023 The value of money lies in consumption, and saving money cannot buy a daughter-in-law

Setting out in the dark wee hours of the morning, running through the rushing rain, crawling through the muddy ground, jumping into icy rivers, climbing steep tall buildings, being attacked by monsters, fighting enemies, and then returning with wounded comrades in the bloody morning sun - this is definitely the most perfect romance for men, but unfortunately, this is only a man's dream.

The so-called 'dream' is unrealistic, Gu Tie enjoys the beginning of the romance, the romantic process, but does not enjoy the romantic ending. The morning rain had stopped, but the clouds had not dispersed, and there was no red morning sun. In the damp and dim ruined forest, Sandstorm is sitting on a rock, munching on canned meat and compressed biscuits to replenish the energy consumed last night. She was mostly unharmed, most severely two hours earlier, when she was accidentally hit by a spike in the weak spot of her armor on the inside of her calf. But she didn't care, pulling out her spikes and charging at the spike-spewing bug player, tearing the poor creature to pieces.

Since then, Sandstorm has not been seriously injured, and he does not need Gu Tie's support.

Next to the sandstorm, the blue dragon is bandaging redstone's wounds. Redstone had just fought hand-to-hand with a robot player, and was so excited that he lost his mind and unloaded his jetpack to use as a meteor hammer. As a result, the jetpack explodes, killing the robot player, and slightly injuring redstone, which does not require visual support. Even if you have to carry it, it won't be Gu Tie's turn.

Gu Tie's whole person is not as thick as one of Redstone's arms, is he going to carry one of Redstone's fingers?

Last night, the blue dragon used heavy weapons to kill all sides, demolishing seven or eight buildings. Knocked over four or five caves, and was also attacked by the enemy a lot. Bombed by spore bombs, bombarded by energy cannons, chased by homing missiles, and swept all over ....... Anyway, he has the most firepower, attracts the most hatred, and suffers the most attacks. But this veteran is really hard-hitting, and he can avoid deadly danger every time. His armor had many scratches, burns, and traces of corrosion from acid, but none of them were serious. He still had a quarter of fuel left in his jetpack, enough to fly back to the shelter from here, and even if he was injured, he wouldn't need Gu Tie to carry it.

Gu Tie was sitting on the stone opposite the sandstorm, holding a canned meat and eating it tastelessly. Not so long ago. Target 051 collapsed with a bang. After careful calculation, this time 35 targets were solved, and 24 battlefields were turned, the first of which was a missile bombardment of the army of the Heartsnatchers. More than a dozen heads were collected at once, and the next twenty-three battles were all one head at a time. Every fight went well, but it was a really hard run. In order to avoid complications, they frequently avoid lurking players and wandering monsters. The only way to do that is to keep taking long detours. On average, he runs five or six kilometers every time he catches up with the race.

After more than 20 races, he ran more than 130 kilometers, which is longer than three times the length of a marathon. If it weren't for the 'swift technique' taught by the ashes. There was no way he could have done it. Even with the rapid movement technique, he was still tired enough. His waist was as stiff as wood, and his legs were sore and painful. He didn't dare to stand on tiptoe. This will definitely make your calves cramp. Because of excessive exhaustion, he lost his appetite, and canned meat was originally his favorite, but now he has no taste at all. Fortunately, he understands that he must try to consume nutrients and energy, otherwise he really wants to imitate those pampered children who are picky eaters.

Sandstorm noticed Gu Tie's listlessness and asked, "Don't you want to eat canned food?"

"Nope. Gu Tie denied it, but then realized that this answer could not hide from his shrewd teammates, so he said: "I just feel that its protein content is not high enough, and it doesn't taste good, such as this ......" He saw a bug similar to a gnats on the grass next to him, so he picked up his mobile phone and scanned it. The protein content is a good 80%, unscrew the head, and you can eat the rest. He immediately grabbed the insect with his psionic hand, twisted off his head and stuffed his body into his mouth, and chewed and swallowed it with a rattle. The smell of the bug was strange, the texture was like hard plastic to chew, and a few legs were still twitching in the mouth. At first, the taste was strong and earthy, but after a few bites, it gradually felt delicious, a bit like grilled chicken overnight, and it was not cooked and salted.

Gu Tie swallowed a mouthful of 'raw and cold grilled chicken' and said with a smile: "I like this high-protein one."

Sandstorm was dumbfounded, as were Redstone and Blue Dragon. In fact, 'raw and cold grilled chicken' is not as delicious as canned beef, but seeing the stunned eyes of his companions, Gu Tie felt a sense of superiority in his heart, and he felt more face-saving. He grabbed the same bug, wrenched his head and rattled it. A poor worm's leg was stuck to his lips, still twitching.

Vanity is the original sin, but the original sin also represents the driving force, such as indulgence, greed, gluttony, and so on. Prompted by vanity, Gu Tie overcame the lack of appetite caused by exhaustion, opened his big mouth and began to eat all kinds of rattles, like gnats and worms, insects like snails, lizards that came out to relax after the rain, snakes chasing frogs and frogs being chased......

Unconsciously, Gu Tie's stomach was full of food, and he picked between his teeth with a straw stalk, while checking last night's brilliant results. 5 kills, this is just a small meaning, and the bonus plus additional rewards is more than 18,000 Star Diamonds. The big benefit comes from the assists, he is the head of the regiment, and all the kills in the team mission are counted as his assists, even if he has a bullet that is useless. So he's got a full 30 assists. Although the bonus for assists is not much, generally only more than 700, more than **100, less than 5 or 600, but 30 assists add up, and the bonus reaches more than 21,000 star diamonds. The two prizes add up to just over 40,000 Star Diamonds.

Tired is really tired, but when he thinks of having such a large income, Gu Tie smiled with relief.

Sandstorm came back to his senses, saw Gu Tie with a happy smirk on his face, and also took out his personal terminal to calculate the battle record. She got 6 heads, and the kill bonus was more than Gu Tie, but the assist was less, and there were almost 30,000 star diamonds in total. She felt very satisfied, although the income was not as exaggerated as the previous night, the equipment was almost not damaged, and there was no wear and tear of weapons and medicines, almost a net income.

Redstone and Blue Dragon also began to calculate income, the former got 5 heads, with a total income of nearly 30,000, and the latter got 7 heads, with a total income of more than 30,000. The amount looks quite eye-catching, but considering their military spending. Net income is not much to look forward to. Redstone uses the jetpack as a meteor hammer, and the blue dragon uses a lot of rockets, snipers, and cannon bullets. But these two big men are enough for the guys, and they don't care about the profit at all. They didn't lose money when they totaled, so they giggled happily.

"What are you all going to buy?" Gu Tie asked with a smile.

Redstone slaps cracked arm cannons. "Buy a sturdier guy." ”

"With your nature, just buy an artificial diamond mallet, you can't smash it. Blue Dragon said.

"If it makes sense, I'll make an artificial diamond arm cannon. Redstone said with a smile.

Lan Long was stunned and sneered: "That makes sense, then I will also get a diamond sniper rifle, which is usually used as a gun, and when I am in a bad mood, I will use it as a mallet." smashed the brains and sprayed them all over the ground. He was joking, but Redstone listened attentively and intently asked if there really was a diamond sniper rifle that he usually used as a gun. It can also be smashed as a mallet.

Sandstorm didn't speak, and thought in a daze as he ate. Gu Tie asked curiously, "What do you want to buy?"

"I don't have anything I want to buy at the moment. Sandstorm pondered for a moment before saying, "Let's see what you can buy." ”

"That's right. Gu Tie said with a smile: "Personally, I feel that Hongbai should be coming now, a hundred star diamonds." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a small fire truck flew out silently from the depths of the forest. Red and white poked her little head out of the car window, smiling and squinting her little eyes and grinning pink little mouth, smiling like a moon flower. Sandstorm, Redstone, and Blue Dragon were dumbfounded, looking at Ancient Iron and then at Red and White. With awe, he thought, 'Sure enough, he is worthy of the Iron Master, and he will be able to summon Terra.' ’

Gu Tie beckoned with a grin. smiled and said, "Come over and let my brother touch his head." ”

The little fire truck accelerated and rushed to Gu Tie, and Red and White pounced out of the car like a puppy. Rolled into Gu Tie's arms and hugged his neck, rubbing his fleshy little face on his face, and the little tail wagged like an electric fan. Gu Tie touched her little head, kneaded and kneaded it a few more times, and then took out her mobile phone and let her brush the star diamond.

The red and white Lisuo took out the card reader and swiped away the 100-star diamonds, and wagged his tail more enthusiastically.

Gu Tie saw that Hongbai was very cute, so he kissed her little nose, and kissed her on the left and right cheeks.

A seductive flush appeared on the red and white face, and he raised the card reader again in shame, and said softly: "Kiss and tip." ”

"How much?" asked Gu Tie with a smile.

Hongbai blinked his little eyes and thought about it, twisted his little body and hummed: "No matter, anyway, I have to add a tip." ”

Gu Tie was happy when he saw it, and said with a smile: "Okay, kiss the 5-star diamond, my brother kissed it three times just now, and the 15-star diamond." ”

"15 star diamonds?" The red and white are too little, he frowned and thought about it, and said crisply: "Make up seven more times, make up 50 star diamonds." ”

"Well, give it twice if you kiss it ten times, and kiss it nine times. Gu Tie said.

"Well, kiss once ten times, and my brother kisses eight more times. Hongbai said with a small glare.

Gu Tie didn't say a word, he hugged the red and white and kissed him eight times, making the red and white face, forehead, and nose full of saliva, and then let the red and white brush another 50 star diamonds. Hongbai smiled happily and squinted her little eyes, not caring that her little face was only worth 50 star diamonds. Gu Tie looked at Hongbai, then at the small fire truck, and said on a whim: "Hongbai, there is a chance to work?"

The little red and white eyes lit up, the little tail suddenly stood up straight, and said energetically: "Red and white are the most diligent." ”

"If Red and White send us back, we can get 500 star diamonds. Gu Tie said with a smile.

He wasn't idle and bored, but he really didn't want to go back. He didn't know how far it was from here to the shelter, but he definitely didn't want to walk back. Hongbai blinked his little eyes and looked at Gu Tie, and then at the sandstorm, and said crisply: "500 for one person, double for big guys, and 4 times for super large guys." ”

Gu Tie didn't understand, and asked suspiciously: "Why did you make a super large one?"

Hongbai stood on Gu Tie's lap, stood on tiptoe and looked at Gu Tie's head, as if he was comparing his height. Gu Tie guessed a little, and asked tentatively: "You are a standard person, Sandstorm and I are big people, 1000 star diamonds, and Red Stone and Blue Dragon are super large, 2000 star diamonds, right?" ”

Sandstorm, Blue Dragon, and Redstone burst out laughing. Gu Tie was very depressed, picked up Hongbai and put it on the ground. Stand up and say in a deep voice, "Pack your things and run back." Hongbai was anxious when he saw it, and he fluttered and hugged Gu Tie's thigh, looking up at him with watery eyes. Earnestly wagging his tail and shouting: "The price is negotiable, the price is negotiable, and Brother Gu Tie will be discounted in red and white." ”

"How many folds?" Gu Tie asked with a cold face.

"Ninety-five fold. Red and white said.

Gu Tie immediately said in a deep voice: "Brothers, get ready for running." ”

"Nine-fold, nine-fold, can't be less. Red and white said.

Gu Tie didn't say anything, and strode in the direction he came from before. Red and white hugged Gu Tie's legs like a koala, clinging to it, staring at his round little eyes and shouting, "Okay, okay." Give Brother Gu Tie eighty-five folds, although Brother Gu Tie is a red and white brother...... Wow wow, Brother Gu Tie fought so hard, okay. Red and white will give Brother Gu Tie a little more discount, and let Brother Gu Tie buy supplements, 20% off...... Well, Brother Gu Tie has spent a lot of bullets, and he needs to spend Star Diamonds to replenish ammunition. Red and white will give Brother Gu Tie some concessions, seven folds...... Woo, Brother Gu Tie is also an old customer, so Hongbai will give Brother Gu Tie some big discounts. Six-fold. An unprecedented six-fold discount, jumping price. Loss-making fire sale...... Woo woo, Brother Gu Tie is too much......"

Hongbai said with a crying tone. Gu Tie heard that the voice was wrong, and when he looked down, he found that Hongbai was crying, with wet tears in his little eyes, and just two crystal teardrops rolled out of the corners of his eyes. Gu Tie sighed helplessly, stopped and hugged Hongbai in his arms, kissed away the tears on her face, and scolded softly: "You, you, can you cry for hundreds of star diamonds?"

"Star diamond salvation is the lifeblood of red and white, and it hurts to make less money. Red and white choked and snorted.

Gu Tie sighed: "Okay, if I'm super big and the three of them are big guys, then we'll make a deal." ”

Hongbai broke his little paws to settle the score, and then covered his little face and cried, tears flowing out. Gu Tie sighed again: "Alas, I have 40,000 star diamonds in my account. If you send us back in vain, I'll use it all to rent weapons vending machines. Sandstorm came up and said, "I was just about to enchant this equipment, if Terra can send us back." ”

Blue Dragon patted the cannon and said with a smile, "I was planning to replace this cannon with a lighter and stronger nano-carbon fiber barrel." ”

Redstone smiled and said, "I'm going to make an artificial diamond boom cannon, and it will take a lot of star diamonds." ”

Red and white secretly connected to the vending machine network system and inquired about the deposit of the five-headed dragon wargroup behind the scenes. There are more than 40,000 in the account of Gu Tie, more than 30,000 in Sandstorm, Blue Dragon, and Red Stone, and more than 50,000 in robin, for a total of nearly 200,000. She immediately stopped crying, wiped away the tears, snot and saliva on her little face, shook her little tail and hummed, "Red and white send Brother Gu Tie and everyone back for free." ”

"Huh, it's free?" Gu Tie asked.

"Well, but you have to talk. Red and white said.

"Yes, no problem. Gu Tie said nonchalantly. As a citizen of the Celestial Empire, Gu Tieke deeply understands that money is just a number in the bank, and it will only continue to depreciate, and only by spending and investing money can the value of money be realized. Because Gu Tie's father opened an account for Gu Tie in 92, that is, the year Gu Tie went to kindergarten, saved 20,000 yuan, and planned to let Gu Tie marry a daughter-in-law in the future. At that time, 20,000 yuan was already a huge amount of money, enough to buy a daughter-in-law who was like a flower. Twenty years later, the 20,000 yuan in this account is still there, but don't even think about marrying a daughter-in-law. By the way, whenever Gu Tie saw the 20,000 RMB on the yellowed passbook, he would grit his teeth and complain to his father, why didn't he buy a child daughter-in-law in the first place?

Seeing that Gu Tie agreed, Hongbai immediately raised his little paw and patted it. The little fire truck immediately swished over, she jumped back into the driver's seat, then patted the window, and shouted crisply: "Okay, Brother Gu Tie and everyone get in the car." Gu Tie looked at the cramped cab, frowned and said, "Hongbai, how can you squeeze a super large man and three big men in such a small place?"

The red and white card smiled, raised his little paw and pointed to it: "Brother Gu Tie and everyone are sitting on it?"

Gu Tie looked at the roof of the car, shook his head with a wry smile, and jumped into the car to stand. Sandstorm, Blue Dragon, and Redstone didn't dare to go up until Red and White urged them. This small fire truck was the size of a van, with four people standing on it, and red and white poked their little heads out of the window, smiling at the passengers on the back of the car: "Everyone, it's about to go." ”

Gu Tie suddenly remembered Qing Liuli, who was fooling around somewhere, and hurriedly said, "Hey, hey, wait......"

It was too late, and the small fire truck was engulfed by a sudden burst of black mist, and even Gu Tie and the others were also engulfed in the black mist. For Gu Tie, it was just a dazzle, a burst of transparent coldness, and then he found himself in the dim hall of the sanctuary. He was still on the back of the little fire truck, Sandstorm was still beside him, with uneaten cookies and cans in his hands, and Redstone and Blue Dragon were still behind him, pushing and shoving each other, both thinking that the other was too big. Red and White still kept their little heads sticking out of the car window, smiling at their cute appearance. Nothing has changed, the only thing that has changed is the environment, the location.

"This ...... What is this?" Sandstorm exclaimed in disbelief.

"Subspace travel, we just did a subspace trip. Redstone exclaimed.

"Fucking the First Lady of the Federation is even more enjoyable than a space folding jump. The blue dragon also glared and exclaimed.

Gu Tie sighed, motioned to his companions to get out of the car first, and then said to Hongbai, "Let's go back to the place just now." ”

Hongbai blinked his little eyes and said crisply: "Brother Gu Tie, Sandstorm, Red Stone, Blue Dragon, everyone is here?"

"You left my demon behind, she is my lifeline. Gu Tie shouted frantically.

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ps: Today's two shifts, but the second shift will be later, after midnight. !~!