The toilet in Lingshan has never been so lively, as the only toilet in Lingshan, there is an unprecedented long queue in front of the toilet in the center of Lingshan, countless birdmen are restless and holding their stomachs to line up to go to the toilet, and the more peculiar scene is that there are constantly birdmen flying in and out of the back of the toilet and pouring out buckets and buckets of stinking bird droppings.

There are countless birdmen who solve it on the spot on the ground next to them because they can't wait, and many more birdmen are pulled in the crotch of their pants halfway, and the roadside is full of bird droppings and birdmen who have no bird color on their faces next to the bird droppings, in short, it can be described as a mourning.

Ankra looked at the scene in front of him with a pale face, with his cultivation it was naturally not difficult to deal with this poison, and snorted coldly, Ankla didn't seem to be able to stand the disgusting smell here, and turned around and said: "Catch me the birdman who found the water source!" A birdman next to him flew back embarrassedly and said to Anklar: "Chief, that birdman's name is Eiffel, he is a four-winged angel, and when we went to find him just now, he was already dead there." As he spoke, he pointed to the dung bucket that had been carried away by a flock of birdmen.

"Nonsense! The great birdman actually fell for this laxative! You explain to me, what the hell is going on?" Ankra could no longer suppress the anger in his heart, and scolded his subordinates around him, panting for a while, Ankla thought about it, gritted his teeth and said: "It must be that rogue monkey again! You wait for me! I, Ankra will definitely break you into ten thousand pieces!!"

+一+本+Read+Novel xstxt "I think now is a great time for us to sneak attack!" In the conference room of the base, Daniel Zhang looked at the sand table of the terrain around Lingshan that was laid out in the center of the conference table and said.

"That's right! If you go to attack Ankla now, you will definitely be able to catch him off guard!" the Bull Demon King smiled evilly, pointed to Tai Bai Xing, who was still languishing after taking the antidote, and said, "If the birdmen are all the same as him, then we don't need to fight, just go over and take over the territory." Hey. ”

Tai Bai Xing snorted and wanted to say something, but when he saw Shui Lan's lovely eyes sitting next to Li Chen looking at him, Tai Bai Xing, who was suffering from Shui Lan phobia, decided that it was better to remain silent.

Li Chen, who had not spoken, shook his head and said, " Don't be so optimistic, because the range of use is too large, even if we pour a few sacks of medicine into it, but the effect is still weakened, I just calculated with Shui Lan, on average, each birdman who drinks water is only one-third of his amount at most, at most, the birdman who cultivates like Tai Bai Xing has lost his combat effectiveness, but the birdman is still higher than his cultivation, and those talents are really difficult to start, Ankra must be furious now, maybe he also guessed that we would sneak attack him, and he is strictly guarding the Spirit Mountain. ”

"Then what should I do? Do you want to let go of such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?" Daniel Zhang was stunned and asked.

Shaking his head mysteriously, Li Chen smiled and said, "What is the most obscene thing in guerrilla tactics?"

Daniel Zhang thought about it, suddenly laughed strangely, and said: "The enemy is tired and I will fight!"

That night, when the angry Ankla guarded Lingshan for a day, and the attack he expected did not appear, this birdman couldn't help but be suspicious, according to his speculation, the despicable monkey will attack the sneak attack on Lingshan today, for which he also specially prepared tens of thousands of high-level birdmen with combat power to prepare a counter-sneak attack, but now at a glance, except for the black soil all over the ground, not to mention the monkeys, there is not a single monkey hair or monster hair!

As the sky began to darken, Ankla thought twice and finally decided to withdraw his troops, but he still ordered the birds to stand guard in shifts, and the monkeys must not be given any chance.

Tossed the night before being hit by countless nuclear bombs, the next day by laxatives to the intestines are about to pull out of the bird's people crying bitterly, where do they still have the heart to stand guard, when the night is getting deeper, even the most determined birdman can't help but fall asleep When Ankra who barely fell asleep just dreamed that he unified the universe, the monkey screamed under his ravage, and suddenly broke out with a loud shout of killing, so that countless monsters surrounded the mountain from all directions, Ankra was a spirit, listened carefully, and actually heard the sound of cows, pigs, dogs, tigers, lions, and all kinds of monstersAnkora, who was frightened in his heart, hurriedly shouted: "Enemy attack! Hurry! Defend quickly!" while shouting, he rushed out of his dormitory and flew over Lingshan, but everything that caught his eyes made him dumbfounded.

Where are there any monsters, except for the entire frightened Lingshan for a while, the black soil in the distance is still a lifeless scorched black, but those monsters have not diminished at all.

But even so, the shouts of killing from all directions continued to come, seeing this strange scene, a string of cold sweat broke out on Ankla's back spine Li Chen, what are they doing now?

About 10,000 miles away from Lingshan, Li Chen held a megaphone in his hand and shouted to the hundreds of thousands of monsters in front of him: "Be louder, cheer up! According to the rules, whoever shouts the loudest, the most miserable, and the most heart-rending will be rewarded with 20 prostitutes and 16 pigs!" As soon as the voice in Li Chen's megaphone fell, the monsters who had taken the stimulant shouted even more vigorously holding the megaphone in their hands.

This work is not human ability, so the soldiers under Daniel Zhang are responsible for distributing special megaphones to the monsters, and each soldier who shuttles in the monster group has two big cotton flowers stuffed in his ears, and from time to time he replaces the loud loud monster shouting loudspeaker for a new one, and on the other side, the Bull Demon King They struggled to maintain a huge formation, the entire formation faced hundreds of thousands of monsters, the voices shouted by the monsters were gathered by the formation and spread in the direction of Lingshan, and even with the naked eye, you can see the ripples caused by the huge sound beam shaking the air, on the other side, Shui Lan sat on a small platform eating apples, the hair and beard behind him are gray, and Bai Jinxing licks his face and rubs his back and legs for Shui Lan, this scene is really weird enough.

Li Chen put down the megaphone, exhaled and sat down beside Shui Lan, and said, "How many decibels are there now?"

Shui Lan nibbled on the apple, blinked wide-eyed, and shook his head innocently.

Li Chen was surprised: "There will be times when the omnipotent water blue doesn't know?"

Shui Lan pursed her lips aggrievedly and said, "Brother, people's Shui Lan technology is used to study useful things, who would be so bored to study and test such a large decibel machine, but brother, you really want to know, I can make one for you first!" Li Chen shook his head and said, "Then forget it." ”

Jumping off the stage, Li Chen estimated that the time was almost up, picked up the megaphone, and said, "Okay! The first team is done! The second team is on! The monsters of the first team go over there to receive the pig reward!"

As soon as the words fell, those monsters put down the megaphone in their hands and ran happily to receive the award, and after the monsters who had been gearing up behind them went up to take over the position, the second round of heart-rending roars began At this time, the lazy monkey made a clone to help him work, and he himself turned to Li Chen's side with a fight, Li Chen glanced at the monkey and said, "Monkey, I suddenly remembered something." The monkey was stunned and looked at him suspiciously.

Li Chen pretended to say: "That day, when my wife and I were in the cave, I really wanted to come to three sneaky people."

The monkey's face turned red, and he said hesitantly: "Well, that's the case, it's strange, those people are so bold that they dare to run and peep into your cave!

Li Chen grinned and hooked the monkey's shoulders and said, "No, no, those three people have already been taught a lesson by me, but monkey, how do I think you are so similar"

The monkey suddenly jumped up and said, "Ahhh

After speaking, the monkey jumped back to his post, which was destined to be a night that could not sleep, Li Chen turned around with a strange smile, took out a small sign from the Qiankun ring, sighed at the sign, and threw it out with enough strength in the direction of Lingshan.

Ankla looked at the Lingshan in front of him angrily, and shouted with all his strength: "This is just a trick of the monkeys! The great angel will not be defeated by these tricks! You have to stand up again! I believe that I will bless you with you!" And at this time, a little light flashed from the sky in the distance, and a sign smashed at Ankora's head, Ankra turned around and waved his hand, and the sign flew into his hand, and when he picked it up, Anklar's lungs, which were already irritable, almost exploded, and it was still the same note, but the content changed: "Thank you Birdman for listening to the Demon Flurry Concert!"

"Monkey!!!" raised his hand and was about to smash the sign on the ground, but suddenly remembered the previous lesson, gritted his teeth, and with a blue face, Ankla destroyed the brand with a trace of divine power!