Chapter 80: The Thief in the Thatched House
"With such a dungeon, such an enchantment, and such a chain, it is a dream to want to trap Lao Tzu forever! Lao Tzu has figured it out! Lao Tzu does not want to sit through this prison! Lao Tzu wants to see the light again! Li Daoshan! You come out! Let's have a good talk!"
Gu Yan took the healing pill given by Gu Jun, and his spirit was greatly boosted, in order to prevent the Sword Sect from knowing that Gu Jun had come, he made the appearance of breaking the chain enchantment by himself and walked out with a roar and swagger......
Gu Jun looked at Gu Yan's tattered clothes and thin figure, his heart was sour, his clenched fists gurgled, his teeth creaked, and he squeezed out six words: "Li Daoshan, you wait." ”
Li Daoshan is the guy who robbed Gu Jun of his clothes in the thatched house of the restaurant, and he is also the disciple of the Sword Sect who is responsible for annexing the Yunti Sect and monitoring the Li Wangfu.
At this moment, Li Daoshan blushed angrily, and nested naked in the thatched house, waiting to rob the people who came in.
But his figure is too majestic, although most of the people who come in are middle-aged, but there are few people with such a majestic figure as him, so Li Daoshan robbed four or five in succession, and he didn't come up with a set of clothes of the right size.
How can he go out to meet people without being clothed? His name Li Daoshan is well-known in Dancheng and even in the whole of Lizhou, how can he be embarrassed to appear on the street in an uneven manner? That is really too embarrassing, it is too embarrassing for the Sword Sect to lose face, and he Li Daoshan can't do it, so he has no choice but to continue to wait for a person of his stature to appear in the thatched house, so that he can rob him.
But Li Daoshan has robbed several people who went to the thatched house, and no one dares to go to this thatched house!
Although Li Daoshan is agile and ruthless, no one recognizes his identity, but after all, it exposes the fact that someone is robbing the thatched house.
As the saying goes, good things don't go out, and bad things go a thousand miles. This thatched house has been fenced off, and several good citizens who are anxious for justice and righteousness went to Li Wangfu to invite someone to clean up this "thief in the thatched house", but no matter who entered the thatched house, they were stripped of their clothes and thrown out, and even the masters of Li Wangfu could not see the face of the thief clearly. This made the masses of the people indignant and made them extremely curious -- who was the holy man in this thatched house?
After Gu Jun came out of the palace, he was going to find Li Daoshan's bad luck, and he was worried that he didn't know where to find out Li Daoshan's whereabouts, but now he heard about such a thing as a thief in the thatched house, so he naturally thought of Li Daoshan, and Gu Jun, who was smiling, couldn't close his mouth.
Gu Jun had already taken a lot of clothes in the mansion before leaving King Li's mansion, and Li Daoshan's clothes had already been thrown by him on the side of the road to reward beggars, leaving only Li Daoshan's storage bag. At this moment, Gu Jun was dressed in coarse linen clothes, his hair was neatly tied behind his head, and he was walking on the road, quite like a mountain villager.
He was stunned and crowded into the crowd near the restaurant to watch the excitement, and saw that the business of this restaurant was also booming because of the thieves in this thatched house, and his heart suddenly - it turns out that business can do this!
Gu Jun carefully looked at the lively crowd - the dignitaries sat in the private room on the second floor and looked down, just in time to see the panoramic view of the thatched house, while the rich were vying for the position on the first floor close to the thatched house, and the poor could only crane their necks on the periphery of the hotel and tiptoe to watch the crowd of people......
Gu Jun thought about it again and again, and came up with a plan.
Looking at his dress, Gu Jun shook his head, he hurriedly went to the tailor's shop and bought himself a bright dress at a good price, and then took another Hongyan Pill to make his appearance look like a rich foodie with crooked eyes and eyes.
"Get out of the way! Get out of the way! I'm going to go to the toilet!" Gu Jun shouted loudly as he shovefully pulled away the crowd of onlookers. His brute strength was comparable to that of a beast, and although he didn't use much strength, no one could stop him.
The person who was pulled away by him naturally grinned in pain, and the roots of his teeth itched and wanted to beat him, but when he saw that Gu Jun was dressed brightly and seemed to be a rich child, no one dared to provoke him. Besides, looking at Gu Jun's crooked eyes, he is clearly a fool, and no one wants to be like a fool, so he has to think that he is unlucky and stay away from this rich fool.
Gu Jun rushed to the door of the thatched house in the backyard of the restaurant smoothly, pinched his nose and went in, and suddenly quieted down behind him, and he could hear a needle dropping quietly.
Everyone waited to watch the show, and listened to the movement inside......
Li Daoshan finally waited for someone in the toilet, and his heart suddenly brightened, and then he saw that this person was tall, about the same size as himself, and immediately became happy, and then looked at the fabric of Gu Jun's clothes was very luxurious, and sighed that the emperor lived up to his heart, so that he waited for the "clothes" that he could wear.
But with such a luxurious dress and such a burly figure, he should be a person who has both Beijing and skills, right? If this clothes are robbed, will he get into trouble?
Li Daoshan's doubts, Gu Jun thought about it for him, he smirked while untying his hands, laughing innocently, laughing saliva flowed for a long time, the laughing Li Daoshan finally put his heart in his stomach, let go of his hands and feet and robbed Gu Jun's clothes.
Gu Jun was knocked by Li Daoshan, Gu Jun fainted in Li Daoshan's arms very cooperatively, and let Li Daoshan pick up his clothes, obediently like a dead man.
Li Daoshan was about to go out after putting Gu Jun's clothes neatly on, but as soon as he showed up, he was startled by the dense crowd outside the thatched house, and hurriedly shrank back.
"When did so many onlookers gather outside?!" Li Daoshan wanted to wait until the dead of night before sneaking out, but he couldn't stand the stench of this latrine, so he had to tear off a piece of cloth from the front placket to cover his face, and rushed out of the thatched house with lightning speed.
So there was an exclamation outside the thatched house, and then the crackling sound was endless......
It turned out to be an egg prepared by the hotel for this "thief in the thatched house", and the guest had one, just waiting for the "thief" to appear, and they threw eggs one after another. For a while, the clear and yellow land burst all over the sky, Rao is Li Daoshan is extraordinary, and he can't avoid them all. Because he didn't dare to fly with Edgeworth, he was afraid that if he used it, his identity would be exposed. After all, the Xuanshi in this Dancheng is Gu Yan except for him, Li Daoshan. Gu Yan had been locked up in a dungeon by him, and rarely walked around the city. At this moment, if he uses the flying technique of the imperial sword, it is not difficult for the people to guess that it is him Li Daoshan who is hiding in the thatched house as a thief!
But Li Daoshan felt dizzy and weak when he was moving and flying in the air, and he fell from mid-air carelessly!
"How can this be?!" Li Daoshan was terrified, but he couldn't use half of his strength, "Could it be poisoned?!Could it be that he was smoked by the stench in the thatched house?!"
The scene of Li Daoshan's rapid fall touched the hearts of tens of millions of spectators on the ground, and they saw the location of Li Daoshan's whereabouts, and gave up the vacant land for Li Daoshan to smash headfirst into the stone slab ground.
In this gap, Gu Jun had already recovered his appearance, spit out a coarse linen coat from the starfish buckle in his body and put it on himself, and then slipped out of the thatched house and blended into the audience.
The big head was planted from the sky to the ground, leaving the onlookers with infinite reverie.
"This thief really loves face, and he won't let him see his face!"
"But no, if you are planted from the sky and fall from the ground, I am afraid that you will die!"
"Actually, this thief has a lot of ability, even the warriors of the Li Wangfu couldn't see his face clearly and was thrown out of the thatched house, why did he suddenly fall from the sky?"
"Maybe it's because you've been in the hut for too long and you're stinking, right?"
"It's true! You say that you don't pick a good place to be a thief! Go to the thatched house to rob! Stinky people stink themselves!"
“......”
Li Daoshan listened speechlessly. He also wanted to know who came up with the idea of robbing clothes in the hut! He wanted to pull the man's tendons and skin the man!
Now that he has finally gotten into a hole in the ground, he has saved his face and pretended to be dead and hid in the dark for the time being......
"Is this person alive or dead? You can't just be here like this, right?
Gu Jun proposed in the crowd, and people began to talk about Li Daoshan's life and death.
"Just take off his shoes and scratch the soles of his feet, won't you know if this man is alive or dead?"
Gu Jun had a bad idea in the crowd, and someone immediately responded. Those who were robbed of their clothes by Li Daoshan and thrown out of the thatched house now rushed over and scratched his feet.
Li Daoshan had a hatred in his heart! He couldn't wait to rush out and tear up the faces of these people and poke them blind!
But now he has no strength at all, and he can't move a little, but the heart of his foot is stimulated by the spring point, which makes him regain consciousness.
"It's moving, it's moving, his feet are moving, he's still alive, pull him out, or he'll be suffocated to death in the mud!"
Gu Jun knew Li Daoshan's state, because the poison in Li Daoshan was exactly what he applied to his clothes, but the poison in the front placket was not quite the same as the poison in the back placket. Li Daoshan tore off a piece of cloth from the placket to cover his face, just hit the soft tendons prepared by Gu Jun, so his limbs were weak, and he fell down from the air with his head down, and stuck straight into the ground.
However, the poison on the back placket is the opposite of the toxicity of the soft tendons, it can detoxify the poison of the soft tendons, but you have to give some power to attack the toxicity. This is why Gu Jun called on the people to scratch Li Daoshan's feet.
Li Daoshan's feet were about to be scratched by the enthusiastic crowd, scratching him so much that he didn't dare to laugh, and his back was sweaty. The sweat soaked through the back of his clothes, and the poison penetrated into his body, and soon the poison of the soft tendons was relieved.
"Sure enough, I was so smoky by the stench of the thatched house that I was so unlucky!"
Li Daoshan, who had regained his strength, decisively made a conclusion about falling from the sky.
"This time I rose from the ground, I had to cover my face when I said anything, I must not run to the Li Wangfu, I have to run to the Qitai Mountains!
Li Daoshan, who had made up his mind, unceremoniously rose from the ground, which directly kicked away the enthusiastic crowd who were scratching his feet.
In the miserable scream, Li Daoshan jumped on the roof of the restaurant, jumped on the roofs of Dancheng like grasshoppers, and disappeared in the direction of the Qitai Mountains in the distance after a while......
Gu Jun smiled.