Chapter 306: It's a Man
Tao Ping and Tao Tan are the head snakes of Hibiscus Province, the descendants of the Tao family of cultivating immortals, one is a wood and gold double spirit root, and the other is a wood and earth double spirit root.
Nine years ago, the two of them had just entered the realm of foundation building, and they missed the last Peach Blossom Land secret realm. This year, both 34-year-olds have risen to the fifth floor of the foundation. The strength is not bad among the crowd, otherwise you won't be able to get the qualification to enter the secret realm this time.
"Shui Daoyou said, our first Wen Daoyou, curious about this immortal cooking smoke, has been here for a day, and our brothers will also come to join in the fun, to see what kind of magical thing, let Wen Daoyou be so interested. ”
Wenyun: "......" Shui Zonglun, how many people did she tell about watching the fire here?
Li Chidui curled the corners of his lips: "He has said everything he has seen." ”
"Ah, it's a man, it's so nice to laugh at. ”
Before a few people could react, they saw a cloud of light and flew towards Li Chidu, but Li Chidui blocked it with his hand.
The light dissipated, revealing a small dot that had been grabbed by Li Chidui with a pair of wings.
"It's a man, a legendary man. Xiao Budian's face was a little red, his big eyes were shining, he struggled and twisted a few times, pulled the little dress that was a little wrinkled because his wings were caught, folded his hands on his chest, and saluted, "Hello, man, my name is Xiao Budian, please take care of me." ”
Three men behind him: "...... "What's going on?" What are they?
Li Chiwan frowned and looked at Wen Yun, who shrugged his shoulders and looked confused, "Don't ask me, I'm just a little bit older than you know." ”
"Xiao Budian, no, I'm also a man, why haven't I seen you so enthusiastic about me?We have 1234 men here, why are you staring at Twilight alone?" Song Chang bent over right to eye level with Xiao Budian, and stretched out his finger to point at himself.
This little little dot is too enthusiastic about Twilight, and he also took the initiative to give him a hug. The point is, what's this little face blushing? Twilight's charm is so great that even the elves have sunk?
"You're not a man, you're not the three. ”
Li Chidui had already let go of Xiao Budian, and Xiao Budian hugged his thumb with his backhand and refused to let go, and he couldn't shake it off.
Li Chidui was helpless, spread out his palm, and let Xiao Budian sit in the palm of his hand.
From time to time, Xiao Budian reached out and touched Li Chidu's palm, a small one, with a gentle force, as if tickling the palm with a feather.
Li Chidui frowned, looked at Wen Yun's delicate face that was smiling happily, endured it, and did not throw the little one out.
It's good to be happy.
"No, why aren't we men anymore? Xiao Bu, you can tell me, do you need me to show you the evidence?" Song Chang laughed angrily, the first time he was suspected of gender, the other party turned out to be a little elf.
"Meng Meng said, good-looking talents are called women and men, luck is women, and Twilight is men. Xiao Budian looked at Tao Ping Taotan, "People as ugly as the two of them are called frogs and dinosaurs." ”
Tao Frog Ping, and Tao Dinosaur Tan felt the deep malice from the elves, and they critted 100,000 damage.
They just look a little ordinary, and compared to ordinary people, they are also good-looking, how can they become frog dinosaur level in the eyes of elves?
"Hahaha. Song Changyou laughed, and after a while, he pointed to himself and said, "What about me, I'm also good-looking, why can't I be considered a man?"
"You're not ugly or good-looking. ”
Yes, the aesthetic standards of the elves are quite high, and Xiaoyun'er and Twilight can only get into the eye.
Little Black Bean found a soulmate, "She understands me!
Wen Lan: "!!" Boss, I only like the little brother alone!
Song Changyou teased Xiao Bu and said, "Then what is the name of a person like me who is not good-looking or ugly?"
Xiao Budian struggled for a long time, and his two delicate eyebrows were about to be twisted into knots, before he finally clapped his hands and said: "I remember, you are like this, it should be that Meng Meng is not talking about men or women, dinosaurs or frogs, that is the legendary shemale." ”
Song Changyou's smile condensed at the corner of his mouth.
3 He wants to eat elves live online, and no one should stop him.
How do elves eat to make them more delicious?
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death. "The Tao brothers are balanced, and frog dinosaurs are always stronger than shemales.
Song Chang's right eyes drifted over, and the two of them instantly closed their voices,
Pulling the collar, Song Chang propped his right hand on the table, leaned his body, looked at Xiao Budian with blazing eyes, the corners of his mouth were raised, and his smile was uninhibited. is already a handsome face, adding a bit of evil beauty.
Xiao Budian was stunned for a while.
"Am I good-looking?" the voice was deliberately lowered, with a tingling itch that scratched the heart and scratched the liver.
Xiao Budian nodded unconsciously, and the smile on the right corner of Song Chang's mouth deepened, exuding the charm of nowhere to place.
"Am I a man?"
Xiao Budian hesitated for a while, looked at Song Changyou's handsome face getting closer and closer, his little face turned red, and he nodded again.
Everyone: Beasts, beasts, even such a little elf will not be spared.
"Now you're good-looking, and you're a man. ”
Xiao Budian lowered his head shyly, and suddenly took the initiative to lean over, pinched Song Chang's right face, and pulled it clockwise.
Song Changyou was stunned, this familiar flirting technique, where did Xiao Budian learn it.
I thought it was an innocent little girl, but it turned out to be a veteran little hooligan.
Wenyun: "Little one, who did you learn all this from?"
Could it be that the monks who were put in? In the future, let the alliance choose people, and add moral character. A good elf, all taken away.
"It's Mengmeng, Mengmeng is amazing, she can do anything. Meng Meng said, good-looking people, you have to treat them so well. ”
Everyone: "......" is amazing!
A few people laughed with the elf for a while, and after knowing that the firewood in this room was controlled by Xiao Budian, it was not an illusion, so they lost interest.
I don't know if it's natural, or because I was taught by Mengmeng, the attributes of the little Yan Dog are exposed, for the questions of Wenyun and Li Chidui, it is a question that must be answered, Song Changyou's will answer selectively, and for the questions of the Tao brothers, it is directly ignored.
The Tao brothers were so angry that they were helpless.
Tuoshui Zonglun's big mouth was blessed, and more and more people were informed, and finally more than a dozen people were concentrated in this small room.
Other people with poor looks received the same cold reception as Xiao Budian, and the Tao brothers were comfortable.