Section 8: The Source of Disaster (I)
Seeing its performance, no matter how peaceful Xingzi is, he will be stabbed, so Townsend wants to take advantage of the chaos to pretend not to know and kick it twice.
Fortunately, Joan was only interested in face and not stupidity, and she immediately picked out the words.
How could Townsend be embarrassed to attack an acquaintance (domestic animal)? But the process that should be done should not be sloppy, so Townsend looked him suspicious and looked him up and down: "Where are you a demon?!"
"Pretend, you continue to pretend. The white cat yawned first, then shook its body, then turned into a tremor again, the long hair on its torso flipped over, and finally shook off a body of dust: "Your little huฤ has a lot of tricks, you are so unfriendly to the guest, is it really good?"
"You said yes?" Townsend sneered, "Joan is much slimmer than you!"
"You take a pee yourself, how fat are you? Do you still have a neck? Do you still have a waist? You have a walking belly and a mouth that can eat!"
"I used to be thin because I couldn't eat fresh fish and lacked nutrition!" the white cat snorted, then swept around with contemptuous eyes, chose a big stone that looked good, ran up, and lazily lay down: "Now I've just reached the perfect body shape!"
"Your dream is to be a steamroller, isn't it? Hey, what's going on with the two of me?" Townsend acquiesced to Joan's identity, and it wasn't a way for Lao Gen to be lazy with a cat.
"Temporarily asleep for a while, after waking up, I can't remember everything at that time, meow, a great space businessman talks to customers, how can it be possible to let irrelevant idlers watch?
"When you say that, I don't think I'm a good customer. I didn't bother with those bits and pieces, so I only brought the lightest one. Townsend smiled and said, "If you came here for me, it would be too wrong." โ
"Of course not, guest, your level is not yet at the level of opening a special line, we just met by chance. There are a lot of customers for space merchants, and there are also business opportunities for the Bailu annual meeting, so I am now in charge of this dispatch agency!"
"It turned out to be upgraded. No wonder you're in high spirits and your horse is stumbling. โ
"Although it is a dispatching agency, it has all the functions and tools! I can now identify items for guests, answer questions, and even ask advanced questions in the professional field, and the space merchant is at my fingertips. โ
"Don't be busy, the night is still long. Townsend continued to laugh: "I'm curious about this,
Are you clearly a cat, how did you climb up to the canopy, and why did you fall off again?"
"What canopy? This is the headquarters of the space merchant's dispatching agency!" Joan's big tail flicked and said with a deep dissatisfaction: "It's been a busy day outside, and I just came back and found that you were lighting a fire under the tree, aren't you afraid of causing a mountain fire to burn down the temporary headquarters?"
"Where do you live?" Are you a cat? Just find a stick and put it sideways, and lie on it yourself?" Townsend said sarcastically, "Well, my last question, how did you fall off?"
"Can't I laugh when I hear your idiotic remarks? Everything was fine, but I was so happy that one of my paws slipped off accidentally!" said Joan hatefully, "Joan will take all these things to heart today, and will definitely repay you with interest!"
"You make your words clear, aren't you afraid that I will rob you?" Townsend snorted: "1 Be careful that I bring fish to catch you every day." โ
"Please rest assured, I have changed my taste and don't like to eat fish anymore!"
Joan looked at the night sky, indescribably lonely: "Joan has officially become a space merchant, and will take greatness as her lifelong goal to keep pursuing!
"It's so inspirational! It's so exciting!" Townsend gave it a warm applause, and he couldn't get enough of his own drumming, so he simply put a strange way to let the surrounding leaves come together: "Go and pursue great goals! Uh, the pursuit of great spicy original grilled fish fillets?"
"Yes bastard!" Joan, who was intoxicated with praise, came to his senses, and exclaimed angrily, "I will never spare you!"
"What are you afraid of? No one else hears you. Also, about your fall from the tree, I will keep it a secret for you. Townsend saw that the white cat was going mad, but he was unimpressed. If he dared to do it, Joan would have killed him.
"Squeak" Joan's claws grinded against the stone in front of him, and accidentally pulled out a spark, and there was deep hatred in his eyes.
No matter how fat and arrogant it is, it is also a cat, no matter how you look at it, in addition to being cute, it is only the kind of pity that is bullied.
Townsend looked back at the big white cat happily.
"I've never been so sure that you're a very bad guest!" Joan saw that Townsend was really not afraid, so he could only turn coercion into advantage: "Well, evil guests are also guests, let alone regular customers. This time, I will give the guests an unprecedented discount of 199 percent! Ninety-nine off, what a poetic promise of a meow!"
"Personally, I'm asking for a 5% discount. Townsend sat down slowly: "Otherwise, my heart lake will turn up."
o Lang this is poetic, thank you!"
"You're coercing me, you're robbing the space merchant," Joan really jumped up now, blowing her beard and glaring.
"Do you think your reputation is not worth this amount?" Townsend followed the kindness: "I'll help you calculate the damage to the ............ of the leak."
After a lot of tossing, they finally agreed on the discount, and Townsend received the biggest discount ever: Joan got the promise of secrecy and bought the straw ring that Townsend had with him.
But instead of giving the credit unit to Townsend, it tried to encourage Townsend to get rid of it... For this reason, Joan gave Townsend a catalog of the lowest products, some pages are no longer blank, all kinds of products are out, and there are instructions behind the regular products,
Illustrated explanatory function.
"What good did you bring with you this time?" Townsend flipped through and closed the cover.
"Because of the annual meeting, I do bring some special goods, whether it is good or not depends on the person. Joan said, "Great space merchants never sell goods that don't have a functional description, but this is collateral, so special discounts are made to remember that the merchant's credibility cannot be questioned." Meow meow!"
As Joan spoke, a tall log doll came up and placed a teardrop-shaped spar on Townsend's catalog, and with a soft sound, the word "most" was removed from Townsend's catalog, and it became a "low-level catalog".
"Updated?" Townsend flipped through and inspected, and sure enough, the catalog had increased a little more than just now. In particular, in the Items for Sale, there is a new section of "Questions and Answers", and the answers they provide range from explaining the rising and setting of the sun and the moon to improving abilities and studying magic techniques, which is simply a famous encyclopedia.
If Townsend had to + passion to buy these answers into this catalog, his progress would have increased even more. But it really doesn't matter now, because Townsend has a prize brother, and he only takes the money to buy it when he eats it.
"Important commodities are at the end. Joan said as she leaned on the rock.
"Oh, how do you convert this thing?" Townsend flipped to the end, and when he saw the tightly lined product names, there were annotations with "collateral" when he saw the front product names, Townshend's eyebrows tightened, and then he trembled slightly. He didn't speak, but watched carefully as his fingers slid across the paper, his fingertips slowly brushing over the lines of the same handwriting.
Emotional Silhouette, Fragments, ๎ genus xing unknown
Emotional Silhouette, Fragments, Unknown
Fragments of Oak Scissors, Middle, Genus Xing Unknown
Townsend didn't understand the concept of big and small dust powder, but he knew that the number of emotional silhouettes in this batch was huge, and the business term was "sufficient reserves".
"I heard that the guest is now the big leader, and he is already qualified to represent the great forces to participate in the highest level of the human race's annual meeting!" the white cat leisurely cleaned his beard and spoke in a voice that was not in a hurry, looking like a successful businessman: "As an excellent businessman, I think these goods should be very suitable for you." โ
"Are you sure I'm going to ask for it?" asked Townsend subconsciously.
"Of course, businessmen also have circles, and the circle of ordinary businessmen is a little bit" The white cat stretched out his paws, and the tips of his claws flashed in the moonlight, and then he drew a big circle with his paws: "And the great space merchant, the circle is even bigger than this~ So Joan knows that the number of emotional silhouettes of the silver sรจ coast is insufficient, and the main circulating material at the annual meeting is the hun crystal." โ
"You know a lot more. โ
"It's natural!If the guests want to, I can package and sell the inside information of the Bailu annual meeting, I must know a lot more than these two idlers, how about it?, think about it, the guests, they are all full of information!" Joan tirelessly sold: "Although the emotional silhouettes here are all fragments, they can also make up for some of the shortcomings of the Silver Sรจ Coast, right?"
"Mr. Joan is worthy of being a space businessman, and he thinks about everything very thoughtfully. Townsend nodded: "These things are all brought by Mr. Joan's hard work, and there is also a sincerity in them, so I have packed these goods!"
"Honorable guest, you are really neat this time, meow!" Joan smiled and erected her nose and gave a congratulatory gift to the Lord of Townsend's big money: "Thank you for your patronage!"
By the time Kaka and Jiajia woke up, it was already hours later.
They found themselves lying by the campfire, not by the woods as they remembered. Opposite Townsend, he sat quietly in front of the campfire, as if he was so immersed in some doubt that his face was expressionless.
His whole body was still, only the flames reflected in his black eyes were dancing and swaying.
There was a golden booklet resting on Townsend's lap, in an old shape, with the cover closed, as if it were a catalogue or something, and I don't know what could be written on it. Townsend's palms lay flat on it, knuckles clasped to the edge of the cover.
Townsend was in a very wrong mood, he was as immobile as a mountain, but it was a volcano, and inadvertently, the metal edging of the golden booklet had been pinched by his knuckles.
Yiqiong seems to be happy with Townsend's purchase, so she didn't erase their memories, which is considered lucky for them.
The lucky Kakajaga didn't dare to disturb him, so when he wanted to go to see what happened to the supper, he turned around and found that the grove not far away had mysteriously disappeared, and there was only a barren land left in its place!
The two looked at each other and couldn't help but shudder.
"That, the six and two slowly stood up, suspiciously on guard, and the silence around them was so terrifying: "...... Townsend?"
"Pack up your things" Townsend didn't move, but his voice came directly into the consciousness of the two: "Let's go immediately." โ
"Immediately?" Kakajaga didn't notice the startling change in Townsend, and they looked at the sky: "Where are we going?"
"Meet everyone first, and then" Townsend tapped lightly on the cover of the book: "White Lu Annual Meeting!"
1. The following does not count the number of words: Hello everyone, the update time is uncertain in the past few days, because the content of these sections is connected to many clues in the back, and it is necessary to write it before and after. Rush to release, there must be a lot of errors and omissions.
One more question......
The first edition of this episode is 70,000 words, the second edition is 120,000 words, the third edition is 100,000 words, the fourth edition is 80,000 words, and the final version is 75,000 words.