Chapter Twenty-Seven: A Wedding in Full Arms
The battle that night ended in a miserable and miserable end, and Egil and Artoria were beaten from bed to bed and from ground to bed. The battle ended in a very bizarre but logical way. It was only at the last moment, kissed and touched, and stripped naked—and when he entered Artoria's body, and pierced the symbol of the girl's chastity without pity—that Egil realized that he had made a mistake.
He should have taken off the Libra ring before that.
There have been men and women arguing. The woman said: You will never feel the pain of our "beep" after being punctured. However, it seems that this is not absolute.
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That's pretty much it. Pirated goods are pirated goods, and Egil was still thinking: if pain is something that both parties can feel, then is it a happy thing......
But not at all. Not at all, completely disappointing this pervert.
But overall it was still very comfortable. Despite this, Artoria still did not give up her intention to kill Egil. Of course, in the end, it was not realized because of Egil's strong resistance. In the end, after Egil did not resist, Artoria also sadly found that she had been tossed and had no strength at all.
Egir, on the other hand, had already gotten up, went to the side, and shook the bell, and asked the maid who had been waiting outside the house for a long time to bring in the bath water.
"I've had a relationship before,...... Artoria said as she watched Egil jump into a large, hot water barrel, and then hesitated slightly.
"Just forget about it—do you want to wash it together?" asked Egil without looking back.
"......" Artoria silently walked behind Egil, and then with a "Ahh
"It's very comfortable, isn't it, take a hot shower after a strenuous workout. Egil said this as he rubbed Artoria's breasts, and then complained, "Well, I've eaten a lot lately, but I don't feel much bigger at all." ”
“...... Do you want to die once?"
"No thanks. ”
It seems that he is helpless against a scoundrel like Egil. Artoria leaned directly on Elge's shoulder, and her whole body relaxed.
"Hey. After a while, when Egil seemed to be about to fall asleep, Artoria suddenly spoke.
"What's the matter?" asked Egil, who shook for a moment, then came to his senses.
"What are you going to do with me?" Artoria asked.
"Marry you. Egil said as a matter of course.
"Are you sure?" Artoria asked.
"Isn't that strange?" asked Egil rhetorically.
"Nope. Artoria then asked, "So, why do you want to marry me?"
"Because you're so cute. Egil also took it for granted.
"Is it just because I'm pretty?" said the Queen, a little strangely. Her appearance is not quite the same as the mainstream European aesthetics today. It can only be said that it is long and ordinary. Definitely not a beauty.
"In addition to that, there is also a surname. Egil thought for a moment and said, "I appreciate the way you do things. Although a little rougher. But with a little bit of tuning, it will have very good results. ”
“...... Is that so?" Artoria chuckled, "I remember, you're not a good person." ”
"One another. Egil laughed as well.
Immediately after that, there is kissing. Although there are not many times, but under the influence of various "beeps", "beeps" and "beeps" in later generations, Egil's experience value is obviously not comparable to that of a chick like Artoria. It didn't take long to feel uncomfortable - or rather, comfortable.
"Well, before I do that, I have something to tell you. Artoria stared into Egil's eyes, thinking to herself that if he didn't agree, she would kill him and kill herself.
"What's the matter?" asked Egil.
"You see that scar on my abdomen, right?" Artoria asked.
"Is it here?" said Egil.
“...... That's right. Artoria's face was slightly ruddy.
"Don't worry. In other words, a little bit of video transfer is a little more wild, which is also pretty good. Egil said.
"I can't have children. Artoria said bluntly.
“...... Huh?" Egil didn't seem to understand.
"I mean, I'm not going to be able to have children in my life. Artoria said more directly.
"That's right...... Egil burst out laughing, "hehehehehe...... You, are you worried about this kind of thing?"
"All women are going to worry about this kind of thing. Artoria's face grew more and more ugly, and she began to wonder if she should strangle Egil by the neck and strangle him to death right now.
"No—no need to worry about it, or better yet. Egil hugged Artoria hard: "Children are the most annoying thing - if it's a girl, it's fine." If it's a boy, it's annoying. It's best not to have children. ”
"Are you sure you think so?" Artoria asked, surprised, because Egil's postmodern ideas were a little too far from the mainstream of the Middle Ages. People today -- whether they are kings, nobles, commoners, slaves, or whatever. They all want as many of their offspring as possible. There is almost no one like Egil who would hate his son.
"So, the main character's age is sometimes very strict - sometimes very lenient. When it's strict, it's not under the age of fourteen. When it is relaxed, it is OK as long as you don't have children yet. "No matter how old you are, as long as you don't have children, you feel young. No problem at all - on the contrary, if you are fifty years old and suddenly someone calls you grandpa. Then no matter how ambitious you are, you will feel helpless about the sunset. ”
"You're ......," Artoria laughed and cried when she heard Egil's words.
If it has already been done, it will be regarded as God's punishment for you. If you want to continue fighting, you should consider it a blessing. Egil leaned close to Artoria's ear and said.
"It all seems to be the same result...... However, it seems that in this kind of world, only a madman like you can truly love me. Artoria said as if talking to herself.
After the two of them had finished their shower and changed into clothes, Egil took off the Libra ring from his finger.
"Well, you've asked me so many questions, I'll ask you one too. Egir said this, and then half-knelt in front of Artoria: "Will you marry me?"
“...... Like a fool. Artoria didn't look like she wanted to be moved at all, and snatched the ring directly from Egil's hand: "But this ring is not bad." I reluctantly accepted it. ”
"Of course, of course, everything you say makes sense. Egil immediately stood up, the corners of his mouth turned up, and he looked like he had succeeded in his plot.
"Anyway, you have to wear an engagement ring or something with you forever. Egil added.
"Got it. ”
In this way, although they have not been in love for a long time - but speaking of which, Egil and Artoria have known each other for months. I went through a lot of things - though most of them weren't very pleasant. But it can be regarded as a shared suffering, so the emotional basis or something is completely reliable, not at all sudden, very, very natural - with the support of Egir, Artoria quickly consolidated the forces of the Welsh part and re-armed the Celts. In the end, as the queen of the United Kingdom of Ireland-Wales, she tied the knot with Egil.
In a very short time, news of this spread throughout the British Isles - and no other place was known. After all, the messaging of this era is still very primitive. And Egil didn't think it would be enough to let the other lords of the continent know about it, and to write a dry letter of congratulations, and send an envoy to the wedding, and to give some gifts that were completely worthless, usually souvenirs, and which had become moldy when they were almost there. Come here.
There is no point in it.
Therefore, Egil only used his intelligence system a little to send a flying pigeon to the diplomat No. 3 based in Rome. Ordered him to report to the Pope. After that, before he could reply, he could not wait to announce that the wedding had been blessed by the Pope and certified by God.
After that, the wedding began, and it was snowing heavily, and outside London was like a fantasy, Artoria, dressed in black cursed armor and white light veil, and Egil, who was wearing silver-gray ghost armor and a black cloak, walked to the center of the church step by step. It was presided over by a chief sergeant of the Battlefield Order, dressed in full armor, with a parchment scroll of Bibles, a white bird article, and a scepter in his hand—and the soldiers who watched the ceremony were all high-ranking generals from the Celts, Vikings, and Dwarves.
As if it were the same, these guys were also fully armed, with plate chain composite armor, heavy chain armor, leather soft armor, large swords, battle axes and longbows all close to their bodies - of course, it was not incomprehensible to think about it a little, because the time was too rushed, so the dress or something was not prepared. And they're all bloody guys -- even going so far as to keep slashing people after the wedding. Therefore, it is not incomprehensible to wear good-looking and practical armor to the wedding of your own boss......
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