Chapter 17 "Life Like a Coffee Table~"

"Oops~Oops~"

Su Can leaned against the wall with a pale face and slowly walked towards the room.

Shen Gongbao was beside him, constantly saying "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" to him.

What the hell is going on? Wasn't it okay just now? Why did Su Can become like this?

Rewind time by twenty minutes.......

"My lord, let's take a shower together, you can use those things. I took a look at it and I knew how to use it. ”

Shen Gongbao made this request to Su Can again~

Su Can was defeated very uncompetitively, and this time he obeyed the arrangement of the little demon in his heart.

But there was a stubble~

Su Can stripped naked and walked into the bathroom in boxer flats. Shen Gongbao saw that Su Can had already entered, so he followed Su Can and walked in.

After entering, Su Can began to teach her how to use those items. I'm afraid that she doesn't understand it very well, so I poured some in my hand and used it for Shen Gongbao to see.

"Hey, I'm teaching you, why don't you watch. ”

Su Can, who was washing his hair, glanced back at Shen Gongbao. found that she listened carefully to her own explanation, and her expression was a little sluggish.

"Hey, what are you looking at!"

Su Can found that something was wrong with Shen Gongbao's eyes.

Shen Gongbao's eyes revealed a curious look, and he gently raised his right hand. pointed to Su Can's under~

"My lord, why are you bulging, what the hell is hidden there?"

Su Can was actually quite embarrassed in his heart.

"My lord, if you ask something that shouldn't be asked, what is that bulging guy below you! Why do I feel the urge to subdue demons when I see that lump!"

Shen Gongbao carried a small face, and his expression was very strange.

"Ugh!"

"How could she feel like this?" Su Can was very strange, and at the same time scolded the mysterious "He secretly scolded him for teaching physiology lessons, and he didn't even teach this. It's rubbish, and it's a fart to teach like this!"

Just when Su Can was distracted, Shen Gongbao stretched out his little hand and grabbed the 'top-like object' and pulled it outward.

"Wow!"

Shen Gongbao pulled with great strength, and Su Can screamed in pain.

"Smack!"

Hearing Su Can's shout, Shen Gongbao suddenly let go of his fingers. After 'Xiao Sucan' was let go, he bounced back violently.

Pull again, play again, pull again, play again!

"Oh!" "Ahh

This brings us to the scene at the beginning of the chapter.

Su Can leaned against the wall and slowly moved his body step by step. Every time I move my body, it hurts terribly.

"Oh my God! I can't think of it, I, Su Can, was almost tjjtds! If I really die like this, I don't know how the forensic doctor will feel when he sees this scene~~"

Su Can is very sad now.

Shen Gongbao felt very sorry for what happened to Su Can at this time.

"I'm so sorry, my lord, I didn't know you men were so vulnerable. I didn't mean to, I just wanted to see what was going on. After all, I don't have anything like that, so I'm curious. I didn't control it, so I reached out~~"

"Stop, stop!"

"Don't say it! Now that you know what to do with those items, go take a shower. I'll take a break by myself and don't talk about it again. ”

Su Can's sad expression was seen by Shen Gongbao.

"Men are so weird~"

Shen Gongbao turned around and walked into the bathroom with a still puzzled look.

Su Can slowly moved his body, and finally came to the room after thousands of mountains and rivers.

Sitting on the sofa, Su Can exhaled deeply.

At this time, Shen Gongbao had already started to take a bath in the bathroom. Su Can's expression was extremely painful and he began to rub the sore spots, and his posture was very obscene.

"My grandma! It hurts so much! It takes so long, and it bounces back again! I bounce back and forth several times, and it's really my blessing that I don't break it! Otherwise, even if I don't die, I'll have to become a TJ!"

After rubbing it for a while, it finally didn't hurt too much. Seeing that no one was there, Shen Gongbao did not finish taking a bath.

Su Can lifted his pants and looked down.

"Woo woo woo ~ a little swollen ~"

My life is a coffee table. It's full of cups~

I thought that with a lovely beauty, my life would be more sunny. It seems that I was wrong, very wrong~

Su Can looked at his little brother, and thought sadly and angrily.

Po looks sweet and cute, and God knows that she actually hides a demonic heart.

At this moment, Su Can had already included Shen Gongbao in the ranks of demons.

"I don't know if spraying Yunnan Baiyao tube works?"

Su Can reluctantly stood up and took out a spray-type Yunnan Baiyao from the cabinet. Lifted the pants and sprayed a few times~

"Hmm!"

Yunnan Baiyao sprayed on it was a little cool, and it did relieve the pain a little. Su Can showed a comfortable look, and his facial expression was finally no longer so tense, and he relaxed a little.

At this time, Shen Gongbao had already finished taking a bath. Surrounded by a cute white cat bath towel, he walked out of the bathroom.

"My lord~ Are you feeling better now?"

Su Can looked up.

Seeing Shen Gongbao's little face, it looked very cute due to the fumigation of the heat.

"Cute little devil!" Su Can thought to himself.

"Oh~ It's a little better now, it doesn't hurt as much as it did just now. Su Can replied.

Blink your eyes, and your lovely eyelashes flutter. Shen Gongbao walked to Su Can's side and sat down, and a burst of girl's body fragrance mixed with the sweet smell of shower gel instantly enveloped Su Can.

"This shower gel is really fragrant~" Shen Gongbao said to Su Can while raising his hand to untie the bath towel.

"What are you doing here?"

Seeing that Shen Gongbao seemed to be about to untie the bath towel in front of his eyes. Su Can hurriedly raised his hand to stop it, and Shen Gongbao looked at Su Can strangely.

"Girls can't just strip naked in front of boys!"

Su Can is quite serious about educating Shen Gongbao.

"I didn't strip naked in front of boys, it doesn't matter in front of adults! because I didn't see adults as boys~"

This sentence was so ambiguous that Su Can's tears almost didn't come down.

"What do you mean by me, you don't think of me as a man at all. Could it be that I, Su Can, am a woman in your eyes?"

Shen Gongbao didn't know why the adult's aura suddenly turned gray.

"What's wrong with you, sir, is it starting to hurt again?"

Stretched out the white and tender clutches again and probed towards Su Can's place.

"Nothing, just remember not to do it in front of boys in the future. Not in front of me, because a good girl wouldn't do that. ”

Su Can saw the 'clutches' coming over, and he was full of excitement. Immediately said to Shen Gongbao, diverting her attention.

After hearing Su Can's words, Shen Gongbao's attention was really diverted.

The lower hand is gently lowered, although the little hand is put down. Su Can also breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't want to try that kind of pain once.

"Po is a good girl, and she will definitely remember the words of adults. ”

Shen Gongbao looked at Su Can and nodded firmly.

"Well, you've been whitewashed. I'll go wash it too, and then we'll rest. It's past 10 o'clock, and I'll have to work tomorrow. ”

Su Can stood up and walked into the bathroom as he spoke.

Looking at Su Can's back, Shen Gongbao's little eyes kept rolling. I don't know what she's thinking, but her expression is very weird.

Shen Gongbao thought for a while and opened Su Can's laptop. I logged in to Baidu and typed the words "What is that lump under the man?" in the Baidu search bar.

The house rented by Su Can is fully furnished and electrical. The Internet is also available, and you can use it as long as you plug in the network cable. It's very trouble-free~

Click search, Baidu quickly gave n more answers.

"The lump under the man is commonly known as JJ. Also known as 'little brother', in short, to deal with lustful men. Kick this gentleman hard, and you will definitely be able to make a gain. (Answer provider: cynical!)"

.............

This is like the answer above, Shen Gongbao has seen a lot.

"Jj?

Shen Gongbao didn't know what these words meant.

Fortunately, Baidu is here, and Shen Gongbao entered the words "jj and little brother" in the search bar again, and then clicked search!

Looking at the information that came out of his face, Shen Gongbao was completely shocked.

Because of her search, she inadvertently clicked through to several pornographic websites.

All kinds of blushing and heart-pounding pictures appeared in front of her eyes. She couldn't figure out what was going on for a while.

hurriedly closed the webpage, and Shen Gongbao got into the quilt with a red face.

"What's going on with those pictures just now, why are all those men pressed on the girls? It's so strange!"

Shen Gongbao didn't understand what the difference between girls and boys was after all. With this regret, she sighed deeply.

Because Su Can had already taken a shower and walked out of the bathroom. So Shen Gongbao had to give up his plan to explore the mystery in Baidu.

------ dividing line-----

At the same time, Yang Wei, who bought a Shen Gongbao doll. He took out the doll, placed it in the place where the doll was placed last time, and lit three sticks of incense.

"Amitabha! bless me with successful weight loss!"

With a half-believing mood, Yang Wei also fell asleep.

------ Dividing Line------

"Knock! knock!"

Lin Cheng and Sun Chao stood outside the basement door that Su Can had just moved out of and knocked on the door.

"Why haven't you opened the door for so long? This guy, as the battle master, has been 'fighting' for several days in a row. There's no way to get up now?"

The fat man Lin Cheng stuck out his tongue and added a circle to his fat lips. With a lewd smile on his face, he said what he thought was the truth.

Sun Chao and his war spirit 'Li Kui' stood behind the fat man, after listening to Lin Cheng's words. He shook his head helplessly~

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