Chapter 1 Brother, let's go and get married
"I'm alive again!"
Wu Ye struggled to raise his eyelids, and found himself lying on a simple and neat bed, with neither the shadow of the Nine Shadows and Yellow Springs in front of him, nor the angry roar of the ghosts of the ten directions.
Inhaling deeply, he didn't choke on the fishy and rotten water of the Lechuan River, but he smelled a faint sandalwood incense, mixed with a wisp of seductive virgin fragrance, just like ink dripping into the water, slowly rippling in Wu Ye's chest, making him feel great, and his limbs were crispy.
The corners of his mouth hooked a wicked arc, and Wu Ye showed Bai Sensen's teeth and smiled wildly.
"A hundred years! A full hundred years have passed since I was hacked to death by a knife and fell into the netherworld!"
"The other dead ghosts have all drunk Meng Po soup, eaten the forgetful grass, put them into the six realms, and reincarnated - but I just refused!"
"I'd rather be beaten into the eighteenth layer of hell, peeling the skin and cramping, tearing the bones and sucking the marrow, tormenting all night, endlessly, just to get a chance!"
"Thirty years ago, the opportunity came! Hades selected ghost soldiers among hundreds of millions of resentful souls, and I tried my best to mix with the lowest-level bull-headed ghost pawns!"
"Since then, I have been lurking my minions, flattering up and down, being cautious in handling errands, being careful about being ghosts, and not daring to make the slightest mistake, and finally let the Ten Halls of Hades, Bull Ghosts, Snake Gods, all relax their vigilance against me!"
"Finally, I escaped!"
"Emperor Huangquan, the king of the Ten Palaces! No matter how many powerful powers you have, you will inevitably eat my 'tiger scorpion' Wu Ye's footwashing water! It's a pity that I can't see your seven orifice smoke with my own eyes, that appearance must be extremely exciting!"
"But I don't know, what world I escaped to? Look at the antique here, it must not be the earth, but it doesn't matter, I can escape from even the eighteenth layer of hell, one day, I will return to the earth!"
When Wu Ye was a bull-headed ghost pawn in the Netherworld, he heard the head of the team say that the vast universe, the infinite world, and the earth are just a piece of gravel.
"Even if it's not the earth, what? I don't travel thousands of miles to come, I must be burdened with great luck, maybe I will be divorced in a while, as soon as I go out, there will be ten or eight old grandfathers rushing to take me as an apprentice, and even jumping off the cliff can pick up the peerless martial arts of the ancient gods and demons!"
"One day, I, the Tiger Scorpion Wuye, will definitely be able to reach the top of this world, shatter the void, reverse time, and return to the earth!"
"But first of all, hehe, I haven't tasted being a human being in a hundred years, so naturally I have to enjoy it!"
Wu Ye's soul and body gradually merged, and he immediately felt a plump female body that was convex and backward, soft and fragrant like jade, delicate and delicate, octopus like lying on his broad chest, two hard grains constantly trembling in his lower abdomen, and the lilac tongue was naughtily spinning around his chest like a goldfish, arousing a circle of goosebumps.
After a hundred years, the Buddha has fire, Wu Ye was suddenly dizzy, and the blood all over his body was condensed, standing tall and upright, hard as iron!
"Obedient dragon land! Could it be that my tiger and scorpion are really coming to work, or Ji Tailai, is about to embark on the golden strip that you have traveled through all the places that your predecessors have walked?"
"Then should I go straight to Huanglong and go straight to Huanglong?" or should I be polite to her first and talk about some life ideals?" Wu Ye muttered.
Feeling Wu Ye's abnormal movement, the plump woman raised her head slightly, the tips of her hair were wet with fragrant sweat, and she stuck to her blushing cheeks indiscriminately, and in her low-hanging beautiful eyes, a touch of charming eye waves rippled, smiled lightly, lowered her head again, and gently flicked on the bump on Wu Ye's left chest, which made Wu Ye tremble, and almost didn't surrender the gun on the spot!
The woman was satisfied, hooked Wu Ye's neck and squirmed, her lips opened lightly, and she let out a lazy moan like a cat's waist, and whispered in Wu Ye's ear:
"Brother, do you know that since the day my father brought you back to the Wang family and adopted you as a righteous son, Ling'er has been in love with you. ”
"You are so strong, so manly, and a rare cultivation wizard in a hundred years, in just seven years, you have practiced your skills to the fifth level of the day after tomorrow, who is your opponent among the young generation of our Zhongyang Town?"
"Ling'er knows that my brother also likes me, a few days ago Ling'er was bathing in the wild spring in the back mountain, and my brother hid behind the big rock next to him, right? Ling'er sensed my brother's gaze, and I don't know how happy I was, all of them were soaking wet......
Ling'er gasped a few times, and collapsed on Wu Ye's body softly and bonelessly, but there was a trace of coldness in her eyes, and she said resentfully: "It's a pity that my father made a baby with the Xiao family sixteen years ago, and he wants to marry me to Xiao Han!"
"The Xiao family is one of the three major families in Zhongyang Town, Xiao Han is an outstanding genius among the juniors of the Xiao family, although I am dissatisfied with this marriage, but I have nothing to do, I thought that I had to cut off this love thread and give this body to Xiao Han, but I will always leave a heart by my brother's side. ”
"Who would have thought that Xiao Han suddenly went mad three years ago, his skills were greatly reduced, and he retreated thousands of miles, from an outstanding cultivation genius to a waste!"
"Brother, you also know that Ling'er has a different identity now, and has become a member of the Liuyun Sword Sect, how can he be entangled with a waste like Xiao Han? In the future, the affairs of the clan are all decided by the father, he is reluctant to lose face, but he is willing to let his daughter suffer for life! Now that it is okay, the father was injured in the martial arts competition, went to the other courtyard to recuperate, and entrusted his brother to be the acting patriarch, and the elder brother is in charge of the affairs of the clan!"
Ling'er kissed Wu Ye on the cheek again, and saw that Wu Ye's eyes were hard, so he struck while the iron was hot, took out a ** overflowing document from his belly pocket, and handed it over:
"This is a divorce document, brother, you sign your name here, and it will take effect. ”
"Ming'er, let's go to Xiao's house together, humiliate Xiao Han well, and then ...... Divorce!"
"Divorce?"
Wu Ye was dumbfounded, his burning body was like falling into an ice cave, and his brazen spirit turned into a dead fish in an instant.
Chewing the meaning of the girl's words, her face became more and more ugly, and she muttered in her heart: "No, no, I am a traverser, I should be a waste wood, others came to withdraw my marriage, which stimulated my infinite fighting spirit, and then I burned and looted with the help of my grandfather, and did all kinds of evil...... No, it's to punish the evil and hoe and annihilate, to do chivalrous righteousness, and to dominate the world!"
"How did it be, my concubine is going to withdraw from someone else's marriage?"
His eyes were wrong, his tendons twitched, and Wu Ye thought of a crucial question: "Ling'er...... That Xiao Han, is he wearing a strange ring?"
Ling'er nodded obediently: "Yes, Xiao Han has a black and ugly ring, when we teased him last year, didn't he still want to take off the ring and throw it away, he desperately refused, saying that it was his mother's relic, but you kicked off his three big teeth, brother, did you forget?"
"Sure enough, there is a ring!"
"It's black and ugly!"
"If there is a powerful old man living here, Lao Tzu will write his surname upside down!"
Wuye has no owner, his mind is in a mess, and he can't help but think: "It's over, it seems that Xiao Han is the true son of this world! Just wait for this little scratcher to withdraw from the marriage, Xiao Han's fighting spirit is stimulated, and as soon as the old man in the ring appears, he will be immediately reborn, crushed all the way, collected everything, and killed all directions! And the one I took away seems to be ...... It's the first miscellaneous soldier to be crushed by him!"
With a "bang", Wu Ye's mind seemed to be shattered by a mottled glass, and scattered memory fragments, mixed with boundless stinging pain, poured into the sea of knowledge!
He "remembered"!
His body, named "Wang Biao", is the Wang family of Pangu Continent, Wuwei Kingdom, West Qinzhou, Pingliang City, Heishui County, Zhongyang Town, one of the three major families!
This Wang Da Shao is a sores on the top of his head, pus on the soles of his feet, deaf and dumb, kicking the widow's door, digging up the grave of every household, and doing all kinds of evil - the best bully!