Chapter 311: Impossible

Lu Cheng on the other side didn't notice anything unusual about Yu Bojun and the woman beside him, but just continued to walk forward with Gu Xiaoxiao, who didn't seem to be in a very good state.

Gu Xiaoxiao, who was silent for a long time, walked to the edge of the supermarket, glanced at today's specials, paused, and said: "Today's clothes, don't buy them first, accompany me to the mountains, and talk about the rest when I come back at noon." ”

Lu Cheng didn't say anything, just nodded, and agreed. Since he chose to be an ordinary bodyguard and a simple college student, he listened to his boss, what to do and how to do it, the boss had the final say, and he would make suggestions at most.

Gu Xiaoxiao saw that Lu Cheng didn't say much, so she walked directly to the supermarket. When Lu Cheng saw her go down, he naturally followed.

Gu Xiaoxiao didn't do much to stay, for the first time, she acted like a boy shopping, she walked directly to the place near the exit, looked at the beer on it, thought about it, hesitated again and again, stretched out her hand to the relatively low degree Jinxue beer, hesitated again, bit her lip, and seemed to have made a big decision, lifting a dozen beers and walking to the cash register.

Lu Cheng didn't say anything, if this Gu Xiaoxiao could drink the wine, then he would just let her drink it, and if she couldn't drink it, he would take the rest of the wine. Anyway, when I was in junior high school, I was taken by a group of fox friends and dog friends to drink, and I also had a liver until one or two o'clock in the middle of the night, and then I often went abroad, and I drank two sips of wine when I was fine, and this amount of alcohol naturally went up.

However......

In less than twenty minutes, Lu Cheng looked at Gu Xiaoxiao who was lying on his side, and then looked at the beer that seemed to be half a listen, shook his head helplessly, and didn't say anything, directly helped the eldest lady to the back position, looked at the seat belts on the seats in that row, thought for a while, and pulled one over and inserted it in the middle part.

Lu Cheng got out of the car again, looked at the wine bottle on the ground, shook his head helplessly, packed up the wine, and put it on the co-pilot's pedal, and after he got into the driver's seat and started the car, he drove the car back to the city.

"Xiao Chang, from your dormitory, you can find a time for them all to come down, Gu Xiaoxiao, this girl, can also play a little, she can't drink enough, she still has to drink, and the final result is that she pours it directly! Now she is asleep in the back of her car......" Lu Cheng said, glanced at the rearview mirror again, originally wanted to ensure the safety of this employer, but just saw Gu Xiaoxiao turn herself into a baby who almost fell, a little couldn't help laughing, slowed down for a while, and continued, "Fortunately, your girl is still at home, if you go back now, I will look at Gu Xiaoxiao later, I am afraid that I will laugh!" ”

As soon as Lu Chang heard this, he suddenly came to his senses: "Brother! Slow down! I'll go back to my dorm now! I'll bring them all down myself! ”

"Wouldn't it be good to send people back to the dormitory sooner?"

"No, I mean to say, you take your time, be careful, don't knock other Gu Xiaoxiao down! It's always good to be safe, isn't it? ”

Somewhat helplessly, he sent Gu Xiaoxiao back to the downstairs of the dormitory, and parked the car again, and Lu Cheng went back to the dormitory.

That group of livestock like to hang around in the dormitory at noon, and some like to go to the balcony for a walk, watching Lu Cheng get out of the car to help get Gu Xiaoxiao who was still lying in the car, and also helped to send it to the gate downstairs of the girls' dormitory.

"What are you doing here?" As soon as Lu Cheng returned to the dormitory, he saw the fat man and Li Weixiang posing as interrogators, which made him a little frightened.

"Be lenient in your confession!" Li Weixiang sat on the left, watched Lu Cheng enter the dormitory, and immediately shouted.

"Resist strictly!" Liu Pang, the fat man on the side, also added.

"I'll be honest with you, what did you do when you just came back?!"

"Besides, what did you do last night?! Didn't go home all night, didn't go home all night or what?! ”

Lu Cheng looked at the two of them like this, and he also knew a rough idea in his heart, smiled, and replied: "I was called out by a friend for some things last night, and I will go home after I am done." ”

"What is the situation with Gu Xiaoxiao?" For the goddess of his family, Li Weixiang seems very serious.

"Gu Xiaoxiao, I went out with her in the morning, and then I seemed to have met a scumbag, although I don't know what the relationship between Gu Xiaoxiao and him is, but then Gu Xiaoxiao said that he wanted to drink, but who knew about this ......." Lu Cheng originally wanted to say "this girl", but after thinking about it, he was sluggish for a while, and he didn't know what to say, so he could only change his words and say, "Who knew that this person was so bad at drinking, and he was drunk directly!" I had no choice but to send her back. ”

"Nothing really happened?" Li Weixiang still didn't believe Lu Cheng a little, looked at Lu Cheng suspiciously, and asked.

"Not really!" As he spoke, Lu Cheng found that the fat man came to his side again, and his nose twitched, as if he was sniffing the smell of Lu Cheng's body, which directly startled Lu Cheng, and jumped backwards, and exclaimed, "Fatty, what are you doing?!" ”

"Wait!" The fat man grabbed Lu Cheng and followed with another questioning word, "What is the relationship between you and Lu Chang?!" How can you smell of her?! ”

"Really?" Lu Cheng replied with a smile, in fact, he already knew in his heart, yesterday the girl pestered her to blow her hair, and finally played with herself, plus the shower gel prepared at home was also bought by Lu Chang, and the family used a kind of shower gel, and it was normal for her to have that smell on her body, "Maybe it's a coincidence, maybe it's the shower gel that happens to be the same as hers?" ”

"That's not right!" The fat man still didn't plan to let Lu Cheng go, "I passed by Lu Chang once and smelled her!" It tastes similar to your body wash, but there's definitely a difference! I've used your shower gel a few times, I've smelled it a few times, your home is the same as the school, don't want to fool me, I'm not good at Liu Pang, just this nose is better! The taste you used to taste is different from today's, so you should be honest with yourself! ”

"Yes!" Li Weixiang also echoed at this time, "There is also Gu Xiaoxiao's!" Explain it well! ”

"Gu Xiaoxiao?" Lu Cheng said, suddenly thought of a burst of rhetoric, and hurriedly replied, "Maybe my shower gel and Gu Xiaoxiao's smell are mixed together, so it feels very similar to Lu Chang's." Think about it for yourself, the smell of my shower gel may just be because I helped bring Gu Xiaoxiao out, so it sticks some flavors. ”

"I still don't believe it!" Liu Fatzi was indomitable this time, "Although I have been wearing it, Gu Xiaoxiao and Lu Chang have a relatively average relationship because of their ranking, but the six people in their dormitory are called a sticky. Tired, as long as you see one, basically the other five can also be seen! The last time I smelled it, it was just around the middle of class. At that time, from Lu Chang to Gu Xiaoxiao, I smelled the smell of each of them! I'm fat Liu, the best thing about it, that's the taste! ”

"Wait!" Li Weixiang also noticed some foreign objects stuck to Lu Cheng's clothes at this time, stepped forward and grabbed them, Li Weixiang looked at the color on it, turned his head and said to Liu Fatzi, "Look at it, this hair is not of ordinary length!" ”

Lu Cheng looked at the hair, and his heart also chuckled, he knew that only his sister would stick to this hair, Gu Xiaoxiao was impossible! The colors are different! Lu Chang didn't dye her hair, and her long hair hung down behind her, so her hair was always long and dark, but Gu Xiaoxiao was different, she permed it slightly, and dyed it chestnut, although it looked very similar to black, but it definitely didn't look like Lu Chang's black length! And this hair in front of you is black and long!

Liu Fatzi looked at it, directly returned to his position, took out a ruler, measured it little by little, and finally frowned, looked at Lu Cheng, and said, "Tell me honestly!" What is the relationship between you and Lu Chang?! Now that the evidence is conclusive, you can be deceived by us again! Lu Chang is one meter seventy-two tall and more than sixty years long, and the length of this hair is fifty-three, which is close to her length, which is about the same length as her waist-length hair! Coupled with the smell on your body, the owner of this hair is Lu Chang's nine times out of ten! ”

"Lu Cheng!" Li Weixiang also came to Lu Cheng's side at this time, put his arm on his shoulder and said, "Actually, our brothers didn't say that you chased the school flower, and what you did when you went out with them, we didn't recognize you." It's just that you have to keep some meat for others, right? If a school girl is not good, he has to be a scumbag and step on two boats, is it good? I don't think so, if the two of you happen to be chatting one day, and they are in the same dormitory, then wouldn't you be a bigger deal? When the time comes, nothing will be easy to deal with, nothing will be easy to explain, and in the end, as soon as the reputation spreads, your reputation will be even worse, and it will not be good, right? ”

Lu Cheng also knew at once that they had misunderstood, so he just smiled and replied: "Since I can't hide it from you, then I'll say it directly, so as not to keep you suspicious." Lu Chang is my sister, the kind of sister who owns me, as for Gu Xiaoxiao, it's just that the relationship is okay, but it's just an ordinary friend, what else is not suitable for you to know, but you have to be clear that Gu Xiaoxiao and I are not a couple now. I, who have a girlfriend, will say it, you can rest assured of this. ”