Just as the fox charm ghost covered in poisonous needles was about to gently jump on Qi Gongzi's neck and prick his carotid artery into a hornet's nest, the dog-headed charm ghost ambushed in the bamboo forest suddenly issued an alarm.

Wu Ye hurriedly adjusted his perspective, and saw a middle-aged man wearing a blue robe, white temples, and a long beard with five willows walking through the bamboo forest and walking towards Yashe without hesitation.

This middle-aged man's steps are vain, he doesn't look like a practicing family, and he doesn't have the slightest breath of fairy wind and bones on his body, his temperament is quite elegant, but he looks like an ordinary teacher.

But at the first sight of him, Wu Ye felt a pinprick in the depths of the sea of knowledge, and suddenly gave birth to an inexplicable vigilance, and even the hairs on the back of his neck exploded.

It was an instinct he had honed over a hundred years of hell.

He didn't dare to act rashly, and ordered the two talisman ghosts to stay where they were honestly, and their tails were clamped for him, and not a single hair was allowed to leak out.

A name had already jumped out of his heart - Shen Tianshi!

"If this graceful and elegant man is Shen Tianshi, he is very likely to be the Seven Leaves Elder of the Zhushan Sect, a first-class murderer even in the cultivation world, let alone kill in front of him, even if he yawns, I am afraid that he will be discovered!"

Wu Ye secretly complained in his heart, he didn't expect Shen Tianshi to come to the disciple's room so late, but there was nothing to be done now, under the deterrence of Shen Tianshi, he didn't even dare to order the Fu Ghost to retreat, so he could only hold on hard, and wait for Shen Tianshi to leave.

As soon as the middle-aged scribe stepped into the room, he smelled the strong smell of blood, couldn't help frowning, and said with a straight face: "Within five days, you have killed three maids, and if you continue like this, I'm afraid it will be difficult to explain to the outside." ”

"She just laughed at my face, laughed at my face!" Qi Gongzi pointed to his ghostly face and said in a fierce voice.

The middle-aged scribe glanced at him a few times, looked indifferent, and said lightly: "Isn't it just a cheek, what's the matter?" Wait for the teacher to recover his strength, go out and catch a few handsome young men and come back, cut off the skin of the face and put it on for you, and make sure it is seamless!"

"Sure enough, it's Shen Tianshi!"

Wu Ye's heart was beating in the firewood room five hundred zhang away, and he was secretly glad that he was not impulsive just now, otherwise he might have turned to ashes at this moment.

"Then what should I do now, can I only wear this mask for the past few months?" Qi Gongzi waved a silver mask, roared loudly, and with a cold "snap", Shen Tianshi slapped him with a powerful face, and his face was suddenly bloody.

"Presumptuous!"

Shen Tianshi's face was gloomy, he shook off the blood stains on his palm, and said coldly, "Do you think that now that your wings are stiff, you dare to talk to Master in this tone?"

"Don't dare!"

Qi Gongzi trembled, ignoring the almost numb pain on half of his face, and quickly knelt on the ground, kowtowing and begging for mercy, saying that he was just badly injured and anxious, and he would speak disrespectfully to the master when he was confused.

Shen Tianshi listened expressionlessly, and saw that he kowtowed seventeen or eight times in a row, and the white bones on his forehead were exposed, so he got up.

"Master—"

Although Qi Gongzi suppressed his emotions on the surface, a depressed flame was still burning in his heart, and seeing that Shen Tianshi's face was slightly softened, he tore open the brocade robe, revealing his chest full of holes and scars.

In the center of his chest, there was a very strange ring, about the size of a woman's bracelet, and the black surface was covered with subtle lines, and there seemed to be some dark red liquid circulating in each line, and as his chest rose and fell, the ring also contracted and expanded regularly, like a ......

A strange meat worm that crawled on Qi Gongzi's chest, with tentacles deeply pierced into his body, living on his essence and blood.

Qi Gongzi pointed to the ring and asked boldly, "Master, what is this meat ring you planted on my chest? Why don't you tell me every time I ask you? You say that this is the world's number one defense treasure, as long as this meat ring is implanted, it will be difficult for even Da Luo Jinxian to kill me, but now a third-rate bully in a county town has beaten me into this person who does not look like a human and a ghost like a ghost!"

Shen Tianshi snorted coldly: "Then are you dead?"

Qi Gongzi said unconvinced: "That's because the apprentice's runic crystal chariot arrived in time, if he was half a step late, the apprentice would have been in a different place long ago!"

"Stupid!"

Shen Tianshi swept his sleeves and said in a tone of hatred that iron is not made of steel: "You take a good look at your face in front of the bronze mirror, and then look at the injuries on your body, think about it carefully, how long will it take to get such a serious injury! And the person who hurt you, why did he waste so much time torturing you, but he didn't just kill you with a knife!"

Qi Gongzi paused for a moment, touched his bloody face and said, "This person, this person probably didn't expect that the apprentice would have reinforcements, and he wanted to play the apprentice for a while, right?"

Shen Tianshi sneered repeatedly: "This person's information, we have already analyzed these words, judging from what he did in Zhongyang Town, he is definitely ruthless, neat, and decisive to kill a ruthless person, and can use the Five Ghost Carrying Talisman, and has an inextricable relationship with the Yin Fu Sect, such a murderer, obviously has countless opportunities to kill you, but he just let them go, the injuries caused to you seem to be serious, but there is no half of the fatal injury, do you think this is just a coincidence?"

"That's right!"

Shen Tianshi's words seemed to open the plug in Wu Ye's mind, and all the memories of that day surfaced, and one question after another followed.

He is not a soft-hearted person, even in the face of the naked woman transformed by the phantom princess, he can not hesitate to kill the killer, why didn't he kill him neatly when facing the miscellaneous piece of Qi Gongzi?

If you think about it carefully, there were indeed many opportunities to kill with one move that day, not to mention anything else, as long as you stab someone with a spear, raise it a little higher, go directly into the eye socket, pierce the brain, and call it a day.

Why didn't he choose to kill it neatly, but instead chose to punch and beat him with a seemingly awesome but stupid one?

His behavior that day was really wrong.

What's even more weird is that more than ten days have passed, and he doesn't feel that there is anything wrong with everything he did that day, but feels that it is logical, it seems that it should be like this, which is really strange!

If you think about it carefully, you even have a feeling that you have been tricked and your IQ has been lowered all of a sudden.

If it hadn't been for Shen Tianshi mentioning it today, he wouldn't even suspect that there was the slightest problem with his actions that day.

Qi Gongzi was also puzzled, frowned and thought for a long time, and said: "As soon as Master said this, Nan Batian's behavior that day seemed to be a little strange, and he seemed to have become a fool all of a sudden, but what does this have to do with the meat ring on my chest? Could it be that this meat ring can turn others into fools?"

Shen Tianshi said expressionlessly, "You finally know. ”

Qi Gongzi was even more curious, rubbing the meat ring on his chest, and said hurriedly: "The disciple doesn't know anything! How can there be such a strange magic weapon in the world, which can turn the enemy into a fool? What kind of material is it made of, neither gold nor iron, neither copper nor wood, just like a living creature sucking the essence blood of the disciple? Who made it? The disciple doesn't even know its name! Master, at least tell the disciple the name of this magic weapon!"

Shen Tianshi was silent for a long time, seeing that the disciple looked restless, knowing that if he didn't tell him some truth, this matter would be depressed in his heart, and it would become a small distraction, affecting his cultivation, he hesitated again and again, and finally sighed lightly and said:

"The name of this magic weapon is...... Mentally handicapped aura!"

In the firewood room, Wu Ye bounced up violently, his eyes were bigger than a duck's egg, as if he had been stupefied by a thunderbolt!

"No, Qi Gongzi actually has his own mental retarded aura, no wonder he behaved so mentally retarded when I was going to kill him that day!"

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Hehe, it's time for the majority of book friends to hear and see the 'bull head has something to say'.

But today's bull head doesn't tell jokes.,Isn't this going to be on the shelves tomorrow?,Chat with everyone in your heart.,I'm too lazy to open a single chapter.,Let's talk about it here.,If you don't like to see it, you pull it over.,It's okay.。

Speaking of "The First Bully in History", a rebounding pipa-type entertainment work, in fact, there are more in movies, a little closer to the "Scream" series, a little farther away is the "Fighting Condor" series, and I personally think the most classic "Bald Detective Trilogy", Hong Kong films have tried in this regard is "Die Hard", as soon as you look at the name, you know that the parody is Bruce Willis's famous work "Die Hard", of course, it also joins our Hong Kong characteristics of the fight, both films are quite exciting.

There doesn't seem to be much of this kind of tone in the TV series, Niu Tou thought of a "Confused Detective" when he was blind, by the way, Niu Tou has always felt that No. 99 in "Confused Detective" is one of the most beautiful foreign girls, Monroe or Hepburn can't compare with others at all, really.

In short, the meaning of these nonsense is that this kind of work of spoiling famous books while spoiling one's own works has long existed, and it has long been very popular, but it doesn't seem to be seen much in the online literature industry, even if there are complaints, they are basically dragonflies or oil flowers in the soup, which plays a role in adding a little flavor, and there don't seem to be many people who can use this as a main dish like a movie, or the bull's head is shallow, basically no.

So Niu Tou thought, you stupid, such a good subject, such a new idea, why no one wrote it? Don't say anything, let's do it!

After coming, Niu Tou realized that he was the biggest fool.

There are so many masters on the Internet, so many words are played by the big bulls who don't write like this, of course, there are reasons for some people, the key is that the bull head didn't figure out a problem at the beginning - it's easy to spit out a chapter slot, and it's not difficult to spit out ten chapter slots, but to spit out hundreds of chapters, we are not silkworm babies, can we spit out?

So people can only play with movies that last more than an hour, even if there is a serial, it is in the form of a unit drama, one story per episode, and the whole book has to vomit like an anorexic, which is quite a difficult task.

The key is that we know that many readers are tired of watching the old bridges, and they are looking forward to a different new thing, but the reason why the "old bridges" can be passed down to this day and are tirelessly repeated again and again is precisely because it has an unshakable reasonable surname and refreshing feeling. There is indeed a strange thrill to break it all in a very short passage in defiance of logic, but it is as difficult to perpetuate that pleasure in millions of words as it is for a naughty boy to break everything in a glass shop with a stick and then told to put it all back together.

The problem is that it is easy to break, and it is really difficult to stand.

While everyone else is eating honestly, the unconventional and maverick may eat crabs, but more likely to nibble on a mouthful of shit.

So someone said very early on that this article may have the problem of lack of follow-up, and there is a possibility that it will be a eunuch or an unfinished product.

Indeed, if you move against the tide, you will be shot to death on the beach.

If you just hold negative emotions such as "disgust", "red-eyedness", and "hatred" for popular novels, and want to satirize others fiercely and sensationalize, the goal has been achieved, and the novel should almost come to an end.

But the bullhead is just getting started.

Because Niu Tou really doesn't hate those big red books written in old routines at all.

Instead of hating it, on the contrary, the bull head loves to see the ground to death.

Whether it's fighting that, Yong, Yang, or mortal, the more popular, the more old-fashioned, the bigger the road, the more popular, the more popular the bull head loves to watch, really.

If Niu Tou said that Niu Tou wrote this story out of love for these novels, or at most a little bit of "love and hate" for some of them (yes, Niu Tou is talking about such and such a life!You are a person who has written about dragons and snakes, how can you do this?), will anyone believe this story?

Whether you believe it or not, the bull head himself believes it anyway.

But Niu Tou's love is not only these books, there is a book friend's book review once deeply touched Niu Tou's heart, he said that after reading this book, he recalled a few years ago. Even ten years ago, when I read YY's novel, I was very moved.

Perhaps, what the bull head has been looking for is this very simple emotion that can no longer be found, right?

When the Death Scythe Squad knelt down in front of the Silver Moon Demon and swore allegiance, when the ** master swallowed the first mouthful of sweet potatoes ignorantly, when Tang Long was tortured to death by the machine instructor in the abandoned base, when Zi Chuanxiu burst out to kill people among thousands of demons......

It's not just moving, it's --

"Youth! Youth~~~~~~~"

For these works that have brought infinite joy, infinite emotion, and infinite blood to the bull head, and for the youth interwoven with those vulgar and unbearable bridges in these works, the bull head absolutely absolutely has absolutely no irony.

Yes, just nostalgia, nostalgia with tears and sighs.

If you simply hold a heart of complaining and write this book with extremely dark negative emotions, there is a chance that you will really be a eunuch.

But when Niu Tou writes every word, he thinks of every drop of fun that these vulgar jokes have brought.

It's not so much a complaint, but a tribute and reminiscence, right?

Therefore, please believe that this book, which contains Niu Tou's infinite love for those great gods who were and is now, will continue until Niu Tou writes all the emotions of that time.

I also hope that the new generation of readers can feel the simple and beautiful things that Niu Tou felt ten years ago from this book, that kind of blood, that kind of persistence, that kind of nonsensical funny, that ...... Everything, everything.

Finally, although I am embarrassed, I still have to say a word.

It's not easy to be a man, really, it doesn't matter to you, you have to take care of your wife and children, right? Rolling around on the keyboard all day long, even if the family doesn't say anything, can you not mutter? If you don't mutter, you have to have a face, right?

Even if you subscribe to 8,000 words a day, it's just a few cents, it doesn't hurt your spleen and stomach, it's different for the cow's head, not to mention adding a flower dress to the cow's sister-in-law, and buying two cans of milk powder for the calf, how expensive is this milk powder now, as soon as you look at the price tag, the cow's head rubs the fire, and in the middle of the night you look at your pectoralis major muscle and burst into tears, why don't you say this thing doesn't produce milk?

So it's all about it.,After it's put on the shelves, let's play with the update.,Poussin changed Maserati,The speed is definitely swishing up.,Since the big guys can see this passage.,I want to continue to watch it.,If you can support it, support it.,How to let the cow head be a little tougher in front of the cow's sister-in-law.,Don't be pulled by her cow ears and say that the cow head is lazy all day long and doesn't do human business-everyone pays a few cents.,Let's prove it to her.,Code words are also "human affairs",No?