Name?!

Gu Tie hates names the most, more precisely, 'hate'. Hated in the past, still hated now. Faced with something I like, I always want to give her the best and most meaningful name, and then the trouble begins. He once had a puppy, which was originally named 'Qiuqiu', but when he thought it was too cheesy, he changed it to 'Beibei'. A cousin named 'Beibei' was born, so 'Beibei' became 'Tank'. But soon, he discovered a problem, the tank is homophonic with 'guest', and in many cities in the south, the guest refers to the daughter-in-law. He calls a dog 'Tank', which can be mistaken for a 'guest' by others, especially since Tank is a small male dog. So the tank soon became the 'Abrams M1A2', the main battle tank of the US army. But this Abrams M1A2 is too long and too awkward, even if the family will be able to accept it, the dog can't remember such a long name.

At that time, a sworn friend became the president of the student council, so he named the puppy 'Chairman'. His sworn friend didn't mind, but others didn't know that this chairman was the chairman of the student union of a certain middle school, and he always mistook it for Comrade Hu, the president of the country. After a few embarrassing explanations, Gu Tie turned 'chairman' into 'president' in a fit of rage. Because the passion for the name has been exhausted in the twists and turns, he has no more ideas and will continue to be "president". Since then, there has been such a spectacle somewhere, early in the morning, a teenager who joged in the morning ran with a German black back. When the wolfdog saw the in front of him, he scrambled up. Then, the boy roared 'President', and passers-by looked sideways......

Gu Tie no longer remembered this memory, but his irritability with the name still remained. Now, when he wanted to name a little girl who was four or five years old, he began to struggle again. It's true that she doesn't have discipline, but you can't really call her 'no discipline'. Gu Tie thought about it again and again, and felt that the name of 'Lulu' was very good, it sounded cute, but it was not suitable for red and white in temperament. Red and white look like a soft girl who looks pink and cute, but she is actually the demon king of Gundam Bones and Megatron's soul. It must have a domineering, strong, and mighty name. If Red and White were boys, Gu Tie felt that Hitler and Stalin would be good.......

Gu Tie's mind suddenly flashed with inspiration, and he asked Sandstorm and Robin, "How about calling her 'Führer'?"

The sandstorm expression becomes subtle. "In the homeland of the Pagoda people, the Führer is the supreme ruler, monopolizing military, political, judicial, and religious power, and even the emperor and the pope are a little worse. In the history that I know. Only one person became the 'Führer'. Since then, the Führer has been split into emperors and popes, and the little girl is named 'Führer', isn't that too much. ”

"But Red and White isn't just any little girl, is it? ”

The more Gu Tie thought about it, the more interesting it felt. He pressed his thumb on the input field of the name and said in a deep voice, "The name is 'Führer'." ”

The screen flashed several times in succession, and a dialog box popped up 'Naming successful, the Führer's awakening program is starting'. A lot of the images and text then pop up, all of them are red and white profiles. In the suitcase, the sleek little girl smashed her little mouth a few times, spit out her little tongue and licked her lips, and then slowly opened her little eyes. Staring blankly at the light of the fire on the campfire.

Gu Tie couldn't look at the information on his mobile phone. Hurriedly stroked the red and white little head and called in a low voice, the red and white looked at him blankly, and slowly squinted his little eyes, but the little head was gently rubbed against Gu Tie's palm, like a kitten enjoying the owner's stroke. The little tail, which still retained its fine red scales, moved slightly, and the tip of the tail shook slightly.

Gu Tie was stunned. While touching it, he muttered suspiciously: "My head of state is not so cute, is he?"

Black and white flew to Gu Tie's side and said with a smile: "Red and white." Roll in, Gu Tie will give you ten star diamonds. ”

Red and White immediately curled up on all fours and rolled in a circle in the box. Then, like a puppy looking for bones, he buried his little head in the box and sniffed, sniffing and circling as he went. Gu Tie looked inexplicable, but Hei Bai pursed his lips and smiled, took out a large disc from under the cloak and threw it at the box, Red and White immediately jumped up and pounced on the disc, sniffed and licked it, and rubbed it with his little face, and then raised the disc and presented it to Gu Tie, his little tail wagging heavily. This disc is the card reader she carries with her, which she uses to pit players anytime and anywhere. Tie put the phone on the card reader. The card swipe clicked, and ten star diamonds were swiped away.

Just when Gu Tie thought that Hongbai had woken up, Hongbai lay back in the box with the card reader and closed his little eyes again.

Gu Tie was dumbfounded, and asked dryly, "What's the situation?"

"She didn't wake up completely, now she needs to get some sleep. Black and white said.

"Then she was so skillful in her movements just now?" asked Gu Tie puzzled.

"For red and white, making money is a super instinct that sleepwalking can also do. Black and white said.

Gu Tie was inexplicably angry when he heard this, and slapped his red, white, white, tender and greasy little buttocks. After losing his scales, his red and white skin is particularly sensitive, and Gu Tie's big hands are very rough. The half-asleep red and white immediately stared at the round little eyes, and the little tail swished to receive the ass and the balls were tightly clamped. She finally woke up completely, jumped up and glared at Gu Tie fiercely.

"Player Gu Tie, you are attacking the administrator, you will be punished, a fine of 100 star diamonds. ”

Gu Tie sighed and said helplessly: "You are no longer the administrator Hongbai, but my demon pet, named 'Führer'." ”

"Nonsense. The little red and white eyes were round, and the white and tender little breasts were tall and tall.

"Hello, the Demon Pet Head of the player Gu Tie. Black and white said with a smile.

Red and white giggled when he saw black and white: "Well, isn't this a stupid black and white who specializes in sweeping the floor, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

Black and white also returned the favor with red and white, and took out a small camera from under the cloak and shot at the red and white, only to see the flash flashing in Titicaca. Hongbai finally felt that something was wrong, first touching his little face, then touching his little breasts, and then bursting out with a scream that almost pierced his eardrums. She picked up the electric baton that Gu Tie put in the box, and shouted with her little tiger teeth: "Black and white, I will kill you." ”

Hei Bai took a step back and said to Gu Tie: "Your demon pet attack on the administrator will also be counted as your head." ”

Gu Tie hurriedly hugged Hongbai in his arms, pressed her smooth and fragrant little body, and hurriedly said: "Hongbai, calm down, attacking the administrator will be fined 2 star diamonds." Red and white writhed uneasily in Gu Tie's arms, like a mad puppy. Black and white continued to slap at Gu Tie and Red and White: "This posture is good, the Demon Pet Head was violated by the warlock master." ”

Gu Tie was depressed when he heard this, frowned and asked, "Black and white, you are an attack player." ”

Hei Bai tilted his little head and thought about it, and said with a smile: "No, I didn't make public photos, so I didn't cause physical assault to you." That being said, she had stopped taking pictures and tucked the camera back under her cloak. Red and white did not have the stimulation of the flashing light, and also stopped restless, blocking Gu Tie's arm in front of him, poking out his little head and staring at black and white fiercely.

Hei Bai coughed lightly and said with a smile: "Hongbai, although you don't have discipline, but you don't have no brains, you should remember Terra's punishment for you." You are no longer an administrator, and you were sold to the player Gu Tie as a magic pet. Your name has been stripped away, and from now on, there will be no more administrators red and white, only the Demon Pet Head of the player Gu Tie, understand?"

The ferocious expression of the red and white bared teeth and glaring gradually disappeared, the little nose gradually wrinkled, the small mouth gradually grinned, and the little eyes were hazy with wet mist, looking like they were about to cry. The smug smile on Heibai's face also disappeared, and after a dry cough, he said with a straight face: "Hongbai, you have to have backbone, take responsibility for your mistakes, don't make us bully you." ”

The little red and white nose wrinkled even more, and tears were already rolling in the circles under the eyes. Hei Bai grabbed the brim of his hat and turned his hat, sighed with a small mouth, and said crisply: "Okay, you are also our sister, you are leaving the team now, just like a married daughter, you can't let your daughter marry with a bare little buttocks." I'll give you a set of equipment and a weapon, that's all I can do. ”

Black and white snapped his fingers, and the door opened again, sending out a stack of equipment and a slender short stick from inside. When Hongbai saw these equipment and short sticks, his sad expression was gone, and he threw himself out of Gu Tie's arms at an unbelievable speed, picked up the equipment and picked up the short sticks and rushed to the back of the vending machine. After a while, a bright and cute little girl jumped out from behind the vending machine with a short stick. A large white bow tied her long fiery red hair into a ponytail, and a white gold diamond ring on each of its two corners. The fiery red tight-fitting coat tightly wraps the petite body, the style of the clothes is similar to a suit, it looks particularly spiritual, and it is also embedded with a large number of white gold jewelry, buttons, chains, badges, all of which are white gold inlaid with diamonds. The slender little man also wore a thick white gold diamond belt around his waist. She wears a pair of red leather boots that wrap around her knees, and there are also many white gold plates on them.

Gu Tie looked at the red and white red and white, and then at the black and white, and asked dryly: "Are you administrators so extravagant? ”

Gu Tie saw that Hongbai's spirit recovered so quickly, and he was also relieved to say: "In this way, thank you Hongbai for teaching me an illiterate class." ”

Hei Bai saw that Hongbai was in such good spirits, so he frowned and asked, "Hongbai, you were obviously very sad just now." ”

"Hawkers, people don't pretend to be pitiful, how could a certain hot-blooded fool who preaches righteousness give people this red and white uniform for free, as well as this energy-gathering sword. Red and white grabbed the short stick and spun it around, and the thicker end silently popped out a beam of pure white energy. The beam of energy did not shoot out, but condensed into a wide and flat shape, about a meter long and about three pieces wide.

Hei Bai was suddenly embarrassed, and he sighed after being entangled for a while: "You are really undisciplined, Red and White." ”

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PS: The prototype of the Shaped Sword is the Sun Sword in the iPhone or iPad mobile game 'Infinity Blade', and of course, the prototype of the Sun Sword is the Jedi lightsaber.