Chapter 5 Teacher, you are so strong
After doing this, Jiang Long quit the soul network.
The urge to urinate instantly rushed to his head, and Jiang Long took off the spiritual connector and rushed to the bathroom.
The bathroom door was unusable and was broken off by Jiang Long.
When the urge to urinate comes up, he forgets a lot of things, such as that he has a wild girl at home who lives here and refuses to leave.
Jiang Long rushed to the toilet with a whoosh, the urge to urinate rushed to his head, and a roar of anger flew down.
Jiang Longtu found that there was a person in the bathroom who was looking at him blankly. Both of them glanced up and down at each other, and then you looked at me.
I guess that person thought her teacher was out, so she was very casual when she took a shower, and she didn't even pull the bathroom curtain.
That person was a head and a half taller than Jiang Long, and she was about to take off her clothes and take a shower, when her sweatshirt was lifted up more than half. If the other party is a normal girl, things are not strict, but this is a wild girl who likes to go into battle in a vacuum.
With a whoosh, the dragon looked up.
Jiang Long could only continue to pee, and then said casually: "Yes, very expensive." Go on, I'm done peeing. ”
Jiang Long went out and closed the door, and he had the heart to bury himself.
Yang Xueyu sat cross-legged on the sofa and sorted out her hair, while spitting out how long her hair had not been maintained, and it was time to go back and let someone take good care of her hair.
This wild girl doesn't play beauty or slimming, and she is born a devil who brings disaster to the country and the people. I don't like makeup, but I like to take care of my hair, this girl loves her hair like life, Jiang Long doesn't dare to touch her hair, whoever moves her hair will play with whom.
The head can be broken, and the hair should not be messed up.
Jiang Long sat in the living room and ate instant noodles, this package of noodles was not soaked by Jiang Long, but boiled by this wild girl, and there were a lot of goods mixed in it, including dried scallops, shrimp, eggs, and seaweed and coriander.
"Teacher, my craft is okay. Yang Xueyu asked with a smile.
Jiang Long nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, if you can't even cook instant noodles, I will leave you here to live in vain and learn in vain, I'm not brain-dead." ”
Yang Xue Yu Mimi's mouth showed a charming shallow dimple, and she took it as a compliment, and asked again: "Teacher, I'm making good progress, and I've barely learned the entire set of Taizu Long Fist." ”
Jiang Long nodded while sucking his noodles and said, "Well, yes, yes, if you can't even handle these small dishes, I will continue to teach you that I am an idiot." ”
Yang Xueyu asked two more questions in a row, and then bit her lip and asked in a low voice: "Teacher, I'm in good shape, why don't you dare to look at me all the time?"
Jiang Long originally lowered his head and looked at the floor to eat noodles, but as a result, a mouthful of noodles sprayed onto the floor and choked half to death. It's a terrible question, and only a wild goblin like her can ask. He was determined to correct her problematic thoughts.
But this question is too difficult to answer, and it is not answered.
Yang Xueyu looked at Jiang Long with a smile, feeling that she was very happy to be able to make him choke, and then looked at Jiang Long seriously and asked, "Teacher, are you really just an ordinary teacher?"
Jiang Long choked on the spicy taste, choked out two lines of tears and finally relieved, shook his hand and said: "Girl, the teacher is just a wasted person, if the teacher is a mysterious master, how can you be downtrodden to this field, you won't be able to see me." ”
Yang Xueyu combed her long hair, looked at Jiang Long with a smile, and said, "How can you call a mysterious master if you are not mysterious?" I have been in contact with some teachers in the online cultivation training class, but they don't have the kind of mystery that the teacher gave me, although you can't practice true qi anymore, but, teacher, you are really strong." ”
Others say that it is beautiful and delicious, but Jiang Long feels that the person who said this sentence is so self-comforting because he has no food to eat. When a wild goblin with the body of a devil sits in front of you, you will also be frightened and blood will flow backwards when you have food.
A whistle sounded downstairs in the old apartment, and Yang Xuele said hehehe: "Teacher, don't miss me, tomorrow is Saturday, and I want to go home for the week." ”
Jiang Long couldn't wait to sweep this wild goblin out of the house, and said irrationally: "Well, go ahead, let's go, don't be lazy in practice,"
Jiang Long remembered something again, beckoned to Yang Xueyu, and said very seriously:
"Remember, if you want to go further in the path of cultivating the truth, you can't break your virginity before you get married, otherwise you won't have pure Yuan Yin to protect you, and you will be easily influenced by the demons and escape into the evil path. Because you have practiced evil art before, although I am in a hurry to correct you, but I also left a bane, I am afraid that you will not be able to help yourself when the bane occurs, I will teach you a soul dream Huan** in case of emergency, but there are also conditions for using this method. ”
Jiang Long squirmed his lips in Yang Xueyu's ear, and only Yang Xueyu could feel a magic sound imprinted into his memory. This is a small technique for using weak tones, as long as it is not used to attack people, it does not require any true qi or internal breath urging.
Jiang Long told him, and then took out a small bottle from a backpack, shook out a small red pill, and let Yang Xueyu eat it: "You used to learn things on the Internet, and now you have left a bane on your body, the reason why this thing is evil is that after practice, it will leave a bane in your body that is difficult to remove, and the person who taught you this evil art left a back door in the exercises you learned, and the thing left in your body is the back door of the evil cultivation, as long as the person who taught you this evil art is not dead, he can use this back door to find you." This thing can save your life at a critical moment. ”
Yang Xueyu was also silent, she knew very well what this back door was, it would turn into a nightmare to control herself, if it weren't for Jiang Long's intention to keep her here, and take a bowl of exorcism medicine for her every day before going to bed, she would have been unable to control herself. Jiang Long told her that what remained in her body needed to be cultivated to achieve the Five Grades True Qi before she could be suppressed by her own strength, and she could be completely eliminated after the Dan was formed.
"Thank you, teacher. Yang Xueyu kissed her palm, and then slapped Jiang Long's forehead with a palm, imprinting a vermilion lip print.
Yang Xueyu actually put on lipstick, and Jiang Long remembered that she had never liked these things.
After sending Yang Xueyu away, Jiang Long felt that the house was empty, and he had nothing to do, so he could only go to bed early, and Zhou Wei still had two days to do and didn't know what to do.
Jiang Long couldn't help but sigh and said, "True Nyima, God is so tired of eating and waiting for death, and it is more uncomfortable to do nothing than to die." ”
The dantian was broken, and the cultivation couldn't be repaired, and the students went back again, and they didn't even have a person to talk to.