Book 808 Pranks require talent

In order to find something to do for herself, Princess Fuhu got into the eyes of money and wanted to get enough funds for military expenses. As a corps commander, there is nothing wrong with this. Her own personal will is actually not willing to serve as this commander-in-chief, she prefers to appear on the battlefield as a soldier and a soldier. But it's a pity, she is a royal family and has outstanding military achievements, and the position of a thousand commanders is absolutely useless, if she becomes an ordinary army commander, it is better to be the commander-in-chief, so that she can have more say in the planning of military operations.

In the next half a year, the White Moon Kingdom has no active invasion plans against the enemy country. Bai Yueguo has been in a state of passive beating for too long, and the military department is not used to taking the initiative to provoke a war when there is nothing to do. Most officers were fed up with the stress of war and were reluctant to go back to the days when they were tortured to the point of having a nervous breakdown and unable to sleep every night.

Fortunately, there are some chaos in the White Moon Country that needs to be dealt with, but it allows the army to rest for a while. The upgrading of gunpowder weapons is also underway, which is another excuse to slack off.

Princess Fuhu also strictly belongs to the group of officers who do not approve of rampage towards the enemy, at least not until they are well prepared.

After a day of wandering around with Princess Fuhu, Ellie slept indignantly. She has a lot of complaints about her peers in this other world, and feels sad about her princess life. In contrast, Ellie's life was a little more miserable.

5,w●ww.

She got up early in the morning, changed into the clothes of this world, and honestly sat in the hall of the mansion playing mobile games and waited for Princess Fuhu to come. She was going to get to know Princess Fuhu officially, but she didn't have any special ideas, at most she was just playing tricks and calming down her grievances.

Yesterday, she had already asked Duke Fuhu what to do with her, and it was nothing more than arresting. Go to jail. She was a little interested in this barbaric and civilized prison, and she could float over and have a look when she had time. But she would never want to be caught. From morning to afternoon snack time, Ellie, who was drinking apple tea, finally waited for her companion.

"I hope your master is not out today, little servant. ”

In the courtyard, the voice of Princess Fuhu was heard. Ellie grinned when she heard this, and was overjoyed that Princess Fuhu looked down on her demonized slave.

"That little servant can hit dozens of you single-handedly. She muttered to herself. Walking from the hall to the door, he personally pushed the door open, and showed a smile to the majestic female officer who was walking towards him.

"Hello, Her Highness Aelita. I'm the magician you're looking for. ”

Ellie nodded to the woman in front of her, neither humble nor arrogant, but very respectful in her attitude. Princess Fuhu looked Ellie up and down, and made sure that this guy was not a local, obviously with a wide forehead, and it was not clear what kind of race it was.

Faced with such a magician, Princess Fuhu waved her finger at the soldiers who followed her. "Surround the house. ”

She has already given Ellie a lot of face, giving her a whole night to transfer her illegal gains. As a princess, she knows the truth of opening up the net, and she can't force people to death, leaving some leeway. In her opinion, the young magician in front of her should be ready to deal with herself, so she can also take out the royal family and the chief's style to treat her.

Ellie stared at Princess Fuhu who was holding a shelf there, and felt a little funny. He walked up to her and patted her on the cheek, pinching the flame tattoo hard. The people in the neighborhood were naturally in a hypnotic state when she did these actions.

Ellie thought about it all night. I didn't think of any good ideas to trick this colleague. She admits that her imagination is too bad and that she is not good at playing tricks on people, and that she believes that it is a lack of education, and that her parents can only be blamed.

There was still some time, and she decided to stand in front of the princess of this other world and think slowly.

Staring at Princess Fuhu's face, Ellie pulled out a marker from her phone screen. Raising his hand to draw on her face. Before she put pen to paper, she was saddened by her childlike level of teasing and gave up the idea. But the pen was not put down, and she pulled the collar of Princess Lafuhu's dress and unbuttoned her bodice. Trying to blacken her boobs. But it was still boring, and it would make her feel like she had a problem with her orientation, so she gave up again.

"Let's see what's on you!"

As she spoke, she waved her fingers to remove everything from Princess Fuhu's body, flattening them out into the air one by one. Princess Fuhu was wearing shoes and socks, and stood strangely in the courtyard, beside her soldiers.

Ellie was looking through the space props of Princess Fuhu on the side, she was quite surprised by this, she didn't expect that this country already had such a space magic, and being surprised was like seeing a glass mirror in the ruins from two thousand years ago.

From the space props, Ellie only found a lot of boring things, which could not arouse the slightest curiosity in her. She had hoped to find something embarrassing in this guy's pocket, and when she went to school, Ellie was most afraid of the teacher checking her belongings, because she always carried some props that would make the teacher angry. Of course, her teacher is a private teacher.

"Nothing interesting, sure enough, I still painted!"

She grabbed the marker again, and used the lingua franca she had learned to write some sentences on Princess Fuhu's body that would not be too rude.

On Princess Fuhu's chest, it reads, 'Peel peaches, do you want to taste them?', and on the lower abdomen, which is full of abdominal muscles, 'It's actually just a lipoma'. On each side of the ass is written 'the creek in the village' 'dried up'.

Ellie, who is extremely bad at doing this kind of thing, begins to feel headaches, and the more she writes, the more she feels that she is stupid. She ended the pointless activity and admired her words, which were terrible. The translator can only make her understand the words of this world, and if she wants to write proficiently, she must use it to memorize, which magic props can't do. The characters on Princess Fuhu's body look like preschoolers have worked hard to write, and they are very ugly.

Depressed, Ellie continued to rummage through her belongings, as a soldier, Princess Fuhu really didn't have much on her. In the pocket of her long dress, Ellie found a heart-shaped stone, which she knew was a magic prop at a glance. Even if it's Ellie. It was impossible to understand the purpose of magic Dao items when they were not used, so she gave them a little try.

"How should I use it? Just inject magic, right?"

The one she was holding in her hand was the Forbidden Demon Heart Stone that Princess Fuhu got from the magical city of Rozeraven......

After Zhou Shu returned home, he deeply felt how busy, busy and happy a man with colorful flags fluttered was.

Yu Feiniao noticed that Zhou Shu had a woman other than herself in this world, and she just forgot about the super sense of smell and super vision that she turned on when she turned off her work, and found Lu Xiaoshuang's hair and smell from Zhou Shu.

In the morning. Zhou Shu went to Lu Xiaoshuang's side and took a turn. Her clothing store is almost ready, it is being renovated, and it will be able to open when it is finished.

As a shop owner, she doesn't have even the slightest knowledge of clothing design, she can't sew, and she can't even sew buttons, so she is a typical city girl. But it doesn't matter, as a funder, she has found a designer who is trustworthy and has a design style that suits her aesthetics. There is also a team of tailors.

Zhou Shu looked at her large group of employees and also sweated, "You mean to make all-handmade clothing, can it really be sold?"

"It doesn't matter. Lu Xiaoshuang waved his hand very magnificently, "It doesn't matter if you don't make money, anyway, the store is my family's house and doesn't need rent, just take some water and electricity bills and labor every month, and you can't lose anywhere." ”

"That's how you opened your shop? I'm really worried about your father. ”

Lu Xiaoshuang kicked Zhou Shu's calf and stomach, and then took him to the place where the clothes were stored. During the period of store decoration, her employees also stepped up to sew clothes to fill the faΓ§ade. In Xiaohua's opinion, these clothes are very beautiful and decent, and they can be used to show off to Zhou Shu.

It's a pity. Zhou Shu has limited knowledge of this aspect and has little interest. He'd heard of a point of view before that was a standard for dating and finding a boyfriend that the girls in the department summed up when he was in college.

The department is full of female scholars, and in the eyes of ordinary people, both men and women are attracted to each other. The kind of men and women who have the same topics to talk about, and have matching knowledge reserves and hobbies are more likely to come together. For example, Wang Xiaobo and Li Yinhe. Li Yinhe, a young woman in literature and art, had the most perfect love letters of the twentieth century.

The views of the beauties in the department that Zhou Shu heard were diametrically opposite, and they felt that the possibility of finding a man with the same band was very small. It's not that there are few such people, but it's hard to get together. For example, the woman reads an interesting book and talks to the man, only to find that the other party has already read it. I originally wanted to tell a story to each other. But it became the other party talking to himself about his reading experience, which is very boring.

Therefore, those literary and artistic young women feel that it is better than looking for a young man who does not read at all. However, the premise is that the man who does not read books should respect his own interests and it is best to be able to maintain full curiosity.

Zhou Shu brought this situation into himself and Lu Xiaoshuang, and now he doesn't know about beautiful clothes, this is Lu Xiaoshuang's interest, not his own. However, you need to respect her interests and be curious.

"They look beautiful, but I don't understand them at all. Which of these do you think is the best? Tell me about it. ”

Applying the formula, Zhou Shu tried to hypocritically say something to please the girl. There was not a word of compliment in the words, just to pick up the topic and talk about her interests. Lu Xiaoshuang was very innocent and began to talk about clothes. Although she doesn't know how to design and sew, the topic of fashion can't bother her. Zhou Shu has heard people say before that fashion is just a circle, and people in the circle spend a lot of money every year and make small changes, just to keep themselves in this circle.

Now, this is a straight male cancer view of fashion. Zhou Shu has never really entered society, nor has he had experience in running a circle, and his life is sword and magic, although he is not good at either.

Lu Xiaoshuang spoke very happily, Zhou Shu listened patiently, and said from time to time, "Listening to you say this, it feels so powerful." Such words are perfunctory, and they have also successfully enhanced Lu Xiaoshuang's favorability.

The two rolled into bed together, and when they went home at night, Yu Feiniao found the hair on their clothes and the smell on their bodies.

"Tell me, who is that woman. If I don't transplant her brain into a dog, I want to see if you like her person or her body. ”

Yu Feiniao said with a straight face, Zhou Shu looked at her and couldn't help laughing. Very rude laughter.

Zhou Shu knew very well that Yu Feiniao was scaring himself and joking with himself. He also wanted to cater to it, but Yu Asuka's acting skills were really bad, and he was exposed too quickly.

"Don't laugh, I'm serious!!"

Zhou Shu covered his mouth and tried his best to recover from laughter. "Okay. All right. I'll give you her address. Why don't I take you to meet her?" ”

"You don't need to take me there, I'll sneak up on her and transform her!"

"I'm afraid you'll recognize the wrong person. ”

"You can't go wrong, I remember the smell. ”

"Do you remember the smell, and turn people into dogs, you can see yourself first......"

Yue Feiniao punched Zhou Shu hard, "Dare to insult me, I don't want to pull you alive!"

"Not really. Zhou Shuyu held the bird in his arms, and he wasn't worried about this guy being jealous at all. The reason why he laughed was because Yu Feiniao was trying to show a woman who was jealous, but it was a pity. As a living human, her EQ in this area seems to be missing.

The living human race is a group of guys with very problematic emotional intelligence, most of the men are withdrawn, and they can't even communicate normally with outsiders, so they need to let Yu Feiniao and the four sisters sit in the first world. Although Yu Feiniao's temperament is similar to that of ordinary people, there are many differences. She didn't have jealousy of Princess Fuhu before, and she gave a hundred-year covenant very kindly, which is not the logic that a normal head would have.

Zhou Shu is very pitiful for this guy. I won't even be jealous, it's worth feeling sorry for. For Lu Xiaoshuang. In fact, he really hoped that Yu Feiniao could take care of her for himself.

Recently, Lu Xiaoshuang has not been at ease. When chatting before, Lu Xiaoshuang revealed that she was entangled by a man, and that guy followed her from Shanghai to the small town.

Zhou Shu wanted to teach that guy a lesson, but he didn't think he could do that kind of thing, and he didn't have the time. Thanks to the help of metal beetles. I'm not afraid of Lu Xiaoshuang's accident. If Yu Feiniao could help take care of Lu Xiaoshuang, a guy who didn't have the slightest ability to protect himself, Zhou Shu would be more at ease.

However, he had no way to open his mouth to Yu Feiniao about these cruel things, so he could only give up.

After getting Zhou Shu's new book, the living people have been looking for a chance to thank this mysterious friend. Since he is not yet an official servant of the birds, he is in communication with the living people. It's an equal gesture, and it won't be treated as a subordinate to the next level.

Originally, when handing over the new book, Zhou Shu needed the help of the living human race to lobby the magician, which was a necessary transaction. The birth of the Time Magic Array erased this plot, which means that the living people now owe Zhou Shu a favor.

In the evening, Zhou Shu and Yu Feiniao gathered in front of the computer to watch pirated movies, and Yu Feiniao mentioned this topic.

"I listened to Changshengjun's tone, as if I wanted to promise you something as a thank you. ”

"Immortal Monarch...... That's your mother, isn't she? She's going to promise you to me?"

"If you have to interpret it in terms of the family rules of human society...... Changshengjun can be regarded as my mother. She should mean that she can do you a favor when you need it. For example, what kind of person is transformed, what kind of person is resurrected, and so on. As for the transformation process, it should be more comprehensive than Yang Xi's body, after all, I am not good at that type of transformation, and Yang Xi's performance as my product is not good. ”

"Don't talk about products and performance, Yang Xi is my godson, and not my alarm clock. Although she is quite noisy at times. ”

The topic of the two talked about Yang Xi, but they didn't notice Yang Xi herself at all, nor did they notice that she had disappeared from this home-

Yang Xi became good friends with Graniru and got together.

Young Master Graniru likes Yang Xi very much, otherwise he wouldn't have gone to pour out his unhappiness to her at the first sight of her.

Yang Xi didn't hold back before, and bit the palm of Young Master Graniru's hand. She doesn't have the fangs of vampires, and strictly speaking, all vampires, including Hannah, rely on the bite force of their jaws to produce blood. How to drink blood without destroying the arteries and causing a small amount of bleeding is a skill that can only be mastered by a vampire of Hannah's level, and Yang Xi has no fun at all.

Yang Xi drank the blood so many times, and every time it was clean, never destroying the arteries. But the amount of bleeding could only make her suck in small sips, as if she was drinking yogurt, and she couldn't drink beer as refreshingly.

Graniru was touched by Yang Xi's lips, teeth, and tongue, and the whole person fell in love with the feeling. After being bitten, he asked Yang Xi with a red face, "Who are you? I've only heard that monsters can suck human blood." Could it be that you're actually a pretty monster?"

Yang Xi naturally didn't understand what this guy said, but she had nodded several times in a row before, and in the face of this questioning tone, she nodded again.

"That's it...... It turns out that you are a monster. ”

Graniru rubbed his bitten hand, which was still bleeding, and placed it next to Yang Xi's mouth.

"You're welcome, drink some more. ”

Yang Xi sucked very hard just now, after all, it was a stranger's blood, and she couldn't let go of it. Now that permission was given, poor Graniru's palm was further bitten. The muscles are bitten away. In addition to drinking blood, Yang Xi kept licking the broken skin and muscles, as if he wanted to heal the wound with saliva.

For this small injury, Graniru casually went to the temple and spent a few silver coins to heal it, but he didn't care. Attacked by the soft lips and tongue for the second time, Graniru felt that he must have been seduced by the monster.

Facing Yang Xi, he plucked up the courage to stretch out his intact hand. This time he wasn't going to be bitten again, he wanted to take this dirty, cute monster home. Keep it at home, in case she wanders so much in the city. To harm others. Graniru was willing to sacrifice himself to be the only victim in Yang Xi's mouth.

Yang Xi returned home with Graniru, and with the help of the maid, he washed and washed himself, and appeared in front of Graniru in a very decent manner.

Graniru's hometown was a manor house on the outskirts of the city, and it didn't take much time to get in and out of the city by horse-drawn carriage. It's very convenient. Although there are houses in the city, they are too small for the family to live in, and only the less popular Graniru will go to live there.

Now, the houses in the city have new occupants. Yang Xi. She didn't mind living on the streets, she didn't mind being a homeless woman, but since there was a better environment to accept her, she was naturally happy to join in.

She hesitated for a moment when she saw Graniru's hand stretched out before handing him her hand and taking it. After sleeping in the comfortable princess bed for one night, Yang Xi was very glad for his choice yesterday. It's nice to be able to get rid of the dirty look and have a soft bed to sleep in.

She woke up early, and since it was a stranger's home, she lay in bed and didn't know what to do, or whether she should get up and do something, such as say hello to the owner of the place. So she simply lay down in bed and continued to pretend to be asleep, until Graniru knocked on the door at seven o'clock with breakfast.

This morning, Yang Xi's breakfast consisted of fresh milk and omelette omelette, as well as a male palm.

"I don't need to suck blood every day, just drink a little once in a while. ”

Yang Xi pushed that hand away and talked about his own affairs in a gesture. Graniru was disappointed, she had hoped that Yang Xi would be able to bring her lips and tongue together again, but seeing that she didn't mean it, Graniru stared at Yang Xi's mouth pitifully, and had an urge to kiss the past.

He didn't dare to make any tough moves against Yang Xi. Yesterday, Yang Xi just arrived, and in order to show off his luxury, Graniru threw the dirty Yang Xi into the large bathroom on the first floor, which is a swimming pool-like bathroom, and hot water can flow from a statue holding a water bottle with a twist of the water valve. Of course, the hot water needs to be boiled well by the servants.

Yang Xi thought that the water valve was the same as his own, so he twisted it counterclockwise and broke it directly. Graniru was sure that Yang Xi's monster was so powerful that he definitely didn't provoke it himself. He was interested in using force on her, at least before he saw the water valve easily snapped. This thought disappeared before Yang Xi took a bath, and after she bathed, she appeared in a clean and clean cloth in the country of the forest, but it could only be an idea