Chapter 287: Lingxiao Treasure Hall = Public Toilet
The twelve Shenji Dan was finally allocated with a quota of five hundred and fifty-two, Li Chen and the monkey each took five, and the remaining two were a little bit bigger than the Bajie, of course, the Bajie was very dissatisfied with this distribution system, when he expressed his dissatisfaction but was beaten by Li Chen and the monkey together, he quickly changed his words and thought that this distribution method was a great advantage for him Bajie and it was also extremely fair, so far, this matter has subsided.
After Li Chen put the five Divine Pills into the Qiankun Ring, the monkey suddenly took two Divine Pills to Li Chen, Li Chen looked at the monkey in surprise, and the monkey explained with a smile: "I know Brother Li, you don't need these things yourself, the reason why you take them back is nothing more than to use them for a few younger brothers and sisters, this is even if I am a monkey to my younger siblings, hehe, I am alone anyway, I am full of food, the whole family is not hungry, I have two on my body to save my life, and one is for Brother Niu." Li Chen is not too hypocritical, he really needs the Divine Pill, and as a result, the two Divine Pills in the monkey's hand said: "Don't say much, this friendship, let's remember." β
The monkey laughed, pointed to Bajie, who was looking at the two of them jealously, and said: "Idiot, it was the same when I ate ginseng fruit, and it was already very good to be able to give you two, if you cause me something to cause trouble, don't blame my grandson for throwing you to Taishang Laojun, and then your pig will also be put into this gossip furnace for refining, but I don't know if it's lard or something else." Obviously, the threat of the monkey played a role, Bajie suddenly froze, and muttered: "Bi Ma Wen! My old pig and his friendship for thousands of years is not as good as the friendship of this surnamed Li for several years, it would be good if you didn't have to give me the old pig, it was cheaper for nothing" Of course, Li Chen and the monkey didn't hear this sentence. Otherwise, I'm afraid that his only two remaining Divine Machine Pills won't be able to keep it.
Next, after searching the entire alchemy room, Li Chen and the others didn't have much gain, some of the more valuable materials were used to refine the Divine Machine Pill, and the worthless ones didn't look down at all, Li Chen threw down the tenth empty bottle, turned his head to look at the mess all over the ground, and said helplessly: "Forget it, I guess I can't find anything good, really, isn't there a lot of treasures here in Taishang Laojun." The monkey smiled and said, "It is estimated that this heavenly court has not been rebuilt for a long time, and Lao Jun is busy refining the Divine Machine Pill, so he has no time to refine other pills, so this stock is naturally gone." Li Chen nodded and said, "Then since that's the case, we'll go." Waste of time here. β
Li Chen's words fell, and after a while, he left with the monkey who had completely given up, and when he arrived at the door, the monkey suddenly asked: "When will Lao Jun wake up?" Li Chen glanced at Lao Jun, who was still asleep, and estimated: "It's probably soon." When the monkey heard this, he said, "Then let's run, this old gentleman is crazy, and it is very troublesome." Li Chen laughed, and together with the monkey Bajie, the three of them rushed out of Lao Jun's residence.
Soon after the three of them left, the sleeping Lao Jun slowly woke up, as soon as he opened his eyes, he was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that he was asleep Thinking like this, Lao Jun sat up, but he didn't know what time it was, and the treasure in it should also be baked, thinking of the treasure in the furnace, Lao Jun's heart suddenly became hot, and he didn't care about why he suddenly fell asleep, so he walked into the room.
A terrible scream resounded throughout the Heavenly Court.
Lao Jun looked at the alchemy room full of messes, as well as the empty gossip furnace inside the lid was opened, but he didn't expect that he was a lot older, and he was actually subjected to such a miserable thing after Sun Monkey ransacked his alchemy roomγ
Running out of Taishang Laojun, Li Chen and the others ran to Pan Tao Yuan to take a look, and the result was not as Li Chen expected, although everything in the heavenly court was restored very well, but Pan Tao Yuan is the spiritual root of heaven and earth after all, and it takes time to brew slowly, and now the Pan Tao Tree in Pan Tao Garden is all small saplings, not to mention peaches, not even a peach blossom, the three of them returned disappointed, and the next few places, Li Chen did not plan to go, he and the monkey and Bajie together, turned around and turned to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the Jade Emperor has returned to his previous luxurious life after a period of busyness at the beginning, in his opinion, although his Heavenly Court has just been rebuilt, but all the immortals have experienced a life and death grinding, they have worked harder, and they no longer secretly intrigue with each other, and even those immortals who used to press the underground discord are now all good like their own brothers, seeing this situation, who is the happiest, is not still the happiest Jade Emperor, the efficiency of the Heavenly Court is much higher, and his position as the Jade Emperor is more comfortable, and the most important thing is that the current Heavenly Court has just gone through a great tribulation, but the Jade Emperor's heart is the same as that of the mirror, and the current Heavenly Court is safer than ever before, because the Heavenly Court was rebuilt under the auspices of Li Chen, although he still respects and fears Li Chen's Jade Emperor, but he has to admit that Li Chen is now extremely good in the Three Realms* 's characters, especially a master of the god realm, has such a background, what is he afraid of the Jade Emperor, if the birdman invades like last time, Li Chen will naturally not sit back and watch the destruction of the heavenly court, so the Jade Emperor spends every day enjoying life.
However, although life is very beautiful, the Jade Emperor still has one more unpleasant thing, that is, on his head, the original sign of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall has been replaced after the reconstruction, and now which one is the sign of the public toilet written by Li Chen when he first came to Heavenly Court. When Li Chen appeared in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, he saw the Jade Emperor sitting crookedly on the cloud bed at a glance, while a group of fairies below were dancing, and the two rows of immortal officials were sitting on both sides admiring, with a trace of black lines emerging from their foreheads. Then, he saw the sign on the head of the Jade Emperor, smiled, and walked into the Lingxiao Treasure Hall with Shi Shiran, and said to the Jade Emperor: "This brand is still kept." β
As soon as the Jade Emperor saw Li Chen, his heart tightened, and he quickly stood up with a dry smile, walked down the cloud bed to greet him, and said with a smile: "This, Li You're here, why don't you let people inform you, let's go and greet you." Although the Jade Emperor's smile was dry, but it was very satisfying to Li Chen, Li Chen patted the shoulder of the Jade Emperor wearing a dragon robe, looked around, and said: "It's nothing, just to see how you are doing, the people from all walks of life are now safe and happy, which can be regarded as proving that the total of Heavenly Court has returned to normal, I think this way, although the popularity of Heavenly Court is not as strong as before, but it can be regarded as each immortal performing its own duties, there is no suspicion of passive sabotage, you, the Jade Emperor, are still very good." β
The Jade Emperor smiled dryly and nodded yes, but that smile was a little awkward no matter how you looked at it.
Li Chen glanced at the plaque of the huge public toilet again, and said with a smile: "What surprised me the most was this plaque, hehe." β
The Jade Emperor's face flushed, and then he said with a red face: "This is a gift you left us when you first came to Heavenly Court, how can we not be interested, our Heavenly Court immortals all think that this plaque is very connotative and of epochal significance, it is like an eye, firmly spurring us to work harder" Li Chen hurriedly interrupted the Jade Emperor's sycophant, he said: " Okay, okay, don't brag about these things with me, in this way, I will tell you directly, I came today to discuss some things with Heavenly Court, and you removed these irrelevant people. Li Chen pointed to the fairies next to him and said.