Chapter 55: A Difficult Yin and Yang Escape

"Your family is the vomit image of my son! The vomit image of my life!" Jun Mo Xie said with difficulty, and suddenly roared: "Tang Fatty, Lao Tzu has taken you in in a righteous way, if you can't give Lao Tzu a business empire, Lao Tzu will take out all the fat in your body and light the sky lantern! Remember Lao Tzu's words today!"

"Lao Tzu was born to do this. Tang Yuan tried hard to raise his fat neck, and said very proudly: "First tell me your plans to see if Young Master Ben can improve it, and then give you some pointers, and then watch Young Master Ben show his strength, how to receive all the gold and silver in the world into your arms!"

"It's you in my arms!" Jun Moxie corrected: "You have to be responsible for making money for me, and you are also responsible for spending money for me! Otherwise, what is the use of making money? If you can't use it to the right place, even if you pile up a mountain of gold, it's useless!"

As he spoke, he took out a few pieces of paper from his arms, "I didn't have time to tell you, this is the plan I wrote, you see, I don't know too much about these things, you claim to be an expert, you have to give more advice, and we will do this in the future." Saying that, he slapped on the key part of Tang Yuan's injury, and in the screams and curses of Tang Fatman's pig-like slaughter, Shi Shiran walked out.

Tang Yuan muttered disdainfully: "Lao Tzu has been doing business all his life, and you still write a business plan to show me? It's so fucking funny! Wait for me to sleep first and then give you revisions and lessons." As soon as his eyes were closed, he casually stuffed Jun Moxie's pieces of paper under the pillow and fell asleep.

It's not that Jun Moxie doesn't want to see the fat man, but Jun Dagongzi is really busy, very busy, very busy, in the past two days, whether he is walking or sleeping, he is studying which weird yīn yang escape method - being able to be invisible anytime and anywhere, this is simply a life amulet. As long as I have practiced this ability, who can help me? Even if all the supreme gods in the whole world besiege me, I pinched the magic trick and became invisible, well, you stupid birds, how can I kill me if you can't see it?

Therefore, Jun Mo Xie worked tirelessly and showed the greatest enthusiasm to cultivate this yīn yang escape. In order to experience this method, Jun Moxie can use all the qi in his body more than fifty times in one day at most, and those who have more than fifty times go to Loukong and jīng to do their best...... Although there is a strong supply from the Hongjun Pagoda, Jun Moxie is still in short supply: he is studying all the time, and the spiritual power required for each launch of this yīn Yang Escape Method is very large, often less than two exercises, and the spiritual power that Jun Moxie has worked so hard to accumulate has trickled down. So Hongjun Tower went crazy again, made up for it, and then Jun Moxie practiced again, and then took time to make up for it...... Cycle.

However, this process of repetition also brought a good cycle to Jun Dashao, which directly led to Jun Moxie's skill actually pulling up a step in the past two days.

But the disadvantage of Jun Dashao is that without the guidance of a famous teacher, he can only rely on his own exploration. This is equivalent to a blind man touching an elephant, a little experiment, and enough suffering.

What really made Jun Moxie depressed was that he was physically and mentally exhausted from practicing and practicing, and almost even his soul was tired of what was tireless, but it seemed to have no effect at all. If you have to say that there is any effect, it is that the whole person of Little Lori Kerr is a little nervous, and this is already the only effect...... "Keer, can you see me?"

"Can you see, young master, what do you mean, tell a joke to Kerr?" Kerr's big round eyes were open, his head tilted, and he looked at him inexplicably.

"Oh......" Jun Moxie flashed back to the study.

“...... Master, borrow it, why are you in my way?" Ke'er raised her head.

......“...... Master, don't tear my clothes. ”

...... "Young Master, you messed up people's hair......"

......, "Master, why are you leaning your face against the wall?"

...... So Jun Mo ended the wall test in a foolish manner.

"Young Master, you're weird today......"

"Gege, young master, your posture is so ugly......"

.................. "Ahh......h Less...... Master, what the hell are you ...... In the ...... What are you doing...... Woo...... Don't bang your head on the tree, if you have a headache, I'll go get a doctor for you......" Little Lori was completely scared................................................ "I'm cāo!" Jun Moxie went crazy, "How the hell should this shit be practiced to be practiced? Isn't this fucking playing with Lao Tzu?!" After hundreds of attempts, the Jun Da Killer sat speechless under the big tree in the yard. In order to practice this retreat, Jun Dashao paid a painful price, at least his forehead was red, which was the result of wanting to penetrate the wall...... The pimples on the top of the head, like the head of Shakyamuni Buddha, are testing the art of retreat...... Jumped high, and then on the head and feet, brushed an upside-down green onion, and with a bang, Venus popped up...... The clothes were burning, and there were bubbles on the body, which was the only result of cultivating the fire escape technique...... As for the Wind Escape Technique...... Ahem, for the time being, Jun Dashao doesn't know, as for the core yīn Yang Xuan...... "Fuck, do you want me to go to hell to practice?"

"If I continue to practice, I may have to cross again......" Jun Moye looked at his scarred body very sadly, lowered his head suddenly, his unkempt hair was inserted into his crotch, and his bones rolled on the ground...... Kerr was terrified!

Since the old man Jun passed on the authority of the head of the family to his son Jun unintentionally, he is often not at home, and since the third master Jun has learned the disguise technique, he can't see the figure directly, and the little Lori has no choice but to ask Guan Qinghan. The gambling curse and swore tears, and finally invited Guan Qinghan over.

When Guan Qinghan came over, he saw Jun Dashao sticking his head in the crotch of his pants, and the whole person was bent into a ball shape and rolling around on the ground...... The most undesirable thing is that there are still some people who are not well dressed...... For example, the big hole burned on the buttocks is very snow-white and dazzling, although the skin is really smooth and says, bah, what are you thinking about...... "What are you doing?" Guan Qinghan was a little surprised, and looked at this little uncle with a cold face: "Is it fun to abuse yourself?"

Jun Moxie raised his head as if he was quite dazed, there were words in his mouth, like madness, his eyes were full of bloodshots, he stared at Guan Qinghan for a while, but it was as if he hadn't seen anything, and suddenly he held his head and pondered, and then jumped up with a "wow", slammed into the tree, and fell back, lying on the ground with his eyes looking at the sky, but his eyes were full of thoughts...... Guan Qinghan was angry and funny, and reprimanded: "Don't stand up for me yet! What kind of body do you look like this? You are really the only descendant of the third generation of the Jun family!"

But Jun Moxie is now immersed in the study of yīn yang escape with all his heart, as soon as he concentrates, he has no distractions, to put it mildly, everything around him is not in his eyes, and to put it badly, it is a tendon, which has penetrated into the tip of the horns, whether he hits the south wall or not, he will not look back, even if he hits his head and bleeds, he will only continue to hit again. Where can I hear what Guan Qinghan is saying? Even now, I don't know that my beautiful sister-in-law Guan Qinghan has arrived in front of my eyes!

This is where he is obsessed, and it is not where he succeeds—to concentrate all the wisdom and wisdom of all jīng gods in everything he does, and to do his best!

I saw him frowning and thinking for a while, and suddenly jumped up again, his head and feet fell straight down...... "Bang!" Jun Moye twitched a few times, his eyes rolled for a while, and he smirked: "I want to quickly practice kung fu so that I can peek at my beautiful sister-in-law taking a bath......" Then he straightened up and fainted.

God knows how this sentence slipped out of his mouth! I'm afraid that even Jun Moxie himself can't figure out why he said this sentence in a daze...... My God, God, and God, what is this called!

In front of her beautiful sister-in-law, she said that she was going to peek at her bath...... Guan Qinghan was immediately so angry that his delicate body trembled, and his pretty face turned pale!

"少nǎinǎi,少...... The Lord is now sane...... Confused, he said nonsense, don't take it seriously, young master... He... I've grown a lot lately. Ke'er blushed, waved her hands in embarrassment, and stammered to explain.

Guan Qinghan's eyes were like a fire, and he snorted coldly: "Ke'er, now even you are helping this bastard do evil?" Without saying a word, he rushed straight up, "bang", and kicked hard.

But when he saw Jun Mo Ye groaning, he stood up from the ground straight, his face was surprised, happy, and confused, and his face changed several times in an instant, looking extremely weird.

Guan Qinghan didn't say a word, tears in his eyes, Jun Moxie's words just now could be said to be a great humiliation for her!

Jun Mo raised his head, took a step back, dodged this palm, and said in surprise: "Sister-in-law, well, what are you doing here?" According to his intuition, just now, it is definitely not the level of flattening himself, if he really suffers, it is estimated that he can lose half of his teeth!

"You know in your heart!, you bastard!" Guan Qinghan shouted angrily, his pretty face was frosty, and he pressed step by step.

Jun Moxie took every step of the way, calmly dodging: "I don't remember offending my sister-in-law, why is my sister-in-law like this today?"

"How do you want to offend?" Guan Qinghan saw this bastard little uncle's such shameless quibble, snorted coldly, and saw that his fists and feet couldn't help him, and suddenly with a "bang", he pulled out the long sword on his waist, and the sword light flashed in the air, and with a brush, he stabbed at Jun Moxie's shoulder.

Jun Moxie was startled, how did this happen, he actually used the knife? Confused, he even dodged with a roll. He has overdrawn the Xuan Gong in his body no less than a hundred times today, and he has already been physically and mentally exhausted, and at this moment, just now, he suddenly realized something, and the aura that he finally replenished was also consumed again.

As soon as she thought badly, she made a quick decision, quickly turned around and ran, Ke'er even jumped to stop Guan Qinghan, but with her slight way, where can she stop the angry Guan Qinghan? Tang Fat Man heard the voice outside, lay on the bed and shouted: "Kill people......

It was a mess.

At this moment, the concierge guard came over at a trot: "Young master, young lady, the Jiangnan housekeeper and the two sons have brought people to visit." ”

Guan Qinghan let out an "ah", and the long sword fell to the ground.

Jun Moxie crooked his nose and muttered: "I haven't done anything yet, why is my mother's family already coming to the door?"