Chapter 51: Uncle, you can't look good
Chapter 51 Uncle, you don't have a good face
Hall Master Sun turned around and saw that it was a disheveled and ruffian disciple talking to him, judging from his dress, he should be a new disciple this year, he actually put one hand on his shoulder, and his legs were shaking.
This little rascal's appearance made Hall Master Sun's impression of Liang Xi extremely bad.
Shaking off Liang Xi's hand, Sun Dayong looked at Liang Xi with a raised brow: "You are a new disciple of this class? How can a person like you pass the test? The Sacred Heavenly Spirit Mountain will definitely not allow a scum like you to come and defile it." ”
When Sun Dayong said this, he clenched his fists and looked up at the sky, looking like a fighter working hard for world peace.
Liang Xi wiped his nose locally: "Old boy, you don't need to call me scum, no matter how you say it, I was also one of the top ten outstanding young people in Yangdu City back then, and I am currently a strong candidate for the most popular new disciple, if you say this, the millions of Yangdu fathers and villagers who support me will feel a lot of pressure, and you will also be sad if you support me." ”
As he spoke, Liang Xi's eyes fluttered, and when he saw a female disciple passing by not far away, his eyes couldn't help but light up.
These small actions naturally did not escape Sun Dayong's vicious eyes, he was originally jealous and hateful to the point of perversion, and he did not have a good face for Liang Xi at the moment, and he was determined to drive this scum scum down the mountain and strangle his possibility of polluting Tianling Mountain in the cradle.
Sun Dayong looked Liang Xi up and down, his eyes full of contempt and contempt: "Just because you can be regarded as an outstanding young man, you kind of garbage should be put on the knife mountain and under the oil pot, you and him are both scum, scum!" he said and pointed to the disciple who had just been reprimanded by him.
The disciple glanced at Liang Xi, and his eyes revealed helplessness.
Liang Xi was scolded by a scum and a scum on his left, and he also looked at him up and down like Sun Dayong.
Liang Xi pretended to make something out of nothing, and the current look of seeing through the essence of the phenomenon made Sun Dayong feel panicked in his heart.
"You, what are you looking at!" Sun Dayong shouted with some inwardness.
The corners of Liang Xi's mouth showed a hint of evil smile: "Master Sun, I see that your nostrils are turned out, the color of your nose is dry and yellow, the human middle is shallow and flat, there are red silk sores inside, the fishtail is too long and goes straight into the sun to destroy the husband and wife palace, the ears are thin and soft and inelastic, and the teeth are missing and untidy, dare to ask, do you always have a feeling of weakness recently, so that you can't look at the things around you?"
Liang Xi's words were extremely vague, but the meaning could not be more obvious: Master Sun, you must be middle-aged and widowed, your wife is separated, your career is unsatisfactory, and your life is too bad.
Sun Dayong's face turned red and white, obviously he was poked in the heart by Liang Xi, and suddenly there was fire in his heart but there was nowhere to start.
Liang Xi wandered around the capital of Yang, and the prestige of the divine calculation at a young age was definitely not something that could be obtained by deceiving people alone, and he didn't dare to do this porcelain job without that kind of craft?
For the aspect of fortune-telling, Liang Xi's erudition is still rarely compared.
Relying on the ability to observe words and looks, Liang Xi guessed Sun Dayong's recent unsatisfactory things, although there were many exaggerations, but it still made Sun Dayong extremely uncomfortable.
I was indeed a little powerless during this time, and I couldn't do that love with my wife, but I couldn't enjoy it.
It's just that his wife is now at the age of a wolf and a tiger, and every time she is "hard, hurry up", he is completely out of interest.
The more anxious he is, the more he can't do it, of course his wife didn't give him a good look, so Sun Dayong's mood has been extremely depressed these days, and the disciples of Tianlingmen who fell into his hands basically have no good fruit to eat, and the punishment he received is much heavier than before.
Now these things have been seen by a disciple who has just started, I don't know if he is a person who holds grudges, whether he will publicize his own affairs because of his bad attitude just now, Sun Dayong was shocked for a while, and he didn't know what to say.
Seeing his extremely embarrassed appearance, Liang Xi once again had the idea of making fun of him, reached out and groped in his arms for a while, took out a brush with a forked tip, and a crumpled piece of papyrus - it was Liang Xi's habit to carry paper and pen with him, even if he got lost in the forest, Liang Xi didn't lose them.
Licking the dry tip of the pen in his mouth, Liang Xi brushed it on the paper and wrote.
After writing it, he looked at the sunset and praised: "An ordinary piece of paper is so brilliant because I wrote a few words on it, I have to say that it is a miracle." ”
Looking at the handwriting that seemed to be crawling like chicken feet, Sun Dayong and that disciple were all cold.
Liang Xi slapped the straw paper on Sun Dayong's hand at once, because the ink had not dried, Sun Dayong was in a hurry and took off the paper when his hand was black, and if he looked closely, he could still make out the words clove and wolfberry, which looked like a prescription.
Liang Xi put the brush into his arms and said to him: "This is the ancestral Xi Shi favored pill of our Liang family, you go back to take three pills every time, and send it down with hollow warm wine, to ensure that you are strong and strong, the night royal ten female spears will not fall, and the chrysanthemum is still red." ”
Hearing him blow this Xi Shi favored pill to the point that this thing should be in the sky, and the world can see it a few times, even the reprimanded disciple was full of light, looking at the piece of straw paper in Sun Dayong's hand greedily.
Liang Xi looked at him with pity in his eyes: Poor child, see that you will not be hollowed out by the fifth girl at a young age, and I don't know how old you are when you had a super friendship relationship with your left and right hands, I must talk to you about the disadvantages of this regard when I have the opportunity.
Being broken by a new disciple is enough to make a psychologically distorted person like Sun Dayong depressed, and now he is being laughed at by Liang Xi in front of other disciples, Sun Dayong feels that he is already on the verge of madness.
Feeling that Sun Dayong was like a volcano about to erupt, Liang Xi hurriedly took a step back: "As the saying goes, a gentleman doesn't move his mouth, what do you want to do, beat up a new disciple, I will definitely compile this bridge into ten or twenty chapters under the overpass, day and night, for ten days and ten nights, so that everyone in the world will know about your evil deeds Master Sun." ”
Liang Xi's words completely angered Sun Dayong, his eyes widened, and he already held a handful of things like a rolling pin in his palm, and a dazzling white light flashed on that thing, Sun Dayong held the rolling pin and gritted his teeth and said: "We in Tianling Mountain absolutely do not allow the existence of such scum......"
Seeing that he really wanted to attack himself, Liang Xi knew that once the cultivator's true qi gathered, he would not be able to resist it at all with his current three-legged cat's kung fu, so he had to strike first, otherwise he would really be unlucky today.
He is the hall master of the Tianlingmen Discipline Academy, even if he really hurts himself, he can prevaricate with a reason, and it is not the style of Liang Daguan to be cannon fodder casually.
Before the brilliance on the rolling pin exploded to its fullest, Liang Xi kicked his legs and rushed to Sun Dayong's face at great speed, raising his elbow and hitting his head.
True cultivators generally rely on true power and magic weapons to duel, hand-to-hand combat is not what they are good at at all, and Liang Xi is definitely an outlier among them.
Sun Dayong, who was accustomed to fighting with the magic weapon of calling the wind and rain, never thought that he would be close to him, and was stunned and was suddenly hit on the temple by Liang Xi's beautiful elbow.
Sun Dayong only felt that it was gray in front of him, and his body couldn't help but take a few steps back to the side, dancing to stand firm.
Liang Xi naturally wouldn't give him a chance, and after a few steps of running, he jumped high and stomped on Sun Dayong's chest with his foot.
Sun Dayong suddenly felt as uncomfortable as if his internal organs had been displaced, his large intestine was almost squeezed out of his anus, and his hundred-pound body fell to the ground with a groan in his throat.
The disciple who was reprimanded at the beginning had already seized this opportunity and ran away, and Sun Dayong's cry of pain also attracted some Tianlingmen disciples who were wandering around here.
Seeing this, Liang Xi hurriedly left Sun Dayong, who was still struggling like a turtle on the ground, and ran towards the side path, running specifically to pick a fork in the road, and after flashing a gurgling rockery, he suddenly felt a refreshing fragrance wafting in front of his nose.
Before I had time to savor what kind of fragrance this was, a coquettish voice came from the back of my head: "What person!"