In the sky of the divine realm flew an immortal. Poor Zhang Sanfeng, since he found his wife Athena from the other world, it has been 10,000 years. In this long period of time, we have been living a very happy and harmonious life, which makes the poor road feel very happy and happy. Oh, of course, if only Athena's occasional little waywardness would be happier!

No, she was giving Poor Dao a problem a few days ago, saying that she wanted to spend Christmas with me? The bird man of the Lord does not speak Chinese, what kind of Christmas did I have? However, the lady forced it, and I had to reluctantly agree. Let's just commemorate the half of the egg that Poor Dao ate yesterday, the leftover eggs of Christmas, it's all the same anyway! Fortunately, this explanation will make Poor Dao a happier surplus egg festival.

But Athena's problem is here again, she still has eggs left, she still has eggs left, she wants gifts, if there is a cow left, she still has my life? Besides, is she still short of things? If she wants to eat, there is nothing in the warehouse of her palace? Not to mention those flying in the sky, running on the ground, and swimming in the water, they are all too vulgar, and she even has centipedes and earthworms drilled in the ground, what else can I find? If I want to wear it, if her clothes are replaced with equivalent gold bricks to build the Great Wall, it is estimated that she can spare at least eight and a half circles of the earth! Am I giving it away?

In the end, Athena asked for something by herself, and the poor Dao listened, and Hao Xuan didn't go away. Athena actually asked for the water from the angel reincarnation pool in heaven to wash her feet? My good man, that pool is the lifeblood of other people, oh, without that thing, other people's angels are hanging, but they can't be reincarnated? And it is usually heavily guarded, although the poor road is a divine power, but there must always be a limit, right?

As soon as Poor Dao remembered the bird-man anger we had suffered when he was in the other world, Poor Dao couldn't help but be angry. The dignity of a man made him determined—do it! Fortunately, Christmas came, and the high angels who were on guard there had gone to pay homage to Jehovah's dogs. The guards of the reincarnation pool were at their weakest, so Poor Dao took advantage of the weakness and suddenly came out, divided them by two, cut down all the guards, and then put a small bottle that Athena had given me into the pool, and began to collect the water.

In just a few breaths, the bottle sucked the pool water upside down. The reincarnation pool is a few acres of square area? I just noticed that the bottle that Athena gave me was a replica of a Guanyin water purification bottle that Sister Guanyin lost to her in mahjong. Although the function is incomplete, the capacity of the liquid alone is large, and it is definitely enough to hold the four oceans!

Oh, it's not good to leave nothing for others? How can a poor Dao monk do such a thing of cutting off people's descendants? It just so happens that Poor Dao has a slight discomfort in his abdomen, so he simply leaves the metabolic end products of this Daoist master for others! Hey, Poor Dao himself feels that he has fallen, and this stinky habit has been learned by Sun Monkey, the head of our 'three evils', and he should be blamed if he is to blame? Therefore, Poor Dao simply left a book and said: "Monkey King has come here for a visit!" and then patted his ass and left!

Quack, this can't be blamed for not being a friend enough, it's really that monkey is extremely hateful, that time it was obviously him peeking at the three beautiful gods of the Western God Realm to take a bath, and after being discovered, this dead monkey Leng threw down a shoe that he wore from the poor road and ran away by himself! I was isolated and examined by Athena for more than 30 years before the truth was revealed. There is such an opportunity today, who is worthy of him?

While playing with the jade bottle in his hand, Poor Dao imagined the shame and anger of the dead monkey after knowing that he was yin, and at the same time, he hurried back to the palace of the goddess Athena on the sacred mountain of the divine realm, ready to give his wife Athena a Christmas gift. Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the palace gate, he felt a chilling murderous aura coming out of it!

It's not good, Poor Dao muttered in his heart, when did I offend her again? Mu You? Poor Dao didn't think about it for a long time? Well, she must be angry with others, Poor Dao took it for granted!

'Madame!' said Poor Dao, who was angry when he went in and saw the puffing Athena, 'Who are you angry with?'

'No!' Athena gritted her teeth and said, "The eighteen layers of hell are too merciful for you!, I'm going to clean you up myself!"

'Ahh

'Hmph!' Athena roared, "Yes, today, you must also give me an explanation!" Say, what is this? Why have you been given this kind of worship card every year for 10,000 years since you came back from the other world!'

'What is this?' Poor Dao smiled bitterly, "When Poor Dao was in the other world, he was invincible in the world. With my demeanor, I will naturally have some loyal subordinate friends around me, is that nothing?'

'Hmph!' Athena sneered, 'listen to me read it to you.' As she spoke, she took out a magical greeting card composed of white light, and in the light, a beautiful girl kneeling on the ground and praying softly said, "No matter when you arrive, Xianya will only pray for you in this life!"

'Say!' why did she do this to you?' said Athena angrily!

'This!' Poor Dao trembled and said: "Xianya is an orphan I took in, and I have been raised as a younger sister since I was a child, so this 'brother and sister love' is relatively deep!' I specially emphasized the words 'brother and sister love'!

'Hmph!' Athena said disdainfully, 'What about this?' and she took out another magic shell, on which a beautiful woman was faintly dancing, and a voice like fairy music came, 'Helen is always waiting for you!'

'This?' Poor Dao said anxiously: "That's the case, she owes me a favor, ah yes, it's a favor, and she always doesn't pay her back and is embarrassed to panic, isn't this urging me!"

'Sophistry!' Athena said angrily, 'what about this!' and she took out another magic flower, which had flame petals on the outside and ice flowers on the inside, and two twin beauties sat in it, and said softly, 'Brother, come back quickly, we miss you so much!'

'Ahh

'You want to kill two birds with one stone, and you dare to make excuses?' Athena said angrily, 'And how do you explain this?' She also took out a magic flower this time, and in the flower a beautiful girl was dancing and singing: '

If you don't look back, why don't you forget, and if you don't have a chance, why do you need to take an oath. Today's variety, like water without a trace, tomorrow and night, you have been unfamiliar. (Pirated Sword here)

'What else do you ungrateful bastard have to say!' Athena said angrily, and then waved her holy sword, which she had picked up at some point, and pierced the center of the poor Dao's eyebrows!

At this extremely critical moment, Poor Dao finally regained his usual calm, used my highest wisdom, and used Poor Dao's best stunt - tell~~ lie! Although, Poor Dao has told countless lies in his life, but today's one, I insist that it is the most wonderful one!

'I~~ wronged!' Poor Dao roared at Athena angrily, ignoring the holy sword she was close to. Under the attack of my powerful eyes, Athena finally softened, and at this time, the holy sword was only 0.01 millimeter away from the center of my eyebrows!

'What have you wronged!' asked Athena, confused!

'Because I have conclusive proof of my innocence!'

'Tell me about it!' Athena said in a slightly softened tone!

"You can think about it, with the ability to go from night to dawn in the poor road, can you still not leave a man and half a woman after settling with so many women?"

'Hmph!' But Athena said to me in an even more disdainful tone, 'You've been with me for 10,000 years, and you haven't seen me pregnant?

Poor Dao was like being hit in the head by millions of heavenly tribulations, and he immediately foamed at the mouth and fainted to the ground!