Chapter 21 I don't know the Spring Palace
The development of the detoxification pill is in a hurry, after all, Xiao Gujun doesn't know anything about alchemy, and he needs to observe carefully in the Dan room, investigate quietly, study slowly, and then test more to figure out the medicinal materials and specific refining methods required for the detoxification pill. And if the series of activities of observation, investigation, research, and experimentation want to be carried out in the Dan room full of disciples, he must have a higher martial arts. After all, the disciples in the Danfang are all obtained from the true inheritance of the second uncle, although the detoxification pill is a very low-level and cheap elixir, and the disciples at the martial level can refine it, but if you want to get the refining method from these disciples, you have to be more cautious than stealing the Qi Condensation Method from the disciples in the inner room. Because the disciples who entered the house are different from the disciples in the inner room, they have the teachings of the master and are more united.
Therefore, Xiao Gujun planned to steal out the Fifth Layer Qi Condensation Method first, to see what his strength was after reaching the Fifth Level of Qi Condensation, and then study how to steal the refining method of the Detoxification Pill.
On this night, the moon was bright and the stars were thin, the wind was light and the clouds were light, Gu Jun was dressed in night clothes, hiding under the wall of a courtyard wall, waiting for the opportunity to start.
The apostolic chamber of the Inner Chamber did not have any special rules for what kind of people lived in what kind of room. However, people are divided into groups, things are clustered by like, and the inner room area is gradually formed according to the hierarchy of apostles' martial arts, and there are few mixed among them. The martial arts dwellings of the first to third levels are on the south side, close to the dwellings of the disciples of the outer chambers, the martial arts dwellings of the fourth to sixth levels are on the east side, close to the residences of the lower people of the royal palace, and the martial arts dwellings of the seventh to ninth levels are on the west side, close to the dwellings of the royal ladies.
Gu Junping said that he rarely dealt with the disciples of the inner room, so he didn't know who had the fifth condensation qi formula, so he could only steal it by luck at night, once not twice, twice not three times, and three times not four times, until the fourth watch day passed, if he hadn't stolen it, he could only give up and come again. Because after the fourth watch, first, some people may smell the chicken and dance, and second, even if it is stolen, it is difficult to transcribe it and send it back.
With the previous experience of stealing the first four Qi Condensing Methods, Gu Jun was used to stealing from door to door, so that it was convenient for him to remember which one had been stolen, so as not to come to the same household again to steal and waste his precious time.
Gu Jun started stealing from a corner of the living room on the east side. So he crouched in the dark corner of the courtyard wall and observed the movement of this corner area at night.
After dodging a few drunken inner room disciples who returned late, the living room in this corner gradually quieted down, except for the sound of snoring and snoring, which made Gu Jun feel deeply safe to hear.
So he got into action.
Every time he enters a room, he listens closely to the room for snoring. Only the room with loud snoring, he sneaks in, if there is no snoring, he changes to another room to steal, not wanting to provoke the light person, so as to increase the safety factor of stealing.
First choose the first room on the side, make sure that the people in the room are asleep, Xiao Gujun used a thin branch to break the window paper, and then slowly pushed the window bolt, the window seemed to be blown open by the wind, and he leaned into the room.
After entering, I felt that there was not much hope. Because the walls of this room are empty, there is nothing on the table except a kettle, and at first glance, he is as poor as himself, so he can only drink water and eat steamed buns. According to past experience, most of the disciples of this inner room are to buy a copy of the Qi Condensation Mantra with others to cultivate, and they should belong to the kind of people who have good popularity and too little money, Xiao Gujun shook his head helplessly, but he still rummaged around with hope, and quickly left without finding anything, and began to explore the room next to him.
In the second room lived a drunken man, snoring like thunder, and before he could enter the room, he could hear the rumbling snoring. Xiao Gu Jun's favorite thing to steal is the drunkard's room, imagine how could a disciple who can afford to buy wine have no money to buy the Qi Condensing Method? Not to mention that the disciple who can live in this eastern area is at the lowest level of the Fourth Qi Condensation Method, he will not continue to cultivate the Fifth Level, right? That must be the Fifth Qi Condensing Method.
happily went to steal books and went out dejected. This drunken man has a room full of wine jars and jugs and scattered silver, but he hasn't seen a book, he really doesn't know how to make progress!
"Curse your ancestors for eighteen generations to be drunk and illiterate! I am happy in vain! What a fucking bad luck!"
With foaming stars on his mouth, Xiao Gujun came to the third room.
There was no one in the third room, and the door was also hidden, Xiao Gujun looked left and right, waited for a while, and estimated that the owner might be out of the house, so he simply swaggered in.
This room is exquisitely furnished, tidy and tidy, and there are four lifelike [***] character pictures hanging on the wall. Xiao Gujun is very accustomed to looking at this [***] character picture, because the pictures in the Qi Condensation Method are all [***], and the generation and circulation of air flow in the human body are also marked on it. It's just that the pictures in the Qi Condensing Method are not as exquisite as those on this wall, and the pictures on the wall are obviously not talking about condensing qi, but about hand-to-hand fighting and scuffling. This couldn't help but make Gu Jun have a strong interest, and he stopped in front of the picture to watch it carefully......
"Old, Han, push, rook? The name of the move is so strange! One person stands upright and grabs the other person's two legs, and the other person supports the ground with both hands, and he is a fart~ The old Gao who pouts? What is the meaning of attack and defense?"
"Old, tree, plate, root? This can also be called a move? What's the use of wrapping your legs around the other party? Isn't this a big empty door behind it? Not good! Not good!"
"Jade, female, sitting, tower? This trick is still a little interesting! However, the person above here has to be a big fat man, otherwise he can't sit down to death the person below! I'm too thin now, I could have learned this trick if I had put it aside a year ago, but now I can't!"
"Bamboo, forest, blow, flute?!This trick is too vicious, isn't it?!" Xiao Gujun subconsciously covered his little jj when he saw the fourth picture, his face was shocked and nervous, and muttered, "If I get bitten hard, I'm afraid I'm going to lie down in pain, and I won't be able to get up again......"
Xiao Gujun looked at it with relish, nodded for a while, shook his head for a while, either doubtful or surprised, and forgot the purpose of his coming here for a while.
"Yo! Where did this little ghost come from, I came here in the middle of the night to see the Spring Palace~ picture? Still looking at it with my face covered, I'm sorry? Come, let me see who you are?"
The voice of the young man who suddenly came from behind made Xiao Gujun's heart startled! His brain exploded, and he exclaimed, "Spring Palace~Figure?!"
Poor little guy looked at the picture so distractedly, he didn't even notice the crisis behind him, and he was shocked that the martial arts move he was watching turned out to be the Spring Palace~ picture?!
Xiao Gujun was studying words and poems before he was four years old, and naturally understood the meaning of the word Spring Palace, and couldn't help but flush, and he didn't dare to look at the four pictures on the wall anymore, and secretly scolded himself for being stupid, how could he see the two people on the picture as men?!
"How about it?I drew the Spring Palace by hand~ The picture is not bad, right?If you like it, I'll give you one?"
The man behind Gu Jun spoke very kindly and softly, with a bit of indescribable yin and yang weirdness, and he didn't seem to treat Gu Jun as a thief, but just as a little pervert with a colored heart and no lust.
"Thank you! No need! Farewell!" Gu Jun turned around and left, scolding in his heart: "Nima's four pictures are so ugly and embarrassed to give them away? The young master didn't even see the men and women, and he was still studying martial arts moves here, what a shame!"
"Slow!" The man's voice suddenly became cold, as if he was very annoyed that Gu Jun did not accept his kindness, "Since you are not here to steal the ink treasure of my Spring Palace small painting Saint Du Ziteng, you are here to steal something?
"Spring Palace Little Painting Saint has a stomachache?!" Gu Jun stumbled under his feet, almost knocked his head on the threshold, but fortunately, he reacted quickly, turned around in mid-air, took a step under his feet, and stood firmly! Such a swift skill made the man impressed, and he was secretly vigilant.
"What? You don't know my name?You're not from the Cloud Body Sect?" the man suddenly became nervous, his tone full of vigilance, "Tell me, where did you come from? How did you come to the inner chamber of the Cloud Body Sect?"
At this moment, Gu Jun was bitter in his heart, on the one hand, he was not sure what the level of this person's martial arts was, on the other hand, he was not stable now, he was really afraid that this Spring Palace Little Painting Saint would have a stomachache and invite friends to besiege him at this time.
"Although I am not a member of the Yunti Sect, I came here to ask for paintings, but I just ......" Xiao Gujun began to think of a way to get out.
"Just what?" the man didn't let his guard down, but he loved to hear sycophants.
"It's just that the four paintings on this wall really disappoint me!"
"Oh, why did you disappoint you?"
"Although this picture is very exquisite, why are the characters in this painting not divided into men and women? It is too hard to imagine! It is even more difficult for people to be immersed in the scene! Not good! Not good! I am running for nothing this time! Farewell!" Xiao Gujun spoke in a thick voice, speaking like an adult, only hoping that the other party would treat him as a dwarf, not a child, so that it would be easy to get out.
"Wait!" The man snorted coldly, but he was squeamish and unconvinced, "You ignorant mountain dwarf, how dare you comment on my Spring Palace's small painting saint's Mo Bao?
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"You're embarrassed to say that the characters in my paintings don't distinguish between men and women! I think you don't know the true meaning of the Spring Palace!"
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"Hmph! A dwarf is a dwarf! Women don't look down on you, and men don't look down on you! That's why you came to my boudoir in the middle of the night to steal someone's ink!"
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"It's good that people go to the toilet quickly, and they came back in time! Or let you, a filthy person, steal my ink treasure and go back to comfort your three-inch trinkets, it really stains my art!"
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"I'm a dwarf! I shouldn't have come to steal a painting! Can I go now?"
Without waiting for the other party to answer, Xiao Gujun rushed out of the room like an arrow from the string. He couldn't listen to this foul language anymore, and he didn't want to have another half intersection with a gay man, he couldn't wait to find a place with water to wash his eyes, ears, hands, and feet, but every inch of skin that had been contaminated in this place should be cleaned!
He is also a person with a habit of cleanliness, and it is unbearable for a dwarf-like man to set foot in his place! Originally, I thought that the person who came to his room to steal the painting was a child, and he could ravage it in the middle of the night and taste the freshness! But who would have thought that this short man was actually a dwarf! How could he get around him?
"If you dirty my place, you still want to slip away? Are you a vegetarian when I am a little painting saint in the Spring Palace? Let me catch you, I have to castrate you! Where to run!";