Chapter 21 "Ya is actually Liu Bei!!"
ps: Hundred Flowers - Intercept the Sect Group to Recruit Immortals, Group Number: 65364139. Waiting for all the gods to come
As soon as Guan Eryi spoke, Zu Yifei suddenly became angry.
"You three rice buckets, if it weren't for me. You're going to starve to death a long time ago, and each one can eat more than the other. Don't do serious things all day long!"
Zu Yifei sat there, raising his hand and pointing at the fat man who was weaving straw shoes in the corner.
"Your eldest brother Liu Bei! Before he did that job, he soaked at home all day long. I know how to talk about QQ and find those girls' videos. ”
"Tell others that he is a descendant of the Han Dynasty and has aristocratic blood. Deceiving those ignorant little girls, is this the right thing?"
The fat man in the corner looked up again and looked at Zu Yifei, who was in anger. He opened his mouth to say something, but finally lowered his head. Continuing his work...... Woven straw sandals .......
Zu Yifei was already in a state of rage at the moment, in front of Su Can and Lao Hu. continued to be mad at Guan Er and exploded their ugly things.
"What makes me even more angry is that Ya actually took pictures by herself. Use the technology of PS to beautify your own photos. sent it to those little girls, and told people that they were studying in aristocratic schools abroad. ”
Speaking of this, Zu Yifei pointed at him with trembling fingers.
"Liu Bei! Liu Bei! You don't even look at it, you're in your forties. Unexpectedly, all the little girls added to QQ are post-90s, and they are also with other people's brains, wow, the slimy brains~ Do you say you're embarrassed!"
The fat man named Liu Bei was weaving straw sandals with his head down. He didn't argue with Zu Yifei at all, because he knew. If you argue with Zu Yifei, the rice class owner, you will be the one who suffers in the end.
Who let Zu Yifei be his own war master, this is a matter of no choice.
At this time, Zu Yifei was talking about Xing, and Su Can saw him "snap" on the table.
"Liu Da Fatty! The most angry and unbearable thing about you is that you actually play the online game "Journey to the West", and you are still a fox witch. ”
"You said that you play a female number and pretend to be a ladyboy, but I can accept it, but the problem is that you still pretend to be a girl and trick other boys into buying you some cards. At the same time, he cheated a few as soon as he cheated, making people fight in the game every day. ”
Zu Yifei kept talking, and the fat man's hand weaving straw shoes kept trembling.
As soon as Zu Yifei's words fell, the fat man raised his head and protested quietly.
"Boss Zu, that means I'm very successful in pretending to be a woman. It's not my fault who made those little guys so gullible. It only shows that they are stupid!"
"Besides, who let you not give me pocket money at that time. In the absence of any other option, I have no choice but to make this decision. Do you think you can blame me for this......"
Liu Bei's tone concealed a deep grievance. He felt that there was nothing wrong with what he had done before.
After all, he did so, and he also saved Zu Yifei from giving him pocket money.
So in Liu Bei's opinion, Zu Yifei should thank him. And not to scold him here for these things.
After listening to Liu Bei's words, Zu Yifei was even more angry.
"Fat Liu, so you think what you did in the past was right. ”
Liu Bei saw Zu Yifei's hideous facial expression, and wisely chose to lower his head. Continue to knit his own straw sandals, and no longer argue with Zu Yifei about that issue.
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Su Can, who had been deeply shocked by the conversation between them. At this time, he asked Lao Hu in a low voice: "Brother Hu! This chubby guy is stumped..."
Lao Hu moved the stump under his buttocks, getting closer to Su Can.
whispered to Su Can: "You guessed right! That chubby guy is the big-eared thief in the Three Kingdoms~ Liu Bei!"
"What!!"
"He is Liu Bei! The founding monarch of the Shu Kingdom! Liu Bei, who has Zhang Fei, Guan Yu, Huang Zhong, Zhao Yun, Ma Chao and other fierce generals under his command!" Su Can looked at the fat man who was scolded by Zu Yifei and didn't dare to raise his head, just a fat man with straw sandals.
I really can't believe that it's just such a bad look. Guy who likes to play online games and pretend to be a girl in it. is the well-known Liu Bei, Lao Hu's answer makes Su ....... like five thunders...... Untidy.......
Seeing that Su Can was a little thundered, Lao Hu poked him.
"Don't be so surprised, that fat man is Liu Bei! The red-faced person who made us kung fu tea just now, and read the h-comics on the side is Guan Yu. You're looking over there~" Lao Hu pointed to the man who was drawing a picture of a lady.
Su Can looked in the direction that Lao Hu was pointing, "Don't tell me, that's Zhang Fei." ”
"You're right! Unfortunately, there are no prizes. Lao Hu and Su Can were poor, and then said: "The three of these buddies are all the war spirits of Zu Yifei. In our circle, the ancestor can be regarded as an old qualified person. After several domestic and foreign conflicts, he was able to survive. is not such a simple person as it seems, and you should not underestimate Liu Guan and Brother Zhang. Their strength is still very strong!"
"But these three brothers don't seem to be characters in the official history or the wild history. God knows that it was that perverted world again, and it was summoned by Zu Yifei. That's not what those of us can know."
Lao Hu whispered a few words to Su, and roughly described Zu Yifei's situation. Although he didn't say it in detail, he also pointed out some things that Su Can didn't know.
Zu Yifei scolded Liu Bei for a while, and saw that Liu Bei no longer refuted.
The anger that had skyrocketed slowly calmed down.
"Good work! The American businessman is still waiting to get his goods. Remember, it's 3,000 pairs of straw sandals. Your food and drink for the month, including the money you spend playing online games. It's all here, if you can't complete the mission. When the time comes, don't blame me for being unkind to you. ”
Liu Bei's chubby body trembled wildly, and the speed of weaving with his hands increased a lot again.
"Zu Dada, don't worry! My Liu Bei's ancestral craftsmanship will definitely be carried forward in my place. Look at it! We've earned that Yankee's money!"
After listening to Liu Bei's words, Zu Yifei nodded with satisfaction. He sat down again, picked up his teacup and took a sip.
Guan Er on one side hurriedly made a new cup of tea for Zu Yifei.
"Guan Er! There are friends here, you have to have some eyesight. Be careful that I'm not upset, I won't give you food at night, and I'll sell all the books under your bed as garbage. ”
Guan Er didn't dare to deceive a suffocated face at this moment, but showed a flattering look.
"Yo, look at what you said, you haven't been serving. I will not slack off, I will not slack off......"
Zu Yifei raised his hand and touched the teapot, "This water is a little cold." ”
"Well, let's go boil the water again, and we'll go. ”
After speaking, Guan Er picked up the teapot and went into the room to get the water again.
Zu Yifei pursed his lips, looked at Su Can and Lao Hu and said, "These three guys, if they don't scold them for a day, they won't be able to work hard." Do you say I'm easy, I'm also a capable person. How could I be so unlucky to meet the three of them? ”
After speaking, Zu Yifei looked at Su Can and Shen Gongbao.
"This brother, this little girl next to you. It's your war spirit, right?"
Su Can nodded, "Yes, she is my war spirit." ”
Zu Yifei smiled at Shen Gongbao, "I really envy those people who summon beautiful women by their side, we all have to be jealous to death." ”
Zu Yifei said this, Zhang Fei, who was concentrating on painting over there, quit.
"What's that, Boss Zu! What you said is not right, is it not as good as our brother in your heart.........
"Ho"
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