Although I haven't been in the tavern for a few months, my job is not so easy, but it is not so easy to be unfamiliar. www.biquge.info Kevin is indeed a rookie, but an "old" bard. At this moment, Kevin seemed to go back to the past, his words were baptized as always, and his views were as unique as ever, sometimes like a storm, instantly overwhelming the other party with momentum, and sometimes laughing, making the opponent ashamed of himself.

It's just that in a moment, the other party is running out of words, the other party is retreating, the other party is at a loss, and the other party is afraid.

The other party did not understand why a soldier suddenly came in and sprayed himself? Could it be that a new decree had recently been introduced, or that his words had touched someone's interests?

Speaking of which, the people who talk about "The Legend of Rex" in the tavern are basically mixed with the troubadours at the bottom of the bard, how can they not be frightened at this time. It's almost a rush to escape, and it's in a hurry.

Kevin looked at his back coldly: "It's unbearable!"

Even though it was quiet inside, the drunkards present were also surprised. After drinking for so many years, I have never seen this scene. It is common to spray people, and it is also common for officers to come in and take people to chase people, but this is the first time that the two have been combined.

The bartender walked over respectfully: "Sir, do you want to sit here?"

Kevin was silent for a moment: "I'm not here to drink. ”

"And who are?" the bartender was surprised, wondering if it was the sheriff who had come to check on the order?

"I'll ...... I mean, I can take the place of the bard. Kevin tried his best to remain calm, and he didn't think too much about it when he left the camp, and he was wearing a military uniform, which was a little embarrassing at this time.

"Sir, won't you?" the bartender looked incredulous, "Do you still need to tell a joke here for a month's worth of money?"

"Hobbies. That's all Kevin could say.

"It's ......," the bartender hesitated.

"Give it a try, I've done this before. Kevin suggested.

The bartender no longer objected, and the rest of the tavern felt fresh, and sat down, ready to listen and have some fun. Kevin thought about it, it is really inappropriate to speak directly about pornography in his military uniform, you must know that the army also has discipline, and the image of a soldier outside is also very important. Kevin was being targeted at this time, but he didn't want to be caught.

Come to think of it, let's talk about the very obvious flaws and loopholes in general routine novels. Kevin read a lot, although he didn't prepare in advance, but he also had a lot of resentment in his heart, so he vented some casually. It started with "The Legend of Rex".

"The Legend of Rex" is a very classic invincible flow novel, in fact, there have been hundreds of people who have complained about him. When it fights, there will be a few ordinary people on the side almost at any time.,The people know everything.,And the battle process is slow.,Slow enough for the people on the side to report the name of the move.,And always for some inexplicable reasons to involve a lot of families.,And then one by one the brainless challenge to the protagonist who is not afraid of death, etc.,These are all slots.。

But then again, real battles and fictional battles are necessarily different. Real battles are sometimes boring, and if fiction is the same, no one will read it. To do this, the novel can use the nature of the text narrative to slow down time and magnify the details. A few thousand words can be written in just one move, in just a few millimeters, to exacerbate the conflict, to escalate the conflict, and to create a tense atmosphere.

But actually, if it's really in the blink of an eye, what kind of tension can there be? Even if there are real people on the side, they may not be able to react, and even if they do, they will have at most one facial expression, plus an interjection such as: "Ahh

But I have to say that in terms of excitement, the former must be much more exciting. But everything must always be grasped in a certain degree, and if it is excessive, and it is like this again and again, it really has the feeling of reducing the intelligence of others.

Kevin pulls out a fight in Rex at random, and removes the names of the protagonist's moves and the names of the enemies. Then ask everyone which battle is this the protagonist in? Everyone was collectively at a loss, and discussed for a long time, and the result was different.

When Kevin announced the answer, many people felt incredible. And they all said that they wanted to go to a nearby library to check it, Kevin was confident in his heart, of course, he was not afraid.

On this night, Kevin earned 20 copper coins. The military budget is far behind, and if all 20 copper coins are given to the beggar, the beggar will be grateful to Dade.

But in any case, the solution to the problem is still in the city. During the day the next day, Kevin was still wandering around the city, hoping to find some opportunities and get some information.

I learned a lot from this inquiry. Since the follow-up events of Kevin in the country of Leibozier last time, after Kevin returned to the barracks, the news has been blocked, and it is not until this time that he can be regarded as knowing a thing or two.

Rumor has it that the city lord on the other side of the border was threatened, and when he woke up the next day, he found that his matching sword was actually broken in the scabbard. For this reason, the whole city was put under martial law, but it was still fruitless.

At the same time, Lou Baole Country treated the Leibozier country coldly, restricted tourists from passing, and ordered the mercenaries not to find the domestic mercenaries of Leibozier to complete, and try to rely on their own domestic mercenary group to complete.

No matter how in-depth things are, they generally can't be passed on. But Kevin couldn't help but think of the Assassin Leader he had met at the border, probably because he had done something. With him, even if Lauri is in the other party's prison, I'm afraid he won't dare to treat him badly. The investigation had already established that the other side had indeed sent spies into Lou Paule's country, gathered forces, and carried out attacks. It is also reasonable for Lou Baole to take countermeasures. Speaking of which, the current countermeasures are relatively mild.

But Kevin's strange thing is that he and Jack came back with a cart of equipment at that time. The Border Governor personally admitted that he would inevitably be rewarded, but there was no follow-up, which made Kevin a little puzzled.

Of course, Kevin can't control these things, so he can only learn about them casually. Kevin mainly wanted to find an opportunity to make money, as well as repair craftsmen.

Unfortunately, there are many jobs, but most of them are not suitable. The Mercenary Alliance also has it here, and Kevin can also go in and take the commission. But since Kevin is a soldier and not a mercenary, he can only intercept a commission that has not been touched for three months. As it stands, it is undoubtedly impossible. At the same time, Kevin searched the whole city, and none of the craftsmen had any experience in repairing catapults.

In the evening, Kevin entered the tavern again with a troubled mind, it really can't be, is it going to carry sandbags tomorrow?

"Oh, welcome, welcome!" was already applause in the tavern, "welcome our officers to give us knowledge." ”

Kevin pulled back his thoughts and responded with a smile: "What do you want to hear today?"

Everyone talked about it, but there was no decision for a while. Suddenly, the door was pushed open again, and when I looked around, I saw that it was the bard who had been sprayed away yesterday, and today he was still with two accomplices. A bearded bard, a one-eyed dragon bard.

"That's him!" said the bard yesterday to Kevin, "and inexplicably yesterday interrupted my speech. ”

Kevin just nodded, politely.

The bearded bard stepped forward: "Have any special rules been promulgated recently?"

"Nope. ”

"Do you represent the military?" asked again.

"No, I'm just speaking on my own behalf. Kevin replied.

The three bards looked at each other, their eyes full of confidence. The bearded bard sneered: "According to the decree, bards must wear the bard's badge and wear the bard's costume when speaking in public. Since you represent an individual, not the military, you are not qualified to speak here!"

"Hehe," Kevin sneered, "but according to the decree, as soon as the bards on the field talk nonsense, I, as a soldier, have a reason to come forward and refute and clear up the people's doubts." Although I do not represent the military, I am a soldier myself, and as a soldier, I have military accusations. So even if I'm representing an individual, I can still speak on stage. ”

The bearded man took a step forward: "Don't mess with me! If you say that you only represent an individual, then you do not represent the military, you are just a common man." According to the regulations, you are not qualified to speak on stage!"

"Yes!" the one-eyed dragon bard on the side immediately said, "We bards are about spreading art, and we are all about art. Do you know what art is, you old man who was a soldier? Tell me, what is art?"

"Hmph!" yesterday's bard also stood up, "You still call me a routine? You tell me what is not a routine? You spray my routine, isn't it also a routine? Why can you spray my routine, do you have any superiority?"

"Set ......" Kevin was about to speak, but was interrupted.

"You're not qualified to speak," the bearded growled, "and you're representing a person, and you're back in a bard's clothes!"

"What is art?, why don't you speak?" roared the one-eyed dragon.

"What's wrong with the routine? I'm the routine?" repeated yesterday's bard.

Kevin couldn't interject, so he could only wait quietly and observe calmly. For Kevin, he no longer relies on this to eat, and his mentality is far better than the three in front of him.

"What are you doing here with your mouth shut and all the time?" the bearded man roared again, "Get out of here without talking!"

"Is it hot with a fake beard on a hot day?" Kevin said coldly.

The bearded man's face suddenly changed, and the two people on the side turned their heads to look at the bearded man in surprise.

"The beard is nice, but don't you think there's a subtle color difference between your beard and your hair?" Kevin asked, "Do you dare to take your beard off, do you think you're a nobleman if you wear a beard?"

"And you!" Kevin turned his head, "both eyes are fine, what kind of cyclops? you have a shallow mark on the right side of your hairline, which looks like a sign of your cyclops tied to the right." Obviously, you are worried that you will not be able to see after your eyes are closed for a long time, so you pretend to be blind in your left eye for a while, and blind in your right eye for a while. I'm curious, hasn't anyone found out all this time?"

The one-eyed dragon was shocked. It is true that there is a saying that the eyes are closed all year round and do not look at things, and when the time comes, you really want to see and you can't see. For this reason, although the one-eyed dragon has to be pretended to be a one-eyed dragon, it does not look like a real one-eyed dragon. Fortunately, the transportation has developed recently, and it is easy to teleport back and forth, so I went to this main city in the morning to be blind in the left eye, and in the afternoon I went to the main city to be blind in the right eye.

One-eyed dragons are the kind of people who are often associated with pirates. This man often tells stories about pirates, and dressing up in this way also adds to the sense of intimacy.

"Why? Don't you dare to take it down?" Kevin laughed, turning his head to the one from yesterday, "Routines, you just talk about routines." Don't you know that there is a difference between a cliché and a cliché? Everyone knows that the so-called cliché is a cliché, and you chew on the words here, thinking that all the texts are clichés. But what's the point?"

"And art!" Kevin said, turning his head, "Art is broadly defined, and anything can be called art. A piece of can still become art when it is placed in a place with reasonable scenery and turned into a picture. Do you think that under the guise of art, you can hide the essence of?"

"You ......"

"Shut up!" it was Kevin's turn to growl, "and you, you've been questioning my qualifications to speak!I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, I'm also a bard in the past!Kevin, one of the three major knights of the kingdom and the seventh captain of the Thunder Knights, is the captain of the catapult!"

Everyone was shocked, they all knew what the captain represented, and there were usually at least a few hundred people under his command. But why is such a person actually just a corporal? Everyone was shocked and puzzled.

The three of them have begun to panic, and they don't know who they offended today, and they have already retreated.

"My qualifications to speak?" Kevin sneered, "Soldiers are also qualified to deliver news and release news to the outside world." And the occasion was never specified, only a military uniform was required. I am responsible for what I have said, I do not represent the military, which means that I do not represent the statements and positions of the military as a whole, and do not represent the plans and actions of the military as a whole. But I am also a soldier myself, and while I represent myself, I also represent the image of the military. Do you understand?"

"You're messing around with me!" replied the bearded man.

"Didn't you go around with me first?" Kevin asked rhetorically.

The two sides were silent for a moment, and the three of them finally left, leaving a sentence before leaving: "You wait for me!"

Leave Kevin to continue the speech, the rules of the bard, and the victor who stays is naturally the winner. As the winner, one person sprayed three, and naturally received applause from everyone. After that, Kevin casually talked to everyone about the international situation, his foreign experience, humanities and history, and so on. Although Kevin is only a captain, he has traveled for 10 years, and his knowledge is not necessarily shallower than that of senior officers, and it makes sense to say it.

The day passed like this again, and Kevin got 1 silver coin, which was better than yesterday, at least a consolation.

On the third day, Kevin was still asking around, but there were no new results. It seems that if you want to find a craftsman to repair catapults, I am afraid you have to go to Langton City, which is the concentration of the country's military industry. But Kevin is only a captain after all, and it's already good to go out casually, and it's really a little afraid to go so far to other main cities.

That night, Kevin still returned to the tavern, ready to make a few small bucks on his routine. Looking around the tavern, I suddenly noticed a few new faces, sitting in the front row. These people seem to have a calm temperament, not quite the same as the red-faced and thick-necked people who drink in the tavern. When they saw Kevin coming, they all smiled immediately.

Kevin was shocked, remembering what kind of people his readers were. I already reported my name yesterday, and their news shouldn't be too slow.

Bang! The door was pushed open! More than 20 bards came in at once today, and the first three of them were three of them yesterday: "That's him! It was him yesterday and the day before yesterday!"

"Oh, three of them yesterday?" Kevin was calm.

"That's right," the bearded man became confident today, "what's wrong with me wearing a fake beard? I like to wear it, it's decoration, what's wrong?"

"Yes, I like to pretend to be a one-eyed dragon, it's decoration, what's wrong?"

"Kevin," someone stepped forward, "you may not know me, but I know you!

"Yes, I've heard with my own ears that someone once asked you how to pursue a girl, and you told someone, 'Oh! your beauty is like a cherry on a snowy mountain, and it's mouthwatering. Or two. Another man jumped out.

Kevin's lips were a little dry: "......"

More than two dozen people spoke together: "%¥&%#()&*(&&%%¥%......"

Kevin didn't retreat, and also spoke: "#%¥#%¥%¥%&(&()(¥......"

Anyway, I can't hear it clearly now, just open my mouth and keep the sound constant. Speaking of which, Kevin is also the first time he has encountered this situation, although he has traveled for 10 years and sprayed countless people. But usually he knows each other very well, and after spraying, he changes places. It's the first time I've sprayed people in my own permanent tavern.

However, although the tavern likes to see the bard quarrel, there is also a degree, if the quarrel is similar to the vegetable market, it will also affect others to drink. The bartender immediately came out to stop: "Please calm down!"

"Alright," Kevin waved his hand, "since you want to argue, then I'll be there for you to the end." But I think there should also be a rule, I only have one mouth. There must be a chance for me to speak!"

"Absolutely!" someone replied.

More than 20 people spoke again: "¥#@¥#¥#@%#¥%......" A group of people struggled to put forward various plans.

"Stop, stop!" called the bartender.

"So be it!" Kevin began, "Tomorrow, the old place, we'll continue to debate." Hope you don't let me down. With that, Kevin pushed the door open and disappeared into the night.

The two dozen bards were still indignant, talking among themselves, and could not hear what they were saying. The bartender felt that he could no longer control the scene, so he immediately called the boss. When the boss learned about the incident, he immediately felt that this was a business opportunity: "Quick! Publicize me everywhere! Build a shed outside tomorrow night, and the kingdom and the military officers will argue with more than 20 bards! This is a big deal!"