The Mad Bride is a very interesting person, and the pressure she brings to the people around her seems to be just innate, and she is very distressed by it. ~Top Novel,

Zhou Shujian yì She learned how to tell jokes, whether it was good or not, it was quite a cheap thing. If you can consciously stick to it and use the phrase 'I'll tell you a joke' as a mantra when you communicate with people, then you will basically be good for the rest of your life. You might be taken as a weirdo, but it's better than having your fiancé release a pigeon on your wedding day.

On the bed, the mad bride lies on her back, staring at the ceiling of her house, not knowing what she is thinking. Zhou Shu lay beside her and heard the sound of Suo Suo outside the big house. It should have been a solo rider who broke in, and eighty percent of it was Ou Na who came over and crouched.

"Missionary, I think you should go. "The crazy bride made a speech to drive people away.

Zhou Shu sat up and touched her face, "I think so too, I'll come to play with you tomorrow." ”

He now regrets a little bit that he ruined this guy's aura. She now behaved like an ordinary grumpy woman, and she couldn't release that inexplicable pressure anymore, at least for Zhou Shu, who saw her wolf appearance.

"Tomorrow...... Come play?"

"Hmm. Because you seduced me, you are responsible for this, and you must entertain me. ”

"And then, will you marry me?"

"How could it be ......"

"It's just...... Play?"

"Hmm. ”

Zhou Shu understands this marriage maniac, but he is not ready to toss around indiscriminately, and staying here for another day is basically the limit. You'll have to go the day after tomorrow.

The mad bride didn't hide her disappointment, "I knew my luck wouldn't be so good." Die an enemy, and reap a man who is okay. There is no such good thing in the world. ”

"A man who is okay?" Zhou Shu was not satisfied with this somewhat arrogant evaluation, "Good is good, be frank and likable." ”

"Okay. The mad bride was frank, "Come tomorrow and I'll entertain you." When you're gone, I'll try to find a good man. ”

"Actually, it's good to be single. Your character is not suitable for marriage. Zhou Shu thought of the guys from the living human race, there is no need to have an equal marriage relationship, and the relationship between men and women in the form of master and slave is not a big deal. Moreover, among the three sisters of Asuka, there is also a male-dominated male-female relationship, and the master and slave do not necessarily mean a clear superiority and superiority.

The problem with the mad bride is that she can't ignore the eyes of the world. If she could, she wouldn't have driven herself crazy because she was released at the wedding.

"By the way, I have something to ask you. Zhou Shu suddenly remembered the question of the curse, "Could it be that you cursed that maid of yours to death?" Did you see something from some crooked book?"

The crazy bride said that it was not like that, "I just hate her every day." Didn't do anything else. Her death, if not a manifest spirit, was bad luck. I heard that there has been a plague on the outskirts of the city recently, and it is not uncommon for weak women to die. ”

"Aren't you crazy?

"I'm just getting on the tip of the bull's horn and being a little paranoid. But I don't mind if you're willing to call me a crazy bride, even though I'm not crazy, and I'm not anyone's bride. ”

Zhou Shu estimated the time and felt that those thieves were coming soon. So he secretly released two beetles and let these two things deal with the bad guys. Don't let the sneaky Ou Na hidden near the mansion take the credit.

"You stay tonight, and don't leave tomorrow. The crazy bride said the signature command, and Zhou Shu wanted to stay, but he was worried that Ou Na and Que Xi would not find him tomorrow, so he had to go back and say something. And I just heard about the plague, so I need to warn the two girls. Take the medicine off the road and hit the road. The jelly beans that go back in time have been used a little fiercely lately, and they have bottomed out.

"Didn't you drive me away before, why are you talking about this now?"

"I'm tempting, trying to push you. ”

"You want me to say 'I don't want to go'?"

"Hmm. ”

Zhou Shu was embarrassed by this kind of conversation, which was a bit similar to that of a sick princess. Strictly speaking, the sick princess would have been so down-to-earth if she didn't deliberately show Xiàn. It is estimated that it will also be a character like a crazy bride. This discovery made Zhou Shu have to be careful, maybe his eldest lady will become paranoid and crazy one day.

The option to stay here is not bad, Zhou Shu said that she can meet one of her requirements, and it can't be too much. The mad bride knew that a similar situation would happen, and that there was really no choice between herself and the current scene, so she decided to want it once, this time by herself.

She's not the kind of person who tells jokes to others, and she'll be the same as before when the man who sees her red and swollen lower body, lost her eyes, and snort Coke in her nose leaves.

A person's personality, temperament and behavior will not be reversed by what Zhou Shu Cheng did, he hopes so, as long as the crazy bride can not hold her head up in front of him. In the face of other people, it is more reassuring to look terrible-

The four thieves arrived as scheduled, but the beetles didn't get the credit, and neither did Ouna.

Zhou Shu was tossed by the mad bride like a female appliance for half an hour, and the game ended, and the mad bride sent him out of the mansion.

The wedding dress was torn, and the crazy bride only wore this dress for most of the year. Now that she had untied the knot, she naturally changed into other clothes that had been dusty for a long time and were full of musty smells, and looked much more normal.

Since Ou Na may be observing nearby, all Master Zhou borrowed a cloak to cover his head and face. As a result, when the two passed by the courtyard wall and were about to kiss goodbye, four thieves broke in.

They had been crouching outside the mansion for a long time. Zhou Shu originally thought that these people would not come, after all, their plan failed, the matter of the maid was revealed, and the possibility of the thief canceling the operation was quite high. As a result, these four people obviously don't take the force value of the crazy bride and the girl in their eyes.

Zhou Shu didn't use the women around him, and the crazy bride didn't mean to make a move.

"It's a good feeling to be protected by a man. I really like you. ”

Zhou Shusan drove the thief away in two clicks, staring at the bleak expression of the crazy bride, and felt very sad in his heart. He was sure that the woman's seductive abilities were beginning to toss him again. In order not to get into more trouble. He just smiled and left without looking back. The planned kiss goodbye was swept away, and he thought it would be better to do so.

Alone at the Travelers' Chamber of Commerce by the irresponsible Ouna, she shrunk by the wall like a squirrel. There were already a few men around her who came over with obvious malice and were talking to her, and Zhou Shu rushed back in time. Use your body to scare the gang away.

Those malnourished men were much gentler and more cowardly than the thieves just now. When he saw the guy who was in the way, he retreated decisively.

Master Zhou came to the side of Quexi, who was a little more relieved, and smiled at her, "See, if there is no man around a woman, it is very troublesome, and it is very necessary to find a man worthy of a newcomer." ”

Quexi is more persuasive and will not admit death like a crazy bride. "You're right, Mr. Missionary. Thank you for your help. ”

"You're welcome. Where's Ouna, went to the bride?"

"Well, I hope she's safe. ”

As soon as she said this, Ou Na returned. She clutched her sword with a depressed face, basically saying that she had nothing to gain tonight.

Zhou Shu asked very badly, "How is it, did you save that poor woman?"

Ou Na was in ambush outside the walls of the mansion before nightfall, and sneaked into the house soon after nightfall. When she saw the mad bride sending a sneaky man out of the mansion, she was already sure that she shouldn't have anything to gain today. And the crazy bride wears ordinary home clothes. And not the bridal dress.

The mad bride can fight more than she can, she knows that. Now people are not getting it by the sweet sleeping grass. Whatever the reason, there will be no drama today anyway.

Holding on to the last glimmer of hope, she did not leave directly, but wanted to wait for the thieves to come, hoping that the bride would be caught by the thieves by mistake, so that she could save the beauty heroically. It's a pity, though. She saw that the thief was chased away by the man with his head and face covered, and it was no matter how hard she looked. What's even worse is that just when she lamented her misfortune and was about to find a chance to leave quietly, she was unfortunately discovered by the crazy bride. was beaten up by her again, and he didn't even have a chance to say a word.

At this time, Nati's body was full of bruises, "The woman grabbed a stone, and without saying anything, she hit me on it, and it was impossible for me to fight back." I've been so unlucky lately......"

Quexi felt that the poor woman was better than anything, and Ou Na seemed to be fine, still alive and kicking.

"What about the letter?" Zhou Shu asked very unkindly.

Ouna's sense of responsibility as a messenger has not been removed, "I'll go again tomorrow during the day." ”

"Then come on. Zhou Shu smiled, "Let's go to the next city the day after tomorrow, I hope you can do it tomorrow." ”——

The next day, when Ou Na came to knock on the door of the crazy bride, Zhou Shu was attacking her behind on the bed, and the strength was very soft, but he couldn't bear to deal with this poor woman again.

Ou Na knocked on the door for a long time and no one came out, and the maid from before was gone. She was worried that she would be beaten again, so she didn't sneak in any secrets, so she stood at the door and shouted, hoping that the people inside would hear.

Zhou Shu heard his voice and felt that it affected his mood a little, so he sped up the speed and frequency to satisfy the crazy bride and put an end to this matter. Zhou Shu didn't plan to show her weirdness, so he asked her yesterday to borrow a cloak instead of his own.

The two of them, who no longer do things for men and women, get together and suddenly find that there is nothing else to do.

"Or, do it again?" the mad bride finally learned to ask for advice, and at least she had learned a lesson in this regard. If you take a tough attitude like that, you will probably be miserable like the first time.

"Don't you...... I'm going to be reluctant to give you ......."

"It should be done again. ”

Zhou Shu quite resolutely said that he should leave and probably won't come back. "I'm a little sorry for you, but it's true. ”

"Are you sorry for me?" the mad bride thought this statement was a bit ridiculous. "Without you, I would probably still be wearing that wedding dress. ”

"Well, that's right, I rescued you from that dress. ”

The mad bride corrected, "You stripped me naked." ”

"But the latter thing is your own initiative. ”

"Do you need to be so clear?"

"Would you like something to eat?"

The crazy bride can't talk about Zhou Shu, she is not good at arguing, mainly because of the lack of exercise. In addition to the reason why she has not been in contact with people for most of the past six months, she used to discuss with others, and she would soon shut up the other party, which was a matter of momentum. Before the week is written. She, the poor woman who had been foaming at the mouth, had completely lost her natural advantage, and it was irrational to quarrel.

"I'll make something to eat. There are still some things in the kitchen, and it looks like I'm going to have to prepare my own food in the future. ”

"Not going to hire a maid?"

The mad bride smiled bitterly again, "Spare me, I'm already physiologically resistant to those guys." ”

As a woman who has ever traveled alone, the crazy bride can take care of herself. Her family's business has all stopped. has no family wealth, but it just needs a second struggle.

Zhou Shu chatted with her in the kitchen while busy, and finally brought out two very delicate foods, which are also part of the chef's all-round talent. The only thing that is not very particular about the drink is the drink, the mad bride does not drink, and there is no collection of this at home, and the two drink water from a pressurized well.

The crazy bride of Coke is very disgusted with it, and Zhou Shu didn't take it out without interest, and he wasn't ready to do tricks. Since I decided to leave tomorrow. It's better not to show off a lot of things, so he can only drink raw water with him, and it tastes okay.

There is a lot of air in raw water, and the taste is very different from boiled water. When the two were eating, the topic inexplicably turned here, and Zhou Shu also showed off the natural common sense he learned in elementary school.

"You seem to know a lot of interesting things, and I really want to keep you locked in the cellar. Stay by your side every night to chat with you. ”

The sick lady of the crazy bride is just joking, her unique way of laughing. Zhou Shu won't take it seriously.

"What are you going to do in the future? Living here alone, and grabbing a random man on the street and locking him up to chat with you?"

"Maybe that's a good idea. Note that you should be jealous. ”

"I'm not possessive of you......" Zhou Shu said very bluntly, "But I know someone who can take care of you, a sensible girl, and I promise that she will never harm you." I just don't speak the language. ”

"What do you want to say?"

"I just want to get you a maid, lest you live alone and go mad. You're actually quite vulnerable, you just don't know it. ”

The mad bride was very interested in the girl described by Zhou Shu who didn't know the language here, and she knew it very well, except for Haike. There's no way anyone doesn't know that. She was confident that she could teach a seafarer girl the language and writing, and perhaps she could learn something about the man in front of her. Although it is pointless to know, it can satisfy curiosity -

At about ten o'clock in the morning of the next day, Zhou Shu lay on the carriage shelf, and got on the road with a pile of deadly smelling leather goods, ready to go to the next city to find the traces of the king of this country.

The two guys, Quexi and Ou Na, sat in front of the frame and drove the car, and the two of them didn't plan to stay with Zhou Shu at all, and they didn't want to have too much contact with the annoying taste of the goods.

Ou Na insisted that it was a very mentally retarded act to go on the road empty, so she forcibly got some money from Zhou Shu and prepared to sell some things to ensure the travel expenses. Since winter is approaching, leather goods are likely to become a sought-after commodity, so these stinky and baked goods are chosen for trafficking.

Zhou Shu has a lot of opinions about this, his nose is much more sensitive than ordinary people, and even if his nostrils are blocked, he will be tortured by these things. The reason why Ou Na was able to get money from him was because of a lot of sacrifice. Zhou Shu had always acted in line with the principle of not letting these two women touch the money, for fear that he would lose his position as the owner of the money.

But unfortunately, Ou Natian shamelessly grabbed his hand and put it on her chest, rubbing it and pleading. Zhou Shu is very sure that this is one of his weaknesses, and it is still the most difficult one to overcome, so it is better to simply give money.

Shortly after the trio's carriage hit the road, there was a knock on the iron door of the mad bride's mansion. The rattling knocker continued for a long time before the mad bride slowly walked out of the door to answer the door.

She was busy calculating the cash she had and was ready to hire someone to tidy up the yard and house.

The one who knocked on the door was a girl who looked honest and beautiful, wearing the clothes of the East Country that Zhou Shu had gotten, with an iron box in her pocket and some candy inside, and a silver metal beetle lying on her chest, shining.

The crazy bride looked at the girl in front of her. smiled kindly at her, and then said to herself: "The girl introduced by Zhou Shu, what should I say to let you help pull out the weeds in the yard?"

Traveling with Sparrow and Ou Na is a very bad thing.

Master Zhou has never felt so stinky in his life. On the first night of the night with the leather goods, he went to sleep on the side of the road, far from the wagon, trying to get rid of the smell. As a result, I was awakened by the smell of animals on my body. After a day in that pile, he was already 'pickled' and there was no cure.

Ou Na also felt that there was something wrong with the goods she had gotten. On the third night after going on the road, Zhou Shu left all the leather goods on the side of the road, completely ignoring Ou Na's resistance.

"Gotta get them all away!! I don't need that stinky money!"

Zhou Shu had enough of it, he even dismantled the burlap carport that was polluted by the smell of leather goods and threw it away, he almost wanted to throw himself away.

Ou Na has also watched Zhou Shu change from a very peaceful person to irritable and irritable in the past two days, she doesn't understand it, isn't it just a little bit of taste. What's the big deal?

She thought the missionary was hypocritical, but since they were already angry, she couldn't do anything about it, so she had to watch as her goods were left on the side of the road. My heart was bleeding.

"I'm going to take a shower!" Zhou Shu had never disliked himself so much, he even doubted that the smell on his body could be washed off, and whether he would be so stinky for the rest of his life.

"Take a bath?"

Ou Na and Quexi glanced at each other and thought that the man in front of them must be crazy.

It would be dark by this time, and the three of them stopped by the side of the road. However, there is a mountain forest nearby, and it is impossible to have a place for people to bathe.

A few mournful birds dotted the night sky. Zhou Shu was just saying hello to the two girls, and was not asking for their opinions. After finishing speaking, he walked in the direction of the forest without looking back.

Not long after entering the forest, he leaped into the sky and flew high into the sky with a jet of flame, disguising himself as a star.

Circled around the neighborhood for a long time under the night sky. Zhou Shu sadly found that there was obviously a particularly translucent lake nearby, and he actually tossed for a long time before discovering it.

He landed on the edge of the lake, stripped naked, and prepared to go into the water for a dip. The lake is littered with leaves and corpses of all kinds of insects. Of course, there are also living bugs. Zhou Shu glanced at it a little and felt that it was still within his tolerance, at least it was better than the taste on his body.

Just as he was about to enter the water, Takeshi's eyesight finally showed normal, and he saw something floating in the middle of the lake......

It looks like a woman's hair, floating loosely on the water......

"Algae?"

Zhou Shu squinted his eyes and looked carefully at the center of the lake, and found that a straw pole poked straight there, which made people feel uneasy.

"It can't be such a coincidence, right?" Zhou Shu searched it with the Book of Summoning, and really found a woman. Young, with strong and well-proportioned muscles on her body, and her lower abdomen bulging slightly, Zhou Shu knew how this came about, because the Book of Summoning described her as 'pregnant woman'.

The bulging lower abdomen did not have the slightest hint of a pregnant woman, except for a pillow-like protrusion in her abdomen, and her flanks had quite familiar muscles. Able to maintain abs in the event of pregnancy...... Zhou Shuyan zhòng suspected that the woman was a fitness trainer. If there is such a profession in this country......

I had just left from an unlucky bride, and then I met a pregnant girl. Zhou Shu felt that his recent womanhood had begun to develop in a strange direction.

He stared at the straw pole in the center of the lake, as if to pinch it with his mental strength, to see if there would be a girl who could actually come out of the lake with a grass in her mouth.

In fact, it's not that he can't do this, just put a small fire and burn it. To satisfy his curiosity, he did. The flame ignites on the straw stalk, causing it to no longer have the same effect as a straw. Zhou Shu just watched a young girl with a beautiful face break through the water under the moonlight in the night, her long wet hair was throwing an arc, and the splash of water was shining in the moonlight.

The girl saw Zhou Shu standing on the shore at first glance, wearing nothing. She swam over quickly, went ashore naked, threw away the straw in her hand that could no longer be used, and looked at Zhou Shu's lower body with a smile.

"Hahaha, look at your unproductive appearance!"

The girl's voice was like a bell ringing, crisp and bright and easy to distinguish.

Zhou Shu already had a normal reaction when he saw her coming out of the water, and at this time, the girl who was pregnant and had developed abdominal muscles was staring at it.

"If you're uncomfortable, I'll help you?"

Zhou Shu was sure that there was really a problem with his woman's luck. (To be continued......)