Yang Xueyu and Zi Luoyi looked at me in disbelief. At this moment, Yang Xueyu's phone rang, and it was her father who called, asking her why Zhou Wei didn't come home. Yang Xueyu wanted to fool a few words, but unexpectedly heard a strange sound of sucking things faintly, so she asked curiously: "Dad, who is eating next to you, saying, what is delicious to eat, don't leave some for me to be careful that you throw a white flag every ten seconds every day." ”

Immediately on the other side of the phone came his father's exclamation of pain. Yang Xueyu felt that she should be able to guess something, her face turned red inexplicably, and then she couldn't think of what the dead ghost father was doing, whether he was stung by a bug, or bitten by his mother, he used to complain that her mother liked to bite him. But why was he so excited to be bitten this time.

At this moment, I heard her father's ** cry of pain, no matter how it sounded, it sounded like a 'suffered' excited masochistic cry.

Then the phone changed hands, and Yang Xueyu's mother's voice came, which was a little abnormal. Her mother snorted strangely: "Alas, Xue'er, have you had a boyfriend recently, and now you feel that your body is itchy when you grow up, and you would rather stay at your little boyfriend for comfort than come back to see us two old guys." ”

Yang Xue said that it was hands-free. Jiang Long didn't have the heart to listen to what she and her family had to say, but his ears were more sensitive than Yang Xueyu, not only could he hear their conversation clearly, but even the strange and faint voice on the phone.

Jiang Long squirted out a mouthful of tea, this is too, and her mother is too demonic. It seems that there is a mother and a daughter, and she is obviously the teacher of this demon, could it be that she didn't mention her profession to her parents?

There seemed to be some painful and happy voice on the other end of the phone, as if it was a man's. After being cut dozens of times, are you enduring the pain and not crying out? Yang Xueyu was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked: "Mom? Are you committing domestic violence again?" Is this time a broken arm or a missing leg!"

At this moment, a well-staffed sister beside Lin Xiaoling muttered a few words in the ears of Tie Yunan and the other sisters, and Jiang Long and Yang Xueyu also faintly heard what she was talking about, what she was sitting on, what was sitting on and what was ...... Anyway, after hearing the word position, the teacup in Jiang Long's hand fell to the ground in a distraction, and said in his heart: "You, sister, if you don't brush your teeth early in the morning, you won't have bad breath, even if you don't, you have to wait until you finish talking to your baby daughter on the phone, and you will wake up after sleeping, livestock!"

Jiang Long patted his head and muttered, "Oh, it's Zhou Wei today, don't go to school and don't go to work." ”

"Daughter, who is talking next to you, it seems that there are still many girls snickering. Yang Xueyu's mother asked curiously as if she was a little enduring something unusual.

Yang Xueyu sighed and said: "Mom, Dad, you also know that today is Zhou Wei, you don't have to go back to the company to work, and the students don't have to go back to school." My sisters are here, and there is a tink sitting next to me, and finally, I have to tell you that I accidentally pressed the speakerphone. ”

The phone was stunned for a long time, and then a busy beep sounded. Zi Luoyi always let out a bad breath, laughed heartily, and almost laughed. Sikong Shaohua was also teasing Yang Xueyu on the side, this demon wanted to find a crack in the ground to drill, and scolded wildly in his heart: "Early in the morning, don't you hate bad breath and urine scratching." ”

Tie Yunan, Lin Xiaoling and the others were already laughing, hugging their waists, tears flowing down their cheeks. Yang Xueyu was a demon, and suddenly his brain was opened, and he glanced at everyone with disdain, and said: "Your thoughts are really evil, they are doing sit-ups, push-ups or frog jumping or something in the morning. ”

Lin Xiaoling, who was trained by Yang Xueyu to be demonic, came to sit down next to Yang Xueyu, and said demonically: "Yo, Sister Yang, do you believe this?"

Yang Xueyu said confidently: "Believe it or not, I believe it anyway." Then Yang Xueyu no longer paid attention to these impure sisters and teachers, and went back to the room to pack her things and prepare to go back, but when she was just about to enter the room, her good teacher nodded and said, "Well, I believe they are in the morning." ”

Yang Xueyu lost her mind in an instant and almost fell to the ground, but fortunately, she had a solid foundation in martial arts and only stumbled two steps. Then I heard Jiang Long say lazily: "Girl, make a fortune." I'm going to do a home visit. ”

Zi Luoyi stopped doing it, and she also wanted to follow, but Jiang Long whispered in Zi Luoyi's ear: "The teacher wants to follow to do some business, and none of you are allowed to follow." Jiang Long didn't intend to explain anything, because his words were orders, and when they needed to obey, every word he said only needed them to carry it out.

Zi Luoyi felt that she was the most obedient one around the teacher, although she was a little Jiujiu in her heart, but she didn't continue to dwell on this issue, Sikong Shaohua's fingertips picked up Zi Luoyi's chin, and said in her ear: "Don't go and make trouble for the teacher, he really went to do the right thing." Something happened at three or four o'clock in the morning. You can guess what you can do with a little brain, the other party is very difficult to entangle, and he ran away. I don't need to say much about the rest, you can make up for it yourself. ”

Tie Yu Nan and the other girls who were stretching out their ears on the side vaguely heard what Sikong Shaohua was saying, but they didn't understand. Except for Tie Yu Nan, who didn't know what Sikong Shaohua was talking about, the rest of the girls understood, and couldn't help but sigh, no wonder the teacher and master had long since disappeared, and thought that they would go out to have a tryst with someone at night after they broke off.

Jiang Long glanced at the eyes of the students who fell on him, and suddenly felt a small excitement that the charges had been cleared.

Ignoring these girls, Yang Xueyu had already packed her things, and she asked Jiang Long again: "Teacher, are you sure you just want to go back with me to visit the family?"

Jiang Long then stood up and said lazily: "What other purpose can a teacher have for his students besides teaching and caring for his own students? ”

Sikong Shaohua winked at Yang Xueyu.

Jiang Long had already opened the door and went out, and Yang Xueyu looked at Lao Jiang's disappearing back and choked up a little.

In the old apartment, Sikong Shaohua was left alone.

Sikong Shaohua suddenly grinned and said, "Since it's the weekend, you have a lot of time to cultivate. Wasting time is tantamount to wasting your life, and Senior Sister Ben is going to save your lives today and train you well. ”

Lin Xiaoling and the others were still celebrating that the teacher was finally gone, they could be happy all day, but they didn't expect Sikong Shaohua's words to come out, these girls were like being pinched by the neck, their faces suddenly fell, and they hugged Sikong Shaohua's arm and snorted vigorously.