Chapter 7: Destroying the Three Views

This night passed very long, Tang Jinbiao didn't sleep well all night, and kept thinking and fantasizing in his heart, when the next day dawned, what magical changes would happen to the big tree, so that when it was almost dawn, he fell asleep in a daze.

"Young master, get up!"

At ** o'clock in the morning, Xiao Green's voice came from outside the door.

"I'm X, why did I fall asleep?"

Tang Jinbiao was excited, rolled out of bed, and with a bang, the green vial that was originally hidden in his arms also rolled aside.

"Why did Lao Tzu fall asleep!"

Tang Jinbiao hurriedly put on his shoes, grabbed the green vial that fell on the ground, opened the door, and rushed towards the back mountain without looking at Xiao Lu.

"Young Master! Young Master...... Less ......"

Before Xiao Lu could react, Tang Jinbiao disappeared around the corner of the corridor, and finally shook her head helplessly, she didn't chase it, after all, Tang Jinbiao had just recovered at this time.

"If this is a real guy, then isn't Lao Tzu going to be developed?"

Tang Jinbiao trotted towards the big tree, secretly thinking in his heart how awesome he would be in the future.

"Haha, when Lao Tzu is developed, Lao Tzu will wash his hair every day, no, how ugly it is to wash his hair, Lao Tzu is going to the place where the literati and scholars gather, twenty-eight every day, yes, that's right, it's you, No. 3, you come out!"

Tang Jinbiao even thought of the kind of rich life he lived, going to the place where the literati and scholars gathered every day, and he looked chic and generous as soon as he entered the door, and couldn't help but laugh secretly.

Whew!

Once this person has motivation in his heart, no matter what he does, he will seem a little paranoid, even crazy, obviously just recovering from a serious illness, Tang Jinbiao does not feel weak and tired at all.

"It seems to work!Haha, my twenty-eight, Lao Tzu is here!"

When Tang Jinbiao was still at the foot of the mountain, he saw the big tree on the top of the mountain from a distance, which seemed to be more lush than yesterday, and he was even more happy in his heart, and he didn't know if it was the expectation in his heart, or the big tree had really grown up so much.

Whew!

Tang Jinbiao was like a wild dog running wild at the moment, where could he care about anything, desperately ran towards the top of the mountain, a hundred feet high, he actually reached the top of the mountain in just one meal, standing under the big tree, his chest rose and fell sharply, and he breathed heavily.

"Ah...... Yes...... Haha, Lao Tzu is developed, Lao Tzu is going to counterattack, a winner in life!"

Tang Jinbiao gasped breathlessly as he slowly walked towards the big tree.

......

"I'm x, you're xxx, you're a dog, aren't you?"

About a quarter of an hour later, Tang Jinbiao was angry, kicked the big tree with his foot, and kept scolding, eager to scold the eighteen generations of the tree's ancestors.

"I'm xxx you, you don't fight for Lao Tzu at all, Lao Tzu has worked so hard to give you mysterious green liquor, is it easy for Lao ......Tzu? I...... I bought a watch last year! You and his x have not responded all night, are you not going to grow? Are you hard or not? Not hard, Lao Tzu cut it for you!"

Tang Jinbiao cares about what, he feels that only abuse can vent the depression in his heart at the moment, he just wants to scold, he doesn't even need to know why he wants to scold, but in another world, he has another identity, known as one of the three evils in Asia: Chinese trolls!

(What?) You don't know the three evils of Asia?

Well, I'm here for Pujiu, and I'm talking about the devils, the Goryeo sticks, and the Chinese trolls!)

Bang! Bang!

Tang Jinbiao's fifteen or sixteen-year-old body, although it has not yet fully grown, but it should not be underestimated, kicked into the tree one after another, one kick stronger than the other, a demon king possessed by the body, at this moment he felt that he was as tall and mighty as an X pipe, one foot out, kicked over a few stalls, kicked a few hawkers, that was not a problem at all.

Bang bang bang!

This kick lasted for almost a quarter of an hour, and the leaves fell to the ground, Tang Jinbiao felt that his legs were a little numb before stopping, but this was not over, he couldn't kick anymore, and continued to scold.

"Buy a watch,!"

"Lao Tzu has crossed over once, why do you have to give Lao Tzu a chance?"

"Lao Tzu won't just go down like this, right? Lao Tzu doesn't want to learn any alchemy, those painful and difficult things are not the path that Lao Tzu should take!"

"......"

After scolding for a meal, Tang Jinbiao finally felt a little dry, a little scolding, and he didn't know where to take out a bottle, unscrew it and drink it directly.

"I'm X, Lao Tzu has a watermelon knife in his hand, Lao Tzu has to cut you more than 70 knives, and when you leave, Lao Tzu will spit a mouthful of thick phlegm on your body!

After Tang Jinbiao took a sip, he felt that his throat was a little comfortable, and he turned around again and scolded the big tree behind him.

If someone watched Tang Jinbiao's extermination of people's surnames at this time, it is estimated that he would go crazy directly, and he would have such a big anger at a tree?

"I x you xxx...... Huh, where do I get my water?"

Tang Jinbiao took another sip of water, then turned his head again, and wanted to scold something, but suddenly reacted that something was wrong.

After thinking of this, Tang Jinbiao looked at his hand, and a green vial was being held tightly by him.

He was stunned for a moment, and after a while, his face became extremely difficult to look at.

"Lao Tzu won't be so tragic, right?"

In that world, he drank too much bottled water, and his habits couldn't be changed for a while, and now after realizing that what he had just drunk was the mysterious green liquor, Tang Jinbiao's face turned pale.

"Lao Tzu won't die so young, will he? Lao Tzu is still a virgin!"

"Big brother, please, big brother, I know it's wrong, big brother, give me a chance, I'm still so young, I hope this is clear water, green tea, I don't want it to be some kind of spiritual liquid, really, I'm completely from the bottom of my heart, if I want a lie, let me go out, those rich and handsome people were hit by cars and killed!"

After Tang Jinbiao realized that the problem might be a little unusual, he immediately threw the green vial in his hand, and then kowtowed to the sky and bowed down in prayer.

"Oh, don't, my throat!"

"Oh, no, my chest is so hot, I'm going to burn to death!"

"Help, my tongue, my tongue is going to fall off!"

"Ah, my eyes!"

"Teacher Cang, save my ......"

While praying, Tang Jinbiao felt that different situations began to appear in various parts of his body, and a shadow of death loomed over him......

......

"Young Master, it's time to eat!"

About half an hour later, the little green finally found here, she saw Tang Jinbiao crying and laughing under the big tree from a distance, she couldn't understand what he was doing at all, but now that it was time to eat, she couldn't care so much.

"Huh, I'm not dead?"

After hearing Xiao Lu's words, Tang Jinbiao, who was paralyzed on the ground like a dead dog, suddenly sobered up a little and muttered quietly.

"Isn't it? I thought my whole body was hot and unstoppable, how could nothing have happened, didn't it?"

At this moment, Xiao Lu had already walked in front of him, looking down at Tang Jinbiao, with an inexplicable expression on his face.

"I'll go, destroy the three views, such a sister paper actually has a double chin?"

Tang Jinbiao opened his eyes slightly, but because of the perspective, he vaguely saw Xiao Lu's double chin.

"Master, it's time for lunch!"

Xiao Lu naturally didn't know what Tang Jinbiao was thinking, so he opened his mouth to urge, but when he was halfway through speaking, he seemed to have discovered something, and looked at Tang Jinbiao with a strange look on his face, looking at him with a disgusted expression on his face.

"Huh, what's wrong?"

After Tang Jinbiao noticed that the expression on Xiao Lu's face was a little unnatural, he asked with a frown.

As he spoke, Xiao Lu's face suddenly turned red, and he looked a little embarrassed to continue, and said, "Young Master, I didn't expect you to be ......."

Tang Jinbiao was even more confused, and asked a little puzzled: "Hmm, what's wrong with me?"

"People are embarrassed to say it!"

Xiao Luxiao's face blushed for a while, and she turned her head, feeling that Tang Jinbiao seemed to be a little deliberately angry with her.

"I ......"

Tang Jinbiao was even more stunned, completely unaware of why Xiao Lu became like this in the blink of an eye.

"Young Master, you've learned badly too!"

Midori was even more embarrassed.

"I didn't do anything, why did I learn badly?"

Tang Jinbiao was completely stunned, he obviously didn't do anything, how could he learn badly.

"Bah, shameless, obviously I bought that kind of thing, and I still don't admit it!"

Xiao Lu snorted lightly, and her eyes looked at the open space not far from Tang Jinbiao intentionally or unintentionally, where her eyes went, it was the place where the green vial was.

"Huh?"

Tang Jinbiao naturally discovered that Xiao Lu's gaze at the green vial was slightly different, or rather, the feeling was like the feeling that his parents discovered when he was a child hiding from watching the depraved romance movie of the island country.

Tang Jinbiao looked at the vial and muttered in his heart, "Could it be that thing?"

"Phew, shameless, shame to death!"

Xiao Lu didn't want to pay much attention to Tang Jinbiao anymore, so he snorted lightly and ran down the mountain with a blushing face.

"I ......"

After discovering that Xiao Lu had run away, only Tang Jinbiao was left with a confused face, and at this time he very much needed a great god to guide him.

He looked at the bottle carefully, he thought it was a green vial that someone had passed on to Han Run, but after his own experiments, this magical and unrealistic idea was denied, and with a little care, he could guess that there could be such a heavy treasure in such a place where people come and go?

"The bottle body is round and delicate, there are some raised patterns on it, the neck is slender, and there is some water in the bottle, this looks like the green bottle that Han ran ran to is not fake, but just now I drank the liquid inside, it seems to be just ordinary water, and judging from Xiao Lu's reaction just now, this thing is definitely not a mysterious treasure, and the use must be a little evil, if you can make a sister paper show something with that expression, it seems that a razor can, Teacher Cang can, and xx sticks can also ......"

The more Tang Jinbiao looked at the green vial, the more he felt a strange sense of disobedience, and for some reason he remembered that great international friend Mr. Cang, but after thinking about it, Tang Jinbiao's originally puzzled face immediately pulled down and scolded.

"I bought a watch last year!"

After scolding, Tang Jinbiao immediately retched there......;