The monologue of the 60-man Centaur Iron Egg
I spent a whole day dressing up myself, and I didn't even take a sip of saliva, just so that I could spend a romantic night with my beloved Cuihua at night, and it would be better if I could let Cuihua conceive her cub.
Think of Cuihua's tiger-backed figure, that thick arms, and those scars full of glory, oh, just think about it, and I can't move. In order to charm Cuihua, Tie Dan also combed a handsome shape by the way. Oh, how handsome!
The more Tie Dan thought about it, the more excited he became, and he was happy on the way to see Cuihua, but he was suddenly hit on the head by a big stone. Tie Dan's head hurts, he feels that his head is swollen with a big bag, and his handsome hairstyle is also messed up, Tie Dan squatted on the ground and hugged his head, and touched a big bag, it hurts! Can't cry, don't cry, but Tie Dan really wants to cry, and it took a day to pretend to be in vain.
"I'm sorry, are you okay?" Suddenly a voice came from the side, and Tie Dan turned his head to see a thin human ugly girl standing not far from him, looking at him. 'It's ugly, it's still your own emerald flowers. Tie Dan thought to himself, Tie Dan looked at the big stone at his feet, and then looked at the ugly girl, and instantly understood that it was this ugly monster who threw stones at himself.
Tie Dan was furious in an instant, he spent a whole day dressing up for the fusion of body and soul at night, he didn't eat a bite of meat, starved himself, but he was smashed by this ugly monster and his head was swollen with such a big bag, what face did he have to see Cuihua?'Damn, I'm going to kill you!' Tie Dan roared angrily, raised his big axe and slashed at the ugly monster, damn it, but she dodged it. He also let her escape on a red horse. 'Damn, I'm going to kill you. Iron Dan roared and chased after him.
Tie Dan has been chasing the ugly monster, but the more he chases, the more he has no strength, the more he chases, the more he has no strength, Tie Dan remembers that he hasn't eaten meat for a whole day, and he still has the strength to chase her, and when he wants to give up, he doesn't want the ugly monster to scold himself, saying that if he chases again, he will call her brothers and sisters to kill him.
Oh, I'll go, I'm grumpy, I'm going to kill you today. Iron Egg ran angrily, faster, and after a while, he caught up with the ugly monster and was about to kill her with an axe. Suddenly, a sword flew out from the side, with such heavy force, knocking the iron egg's axe away, and the iron egg himself fell to the ground because of the impact of the force and the lack of timely braking, and rolled on the ground several times.
Tie Dan felt a little pain in his head, damn it, his bag rubbed against the ground, it hurt so much, and his head was dizzy. Tie Dan shook his head and looked at the place where the sword flew from, only to see a man and a woman standing on the hillock coolly, the man is so ugly, and the woman is even uglier. Tie Dan just wanted to roar angrily, but the man suddenly stared at him, his eyes full of laughter and a hint of ~ disdain.
Tie Dan was furious, picked up the big axe on the ground, and was about to get up and chase him down, but, suddenly, a strong man's unique aura enveloped Tie Dan's whole body, Tie Dan's whole body shuddered, Tie Dan instantly looked at the man in horror, this strong man's breath, Tie Dan was very clear, thinking that he was not afraid of heaven and earth, in this one-acre and three-point land in the forest, he was the king, walking sideways, and doing whatever he wanted.
But accidentally provoked Cuihua, who was trained everywhere, and the battle of his life was easily defeated by Cuihua, and she was easily pressed to the ground and rubbed, if it weren't for Cuihua's sake, it is estimated that he would have finished playing, no, it is absolutely over. However, since then, he has also fallen in love with Cuihua, and he has been conquered by Cuihua. Oh, what a wonderful and painful memory! Tie Dan was both intoxicated and sadly recalled, Tie Dan was shrouded in the breath of a strong man, but thinking about this kind of thing, I have to say that my heart is really big.
It's a bit far, back to the point. Tie Dan stared at the man with a stern face, clenching the big axe in his hand, and Tie Dan silently said in his heart, "I am a proud warrior, and I will never run away." 'What a proud warrior!' Iron Egg had just taken a step, no, it should have been a hoof, but he turned and ran. It's faster than when chasing the little red horse. While running, I silently thought in my heart, 'I'm not running away, I'm a strategic retreat, well, that's right, a strategic retreat' and disappeared in an instant.
Zhao Fei looked at the centaurs who ran away in an instant with a confused expression, is this still the centaur he knows? In Zhao Fei's cognition, centaurs are equal to the flat-headed brothers in the earth, and if they don't accept it, they will do it, and they will look down on life and death, so Zhao Fei feels that centaurs will never run away. As a result, this centaur actually ran, and he ran so fast, looking at the centaur running away, Zhao Fei felt that his impression was refreshed.