavenly Dao, to put it bluntly, it happens naturally, the cycle of life and death turns around and is born, and there are almost a few that appear out of thin air, even if it is the Monkey King who jumped out of the crack in the stone, the predecessor is also a colorful stone left by Nuwa Niangniang to make up the sky, accumulated over time, and formed after the birth of heaven and earth, and these 800,000 living beings, How could it really appear for no reason, according to Li Chen's meaning, it seems that he doesn't want Heavenly Court to interfere in this matter, but Heavenly Court's duty is to maintain the order of the Three Realms, and these 800,000 unknown creatures obviously appeared in violation of the rules of Heavenly Dao Nature, although the Jade Emperor was a little confused, but after all, he still knew where his duty was, and for a while, he was a little hesitant and even more in a dilemma.
On the one hand, it is something that Li Chen can see and touch, and he must not be offended. He was able to sit here comfortably again, and he still relied on Li Chen to resurrect him. The Jade Emperor knew this.
On the other hand, it is the rule of the operation of the Heavenly Dao, and these 800,000 people have appeared unexplained now, but the Jade Emperor knows that after a long time, something will inevitably happen, and at that time, under the cycle of cause and effect, his Jade Emperor will not be able to escape the involvement.
Seeing the Jade Emperor's embarrassed appearance, Li Chen's thoughts on the Jade Emperor can also be touched, and at the same time, judging from the Jade Emperor's reaction, he also knows that this Jade Emperor is not such a bastard, at least in the face of this kind of major right and wrong, he does not dare to make decisions at will, thinking of this, his attitude towards this Jade Emperor is much better, and he is kind and seductive:" Maybe you, the Jade Emperor, maybe you immortal classes also probably know, I, Li Chen, personally named the guardian to rebuild the heavenly court, and the affairs of the immortal world are all in charge of me, since I am in charge, then what happens must be my own responsibility, you can rest assured, these 800,000 people, oh, no, it will be more people in the future, the purpose of my coming here is not to ask your heavenly court to admit their existence, but to ask you to ignore it, give a disregard attitude, don't take the initiative to find trouble, I will be responsible for my own affairs, and those people will not cause trouble for you。 ”
Obviously, Li Chen's words were like a burst of heart booster so that the Jade Emperor had a guarantee in their hearts, the Jade Emperor walked a few steps in place, he knew from Li Chen's indifferent but resolute attitude, this matter Li Chen is bound to do, and he promised to agree today, if he doesn't agree, then he has to agree, now Li Chen has given him such a good step down, if he doesn't step down, it will be uninteresting.
The Jade Emperor nodded with difficulty, Li Chen laughed, patted the Jade Emperor's shoulder fiercely, and said, "You are still a very conscious comrade, very good, since the first problem is solved, then we will start to solve the second problem." ”
The Jade Emperor's face was bitter, and he said depressedly: "Is there a second thing?" The first one already made him so embarrassed, and the second Jade Emperor felt his head rise for a while.
Seeing the Jade Emperor's ugly face, Li Chen naturally knew what he was thinking, rolled his eyes, picked an eyeball-sized grape on the table, peeled the skin and put it in his mouth, and said, "Don't worry, the second thing is that you don't want to do anything, we just want to find someone." Let's see if any of you know the news. When he said the last half of the sentence, Li Chen also pointed to the immortals on the side.
When the Jade Emperor heard that he was just looking for someone, he cheered up and asked, "Who are you looking for?"
Li Chen shrugged his shoulders loosely, and angrily snorted at the monkey and Bajie, the monkey was already a little drunk and hazy, burped, and said a little vaguely: "It's Sha Seng, my junior brother Sha Seng was originally in your Heavenly Court, what kind of curtain will come." The Jade Emperor frowned and underestimated: "What curtain general?" At this time, the immortal who jumped out to speak before spoke again: "Your Majesty, the great sage is probably talking about the curtain general, right? ”
The Jade Emperor patted his head and subconsciously said, "Is this the wronged boss? Hmm, this guy has seen it once before." ”
The monkey looked sober up now, and his speech was not ambiguous, and he hurriedly asked, "Have you seen it once, where, and when?"
The Jade Emperor thought about it carefully and said: "It was after the invasion of the birdmen, and it was about five or six days, I was locked up by a group of birdmen, and I saw that the sand monk was also locked up, but he had a hard mouth and scolded the birdmen at every turn, so he was beaten very badly, but later, the birdmen gave us and never saw him again." However, Tai Bai Xing has a good personal relationship with him, and he used to often see the two muttering and chatting together, I don't know if he has any clues over there. Although the words of the Jade Emperor did not have much useful information, they finally gave a way, that is, the body of Tai Bai Xing, speaking of Tai Bai Xing, Li Chen suddenly thought of this little white whose brain was always in a state of short circuit, and muttered to the monkey: "I haven't seen this guy since I came back to my hometown in the human world, where is he now, do you know?"
The monkey shook his head, and at this time, Bajie jumped over, he chewed the wine and food in his mouth, and said: "I know, this guy heard that Heavenly Court was rebuilt, and he remembered his official position, saying that he came back to Heavenly Court, but he never saw him, and after he said that he was going back to Heavenly Court, few people saw him." I guess it's hiding from the little bald head, haha. ”
Li Chen also thought of the grievances between Xiao Bai and Xiao Bald, smiled bitterly, and said to the Jade Emperor, "Is Tai Bai Xing in Heavenly Court?"
The Jade Emperor said: "No, he did come back after the rebuilding of Heavenly Court, but he was originally a dispensable civilian official, and his authority was not heavy, as soon as he came back, he said that he was deeply aware of his weakness after the birdman invasion incident, so he ran into the deep sea, saying that he wanted to cultivate hard." ”
Li Chen sneered and said, "If Xiao Bai knows how to cultivate hard, even pigs can go up the tree." ”
When Bajie heard this, he was immediately dissatisfied: "My old pig would have gone up to the tree! Don't underestimate the pig!"
The two were still arguing, but the monkey turned around and ran out, Bajie hurriedly asked, "Brother Monkey, where are you going?"
The monkey's voice came from afar: "Go find the twenty IOUs that the sand monk owes me!"