Chapter 33: Be prepared
Without much effort, he successfully solved the two competitors, He Dashao was in a good mood and continued to climb up. Read the full text of the latest chapter
However, there are still nearly twenty people in front of him, all of whom are his opponents, and they must be surpassed to capture the token.
Therefore, He Wuxian climbed up quickly with his hands and feet, but he had to be on guard at all times, and the attacks that would appear at any time around him.
Now, for example, he quickly climbed a foot upward, but the top of his head was blocked by a burly man.
He tried to avoid the burly man, but the man deliberately aimed at him, and even stretched out his foot to step on his head.
"Damn!" He Dashao immediately became angry and couldn't help but scold.
How can a dignified manly man be stepped on the top of his head? What's more, that person looks like a big man who picks his feet, and maybe he hasn't washed his feet for three years?
So, He Dashao hurriedly dodged left and right, while climbing, he also had to dodge the stinky foot attack of the big man.
Finally, he gradually caught up with the big man, and had climbed to the waist height of the big man.
At this time, He Dashao, who was attacked several times by the big man who picked his feet with his stinky feet, finally found an opportunity for revenge.
I saw that He Wuxian's right hand reached out to the waist of the big man with his feet as fast as lightning and grabbed his trouser belt.
Qingyuan Country is not the earth after all, people wear pants or use strips of cloth as belts, and the strips of cloth are tied in a slipknot around the waist, which is opened as soon as it is pulled to facilitate access to the toilet.
Therefore, when He Dashao's hand grabbed the belt of the big man who picked his feet, the man's face suddenly changed, and his eyes were full of grief and indignation when he looked at He Dashao.
It's just that this qiē is too late, and with He Dashao's right hand pulling hard, the whole face of the big man who picked his feet turned blue.
A slight snort sounded, the slipknot of the belt opened, and the pants of the big man who picked his feet suddenly fell and piled them on his feet.
The pants were pulled out, revealing the fart, and the farts were blowing in the air, and there were thousands of people watching below, and the big man who was picking his feet wanted to die, and he reached out to lift his pants in a panic.
As soon as he let go, his body was unbalanced in a panic, and he immediately fell into the crowd.
The soldiers who were still crowded below, unaware, were suddenly smashed by the fallen foot-picking man, so the crowd screamed.
"Damn, what a big fart, the stock has fallen!"
"Mom, you see that guy is so miserable, being sat on his face!"
The crowd boiled, countless people laughed more than once, and after solving the big man who picked his feet, He Wuxian continued to climb upward. ()
Soon, he caught up with several soldiers above him, and there was no doubt that those soldiers had tried all kinds of ways to stop He Wuxian, and the most they had trampled on him with their feet.
"Damn, Lao Tzu is the most annoying for others to step on my head, you all go down to Lao Tzu!"
He Dashao was furious, so he repeated his old tricks, scurrying around the tower like a monkey, tearing off one belt after another.
So, six more soldiers followed in the footsteps of the big man, and in all kinds of humiliation, they were stripped of their pants and fell into the crowd.
At this moment, the eight hundred people in the crowd below were all boiling, and they were so frightened that they hurriedly withdrew from the distance, shouting with horror on their faces.
"Damn, a lot of big farts have fallen!"
"Wow, that fart is so black, if anyone is smashed, they will definitely die!"
"Hmm, why is it dark? Who is it? Damn, who is sitting on Lao Tzu's face?"
The continuous removal of pants and bare farts and eggs falling into the crowd undoubtedly caused an uproar, and countless laughter and exclamations erupted in the crowd.
The soldiers who had not yet squeezed into the tower knew that there was no hope of victory, and they didn't want to be sat on their faces with their butts, so they all retreated and gathered around to watch the game.
At this moment, everyone's eyes were focused on the fifteen people on the tower, and soon someone discovered that the despicable "trouser picker" was He Dashao.
As a result, various shouts rang out in the crowd, and everyone's attention was focused on He Dashao.
"You see, it's He Wuxian, it's that gentleman, it's he who picked off other people's pants!"
Immediately afterwards, everyone became worried about their teammates and began to shout and remind their teammates.
"Captain Wu, be careful, why don't you hate at your feet, he's going to pick your pants, don't be fooled!"
"Brother Huzi, you have to clamp your crotch, why don't you hate that bastard who wants to pick your pants!"
"Brother Brute, don't pout your fart, why don't you hate your claws reach out to you, you have to protect your chastity!"
The people below shouted and reminded, and immediately panicked the dozen or so people on the top of He Wuxian's head, and all of them were nervously protecting their crotches, for fear that He Wuxian would take off their pants.
"Nima, a dignified man, even if he loses the game, he must not be stripped of his pants in front of everyone. Blowing in the wind with a bare fart in the air, that Tai Nima is humiliated!"
This is the true portrayal of the psychology of the remaining dozen or so veterans.
Everyone was wary of He Wuxian, holding his crotch tightly, and while climbing, he had to hold his pants in one hand.
In this way, He Wuxian's speed was faster, and he climbed up with his hands and feet, and soon surpassed everyone.
Now that He Wuxian is at the top, everyone else is at his feet, and seeing that he is about to win the token by two feet further.
How can this be done? The remaining dozen or so veterans could not allow He Dashao to win the victory in this way.
As a result, someone yelled: "Brothers, stop him, you must not let He Wuxian win the token!"
At this moment, more than a dozen people all shifted their targets to He Wuxian, and one by one they sneered and rushed towards him.
He Dashao's face was also tight, and he hurriedly climbed up, wanting to get rid of these people.
As the saying goes, two fists are hard to beat four feet, and a good woman can't stand up to many wolves.
Although He Dashao climbed up with his hands and feet, trying in vain to escape the clutches of more than a dozen veterans, he still fell for the trick and failed to escape this catastrophe.
His right foot was grabbed by a pair of large hands.
The one who grabbed his right foot was a swarthy ugly man, who was full of big yellow teeth, looked up at He Wuxian and sneered: "Hehe, He Dashao, where are you running this time?"
The big black and ugly man, with one hand grabbed He Dashao's feet like iron hoops, so that he couldn't break free at all, and it was difficult to move in again.
The other soldiers, when they saw such a great opportunity, how could they let it go? The others immediately pounced like wolves and stretched out their hands to drag He Dashao down.
Now He Wuxian is even more anxious, and he can't care about anything else in a hurry, so he is in a hurry again and uses a trick.
Grabbing his right foot, he stretched out his left foot, kicked it off, revealing his sweat-stained stinking socks, and then stomped on the big black man's mouth, his toes poking into his nostrils.
"Wow!" The black and ugly man was directly smoked and vomited by He Dashao's stinky socks that had not been washed for five days, his eyes rolled and he fell straight down.
The big black man was stunned and fell off the tower, and the crowd suddenly let out a burst of exclamations.
However, many of the soldiers had already retreated, and the tower was empty, and the man smashed directly to the ground, making a muffled sound and splashing a large amount of flying ash.
Finally escaped, He Dashao was suddenly full of energy, and continued to climb up with great excitement, and immediately shook off the other soldiers and climbed to the top of the tower.
After hardships, He Dashao, who finally reached the top of the tower, pulled down the token on the flagpole and held it in his hand.
He Dashao, who was full of excitement, laughed excitedly, he stood at the top of the tower in the wind, holding the token high, and the arrogant shout came from afar.
"Wow ha, Lao Tzu got the token, we won!"
Below, countless soldiers looked at He Dashao at the top of the tower, and they all felt a little unbelievable, but more of them were full of injustice.
"Hmph, why don't you hate this kid is too treacherous, he actually uses so many despicable means, even if he grabs the token, he can't win. ”
"That's it, this kid is really despicable and shameless, he actually picked my pants, it's so hateful!"
However, just as many soldiers were talking, a burst of exclamations suddenly erupted in the crowd.
I saw that just as He Dashao was standing on the tower, holding the token and laughing excitedly and arrogantly, a veteran quietly touched his back and pulled off his belt.
Immediately, He Dashao's pants fell off and piled them on his feet.
This scene stunned everyone, and thousands of eyes all focused on He Dashao.
The picture froze, time seemed to stand still, and everyone saw that He Dashao was still standing proudly on the top of the tower, his face full of excitement and pride, but his pants fell on his feet.
No one expected that the culprit who picked up other people's pants before, and when he was punished, he was picked up by others in public.
He Dashao made a fool of himself in public, and this scene made countless soldiers very relieved, and they all couldn't help laughing.
However, after He Dashao was stripped of his pants, he did not have a bare fart.
He's wearing a pair of boxers! The most peculiar thing is that he also has a grinning Mickey Mouse printed on his underwear!
A distinguished young master, a big man, is still wearing strange little clothes in his pants, and there is a fat mouse that looks cute and cute printed on the clothes.
This scene was undoubtedly even more exciting, and it directly made all the soldiers laugh, and they couldn't stand up with laughter.
After a sudden change, He Dashao was stunned for a moment, not only was he not ashamed, but he even let out a burst of even more proud laughter.
"Hahahaha, stupid, are you? Want to yin me? Young Master Ben has already taken precautions!"