Chapter 038: Good Citizen Certificate![Recommend!Collect!]
In the inner hall, people who can come in here to talk need identity, but Wu was stained with the light of the smell of smoke today, and was called here by Sister Yan.
Sitting on the two soft chairs opposite Sister Yan, Wu Zhengxie smiled and said, "Sister Yan, this master looks at your face, you have a lot of worries during this time." ”
Looking at Wu Zhengxie with a smile, Sister Yan said, "Wu Zhengxi, I haven't seen you for a few days, your mouth is getting better and better, by the way, Wang Hao said that someone came to report the case, that person is you, right?"
Wu Zhengxie nodded, "Well, it's me, I found a corpse, just now." ”
"Corpse?" Wu Zhengxie's words were interrupted by Sister Yan, "Do you see clearly? Is the deceased male or female, and what is the approximate age? What are the characteristics on the body? Can you identify his specific identity? Can you preliminarily confirm the cause of death?"
"This" Wu Zhengxie smiled bitterly, "I said Sister Yan, I haven't finished my words just now." ”
Sister Yan was stunned for a moment, and then motioned for Wu Zhengxie to continue.
"That's right," Wu Zhengxie thought for a while and continued, "It was cold and dark at that time, and I just felt a bit like a person lying in the snow in a daze, well, I didn't feel the slightest anger on his body, if it was a person, it must be a dead person."
At that time, I wanted to report the crime as soon as possible, so I rushed here, and as for whether the person was a man or a woman, I really didn't pay attention. ”
"Are you scared, right?" Sister Yan nodded unceremoniously, and looked at Wu Zhengxie with a smile, "You call yourself a 'master', you are not even afraid of ghosts and demons, why are you afraid of a corpse?
"I" Rao is Wu is a thick-skinned person, and his face was flushed when Sister Yan said this.
Seeing Wu Zhengxi's embarrassed appearance, Sister Yan didn't continue the topic, "Okay, my colleagues will be here in a few minutes, and then go to the place you said first, alas, there are always people who disappear inexplicably during this time, and the two police stations in our city are very busy." ”
Shaking her head, Sister Yan looked at Wu Zhengxie and chuckled, "Look at you, now you have found a new job, right?
Seeing Wu Zhengxie's current appearance, Yan Jing's heart was very happy, and she didn't know why, perhaps, it was because Wu Zhengxie's experience was similar to herself.
Hearing Yan Jing's inquiry, Wu Zhengxi's eyes rolled, and he immediately replied, "Yes, I know that Sister Yan is the most tired of those tricks that deceive people, how dare Master Ben deceive people?"
After a pause, Wu Zhengxie coughed lightly and cleared his throat, "That's the case, this master is now the 16th generation inheritance of Yang Gong's feng shui, and he is no longer the Jianghu warlock who only knows how to deceive people."
Well, before, Master Ben had just solved the feng shui problem for the family and rescued their paralyzed mother, and the little couple wanted to thank Master Ben, no, in addition to sending money, they also bought this new set of clothes for Master Ben. ”
Wu Zhengxie didn't notice that as he said more and more, Yan Jing's face became more and more ugly, and by the time Wu Zhengxie finished speaking, Yan Jing's face had completely turned cold.
"Hmph, I don't repent!" Yan Jing stood up angrily, pointed at Wu Zhengxi, and said angrily, "Wu Zhengxi, you can't do something serious except to deceive people?
Wu Zhengxie was stunned, he didn't understand, why was Yan Jing angry?
In the past, it may have been a deception, but now it is not an exaggeration to say that it is 'helping the world and saving people'.
Thinking of this, Wu Zhengxie decisively explained, "I said Sister Yan, you really misunderstood Master Ben. ”
Hearing Wu Zhengxie's words, Yan Jing's face had no expression, and it was still cold, but Wu Zhengxie knew that Yan Jing was waiting for her explanation.
For a while, Wu Zhengxie repeated again, "Sister Yan, this master has indeed obtained the true transmission of Yang Gong Feng Shui, and is now the 16th generation of Yang Gong Feng Shui. ”
didn't finish a word, only heard Yan Jing snort coldly, turned around and walked outside.
In the inner hall, Wu opened his mouth wide, staring blankly at the slightly thin but still curvaceous back slamming the door out.
"Did I say something wrong?" Wu Zhengxie smiled bitterly, "It's just that you don't believe in this master, the current master is not as good as the original, hum, if this master is not mistaken, your police station will also ask for this master." ”
Just when Master Wu was thinking about how much he would pay this police station in the future, the door opened, and a cold voice came in, "Wu Zhengxi, now our police ask you to lead the way." ”
"Well, here we go. Wu Zhengxie didn't care about Yan Jing's cold tone at all, maybe in his opinion, this was all as it should be.
It's just that Yan Jing's tone is different when he hears the ears of the policemen outside, and for a while, almost all of the eight policemen who came later looked at Wu Zhengxie with sympathetic eyes, which seemed to say, 'Boy, you're unlucky!' However, Wu himself felt very good, and ran to Yan Jing with a fart, and said with a smile, "Sister Yan, I'll take you there, but if you find that it's really a corpse, do you want to reward me as a good citizen?"
Well, how do you reward it? Think about it."
Ignoring the strange expressions of the crowd, Wu Zhengxie frowned at himself and thought about it in place, and after a moment, Wu Zhengxie slapped his head violently and said in surprise, "I thought of it, your police station can issue a sign to Master Ben, yes, it's a brand, I've seen it in those movies before, it seems to be called 'Good Citizen Certificate'?"
"Poof!"
At the door, the policeman who came later couldn't help it, "I just said how do you look so familiar, it turned out to be you!" The person who spoke looked at Wu Zhengxie as he spoke, and nodded while looking, "Yes, yes, your kid has grown up now, and he has changed his new clothes?"
After that, the guy glanced at Wu with a suspicious expression, "You kid can't be cheated out of the money to buy clothes, right?"
Hearing this, Wu Zhengxie was stunned for a moment, raised his eyes to look at the person who spoke, but snorted in his mouth, "Deceit? Master Ben hasn't cheated for a long time, this set of clothes is still after Master Ben saved people with Feng Shui, people thank Master Ben for sending it, do you kid have eyesight? I can't even see the unique wisp of good karma on this dress?"
All the police officers were stunned, including Yan Jing, and everyone looked at Wu Zhengxie with a smug and serious face.
After a long time, a voice in the crowd muttered softly, "Brother, do you know him?"
The person who spoke was the 'Comrade Mage' who had been smoking and discussing with Master Wu just now, but now, the 'Comrade Mage' was silently standing aside and asking his brother Wang Cheng in a low voice.
"Yes, this kid impresses me too much, even if he turns into ashes, he can't escape my Wang Cheng's eyes!" As he spoke, Wang Cheng glanced at Yan Jing, and then looked at Wu Zhengxie with a smile, and said, "Wu Zhengxi, we can't see anything in your clothes, and we won't listen to you, but the 'good citizen certificate' you just said, our police station really can't get it, this thing is a certificate given to Han Jian by Xiao Yueben during the Anti-Japanese War, if you really want it, I don't mind going out of my way to help you make one." ”
"No, no, no!" Hearing this, Wu quickly waved his hand, and then said with a sigh, "Alas, how do you think this is good? ”
Wu Zhengxi's eyes rolled, and he continued, "This master walks between the world, and he doesn't seek fame or profit, but you can't take out what this master likes, so let's just take out a hundred and eighty thousand land casually, and this master will accept it without embarrassment."
"Okay!" Hearing Wu Zhengxie say more and more unreliable, Yan Jing finally spoke up, "Wu Zhengxi, if what you said is true, after we confirm the identity of the deceased, the family of the deceased will thank you." ”
Turning his head, "Xiao Zhang, go and drive the car over, we'll go over now." ”
A nine-seater van, just filled with ten people even Wu Zhengxi, suddenly, the van with the siren drove quickly on the deserted street, the neon lights on both sides of the street with the slowly falling snowflakes seemed to tell the coldness of the lights, and the night sky without half a remnant star was rendered by the city's giant lights, which was artificially creating the atmosphere of the New Year's Festival, but how many people really felt the feeling of joy and warmth intertwined?
In the car, none of the ten people spoke, and Wu also rarely closed his mouth after initially telling the police driver the location.
For a while, the atmosphere in the whole car seemed a little lifeless, especially now that it was close to half past eleven in the evening, and under this atmosphere people couldn't help but be drowsy.
"It's here!" a cold sip suddenly made everyone who was about to fall asleep feel excited.
With the light of the van, Wu Zhengxie raised his eyes and pointed to the low slope wall on the right, at this time the small slope was almost dyed white by snow, and the uphill stone road had completely disappeared, plus this was not the central section of the city, and there was no street lighting, so the scene in the eyes of everyone was gray and white.
The cold wind hit from time to time, and several policemen subconsciously tightened their police uniforms and coats.
"Is this here?" Sister Yan's eyebrows furrowed slightly, sweeping towards Wu Zhengxi, "Are you sure?"