Chapter 18 "Fight with Her!"
"If you do this, you will have a baby!"
Li Suyan's face was pale, and he was stunned for a moment.
Ah Bao looked at Li Suyan very calmly and nodded very seriously.
"Yes!"
Looking at the stunned Li Suyan, Po replied.
"That 'mystery man' taught us some corresponding knowledge. But we haven't learned about how boys make girls have babies in this world. ”
Li Suyan nodded very mechanically, and now her mind was very confused. was completely confused by Bao's sentence 'You will have a baby'.
Ah Bao ignored Li Suyan and continued to speak.
"I've been in this world much longer than you. So I've been exposed to some of this knowledge, and I've seen it on that powerful network. It seems to say that as long as a boy and a girl have been in close contact. Then that girl is going to have a baby, that's why I'm telling you that. ”
Li Suyan's body trembled violently, looked at Ah Bao and said, "Is it really going to give birth to a baby?" I am not mentally prepared yet, and I am still very young. What should I do if I have a baby now? My mind is in turmoil right now, and I don't even know what to say to you. ”
Li Suyan had tears in her eyes, and she looked very devastated.
Ah Bao looked at Li Suyan with a smile and said, "Why are you so embarrassed, you gave birth to a baby to an adult." Isn't your goal just a good way to achieve it, anyway, you just want to have a good position by the side of adults. ”
Ah Bao said the little caution in Li Suyan's heart earlier, but this time Li Suyan was not so happy.
"Woooooooooooo
Li Suyan's face was flushed, and his expression was very entangled.
"I'm still young, how can I have a baby. And if I give birth to a baby, I won't educate it. In case she is like Li Jing's general, she gives birth to such a troublemaker. That's a drag......"
At this time, Li Suyan's mind came to mind as the first troublemaker in the Lily Continent. Tota brought the youngest daughter of Li Jing, and she suddenly felt a headache to death.
In the final analysis, Li Suyan is actually unprepared. to give birth to a baby, that's why it's so entangled.
But after crying for a while, Li Suyan suddenly stopped. She raised her hand to wipe the tears on her cheeks, looked at Po and said, "I think it's a little strange, if you talk to an adult, you will have a baby." Why aren't you afraid? In the Divine Space, we all project through mirrors. But don't you be scared when you often see you and adults doing this?"
Ah Bao lay down on the ** again, covered the quilt and looked at Li Suyan.
"What's there to be afraid of, isn't it just having a baby. It's not a terrible thing, anyway, it was born all at once. It's like those fairy birds, calling a few 'poofs' and an egg comes out and it's over. ”
"And Bao is willing to give birth to a baby for adults, but Bao's little belly hasn't grown yet. Anyway, Bao will just wait, waiting for me to give birth to a baby for the adult. I think adults will be very happy because I see this world. Men who have children are good for the children who bear their babies for them. ”
"Although adults are also very good to Ah Bao now, Bao also wants to make adults better to Ah Bao. So I'm going to give birth to a baby for an adult, and it's best if the baby is as good as the adult. ”
Speaking of this, Ah Bao looked at Li Suyan with a smile, and his face showed a look of great contempt.
"It's such a simple thing, you are afraid of it. I think you're a little timid. It's just an egg, are you so scared? ”
"And you are so reluctant to give birth to an adult? If so, it proves that your heart has not been placed on the adult's body. ”
Bao's words made Li Suyan's expression very exciting.
"Oh my God! Sure enough, he was the first in the Lily Continent, and he didn't even know that he had a baby. I thought it was the same as those fairy birds giving birth to babies, but it was just laying an egg. ”
"And give birth to a baby, and let Master Su Can be good to her. I really don't know what to say about her, can't Po have some brains!!"
Li Suyan was completely defeated by Po, she raised her hand and rubbed her face.
"Ah Bao~ Do you know what it's like to have a baby. You must know that our girls give birth to babies, but they are different from those fairy birds. ”
Li Suyan felt that she needed to tell Ah Bao.
Ah Bao sighed, and said sleepily: "What's the difference, I've seen fairy birds give birth to babies, it's just an egg." After the eggshell broke, the little life was born. I've seen a lot of fairy birds, and they all sound like this. ”
"And so on, I think we girls have babies. It should be about the same as them, and there will be no difference in general. The big deal is that like those fairy beasts, the baby who 'snapped' like a fart came out. ”
Li Suyan raised her hand and stroked her forehead, she felt that Ah Bao was already hopeless.
And when she wanted to discuss with Po, she found that Po had fallen asleep. and also made a small snoring sound, even though Li Suyan screamed twice, he didn't wake up.
"I really don't know that after being in the Lily Continent for so long, you didn't go to see those mortal girls giving birth. I actually thought that when we girls had children, they would be the same as those **. If your master, the Primordial Heavenly Maiden, knew, maybe she would be angry with you, a disciple who didn't learn or know anything. ”
Li Suyan saw that Ah Bao was already asleep, and he couldn't wake her up anyway. The surname also turned off the lights and got into the bed.
Li Suyan, who was tossing and turning, couldn't sleep no matter what. She's not heartless like Po, and now it's in her head. It's all the scene of having a baby by yourself, and it's completely made up by yourself.
"Come on! Xiao Yan! I am working hard and the baby will come out!"
In the scene, he was lying on the ** and trying to give birth to a baby, and Su Can was holding his hand on the side. Keep cheering yourself up, and keep saying comforting words.
He also replied to Su Can with a very bright smile.
"Whoa, whoa!"
A baby's cry sounded, and his own baby was finally born.
"Hurry up and show me if our baby is good-looking. ”
Su Can hugged the baby and approached, so that Li Suyan could see clearly.
"Little Taibai, you run there! Don't think that the old lady will let you go, wahahahaha!"
Li Suyan suddenly came back to his senses from yy, and fine white sweat appeared on his forehead.
"Oh my God! how could I think of this Styx Rakshasa guy, it's horrible. ”
Li Suyan was completely soaked at this time, and it seemed that he was frightened.
It turned out that when Li Suyan was yy just now, he found out that he had given birth to a baby. It was actually the Styx Rakshasa Ji, but the soul that scared her was gone.
He raised his hand and wiped it on his forehead, and took a few big breaths. Letting his mood slowly calm down, Li Suyan said in his heart: "I don't know when I will give birth to a baby, and I have offended the Styx Rakshasa Ji." What if this guy comes out in the future and doesn't bully himself and bully the baby. ”
Li Suyan's thinking at this time was very jumpy, and he thought of another question from one question to another.
What can't be said is that Li Suyan and Ah Bao have been staying for a long time. Even the thinking has become the same as Bao, and there is no logic at all.
Li Suyan fantasized about her baby being bullied by the Styx Rakshasa for a moment, and suddenly a kind of mother's surname shrouded her body.
Clenching his little fists tightly, Li Suyan secretly sweared.
"If Styx dares to bully my baby, I will fight with her!"
Then Li Suyan thought again: "When the time comes, I will set up a plan to let the Styx Rakshasa also give the adults a baby." When the time comes, I'll go and bully her child and see what she does!"
"Hmm, hey, hey, hey, hahahahaha!"
Covered with a quilt, Li Suyan smirked alone in the quilt.
In the other room, Su Can had also fallen asleep, completely unaware of the conversation between Ah Bao and Li Suyan, the two little girls in the other room. How many variables will it bring to itself in the future.
And Huang Guoxing at this time, he was almost the same as Lao Li. After saying goodbye to Lao Li, Huang Guoxing also returned to the room and began to rest. Prepare to leave early the next morning and take Su Can and a few people to the territory of the 'Eastern Coast Tribal Alliance'.
............ On the domestic side, Liu Zhen and Gargamel also have Wu Dalang. The three of them returned to the Sunshine 100 community, after Wu Dalang parked the car. I opened the car door and got out of the car in high spirits, constantly moving my waist.
"Driving a real car is just cooler than playing games. It's just a pity that your car isn't that kind of race car. I don't feel that extraordinary feeling, so let's change to a good car in the future. ”
Wu Dalang twisted his waist and said loudly over there.
"Gross!"
Gargamel couldn't answer Wu Dalang's words at all, and as soon as he got out of the car, he threw up on the lawn of the community.
After Liu Zhen got out of the car, his face was pale and his legs trembled slightly.
"Riding in Wu Dalang's car, it's really terrible. ”
At this time, Liu Zhen's possessed gourd baby has not returned to his hometown. So now Liu Zhen is still asleep, and it is the seven-in-one gourd baby that controls Liu Zhen's mind and body.
"I said Uncle Wu, can you stop driving in the future? We're so scared, I'm really scared to be your car. ”
Hearing this, Wu Dalang turned around and looked at the gourd baby.
"Don't you think my skills are not bad? Such a handsome drift, that's not something ordinary people can do. I smashed the game room and practiced this technique for a long time. ”
At this time, the gourd baby was about to cry, but he was not good at arguing with Wu Dalang. In short, I made a decision in my heart, and I won't be a car driven by Wu Dalang in the future.
Looking at the sad expression of the gourd baby Liu Zhen, Wu Dalang pursed his lips with disdain.
"Don't I just don't have a driver's license, and you look down on people too much. You know, with my skills, it's no problem to drive F1. Even if you can't drive F1, you can do movie stunts. ”
"If it weren't for my love of buying pancakes, I would have done it a long time ago. ”
It took a long time for the gourd baby to ease herself, yes, her legs no longer trembled, and her face recovered a little.
"Okay, good, good, Uncle Wu, you are mighty, I am a child, I don't understand so much. Your driving skills are top-notch, I'm convinced!!"
Say good things and don't offend people, Huluwa knows. In this world, there's always nothing wrong with saying more good things. After all, there are too many demons in this world, and he doesn't want to offend any evil characters.
Especially talents like Wu Dalang and Lao Hu. After the gourd baby came into contact, she really didn't want to or dare to offend.
After all, there is Lao Hu, the demon at the bottom, after eating his many educations. The gourd baby has really become very well-behaved, and the mentality when they beat the scorpion spirit and snake spirit is completely different.
So to speak, the current gourd baby. Although they are still the kings and overlords of the Seven Colored Cliffs, when their brothers came to this world. They have learned to keep a low profile in everything they do, especially in front of a demon like Lao Hu.
From sharp edges and corners to sleek, our gourd baby doesn't know if it is ...... by Lao Hu Oh~ It shouldn't be how Sister Yue was educated.
What a sad child.
Gargamel finally vomited, and after a long breath. He straightened up, letting his hair flutter in the wind. He staggered to the side of the gourd baby, and the gourd baby helped Gargamel.
"It's much better now, is it still disgusting. ”
Gargamel smiled, "Much better now, not so sick to my stomach." I won't dare to sit in this guy's car in the future. It's just asking for money to take a taxi, but it's terrible to be his car. ”
Gargamel's face was wonderful.
"Why don't we take a break here, I don't think you're in a very good state right now. ”
The little gourd baby looked at Gargamel's pale face and felt his body tremble slightly. He asked worriedly, he was afraid that Gargamel would be too old to stand it all of a sudden.
"Let's not stay here too long, you see my left arm still needs treatment. I'm suffering a tremendous blow right now, both mentally and mentally. You carry me upstairs and see if there is any medicine. Hurry up and give me a treatment to see, if it drags on for a long time. I'm afraid I'm going to really burp!"
Although the gourd baby supported Gargamel, and Wu Dalang returned to the door of the rented room where Liu Zhen and the others lived.
Huluwa raised her hand and pressed the doorbell, "Ding Dong!"
After a while, Lu Bu's voice came out inside.
"Who!"
As soon as the three of them heard Lu Bu's voice, they knew that Lu Bu Lao Hu and Nameless were also successful.
Huluwa shouted loudly: "Uncle Lu, open the door quickly, Uncle Gargamel is injured." ”
"Squeak!" the door opened. looks like Stephen Chow's ** dragon set, and the big beauty is like a flower, Lu Bu leans out.
He saw Gargamel's face pale and his left forearm a blur of flesh and blood. The body was supported by Liu Zhen after the transformation, but he was still trembling.
He reached over and helped Gargamel into the room.
Huluwa and Wu Dalang followed.
"How did you do this, could it be that scumbag's subordinates are so powerful? Looking at Gargamel's half-dead appearance, I guess he won't be able to participate in the next battle. ”
Helped Gargamel to the couch and sat him down. Lu Bu hurriedly walked to the other side and began to rummage through the cabinets to find it.
Huluwa sat opposite Gargamel, looked at Lu Bu's busy back and said, "The enemy is not too powerful, mainly because Gargamel's magnification is too enjoyable." I was accidentally attacked, so I got it like this. And there are other reasons, I won't go into them all. ”
Huluwa didn't dare to say to Lu Bu that Gargamel had become like this. In addition to that little injury, the biggest reason is because of Wu Dalang's driving skills.
Wu Dalang walked over to the water dispenser, picked up a cup and took a little water.
"I don't know how you're doing here, I hope there aren't any more injuries. You know, we don't have a lot of men right now, and now that Gargamel is injured, we're already at combat attrition. ”
"Didn't you go with Lao Hu and them, why didn't you see Lao Hu?"
Wu Dalang thought about it, didn't Lu Bu and Lao Hu and Nameless, go and kill the two of the four King Kongs of the scumbag? Why did he come back, Lao Hu and Nameless were not there.
Lu Bu walked back with a roll of white gauze in his hand and some green potion.
"Oh~ I came back first, I'm worried about my wife. Those two guys grinded and chirped, it was too slow. And I'll just be there next time, Gargamel will stay here at headquarters. Help me protect my wife, my combat power is not bad, it will be very helpful to you. ”
Lu Bu carefully tore off Gargamel's left arm with strips of rags, then looked at his injuries.
"The tendons and veins of his left forearm were broken, and all the bones were shattered. I'll treat you with a secret medicine now, but it will take three months for your left forearm to get back to normal. During these three months, you must not use your hands too hard. Otherwise, you won't be able to reply again, you must remember it. ”
The green paste was slowly applied to the wound on Gargamel's left arm. Then he was bandaged, and Lu Bu made some explanations.
Gargamel nodded, "Don't worry, my right hand is fine, and there shouldn't be any major problems with combat effectiveness." ”
The left arm is mainly used for shielding, and the firing of the 'Azi Cat Black Death Cannon' is fixed by the right arm, and then the spiritual power is output. So for his combat effectiveness, the impact is not too great.
After wrapping the bandage, Lu Bu looked at Gargamel and said, "It's always right to be careful, do you want to become a one-armed man in the future?"
At this time, Wu Dalang came over and said to Lu Bu: "Now that Gargamel is like this, it seems that you are really needed to participate in the next battle." I don't think it's going to be too long, and we don't think we'll have to do it tomorrow or tonight. ”
Lu Bu nodded and replied, "Your guess is right! When Lao Hu and the others come back, then we should kill two of the four heavenly kings of the scum." When the time comes, we will be in a short period of time, and they will not be able to react. After killing the other two, then the remaining minions of the scum will not be enough. ”
As they spoke, the doorbell rang again.
"Hurry up and open the door in the house, your sister-in-law and I are back. ”
Lao Hu's demonic voice sounded outside the door.
Wu Dalang's tiger body was shocked, and the gourd baby's face changed dramatically. Even the corners of Lu Bu's mouth twitched slightly, and only Gargamel sat there still.
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