018 Succubus magicians have a talent for fooling around
"Two pieces of news, one good news and one bad news. The queen bee was clear.
When Gu Tie heard this, he sighed depressedly: "Alas, let's talk about the bad news first." ”
"No, logically, the good news must be said first. The queen bee's tone was a little subtle.
"Really?" asked Gu Tie, puzzled.
"Yes, only by listening to the good news first, can the master know how bad the bad news is. The queen bee said.
"When you say that, how can I be in a good mood to listen to the good news. Well, what's the good news?" asked Gu Tie helplessly.
"During this time, the sisters often studied the astronomy and geography of the slaughter ruins, historical folklore, sea clan mythology, iron clan legends, and so on. As a matter of professional habit, I pay special attention to my knowledge in the field of mind control. Collect some interesting stories. The queen bee's tone gradually became calm and gentle, like the voice of a narrator in the animal world: "In ancient times, the Iron Clan had many gods, just like a large complex family. The god of fire is a rebellious deity, like a raging fire, always trying to burn down traditions. On one occasion, he tested his eloquence with Thorin, the god of forging, to see who was better at recruiting followers. The god of forging is the main god, not only with exquisite craftsmanship, but also with a majesty that people worship. In terms of strength and charm, the god of fire is not as good as the god of forging, so he has to use more intelligence. ”
Gu Tie was depressed when he heard this, and hurriedly said, "There is a war outside, and people are constantly dying, can you go straight to the point?"
"It's going to be on topic right away. The queen bee maintained a calm and gentle magnetic voice, and said slowly: "The god of fire, Buckleon, knew that he was not as tough as the god of forging, Thorin, so he asked his lover for help. His lover is Fein, the goddess of medicine of the three goddesses of life. is also a rebellious and active. A god who likes to have fun. The goddess of medicine and the god of fire join forces. Created the 'Addiction Helmet'. This is a tradition of the Iron Clan in ancient times, when the Iron Clan liked to drink wine with a helmet as a cup. ”
Gu Tie listened impatiently, and interjected: "The 'addiction helmet' is the addicted wine glass that keeps making drugs, isn't it?"
"The host was wise. The queen bee said respectfully.
"Give me a hurry, otherwise this matter is over, and I will go back and you so that you can't get out of bed for half a month. Gu Tie said angrily.
The queen bee was silent for a while, and said slowly: "This starts slowly from 50,000 years ago......
"Okay. I'll change the conditions and go back and don't you for half a month. Gu Tie said.
The queen bee immediately said simply: "Putting wine and blood into the addiction helmet can be transformed into a kind of medicinal wine, so that the iron man who takes it will be in a trance, and enter a sleepwalking state that seems to be asleep but not asleep, half asleep and half awake, just like the master has seen." The race between the god of fire and the god of forging takes place in a city where the faith is not strong, and in the days leading up to the race, the goddess of medicine and the god of fire secretly spread medicinal liquor to make all iron men sleepwalk. Speaking of which. The owner can also guess the outcome. The point is how to crack the addiction to medicinal wine. ”
"Say it quickly. Gu Tie asked.
"I recommend the simplest and most straightforward solution. Kill the user of the Addicted Helmet and destroy the Addicted Helmet. The queen bee said.
"Is there any damage to the victims of the Iron Shield Fort?" asked Gu Tie.
"Those who are mentally weak, such as children and adults who are not strong-willed, may have symptoms such as mental breakdown, visual and auditory hallucinations, and schizophrenia. The queen bee kindly comforted and said, "Master, don't worry, if you are on Earth, 80% of the mentally ill may appear." But in the slaughter ruins, everyone is screaming and furious, and only about 10% of the population is mentally ill. ”
"There are more than a million people in Iron Shield Fort, and 10% is 100,000 people, another way. Gu Tie said angrily.
"Alas, the master is too gentle, well, the gentle approach is so. The queen bee said helplessly: "Chase away the user who is addicted to the helmet, and if she is unwilling to go, bundle it up and take it away, and let her leave the Iron Shield Fortress far away." Then, we can mix some psychiatric medications, let each patient take them, and recruit a group of neurologists and psychologists to ....... ”
"Give me a way that is neither rough nor gentle. Gu Tie said angrily.
"Let me think that the master has to try to subdue the owner who is addicted to the helmet and force her to voluntarily dispel the delusion. I don't know exactly how to get rid of it, but it's definitely safer and more ...... than a rough solution Troublesome. The queen bee's tone was a little subtle: "According to Iron Clan mythology, the creator and first user of the Addiction Helmet was the goddess of medicine. There are also quite a few myths that suggest that the Iron Woman is better at using the Addiction Helmet, so the owner is likely to be a 'she'. If so, the master has many ways to subdue her. But myths are not necessarily reliable, so the master should be mentally prepared to subdue a male iron man. ”
Gu Tie was silent for a while, and asked viciously: "How can you make such a decent thing?"
"Hey, did anyone say anything?" said the queen innocently.
"Okay, how do I find the Addiction Helmet?" asked Gu Tie helplessly.
"The Iron Clan likes to drink heavily and drag racing, and both men and women drink alcohol, young and old. The helmet-obsessed owner must have infiltrated one of the largest sales distilleries and poured the medicinal liquor into a best-selling liquor that everyone loved to drink, so as to poison the iron men in the city. She may have left, but it's impossible not to leave a trail. The queen bee said confidently: "When the master goes to the winery, he should be able to find the addiction helmet and 'her'." ”
Gu Tie sighed and asked again, "Is there anything else?"
"The good news is out of the way, it's time for the bad news. The queen bee said.
"What? I've heard three bad news in a row? Maybe more than three. Gu Tie asked in shock.
"Master, the news that can be determined is good news, and the news that cannot be determined is bad news. The queen said solemnly, in such a serious tone for the first time: "We have three solutions, whether they are rough and gentle, or not rough and gentle. Either way, we're going to go to the distillery and we're all going to look for the addiction helmet. The enemy must know better than we do, and if I were the mastermind of the conspiracy, I would definitely set up an ambush around the Helmet of Addiction and completely kill the strong enemy who pursued the Helmet of Addiction. ”
Gu Tie said very calmly: "Got it, is there anything else?"
"Master, you knew that the enemy was in ambush, and you rushed in?" asked the queen bee solemnly.
"The enemy wants Gu Tie, but what if the seeker who rushes into the trap isn't it?" Gu Tie asked rhetorically.
The queen bee was silent for a moment. smiled and said, "Worthy of our host." We await the triumph of our master in the White City. ”
Ancient Iron suspended telepathy. Sighing under his breath, "Alas, Terra. ”
"Well, meow?" the elf spun around and shouted sweetly.
"I'm going to a vending machine to pick up something from a travel storage box. Gu Tie said.
"Are you going through the secret passage without you knowing?" the guide elf asked with a grin.
"Yes, there will be a lot of tips. Gu Tie said with a smile.
"Follow me. The guide elf happily floated out of the toilet.
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[Summary: A long, long time ago, a Tairuo warrior named 'Dark Crow' accidentally met Gu Tie. He calls himself 'The Viscount' and keeps his real gear in a travel storage box. He had just died. All the contents of the box were sold by Terra to Ancient Iron, and the Ancient Iron Boss was cheated out of a sum of money. These equipment are all produced by Tairuo, which is simple and easy to use, similar to Earth equipment. Gu Tie has fought with the Viscount, and has also learned the unique skills of the Viscount's True Legend, so he only needs to slightly modify the Viscount's legacy ....... 】
In the dim and stinking sewers, a black shadow floated forward quickly, making no sound or leaving any trace. Fierce fighting was taking place on the ground, with gunfire and explosions blaring one after another. It makes the sewers tremble and the cement blocks fall off. Suddenly. A manhole cover was blown away, and a beam of fire passed through the well, illuminating the sewer. The darkness subsided for a moment, and the silhouette of the shadow was faintly revealed, and it turned out to be a warrior in a tight-fitting combat suit, carrying a long box and a short sword at his waist. He is covered in a hazy black, but his mask is painted with a white skull grimace, and the buckle of his tactical belt is also a white skull grimace.
This skeletal grimace black-clothed warrior is none other than Gu Tie, who inherits the Viscount's legacy.
Gu Tie hurriedly sped up his speed and quickly passed through this bright waterway to reach the dark area further ahead. Darkness fell again, and the battle suit became blurred, turning into a hazy black shadow. Gu Tie secretly breathed a sigh of relief, slowed down slightly, and sighed in his heart: "This is the top stealth equipment of the Tairo clan......?
The invisibly following guide elf sensed Gu Tie's opinion, and whispered, "Anyway, it's better than earth technology." ”
"That's true, there is no invisibility cloak on Earth yet. Gu Tie said helplessly: "How far is it?"
"Turn left in front and there is a special row of drains, which is the sewer of the marble distillery. The guide elf said softly: "The Marble Distillery is the largest winery in the Iron Shield Castle, specializing in the production of various fruit wines and sweet wines. Iron Clan prohibits the drinking of high alcohol during working hours, but does not prohibit low alcohol below 20 degrees. For Iron Man, low-alcohol liquor is just a drink, similar to the earth's milk, cola, and herbal tea. The Iron Clan generally gets up early to drink sweet wine, drinks milk wine at noon, drinks honey wine at night, and drinks spirits at night. After eating supper, they were basically drunk, and then they formed a team on the street to drag the car, the car crashed into pieces, and people slept in the car until dawn. ”
"Fuck, you're bragging, aren't you?" Gu Tie was taken aback.
"Really, this is the tradition of the Iron Clan, and young people before they start a family like this tune. Said the guide elf.
Gu Tie shook his head helplessly, admiring and sighing at the same time, sure enough, the poor mountains and bad waters came out of the people, and there were some crazy people who didn't know whether to live or die in the bird and ruins. It's really not easy to grow up in the ruins of slaughter. After a while, he came to a Y-shaped fork, turned left and continued for a while, until he reached a wide cistern with a strange row of large outlets in front of it. As soon as Gu Tie saw these water outlets, he was completely dumbfounded, and asked in disbelief: "What the hell is this?"
"As I said, these are some special drains. Said the guide elf.
"But didn't you say that the drain is as special as the human sphincter?" said Gu Tie.
The ends of these outlets are closed, and the closure is not a fence, but a folded rubber membrane that resembles a human ...... Asshole. Just as Gu Tie was shocked, a drain suddenly expanded, and a large lump of yellow-brown viscous object crackled out. The guide elf grinned, "It's as special as the sphincter, because the winery's winemaking system is a biomimetic project that mimics the digestive system of animals." The stomach pouch is responsible for fermenting the raw materials and koji, the small intestine is responsible for absorbing the liquor, and the remaining lees go to the large intestine for further processing. At last. The treated lees are peristalsis through the rectum. Discharge to the outside. ”
Gu Tie was silent for a moment. Looking at an armored door next to the 'manure tank': "What's that?"
"The proctologist's door. Said the guide elf.
Gu Tie understood, pulled out the short knife and flicked his wrist. The short knife spun and thrust out, plunging into the rubber membrane of a drain opening, cutting a long tear. He used his psionic hand to remotely control the short knife, cut out a large cross-shaped cleft, and then retracted the knife and inserted it back into the sheath. The vent was completely relaxed, so it didn't take long for the armored door to open, and the two proctologists (repairmen) walked out with blank eyes. I turned on a flashlight to look at the damaged excrement port, and I didn't notice the black shadow that was close at hand.
The ancient iron cat walked into the door with his waist against the wall, moving quickly and silently. The guide elf followed behind Gu Tie and said in a small voice: "About twenty meters ahead, there is the underground warehouse of the distillery, which stores the barreled wine that has just been produced, and there may be some guards patrolling. If the guards continue to work like the repairman, they may attack you as an intruder. You have to figure out how to do it. ”
Gu Tie silently walked a few steps and whispered, "Is there a personnel file for the distillery?"
"I asked Jetton for authorization. The guide elf paused and continued, "With authorization, Jeton is willing to give you the highest authority. You can use any of the Shield's supplies and intelligence. If the premise is the interests of the majority, you can also sacrifice the few. It's a homicidal permit. You can exclude any citizens who threaten you without any penalty. Now, all you have to do is find a computer terminal and access the winery's console to get all the information about the winery. ”
"Hell, where is the computer terminal?" asked Gu Tie.
"The warehouse has a computer to manage the logistics, which should be connected to the main engine of the winery. Said the guide elf.
The tunnel is very simple, walk straight for a while to the warehouse that Terra said. Gu Tie touched the door of the warehouse, glanced inside, and couldn't help but shout 'Like'. The warehouse is state-of-the-art, with rows of beam cranes at the top, barrels neatly placed on shelves, rails crisscrossing the shelves, and small minecart-like trains. Some cranes are grabbing kegs and putting them into the train's body. The train travels to the other end of the warehouse and asks other cranes to pick up the kegs and place them on empty shelves.
The control room was right next to the gate, and there were three engineers working inside, all with blank eyes and no idea what they were doing. There were also a number of guards inside the warehouse, all in teams of two, carrying blast shields and electric batons, walking between the shelves. Their eyes are very dull, their gaze is very regular, they basically look at the shelves, and they don't care much about the control room at the gate.
Gu Tie looked at it for a while and asked in a low voice, "What are these guards guarding against?"
"The thief who steals wine, the iron man is good at wine, and stealing wine is very frequent. The guide elf whispered.
Gu Tie waited for a while, and when all the guards were not facing the control room, he walked to the door of the control room against the wall, opened the door and walked in directly. The engineers were all sluggishly keeping their heads down and not looking back to see who had come in. Gu Tie walked behind an engineer who was operating a computer and took out a tissue to cover his mouth and nose. The tissue is a disposable hallucinogen, similar to the earth's tampons and condoms, which are expensive and effective, and the engineer stiffened slightly for a moment, and then leaned into his chair unconsciously.
Gu Tie moved him away from the chair, then walked to the computer and gestured to the computer.
"Tap the red X button in the upper right corner first, then tap the blue button in the lower left corner......"
The guide elf explained in a whisper, the sound was the same as the buzzing of mosquitoes, only Gu Tie could hear it. Gu Tie quickly manipulated the computer, and soon entered the main engine of the distillery, and obtained a list of all employees of the distillery. - Venom once told Gu Tie: 'The premise of wounding an enemy is to hit the enemy, you can't shoot the enemy, let alone shoot the enemy.' Then for a spy to poison a wide area, he must first touch all the alcohol. It is impossible to touch the alcohol, let alone poison the alcohol. Who in a winery has access to all the drinks? There are certainly not many people. Another important point is that spies at the distillery are generally newcomers and are unlikely to be old employees.
Who would plant a long-term spy in a distillery? Only important military and political departments would have long-term hidden spies.
Gu Tie searched for a while, and soon found a candidate, and he was the only one who met the criteria. This is a female iron man, a newly recruited quality inspector who is responsible for inspecting all the newly produced liqueurs, and has only been in the distillery for five days. Female iron men are better at manipulating addiction helmets, and the work of quality inspectors can be exposed to alcohol in a large area, and the time of joining the distillery is also in line. Gu Tie immediately investigated all the information of the new quality inspector, name, ethnicity, age, place of birth, and then found a surprise - she was at work.
"Hey, who are you?" asked an engineer stupidly when he finally found Gu Tie.
"I'm an inspector to see if you're doing your work seriously. Gu Tie said casually.
"But...... Your uniform...... It's weird......" the engineer asked, dumbfounded.
"It's the new uniform. Gu Tie said.
"Oh. The engineer was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Is Damon sleeping?"
"Damon?" Gu Tie glanced at the fascinated engineer, "yes, I'm going to deduct his salary." ”
"If Damon is asleep, who will be in charge of the new line?" the engineer asked.
"Come on. Gu Tie quickly closed the program he had just opened, and then walked out of the control room. The engineer was stunned for a moment, then walked over to the computer and banged on it. After a while, the engineer patted his head, walked out of the control room, looked left and right, and said stiffly, "No, your uniform is not right, you are not an inspector, a guard, a guard, there are wine thieves." ”
"Catch the wine thief. "The guards shouted and ran around the warehouse with flashlights, searching every drooping corner.
In the corridor outside the warehouse, Gu Tie probe glanced at the messy warehouse, shook his head helplessly, and strode towards the safety stairs. In the staircase, there is also a white-bearded uncle who carefully sweeps the stairs, wearing a peaked cap and canvas overalls. Gu Tie slapped him unconscious, took off his work clothes and put them on his body. The Iron Man is wide and has a large garment that can be draped over the outside of the combat suit and cover the weapon completely. Gu Tie put on his coat, put on his cap again, pressed the brim of his hat, and then continued to move forward.
The quality inspection department was on the second floor, and Gu Tie walked directly to the second floor, and then looked everywhere with his head down. Everyone is sluggish and serious about their work, so the only one with a flexible expression is extra obvious. It didn't take long for Gu Tie to see her. In front of a windowsill at the end of a hallway, she was closing the window and drawing the curtains, apparently hastily trying to isolate the gunfire and fire from outside. When someone passed by, she would take the initiative to turn her head to greet her, with a stiff smile that didn't smile, and there were drops of sweat on her forehead.
Gu Tie walked directly towards her, his steps were fast and very quiet. When she turned around and saw Gu Tie, the distance was less than ten meters. She cowered in fright, and slammed back against the window in a panic, making a whooshing noise. Gu Tie jumped up quickly, turned over and stood upside down on the ceiling, kicked his legs lightly, and instantly fell to her side, reaching out to choke her neck. She was so frightened that her face turned yellow, her whole body was as hard as wood, her knees kept shaking, and she said hoarsely, "Don't ...... Don't kill me. ”
Everyone in the corridor looked here, at the shivering female quality inspector, at the cleaner in the skull mask.
Gu Tie pulled her into the women's toilet next to her, and said calmly, "Personal hygiene inspection." ”
Everyone was stunned and continued to work in a daze.
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PS: Much better, restore the update volume tomorrow (to be continued......)