Everyone was stunned by Xu Zhiwu's voice, and Li Qinglan frowned, obviously a little displeased.

But on this happy day, she didn't want to say anything too harsh to her mother-in-law's family, pulled Xu Zhiqiu's sleeve, and whispered, "What's the matter with your cousin?" Drink like a fish? ”

Xu Zhiqiu patted the back of Li Qinglan's hand: "Give it to me, I'll take him out." ”

"Wait, big brother, it's about to pass the auspicious time, ignore him, go to the cave room first."

Xu Zhinian, the bridesmaid, should be conscientious, and when the feng shui master calculated the good fortune before, she kept it in mind.

They have been stepping on the auspicious time all day long, and when it comes to the last step, they can't let Xu Zhiwu do anything bad.

This is not a question of superstition or not, she just wants to make the wedding of her eldest brother and sister-in-law a happy and happy one.

They simply didn't take Xu Zhiwu's stubble, and went upstairs directly into the wedding room.

The wedding room is carefully arranged by Song Shuzhi, very warm and festive, the bed is also placed with peanuts, chestnuts, longan and other auspicious items, and there is an unedged axe under the pillow - taking the meaning of "blessing".

"Brother, sister-in-law, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, you should rest early."

Xu Zhinian squeezed his eyebrows at Xu Zhiqiu, Xu Zhiqiu's face was flushed, and Li Qinglan was even more ashamed to raise her head.

"What are you doing in a daze, let's go."

Xu Zhinian grabbed Xu Zhiguang and squeezed out of the door while shouting.

Just as they were about to leave the master bedroom, Xu Zhiwu's voice came again.

"What are you doing, what's this, it's really not a fuss? Zhiqiu, this is your mistake, between our cousins, you are the first to hold a wedding, we tossed with you for a day, you have earned enough face, and now you have wilted Baden and entered the cave room, what is this? When it is spread out, people still think that there is no one in our old Xu family! ”

After Xu Zhiwu finished speaking, he suddenly glanced behind him, and two young men leaned over with two triangular cloth pockets.

Xu Zhinian chuckled in his heart - these two people look very good-eyed, and they are not good at looking at their faces.

"Xu Zhiwu, what are you going to do?" Xu Zhinian scolded sharply.

"Don't worry, we have measure, our rules in this area, don't make trouble with the bride in the cave room, make the bridesmaids! Sister Baoya, today you will be lively for your brother. ”

"You ......"

The crowd was slammed away by Xu Zhiwu, and the two people behind him squeezed over, took out the cereals that had been prepared long ago from the cloth pocket, and threw and smashed them at Xu Zhinian.

Before Xu Zhinian could react, he was smashed with food on his face, all over his hair, and his neckline was also drilled into it, which was very uncomfortable.

The fire in my heart came up all of a sudden.

"Xu Zhiwu, if you don't make trouble in the cave room, you're crazy!"

"Sister, you are young and don't understand, this cave house must be noisy, the more troublesome it is, the more prosperous it will be in the future! The bride and groom are happy on the bed, and they must be rolled by outsiders to be auspicious! ”

After Xu Zhiwu finished speaking with a hippie smile, he also grabbed a handful of food from the cloth pocket, smashed it towards Xu Zhinian, and shouted in his mouth: "One smashes the evil, the second smashes the wealthy, and the third smashes the descendants to line up......"

"Xu Zhiwu!" Xu Zhiqiu stepped forward and grabbed Xu Zhiwu's hand, pushed it back hard, and at the same time, protected Xu Zhinian behind him.

"Stop making trouble! If you make trouble again, I'm not kind to you! ”

"Yo he, groom officer, on the big day, I want to see, how can you be rude to me, a kind cousin who helps you make a hole in the house? My neighbors and friends are all here, and you want to hit me? You fight! ”

Xu Zhiwu is well versed in the old custom of "no size for three days of marriage", and he also knows that Xu Zhiqiu is a face-saving person, so as long as he is under the banner of a hole house, Xu Zhiqiu will never dare to fight him.

Outside the door, the onlookers who didn't know what was going on thought that Xu Zhiwu really wanted to make trouble in the cave room, but no one came out to dissuade them, and even coaxed them.

Xu Zhinian took a few "grains and grains tricks", and he was on fire in his heart, but he couldn't attack.

If he made a big deal out of it, Xu Zhiwu would naturally be afraid, but this would also turn this beautiful day into an unpleasant day - this is the night of candles in the cave room that his brother and sister-in-law have been looking forward to for a long time.

She suppressed the fire in her heart and said in a low voice: "Xu Zhiwu, you have already sprinkled a lot of food, and you can be regarded as having made trouble, it's almost over." ”

Xu Zhiwu saw that Xu Zhinian actually confessed, and the blood in his body boiled - Xu Zhinian had a weakness, he could take the opportunity to give this evil breath in his heart, after this village, there would be no such shop!

"Then what's the matter, the bed hasn't been made yet!"

Xu Zhiwu smiled evilly, and glanced at the two followers behind him, the two rushed over and caught Xu Zhinian and threw him directly on the marriage bed, Xu Zhiqiu went to pull people, but only grabbed one of them, and the other directly pressed on Xu Zhinian.

Xu Zhinian couldn't suppress the fire anymore, slapped it over, and scolded: "Hooligans, get out!" ”

"Scold well, scold well, when you make a bridesmaid, the louder the bridesmaid screams, the better your life will be in the future, Baoya, scream a little worse, let my brother listen!"

Xu Zhiwu hugged his arms and laughed wildly, his mind flashed with the crimes Xu Zhinian had committed against him before - if it wasn't for Xu Zhinian's sideways kick, could he have become an inverted door?

This wedding room used to belong to him and Xu Shan!

Even if he cheats and finds a woman, Xu Shan is happy!

Xu Zhinian actually made him lose everything by means, and he couldn't lift his head in his father-in-law's house, Xu Zhinian, this ghost girl, should be cut by a thousand knives!

Just when Xu Zhiwu was triumphant, he suddenly felt a numb scalp, and then, the whole person was pulled by a great and irresistible force, and the back of his head hit the wall heavily.

All of a sudden, I was dizzy, and my brain was buzzing.

He looked at the attacker in a daze, and saw that he rushed to the side of the bed at lightning speed, picked up the person who was pressing on Xu Zhinian's body, and threw it out like a sack.

Then, the man jumped up, returned to Xu Zhiwu's side, pulled him flat and lay on the ground, rode directly on Xu Zhiwu's stomach, raised his arm, opened the bow left and right, and slapped him loudly.

"One draws evil, two draws wealth, and three draws children and grandchildren line up...... Since you want to make trouble in the cave room, then make a lot of trouble, the worse you scream, the more prosperous the bridegroom and bride will be in the future, come, call it miserable, let my brother listen. ”

Why is this line so familiar?

Xu Zhiwu was slapped with more than a dozen slaps, and shouted vaguely: "Chu Xing, spare your life, spare your life......"

"Spare your life? What you said, don't you want to make the cave room lively, on this happy day, why do you spare your life or not, how unlucky? ”

Then, there were more than a dozen slaps, and the surrounding friends subconsciously covered their faces - this force hurts to watch.