Chapter 14: Finally at the foot of the mountain
Chapter 14 finally arrives at the foot of the mountain
"Of course, I'm betting on whether I'll pass your test tomorrow. Liang Xi's eyes rolled and he thought about it.
I only know that there is such a test, and now I just need to knock on the side to find out what the test is, so I can prepare early.
So he pretended to be casual and asked, "Are you so confident that such a handsome and dashing person as me can't pass?"
Listening to her boasting, the little junior sister couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Our Tianlingmen is not more beautiful than the beautiful gate, and whoever is born well will be accepted as an apprentice." ”
"Oh yes, it would be bad if I wasn't good at it, I seem to be familiar with food, clothing, housing, transportation, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. Liang Xi touched his chin and looked serious thinking, "Even if it is the name of the dish, I think it is more familiar with my eyes closed than the second junior of the restaurant." ”
Hearing his nonsense, the little junior sister gave him a blank look, and said contemptuously: "How can we Tianlingmen test those useless things, we are divided into two tests, one is to test people's physique, not suitable for cultivation, and the other is to test intelligence and morality, idiots and uneducated don't." ”
Received! Liang Xi secretly snapped his fingers, knowing that he would have a lot of confidence in the specific test.
It's been a long time since I've been out by myself, and my senior sister is worried that if I don't go back, I will worry my fellow disciples and masters, so she said: "I said that with your shamelessness, even if you are lucky enough to pass the first level, it is impossible to pass the second level." ”
"Good. Liang Xi clapped his palms, "I said that I would definitely pass and become a disciple of your Heavenly Spirit Sect." ”
"What's the stake?" Seeing his confident appearance, the senior sister felt very uncomfortable.
"If I lose, I will strip naked and climb around the foot of your Tianling Mountain three times, and learn how to bark, and then take the initiative to exit your Tianling Gate. Liang Xi looked at her senior sister's eyes and said.
Swept away by his knife-like eyes, even after many years of practice, the senior sister still felt insulted on her back, and took a breath before saying, "Then what if I lose?"
"What if you lose. Liang Xi smiled, her eyes wandering over her bulging chest wrapped in white clothes.
Senior Sister suddenly had a bad premonition in her heart.
"If you lose, I won't embarrass you. After a look at the two saintess peaks in his heart, Liang Xi smiled and said, "Let me touch your chest ten times, and then call me three good brothers in front of everyone, but your breasts are so small, I may not be willing to touch them at that time, this one can be replaced with touching your ass or thighs." ”
Liang Xi didn't really want to touch it, but saw that this senior sister had been standing tall with a straight face, and wanted to tease her.
"You are shameless!" The senior sister suddenly had the heart to kill him, the hand holding the sword couldn't help shaking, her face turned from red to blue, she took the little junior sister's hand and silently recited the sword technique, and after the blink of an eye, the two of them were already more than three feet above the ground.
She was afraid that if she moved slowly, she might not be able to resist chopping this person's head with a sword.
Liang Xi still looked at them with a slurp: "Do you bet or not? If you don't bet, it's still too late to admit defeat now, we will still be in the same door in the future, so why don't I let you." ”
Senior Sister only felt that the blood in her chest was surging, and a mouthful of silver teeth was about to be crushed: "You shameless person!"
She didn't say anything about betting, Liang Xi took her as if she agreed, smiled and waved her hand: "Then I'll see you tomorrow, by the way, you're quite beautiful, but you're not beautiful yet." ”
"Is there a difference between being pretty and being beautiful?" Hearing his words, the little junior sister couldn't help but ask in confusion.
Seeing that although the senior sister didn't speak, her eyes glanced at her intentionally or unintentionally, Liang Xi smiled coquettishly: "When your senior sister calls me a good brother, I will naturally tell her the difference between the two words of this sister when the time comes." ”
The senior sister finally couldn't help it, and after snorting at her, she hurriedly galloped away, as if Liang Xi was some kind of filth, and she would be blind at a glance.
"I didn't care about it just now, this chick is in pretty good shape, and although the one next to her is a little smaller, she still has something to look at when she grows up. Liang Xi put his hand on the pergola and squinted at the two people who were far away.
The two sisters galloped out of the forest, and the little sister hurried a few steps to catch up with the senior sister, and asked curiously: "Senior sister, you are different today from the past." ”
Senior Sister has returned to her original cold appearance at this moment, and there is not too much expression on her face, but the tone of her voice does not hide her disgust for the wild man just now: "Such a shameless person, if you really let him go up the mountain, it will really be hell." ”
"But senior sister, I dare to swear, except for a few uncles, I have never seen you say so much to a man. The little junior sister grinned, "Shameless person, I think he's quite interesting." ”
"Really?" Senior Sister lost her mind for a while, thinking of what that person had said, she couldn't help but grit her silver teeth again, "It's so shameless, shameless and skinless, I almost broke my pure heart cultivation today." ”
"Oops, I made a mistake, I forgot to ask the girl's name just now. When he couldn't see the two of them, Liang Xi suddenly remembered this matter, and slapped his head with regret, "There are so many people on Tianling Mountain, where will Lao Tzu find her when the time comes, forget it, it's cheaper for this chick." ”
After a moment of annoyance, he recovered, and carefully considered the information he had just received from the pair of senior sisters.
I'm going to walk to the bottom of the mountain at noon tomorrow, and I guess I won't be able to sleep tonight. Liang Xi shook his head and smiled bitterly.
He was about to start walking, remembering that the little fox had disappeared just now, and he didn't know where to play, so he screamed tentatively, and the bushes next to him made a chaotic sound, and a fluffy little white ball jumped into Liang Xi's arms.
It turned out that the little fox had just not gone far, and was staying in the bushes.
Touching the little fox's head, Liang Xi glared at it: "If you hadn't met those two women just now." ”
The little fox licked the soles of his feet and pretended not to hear him.
"If I hadn't relied on you to earn money in the future, I would have taken you—" Liang Xi frightened it twice, and when he saw that the little fox was completely ignoring himself, he was bored for a while, put it on his shoulders and went into the forest to hurry.
From day to night to dawn, Liang Xi never stopped, following the instructions of the senior sister to turn around when he saw the pine tree, and finally saw the legendary Tianling Mountain when he was close to noon the next day.
Looking up, most of the majestic mountains are hidden in the clouds, and the white clouds and smoke go around the mountains like a ring, and the background is the clear blue sky, which makes people feel clear at a glance, and there is no trace of distraction
However, Liang Xi didn't have time to enjoy the scenery at the moment, the woman said that the deadline for the registration of the apprentice was noon, and she must not be late when she walked out of the forest
Lunch was settled by a few fruits brought back by the little fox.
The little fox also seemed to know that Liang Xi was in a hurry, except for eating, he stayed obediently on Liang Xi's shoulder the rest of the time, and he didn't know what he was thinking about when his dark little eyes were dripping.
Soon after I walked, I saw people who were also hurrying one after another.
Unlike Liang Xi's tattered body, most of the people who were in a hurry were in carriages or on horseback, and there were very few on foot.
Those carriages are all extremely luxurious, the tall horses know at a glance that they are all divine horses, and the people who drive the carriages are dressed better than Liang Xi, and not everyone can afford that kind of high-quality silk.
Most of the way seems like this, Liang Xi is inevitably a little ashamed of himself, but fortunately, he is very thick-skinned, and he doesn't feel anything.
"Hey, uncle, please wait a minute. Liang Xi saw that he couldn't walk to the foot of the mountain, so he stopped a tall horse that was about to pass by, and hugged his fist at the person above, "Seeing that you are so young and well-maintained, you look less than sixty years old." ”
Immediately, the man pulled the reins and snorted heavily: "The old man is fifty and two this year, and it is true that he is not sixty yet." ”
Liang Xi was greatly embarrassed, and laughed twice: "Uncle, how long does it take to get from here to the registration point at the foot of the mountain?"
Looking Liang Xi up and down a few times, this man smiled contemptuously, pointed to the horse under his crotch and said: "Riding my Dawan horse, which travels thousands of miles a day and eight hundred nights, it is estimated that it will take another hour, if you go, tsk, I'm afraid it won't be until the evening, and then the test of accepting apprentices will be over, I advise you to hurry up in four years." ”
Liang Xi didn't seem to hear his words, and said to himself: "Then I really have to be faster, forget it, just let go of the speed and run, anyway, no one will see if you copy the path, and strive for the time of the two pillars of incense." ”
Immediately, the man saw Liang Xi take a deep breath, and was about to laugh at his ignorance, when he suddenly saw a flower in front of him, and the dust and sand in front of him rolled over like a sand storm, and the strong wind blew so that he couldn't even stand six or seven hundred pounds of people and horses, and fell to the ground fiercely.
Finally waiting for the wind and dust to pass, he struggled to get up and spit out the mud and sand in his mouth, only to see a yellow smoke in the distance like a dragon chasing prey flying away, the formation seemed to have thousands of horses, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes just now, he couldn't believe that it was just the mud and sand kicked up by the feet of an ordinary person when he ran.
"Tianling Mountain is really outstanding, and it is not an ordinary person everywhere. The man's eyes widened as the yellow dragon faded into the distance.