Chapter 271: One Man and One Dog in the Latrine
Of course, the first person to know is that in addition to Li Que and Xueyue, there is also a persistent man who sticks to the door in the middle of the night, Li Qingyun.
When the storm was released, of course Li Que had time to react, and he didn't receive it for a while, only Li Qingyun suffered inhuman injuries.
was first beaten half to death by a little law of destruction, then shocked by the law of silver thunder, and finally rolled up by pink true qi and sent to the air far away.
You fall into a yard all at once, and there is no sound again.
The Red Leaf City Lord naturally found out a long time ago, and flew with his twin brothers to see the excitement.
The people also trembled and felt this breath, and then they didn't know whether it was good or bad.
Half an hour later, all the black, white, pink and red dissipated between heaven and earth.
"City Lord, do you want to investigate, the city is already in ruins, do you want to find out the culprit and hang it up and beat it!"
A man in armor with a thief's eyebrows and rat-eyed eyes walked directly to the old man of the city lord.
The city lord almost choked to death, and directly raised his arm and slapped this person hard, and then said angrily.
"You are stupid! Do you know what kind of breath it was just now? Martial Emperor! Peerless Martial Emperor!!"
"You still hang up and fight, you go by yourself, we support you. ”
Hearing this, the armored man collapsed directly on his legs, foaming at the mouth, and it looked like he was going to be scared to death alive.
The old man of the city lord directly asked people to carry him away for treatment, and then looked at the center of the storm, that is, the restaurant where Li Que was.
The restaurant was also destroyed, but the quality was not bad, and it didn't collapse or anything.
"It's an eventful season, Emperor Wu is here, what else is impossible. ”
"Listen to it all! Don't say anything if you don't want to die, don't look for trouble!"
This was told to everyone in Red Leaf City, and the people also heard him say Emperor Wu just now, and they were all dumbfounded.
Martial Saint Martial God, there are not many of them, and the Martial Emperor is here, are we in a dream?
Li Que also calmed down for a while, and after all the power subsided, he slowly opened his eyes.
Cautiously looking ahead, he was a little embarrassed.
Xue Yue, of course he knew, looked at him and looked at him as a white beauty full of affection.
"Ahem, you... Me, me. ”
"You don't have to say anything, we are all providential. ”
"Alas, it's my first time, don't worry, I won't let you down, but I have always had the most important woman in my heart, this..."
"Love is better than affection, everything is providential, of course I don't care, just don't forget me. ”
In the end, what else could Li Que say, everyone was talking like this, looking at Xue Yue as if she had cried, he felt that he should have hurt her.
Then Xueyue told him about Snow Fish Beads, Destiny, Retrograde, and a series of things.
After Li Que knew it, he was also a little guilty, this woman was so giving, she definitely couldn't bear people, and Bai Xue wouldn't say anything if she wanted to.
hugged Xue Yue gently, and the two of them were completely relaxed and fell asleep directly.
The next day, directly at noon, the two of them got up slowly, and Li Que always thought about sending Xueyue something.
There is nothing good for the time being, only a fairy's all-round wig, and she is naturally very happy after giving it to Xue Yue.
After cleaning up, Li Que was really a little hungry and was ready to find a good restaurant to eat.
He didn't know what he had caused yesterday, but when he came out, he saw that it looked like a city that had been attacked by wild beasts, and he guessed that it was caused by himself.
But of course, this thing can't be said, so I found a restaurant that had been repaired, and the two of them started eating and drinking directly.
And somewhere beyond the billions of stars, or the huge room.
A woman who was captivating the country and the city stared blankly at the scene that emerged in the void in front of her.
"Time will divide all love and love, what you have persevered and has not successfully obtained after all your hard work, maybe another person who has not worked hard can easily get it. ”
"Don't believe that a man has two women at the same time, he will think about the previous one a little more, men always like the new and hate the old, and your weight in his heart is definitely not as good as this one. ”
Hearing the screeching sound in her ears, the woman didn't speak, but the pounding of her heartbeat showed that she was extremely nervous.
"No, there is nothing wrong with a man having three wives and four concubines, you dare to say that you have not had two women?"
"I really haven't had two women, no, I don't have one, don't say more, you still need to keep watching, you'll understand, when the time comes, I know you'll change." ”
A tear fell from the woman's eye, but she still didn't feel any different.
And somewhere in the courtyard in the southeast corner of Red Leaf City, an old man with a pot of chaff had just repaired his pigsty, and now he was starting to cook for his little ones.
How can one pot be enough, of course, there are countless pots behind, he has a total of eighteen pigs, each of which is fat and strong.
Is it to raise pigs, it must be to sell it at a good price, so that he can get a good daughter-in-law for his son in this era when a woman's status is on the upper side.
So he worked very diligently every day, feeding the leaves, water, dregs, and grain one by one.
Usually his pigs are very edible, but why are they all listless today, and none of the eighteen have eaten a mouthful of food.
It's strange, is it because he was frightened by the movement last night? This is not good, this is the hope of his son to marry his daughter-in-law.
Directly looked at them one by one, and out of listlessness, he also found a bad situation.
These eighteen little babies, why did each of them lose a lot of weight, who could stand it when it should have been five hundred pounds and two hundred and five.
One is drier than the other, one is more tired than the other, no, there must be something going on.
I searched around this small pigsty, and I didn't let go of every place, carefully observing whether there were any footprints.
As a result, there was nothing, and the old man had no choice, scratching his ears and cheeks.
"This thing is a bit evil, forget it, let's see if they eat it tomorrow. ”
The old man went away with doubts, and although he had checked all the places, he was still careless and negligent.
Thatched latrines, this is the place where people are most likely to neglect.
Eighteen pigs fell directly to the ground, and one by one they fell asleep in a daze.
At this time, the latrine suddenly let out an angry roar, which was full of unwillingness and grievance.
"Help!"
I finally shouted such a sentence, but no one responded, and then the voice disappeared again.
The eighteen pigs that the old man came to see him seven or eight times during the day, but none of them took a bite, and he became more and more bewildered.
At night he went back to sleep, and the pigsty was a pigsty, and the sleeping places were naturally separated.
The eighteen pigs stood up, and then ran together to their latrines, and then stood in front of the latrine for a while and then came back to their respective latrines.
Then one by one they were twitching, and their throats kept rolling.
When they returned, they looked at the food that the old man had prepared for them, with light but no love.
It looks like I want to eat it, but I don't dare to eat it, and that's probably what it looks like.
"Help!you goddamn bitch!!!!!!
In the middle of the night, another explosion came out, and the eighteen pigs kept squirming in their throats.
Li Que, he couldn't just stay in the room of the inn with Xueyue, naturally he wanted to go out for a walk, and at the same time, he really didn't believe that he was broken like this, how can he say this feeling.
"Xueyue, where is your master now?"
"I have two masters, one is the one who let me know my life experience when I was a child and gave me the mission of destiny, and now I don't know where the master is short-lived. ”
"The other is the current master who raised me, taught me cultivation, and gave me warmth, he is now the sect master of the Falling Snow Sect. ”
Li Que nodded, Xueyue who should know was all for him, and he said a lot to Xueyue, of course, not much, he didn't mention the system and Bai Xue, of course, no one can mention the system, Bai Xue is estimated to be a little bad in front of her.
"Husband, call me Yue'er in the future, by the way, can you tell me about your longing sister? ”
Holding Li Que's arm, Xueyue also wanted to know what the woman Li Que liked was like, and she had no other thoughts, she just wanted to know, and she would naturally meet in the future.
"Her name is Bai Xue, and her name is the same as yours, she has the word Xue, I feel that it will be perfect for the two of you to change your name. ”
"You are whiter than her, he is suitable for the name of Yue, she is sometimes smart, sometimes gentle, sometimes noble, sometimes passionate. ”
"Back then, she was the ninth princess of Qingzhou Chu..."
While walking, Li Que didn't know where he went, and both of them were engrossed.
I finished talking just now, some of the deeds of Li Que and Bai Xue, Xue Yue didn't envy it was fake, but she knew that the feelings were slowly cultivated.
The two of them were about to go back, wanting to fly into the sky to see the way, when suddenly an explosive sound reached their ears.
"Help!!!Someone!dog!Damn pig!Poor me!!"
The voice seems to be separated by a wall, Li Que has always been more righteous, how can such a thing be ignored, the two looked at it, nodded, and flew directly over the wall.
Seeing that this was a place to raise pigs, and eighteen pigs were now gathered together, Li Que guessed that the voice came from there.
walked directly over, pushed these pigs away one by one with true qi, and then a fresh fragrance mixed with a foul smell wafted into the nostrils.
The two of them looked at each other directly, and Li Que's pupils dilated directly, and he wanted to complain disgustingly.
These are two figures that Li Que is very familiar with, one big and one small, one person and one dog.
That's right, Tai Ritian and Li Qingyun, in such a pit full of mud, the two of them are doing indescribable things.
Of course, don't think crookedly, this indescribable is not that, it's not about the dignity of men, but the two of them are actually eating that black thing.
Tai Ritian took the initiative to eat, and he ate very fast, and Li Qingyun, who was trapped in this pit with only a head full of disgusting things, was grabbed by Tai Ritian and ate involuntarily.