Chapter 00018 Sir, Do You Need a Massage?
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These days to play a little hi, in addition has been in a state of fatigue driving, so the whole body is the same as falling apart, tired no, came to the room and glanced around, I feel that the bedroom decoration is not bad, but when I see the big round bed, I can't help but be stunned. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
I should live in a standard room, how to *** a big round bed in the room, this should be the facilities of the couple's room, I came to the bedside table again, paralyzed, contraceptive tao, Indian god oil, disposable underwear......
"It's paralyzed, it's quite complete...!" I put all these things in the drawer, out of sight and out of mind, and when I see this thing, my bladder hurts......
I took off my clothes, threw them on the floor, and plunged into the bathroom, where I took a comfortable shower and shaved my sexy mustache.
"Hum Hayi!Subtitles!!Subtitles!!!A zigzag river in front of my brother...... The subtitle should be! My sister rowed a broken boat to cross the river...!"I blow my hair and sing social people, special tracks, but after my retouching, I added Brother Jie's nunchucks, and it is not an ordinary rhyme to sing!
"Tick Bell!"
Just as I was twisting my ass and getting nervous, the phone rang, and I picked up the phone with my hair that was not short, naked, and staggered.
"Hey, Wang Mumu, I warn you, don't look for mahjong anymore, don't send me any more money!!" I scolded on the phone.
"Xiansen, do you need a massage?" a very cheap voice came from the phone, making me tremble.
"What kind of service?" I was stunned for a moment, and then I was idle and ready to tease.
“...... I don't know anything!" The voice on the other side was not cheap when I asked, and it was a little shy.
"Grass, I'm not in the habit of being a teacher......" I said speechlessly.
"Don't, big brother... Don't hang... Just let me go up!" The person on the other end of the phone changed his mood very quickly, and he would be coquettish again.
To tell the truth, after Yaoyao left, I was basically already a monk, Wang Mumu and they went to prostitute in a group, I never went, it's not that I am so hypocritical, but I think that since I still think about Yaoyao, don't be sorry for her.
"Listen to you, you're a Northeast girl! I advise you not to do this! How strict is the anti-pornography investigation now! And I'm more perverted! You definitely can't stand the things you play......" Although my bulging crotch has been pressed down by me, I still said seriously.
"I'm willing... You let me go up!"
“...... Are you so unrestrained in what you do?"
"Whatever you do now, you have to be shameless, and if you do anything, isn't it even more shameless?"
"How do you know what I'm doing?"
“... I guess!"
"You can guess this, you should go to the fortune telling!"
"How do you know Dini! I used to learn Zhou Yi gossip!"
“...... Take me to ask Taiyi Zhenren how his old man is!"
In this way, the two of us talked on the phone, from the post-war recovery in Iraq, to whether Fan Bingbing had plastic surgery, what is the relationship between Grandma Jiang and Song Zuying, and whether Jin Sanpang is the illegitimate son of the old golden head......
When I finally hung up the phone, I found that I had been talking to a young lady for more than an hour, not coquettish, but too lonely......
"In Niu B's Chopin, I can't play the sadness of Lao Tzu's heart...... "I was a little melancholy, standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, looking at the bright moon, and it was like a spring for a while......
"Xiaofei is a good young man!!What a young man!!Not simple!Not simple!" I made a poem with a chirping ... Fan Wei's poems...
"Dangdang!"
Just as I was about to continue pondering the verses, there was a knock on the door, and I cursed for a frustration, then hung my feet and put on a yukata, and then opened the door, and when it opened, I froze.
The person outside the door was wearing a lace-edged pink skirt, revealing slender white legs, a pair of small scoop shoes on his white and tender feet, a long hair shawl, and a big bow pinned to his head, this is none other than Hong Xin!
"You... What's coming?" I stammered.
"It's nothing, I want to come out and relax!" Hong Xin smiled, and then walked into my room with a big grin.
At this moment, I suddenly slapped my head, then closed the door and asked, "Did you make that call just now!!"
"You're not stupid! They all say you're a eunuch with kidney failure, sister, I want to see if it's true! Just call and test, it's okay! You're doing well!" Hong Xin said and sat down on the bed, and then didn't see anything outside, kicked off her shoes with her feet, and then sat cross-legged on the bed.
"Are you missing a thread in your brain, little girl, why are you running here crazy, so far away, why did you come here?" I sat down on the bed, tapped her forehead with my finger, and then began to speak.
"I want to come by plane, but Mu Mu said that you are slower, I want to take a plane, I have to wait, I don't want to live in a hotel, so I played all the way, I just arrived today!" Hong Xin rubbed her blistered little feet.
"Don't rub it, don't do it, it's going to be neat after a while!" I rolled my eyes, and I was mentally plotting to do it, I had already deliberately avoided her, but she still chased after her.
"You roll the calf! Auntie's feet, cleaner than your face!" Hong Xin kicked me with her foot, and said unhappily.
"You're not going to stay here, are you?" I asked.
"Don't live here, live on the street!" Hong Xin glanced at me, then unceremoniously took out the car keys, and then said to me: "My suitcase is in the car, you go and resist it for me, and then go to the supermarket, buy me a thermos cup, and buy shampoo, Sassoon, don't bag, it's all fake, you must use bottles......"
Hong Xin Mo Mo chirped a lot, I was already dumbfounded, this thing really took me as a eunuch, and regarded herself as the Queen Mother!
"I deserve you!" I said forcefully.
"It's a man, it's a man, it's not ?......."
"Okay! Okay!!I'll go, can't I go!" I said, then went to the bathroom to get dressed, then glanced at Hong Xin, and walked out reluctantly.