Chapter 334: A Drunken Woman Sleeping Next to a Pervert
"This is the human realm, not the fairy realm and the god realm, so the moon is naturally much smaller. Li Chen saw that Xiao Xi was a little drunk, so he began to worry, and spoke with a little caution, fortunately, he had the foresight to bring this female tyrannosaurus to this kind of no-man's place to drink, if it was in the downtown area, he really didn't know what to do, after all, this female tyrannosaurus was drunk and crazy, and no one was allowed to do anything about her.
She can eat people, and Li Chen will never take this sentence as a joke.
"Oh, yes, I forgot this is the world. Xiao Xi chuckled and turned around and looked at Li Chen. As he spoke, he suddenly walked up, Li Chen shook his head a little dizzy, he did not use Yuan Force to disperse the alcohol on his body, but maintained this slightly fluttering feeling, and asked: "What are you going to do?" At this time, Xiao Xi had already walked in front of Li Chen, and did not answer after listening to Li Chen's words, but lowered his head and looked at Li Chen carefully, and the faces of the two were just a finger's distance from each other, looking at each other.
At such a distance, Xiao Xi's face was even more otherworldly and beautiful, Li Chen swallowed a mouthful of saliva, secretly thinking that this female tyrannosaurus should not underestimate the normal desires that she has as a normal man! And Xiao Xi didn't seem to realize this matter at all, stared at Li Chen, suddenly smiled, and sprayed Li Chen's face with a strong smell of wine, which was mixed with the faint fragrance of his daughter's family, and said: "Do you know that from the beginning, I wanted to kill you to relieve my anger!"
Li Chen believed that this was definitely Xiao Xi's true words, although he was a little unpleasant to spit out the truth after drinking, Li Chen smiled, found a phoenix claw from the wreckage on the table, and said, "I don't think it's killing me, but breaking my body into thousands of pieces before relieving my anger, right?" Li Chen's words made Xiao Xi chuckle, Xiao Xi stood up, turned around and lay on the railing, hiccuped, looked at the outside scenery in a daze, and said, "You're right!"
Li Chen was wondering whether to start using Xiao Xi's words, when suddenly, Xiao Xi screamed as if he had found something new, Xiao Xi jumped up and pointed to the front of the pavilion, in the dark mountain, and said, "What is it! After Xiao Xi finished speaking, Li Chen suddenly rushed out of the pavilion and flew towards the dark mountain before he had time to stop it, Li Chen had no choice but to get up and chase Xiao Xi, his goal today has not been achieved, how can he be willing to let Xiao Xi run away like this, the most important thing is that if this drunken female tyrannosaurus flies to the downtown area, it will be over, in case of incarnation into Jackie Chan, not to mention what kind of uproar it brings, it is estimated that those who can see her with their own eyes will not want to go back alive.
Xiao Xi staggered in front, Li Chen followed behind Xiao Xi, Li Chen shouted, "What are you doing?" Xiao Xi said without looking back: "Oh, don't follow me, you're annoying!" After speaking, he suddenly rushed upwards and jumped into the clouds, Li Chen sighed helplessly, and doubted more and more whether his strategy of getting drunk Xiaoxi was correct, and when Li Chen flew to the clouds, he saw that Xiaoxi had stopped flying, but stood in a daze and looked at the Xiangshan Mountains at his feet, Li Chen walked to Xiaoxi's side, looked down and saw countless fireflies gathering in a ravine, next to a stream, these fireflies were flying happily beside the grass and trees, and with the gurgling stream, it was indeed a beautiful scenery。
However, Li Chen is a man after all, and he has some resistance to this kind of beautiful picture, so he turned his head to look at Xiao Xi who was stunned, and said, "What's the matter, look stupid? Didn't you just say that there is no comparison between the world and the fairy world in terms of scenery?"
Although Xiao Xi's mind is not very clear, she still replied in a very orderly manner: "What do you know, although the fairy world is beautiful, but it lacks this kind of lifeless vitality, although there are many species in the fairy world, but each species is accumulating killing opportunities for their own survival, the fairy world, including the god world, is a place full of killing machines from top to bottom, anything can happen in order to compete and survive, but here it is different, there is less murder, more vitality." Xiao Xi said, slowly flying down the clouds, standing in the small valley, standing in the middle of those fireflies.
The fireflies seemed to like this uninvited guest very much, and they flew to Xiao Xi's side curiously, at the beginning, one or two bold fireflies touched Xiao Xi's body, and after finding that there was no danger, many fireflies gathered over, flying up and down around Xiao Xi, Xiao Xi happily swirled on the grass, and those fireflies seemed to like being with Xiao Xi, flying up and down, and the flickering light supported Xiao Xi like a goddess.
During the whole process, Li Chen always looked at it with a smile with both hands on his chest, fortunately, although this female tyrannosaurus rex would go crazy drunk, as long as it was properly controlled, it was not like Shui Lan, at least Li Chen didn't have to worry about the scene of Xiaoxi turning into Jackie Chan and then eating when he saw people would be staged.
After a long time, Xiao Xi seemed to be tired, slowly stopped his body, and lay on the grass with his buttocks, and those fireflies slowly flew away, so the originally lively small valley suddenly quieted down, but the sound of the gurgling water that would never change continued, Li Chen stepped forward, sat next to Xiao Xi, and said, "I can't see it yet, in fact, your female tyrannosaurus is sometimes cute." After Li Chen finished speaking, he waited for Xiao Xi's answer, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't hear Xiao Xi's reaction, and turned his head suspiciously, but saw that Xiao Xi didn't know when his little head had tilted and fell asleep, Li Chen's forehead jumped, and said viciously: "Really rest assured, don't you know that Lao Tzu is a normal man? Even if you are a big celebrity next to the princess of the Western Dragon Clan, and your cultivation is unfathomable, but at this time, if I want to give you to XXOO silently, you can't help it. ”
The more Li Chen spoke, the more excited he became, and he seemed to be starting to understand* This woman, hehe, smiled, rolled his eyes, he naturally knew that if he moved this woman, I am afraid not to mention herself, that is, the entire Western Dragon Clan will fight with him endlessly, but now it seems that the relationship between him and the Western Dragon Clan is not much better, but now it is placed in the dark, and it is polite on the surface, if he moves her, then everything will be placed on the bright side Even so, Li Chen, who is on the brain, also feels that his defense line is about to collapse, what about the Western Dragon Clan, Lao Tzu has no intention of letting go of their princess, swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Li Chen slowly stretched out his hand。
In the dark, a woman lay quietly on the grass, breathing smoothly and falling asleep, and sitting next to the woman, a man's groping pig hand took advantage of the night to slowly stretch out to the woman's chest, I am afraid that as long as it is a person, it will understand what this man wants to do, but when this man's claws are about to succeed, everything stops again.
Li Chen's claws were suspended in the air, at this time he was scolding himself for being a beast, although he was a little shameless, a little mean, and a little romantic, but Lao Tzu was not obscene! Li Chen blinked, looking at Xiao Xi's sleeping pretty face, he was really speechless for this woman who seemed to have no brains, if it were any other man, he would probably have rushed up, who else in this society is such a gentleman as himself?
Li Chen withdrew his hand indignantly, lay down beside Xiao Xi in his clothes, looked at Xiao Xi's face beside him, smiled, quietly reached out and wrapped his hand around Xiao Xi's body, and muttered: "Even if you can't really occupy it, it's not illegal to take advantage of it!"