Chapter 18 Beating is kissing and scolding is love

I have nothing to hide from Si Ming, and I have told him everything in as much detail as possible since the fourth child fought.

After hearing this, Si Ming looked at me for a long time before he said, "This is a strange encounter for you, my story has never been written like this-the Deep Sea Pearl Girl and the Ancient Emperor, wonderful!"

"Wonderful fart!" I couldn't help but slap Si Ming, "Don't think about any nonsense, the emperor's main purpose is to see me make jokes around him, this is revenge, the ancient god is still so careful, it's ......"

Before I finished complaining, Si Ming suddenly pinched my shoulder, squinted and said shyly: "Hitting is kissing and scolding is love-how can feelings come up without beating or scolding?"

"Get out!"

Si Ming didn't roll, his skin was as thick as the book he wrote, after knowing my affairs, no matter what I said, he was there to talk to himself, and his brain made up countless stories and told them to me.

As the protagonist of his story, I find it extremely strange.

After a while, my mind was not on his story, and now everyone who should be seated was seated, but Xuan An still didn't come to me to sit with him, and I couldn't help but sigh.

Si Ming suddenly posted it: "Sigh, do you think this plot is not good? Then I'll change another one, let me think about it......"

I gave him a blank look: "Can you stop thinking about it, can you make it up in private?"

It should be because my tone is really wrong, Si Ming put away his stubborn appearance and said solemnly: "Okay." ”

In order to enliven the atmosphere, Yuanhe Shenjun arranged round tables, so that familiar visitors could sit together and talk and laugh. Maybe Si Ming and I are too noisy, so it's just the two of us at this table.

I looked around and asked, "Many of the people here are immortals, aren't they? It's not good for a little monster like me to appear here." ”

I still have some confidence to stay with Xuan'an, but now I always feel that some eyes are secretly watching me.

Si Ming hurriedly put down the wine glass he had just raised, approached me and said, "Then you just think too much, didn't Emperor Xuan'an introduce you to the Yuanhe Shenjun?"

Not really, me: "Introduce what?"

"It's also that your demon power is not strong, otherwise you will be able to know what paths are present, the Far River Divine Monarch is from the heavenly realm, so he naturally knows many immortals, but his wife is from the demon realm. ”

"Oh?!" I was intrigued.

Si Ming raised his eyebrows and asked, "Do you remember the book "The Domineering Divine Monarch Falls in Love with Me"?"

I thought about it for a while, and suddenly realized: "That's the story of the distant river god and his wife!

The content of the book can be described as ups and downs, although they are very sweet, but they have gone through a thousand difficulties and dangers to finally become a couple, although I can not empathize with the dangers they have experienced, but I envy the indestructible relationship that the two of them have accumulated after working together through the layers of disasters.

Just as I was recalling the story of Shenjun and his wife in my heart, Si Ming suddenly scratched his head: "I made up those stories, but they just took the original form of the characters. ”

"What?" I blinked a few times, and after I understood, I couldn't help but hold my forehead, "Okay, then you're pretty good!"

After listening to my unintentional compliment, Si Ming was happy: "That's nature, my book, which one is not popular?"

That's right, thanks to the Si Ming, my life in the East China Sea has added a lot of fun, I stood up and knocked on his head: "Why do you have so many stories in your head? Let me see what is in it!"

Si Ming waved his hand and opened the hand that I kept stretching forward: "What do you think? What do you want to see?"

I smiled evilly: "It just so happens that I learned medical skills from Xuan'an, so let me open it and take a look!"

Si Ming's palm was so big that he could completely grab my two hands, and he covered my mouth with his free hand, and roared nervously: "How can you directly call the emperor by his name!"

"Mmmm My eyes widened and I shook my head to shake off his hand.

Si Ming: "What are you talking about?"

I stretched out my leg and kicked him away, shouting, "I didn't pay attention for a while!"

Si Ming rubbed the place where I kicked it: "You can't just do it lightly to me, ah?"

I sat down again, but I noticed a lot of gathered eyes, it must have been too loud just now, and I hurriedly waved my hand around, and then it subsided.

Today's sun is shining but not dazzling, sitting in the breeze, and then being illuminated by the warm sun, indescribably comfortable, Xuan'an is really a good place to enjoy the banquet.

"What are you thinking, I'm distracted again. Si Ming shook his hand in front of me.

I glanced at him, "Do you know Emperor Xuan'an?"

Si Ming was stunned: "What are you kidding, what is the status of Emperor Xuan'an, what status do I have, what can I know?"

Although Si Ming said this, he winked at me at the same time, took out a scroll from his wide sleeve and handed it to me, and continued: "I don't dare to know if I have the guts." ”

I smiled and opened the scroll, this Si Ming didn't dare to say it directly out of fear of Xuan'an, but there must be something recorded on this scroll, and Si Ming will not let me down in this regard.

There are not many words on it, I read it quickly, and it probably means that this Xuan'an Emperor has a respected status, and there is a sweetheart, who is a Yuan Jun in the heavenly realm, but Yuan Jun disappeared ten thousand years ago.

He's got a sweetheart.

Somehow, I wanted to make fun of Xuan'an with Si Ming after watching it, but now I don't even have the mood to laugh, I never feel like I've ever felt like I've never had it, and my heart suddenly felt like a hole was empty.

After putting the scroll away, I returned it directly to Si Ming, and he asked as he put it away, "What's wrong with you?"

"It's fine. ”

Si Ming patted me on the head: "Where are you okay?

I lowered my eyes and shook my head.

But Si Ming didn't give up on me, he leaned into my ear and said, "There is definitely something wrong with you, Hanlu, you can't like Emperor Xuan'an, right?"

"What are you kidding?!" I shouted to my feet.

I was embarrassed in the next second, the immortal servants who were sitting outside and walking back and forth were silent, and they all looked at me, I had to rush around again to make amends, and then sat down and pinched Si Ming's arm: "Don't talk nonsense, how can I like that person." ”

Si Ming took a breath of cold air, pulled his arm away, and rubbed it vigorously: "No, it's not, what are you doing so excited?"

I puffed out my cheeks and glared at him viciously.

"I won't say anything, let's do it. Si Ming moved the stool two steps away.

I snorted, and took a sip to suppress my shock, when my eyes fell on the entrance of the main hall, where a woman in a light dress was looking around.

"Hey, Si Ming. I didn't look away, I fumbled and patted Si Ming out of thin air, "Can you see who is standing at the entrance of the main hall?"

Si Ming: "The wife of the Divine Monarch of the Far River-Wan Ling." ”

It turned out that Mrs. called this, and I turned around and grabbed Si Ming's wrist: "Let's go!"

Si Ming stumbled and stood up: "Why are you going?"

"Go say hello!"