Chapter 60: A Happy Dinner for Three Teachers and Students
The two girls can't cook, Yang Xueyu can only make instant noodles with one hand, and it is estimated that she also eats too much instant noodles and has a little resentment towards instant noodles. No one cooks food, so Jiang Long can only cook by himself.
It seems that he hasn't cooked a full meal in a few days, and every night he is about to eat a bucket of instant noodles except instant noodles and instant noodles.
The sound of frying is sizzling, and the smoke from it can't help but make people open the floodgates and drool. Yang Xueyu stood to the side with green eyes, then regained her demeanor and said happily: "The teacher's craftsmanship is fantastic. I don't know what the name of this dish is. ”
If these students praise him for his mysterious and powerful skills, it is like being slapped on the back, and praise him for his good cooking skills, he will feel fresh. Cooking skills have not been seriously studied, and in the past days of crazy research of ancient documents, from growing vegetables and plants to cooking and washing dishes, they were basically self-sufficient. In addition to the who had eaten the dishes he cooked, there was another Yang Xueyu half a month ago, and now there will be another purple Yi. Being praised by the students for making a good meal, Jiang Long felt a little fresh, his eyes shifted one hundred and eighty degrees and glanced at Yang Xueyu, and said indifferently: "Do whatever you want." If you want to do it, I'll teach you how to do it, it's very simple, just fry it and turn it over, pour some water and add some oil, and the oil is enough to be fragrant and refreshing. ”
Yang Yuxue's face was a little cloudy, and she said pointedly: "Teacher Mo Chang is good at forbidding this bite in the kitchen, do you really need students to cook this dish like you." I'm not ready. ”
Jiang Long's dead fish eyes collapsed, this demon is not only talented against the sky, but also has too much understanding, and nothing can be imagined, I was interested in teaching her to cook to free her hands, but I didn't expect this demon to think evil about this again, and this demon's thinking problem is too strict.
Jiang Long was about to give her a lesson in ideology and politics, but Yang Yuxue put a piece of fish cake in her mouth and chewed it, and said disdainfully: "It's the teacher, your heart is itchy, I'm teasing you." ”
Her purpose was to steal vegetables. Jiang Long noticed that a piece was missing from the edge of the frying pan. Yang Xueyu nodded vigorously and praised the deliciousness, while swaggering out of the kitchen, when Jiang Long looked back at her hatefully, he had already grabbed another piece of fish cake and left, so angry that Jiang Long's dead fish eyes glared slightly: "This demon is going to rebel, not only digging a pit for the teacher to jump, but also making small movements." ”
Yang Xueyu knew that the teacher would blow his beard and stare at him, why didn't the teacher tease him if he was so funny, he replayed life in a loop every day, why not add a little prank.
Zi Luoyi was repairing her nails in the living room, and she also heard a little prank in the kitchen, and Zi Luoyi jumped out of her mouth intentionally or unintentionally: "Is it interesting?" Goblin. ”
Unexpectedly, she was also teased by Yang Xueyu, Yang Xueyu picked her chin with her fingertips and said charmingly: "In the future, we will be good sisters who live in the same house and serve the same teacher, why kill each other if we love each other." ”
Zi Luoyi's eyes were smeared, and in the past, he had already made his goblin to torture himself in the illusion world for this trick. Although the teacher said that you can't use the illusion in front of the teacher, and you can't kill each other, what does it matter if you use a little illusion to make this girl suffer a little.
Yang Xueyu noticed that there was a pink light flickering in Zi Luoyi's eyes, and her nature sensed a wave of anger, which was hostile anger from nature. Her eyes were also abnormal, glittering with a sparkling light.
Jiang Long's eyebrows jumped and he shook his head, presumably those two girls were eating dog bones again. When Jiang Long went out with the dishes, he was so frightened that the dishes were thrown to the ground. What he saw was two meat worms fighting fiercely, both softly calling their names, and occasionally spitting out painful and weird adjectives and pronouns.
Jiang Long was stunned, what is the bottom of the situation, I am cooking in a good manner, it is you who are tearing each other apart and not me, why are you calling me by my name, it seems that I am abusing you. Jiang Long raised his eyebrows, saw that the problem was coming, and immediately bit his finger and printed a bloody finger mold on the forehead of the two of them.
The two girls instantly became clear. There are many colors as exciting as they come.
It turned out that these two girls had fallen into a fantasy world.
Jiang Long lowered his head to eat, not daring to look at these two problem students, one was in the evil path for more than ten years, and the other was born bewitching and unmatched, to the point that it was difficult to ban eighteen prohibitions. None of the two problem girls is normal, Jiang Long feels that the burden on his shoulders is heavy, if he is left alone, let them flow to the upper society will definitely cause endless harm, how many families will be ruined.
In the past, I have killed many evil cultivators and demons, but I didn't expect it to be more difficult to train than to do it for the heavens, and I spent the day in fear every day. If the person is not strong-willed, he will collapse on the spot, and this little life of eating and waiting for death will not be able to work.
But there is still a long way to go. Jiang Long ate with resolute eyes, and didn't want to look up at the two criminals for the time being. One of these two criminals is born with the ability to manipulate the illusion, and the other is born with the ability to rebound the illusion. Yang Xueyu's realm was weaker than Zi Luoyi, and Zi Luoyi didn't expect Yang Xueyu to be able to rebound the illusion, so both of them were hit at the same time.
Zi Luoyi portrayed Teacher Jiang as a great evil demon of the century who abused girls in all kinds of tricks in the illusion, and fantasized Yang Xueyu as a cold and boundless goddess, wanting to use this status contrast to break Yang Xueyu's will, and when she sobered up, she would be afraid of Teacher Jiang in every way, and it would be difficult to get out of the shadow of being abused in the illusion.
I didn't expect the illusion to bounce back to me as well! and......
Yang Xueyu hooked Zi Luoyi's chin and teased: "I hit my own big move, I enjoyed going back, and I was abused out of Xiang, right?"
Zi Luoyi has already been tempered in his own illusion, I thought it would be fine, but I didn't expect the evil heart to be shaken, and there was the excitement of heartbeat and longing. She can only attribute it to the fact that this demon girl's ability is too demonic, and it must be the ghost of this demon. Then he sneered, looked directly at Yang Xueyu and did not answer.
Jiang Long's brain was spinning at high speed, thinking about how to treat these two problem students. It only takes one palm to do the way to heaven, but it is even more difficult to save the demons and demons than to ascend to the sky. It's a big challenge!
Jiang Long coughed dryly twice, and the two problem students moved their chopsticks, but the dishes had already been swept away by the wind and clouds, and a few drops of soup remained.
Jiang Long swallowed the last bite of food, breathed a long sigh of relief, and then said irrationally: "You two are so good at playing, you can just be full in the fantasy world, and you have all kinds of delicacies from the mountains and seas." The teacher was afraid of instant noodles, so he could barely fill his stomach at this moment. You two glared slowly. Ten minutes later, the teacher is going to class, and there will be a heavy penalty for being late. ”