Chapter 188: Scourge (Second Watch, Asking for Flowers!)
The next day, several people got up from the ground.
Di Tian was the first to wake up, looked at the few people who were slowly waking up, and asked, "Everyone, did you sleep comfortably last night?"
"Last night?haha, that's cool, I've never slept so comfortably since I was a child. Junzhong stood up from the ground and directly expressed his feelings.
"Yes? I thought so too. Mu Qingfeng walked over from the side, and rubbed his sleepy eyes as he spoke, "Huh, what about the fourth brother, why didn't you see him?" Jun Wenyan walked towards this side, and after looking at it for a long time, he didn't find Jun Yuan's figure.
Di Tian's head rotated one hundred and eighty degrees, but he didn't see Jun Yuan's figure. His heart trembled, and he hurriedly asked, "He couldn't be angry and run away in the middle of the night, right?"
An ominous premonition spread in the hearts of several people. "Wouldn't it?
"Fourth brother, fourth brother!!Where are you?" Mu Qingfeng began to scream.
"Fourth brother, fourth brother!!"
"Fourth brother, where are you, fourth brother!!"
"Jun Yuan, come out, we don't want you to wash your feet. ”
"Yes, fourth brother, come out, we don't want you to wash your feet. ”
The shouts of several people rang out in the clearing.
Di Tian still didn't see Jun Yuan's figure, and said with some worry: "Go out and look for it." ”
Just as a few people were about to leave to look for it, a figure came from a distance.
"Uh...... Fourth brother?" Jun Zhong rubbed his eyes and asked in disbelief as he looked at the people who came over.
Mu Qingfeng was stunned, looked at the people who came over, and replied, "Okay...... It seems to be him. ”
Walking in front of a few people, Jun Yuan asked with a puzzled face: "What's wrong with you?" Call me like crazy, I just went outside to shit, scared me to death, I just got halfway through my ass when I heard your voice, and hurriedly ran over. ”
"Your uncle's ......," several people looked at Jun Yuan and scolded in unison.
"What's the situation?" Jun Yuan asked with a depressed expression.
Di Tian shook his head and said, "It's okay, it's okay." You go back and wipe your ass clean. ”
"yes, it's fine. You go and wipe it again, in case it sticks, it won't be easy. Jun Zhong said helplessly.
Jun Yuan said with a bitter face: "You are sick." I've heard that I'm not allowed to wash my feet, is that true?"
"Did you say it?" or did you say it?" Mu Qingfeng pointed at Jun Chong, and then at Jun Wenyan.
"No, I didn't say anything. Jun Zhong said unknowingly. "yes, I haven't heard anyone say it. Jun Wenyan scratched and said.
"Made, you've killed me. I'm going to wipe your ass, you're really sick, you have to be cured. Jun Yuan scolded rather depressedly, and then went to wipe his buttocks.
Di Tian looked at Jun Yuan who was leaving, stopped and said, "Forget it, use Xuan Qi to deal with it." I don't need you to wash your feet in the future, and this matter will be turned over. ”
Jun Yuan stopped, turned around, and said excitedly, "Really, really, I don't have to wash my feet in the future?"
Nodding, Di Tian said, "Hurry up." ”
"Po~poof......"
A discordant voice came into the ears of several people, and their faces instantly turned green.
"Your uncle's. Several people scolded in unison again.
Jun Yuan smiled, scratched his head and said, "Hehe." I'm sorry, I was excited, I didn't hold back, and I came out. Sorry, sorry!!"
"Get out!" the men worked together again and again in the past few minutes.
Covering their noses, they fled the scene of the crime one after another. I can't stand it, the taste is just amazing!!
Seeing a few people leaving, Jun Yuan took off his pants awkwardly and started the most comfortable thing in his life.
Half an hour passed, and Jun Yuan was done. After taking a bath in the river, he changed into a new pair of pants and walked towards Di Tian and the others.
A few people downstream, which frolic by the river. Seeing Jun Yuan coming, he laughed.
"You're a strange man. ”
"Made, how old is she, and pulling up her pants. ”
"Haha, I can't do it, I'm going to die laughing. Jun Zhong held his stomach and rolled on the ground.
Jun Yuan walked to the side with a red face, came to the tree, turned his back to a few people and said, "I face the wall, I have thought about it." ”
After laughing for a while, several people recovered. "Gollum!~" Jun Zhong touched his stomach and said, "No, my stomach is starting to growl." ”
"Then what about we go catch fish?" Mu Qingfeng looked at the river, and with a flash of inspiration, he asked.
Di Tian nodded, "Well, that's a good proposal. Let's go catch a fish, I'm going to catch a big one today. ”
"Wait. Let's do this, no one should use Xuanqi. And then compare to see who catches more fish, how about it?" Jun Wenyan remembered that he had to have a competition every time before, so he said this opinion.
"I didn't find it, third brother. You've been making a lot of progress lately. Mu Qingfeng turned his head and praised directly.
Jun Wenyan smiled, looked at Di Tian and said, "It's all good at the boss's guidance, I don't have the ability to do this." ”
"It's none of my business, it's you who have changed. Haha," Di Tian said modestly for the only time.
Jun Zhong's little head turned, looked at a few people and asked, "Are you done talking?" I'm going to starve to death." ”
"Yes, let's go. With a wave of Di Tian's hand, several people walked towards the river.
When several people came to the river and saw the scene in the river, they all stopped.
Several people turned their heads, looked at Jun Yuan and shouted, "Your uncle!"
Being yelled at by Di Tian and the others, Jun Yuan was taken aback. Looking at a few people, he widened his eyes and asked, "What's the situation?"
"it, pull it over, and punish it on the spot. Emperor Tian instructed Jun Wenyan. The latter didn't talk nonsense, he directly grabbed Jun Yuan and threw it in front of several people.
Mu Qingfeng looked at Jun Yuan on the ground, shook his fan and asked, "Say, how do you want to die?" Will you be killed by us with one move, or will you be stabbed to death by the fifth brother?"
"Poof...... It stinks so much, which of you fart?" Jun Yuan just wanted to speak, when he smelled a foul smell.
Di Tian and the others also smelled the stench. Before, it didn't smell and it didn't come out, but now it just came out, and several people smelled it at once.
"Get out of the way. Mu Qingfeng said and ran to the side.
Several people all fled, leaving Jun Yuan alone here to ask about the smell.
To make it a statement, cultivators' facial features are only temporarily closed when they are cultivating, so a few people can't hold their breath.
"Mama, you're going to smoke me to death. Jun Yuan said as he wiped his tears.
Emperor Tian looked at Jun Yuan on the ground and said, "Take a look, this is your masterpiece." ”
Hearing this, Jun Yuan wiped his tears and stood up. When I looked forward, I saw that the original pure water had turned yellow, and there were many dead fish floating on it, which was simply miserable.
"Poof. ”
I couldn't hold back, and the contents of my stomach vomited out disgustingly. "It's disgusting, it's smelly, I can't stand it. Take me away. Jun Yuan looked at a few people with a sad face and said.
He was so smoked that he couldn't walk now, and he couldn't breathe fresh air, could he feel better......
"See, this is your masterpiece. Think about what to do, right?" Di Tian said as he looked at Jun Yuan, who was smoked to the ground.
Jun Yuan lay on the ground, the white foam from the corner of his mouth flowed out, and he said a little weakly: "I...... I was wrong...... Bring...... Take me ...... I'll go. As he spoke, he fainted directly from the smoke.
"Uncle, you're a scourge. Mu Qingfeng looked at the fainting Jun Yuan and scolded.
Jun Zhong touched his stomach and comforted: "No matter what happens to me, it's that scourge that you don't have anything to eat, I'm sorry." ”
Di Tian saw Jun Yuan fainting, and scolded: ", this is dizzy? Isn't this all made by you? What is the difference between you and the scourge? Wen Yan, I'm tired of you, bring it back." ”
The corners of Jun Wenyan's mouth twitched when he heard Di Tian's words, but he still did so, walked towards Jun Yuan, and shouted in his mouth: "Scourge, I'm here to save you." ”
PS: Don't move me, let me laugh for a while. Hahaha, I died laughing at this chapter, this inspiration came out, and it was written so nondescriptly. I know what I'm writing about, and I can only have a few laughs. Oh yes, don't forget~!