Chapter 396: Forever Brothers!
Time is like water, and three more days have passed in the blink of an eye...... When it came to the tenth elixir, Tang Yuan finally managed to lose weight.
After taking this pill this time, it was painless, not itchy, and had no negative effects at all, but he tried his best to contract his muscles, squeeze the sweat pores, and then a little bit of rǔ white sè oil was gradually excreted from the sweat pores all over his body.
And this excretion will not slowly stop until the normal ratio of height to fat and thin is restored...... Moreover, it is also accompanied by a very powerful restorative effect, as the accumulated fat in the body is excreted, another function of this elixir is to shrink the skin, so that the skin that has suddenly lost weight will remain in a normal tight state, so as not to fall into a loose and sagging bad state...... Tang Yuan continued to sit on a special giant high chair for a whole morning, and the chair was placed in a huge bathtub, and the fat discharged from his body was actually full of a whole basin!
It's two hundred pounds!
And it doesn't stop yet!
After eating and drinking, Tang Fat Man, after eating, slept on the bed, slept for a day and a night, and when he woke up, all the fat excreted in the body had turned into fat, and flowed from the bed all the way to the ground, gathering to form a small river, flowing out of the house, flowing through the corridor, flowing into the yard, forming a puddle again, and then flowing out of the courtyard gate, meandering away, I don't know how far away...... The next time, Tang Fatzi got up on his own with refreshment and vitality, took a bath happily, and was so excited that he looked up to the sky and roared, only to feel that he was so relaxed that he was about to fly. After putting on the original set of clothes, I found that my original clothes could basically be used as a cover for my current self...... In desperation, I borrowed a set of clothes from Jun Moxie, and I was only a little tight when I put it on, but I could wear it in general...... A miracle, no, it's a miracle, it's a miracle created by God...... Tang Fat Man burst into tears, no! Now Tang Yuan can no longer be called Tang Fat, Tang Yuan is really not fat at all...... It seems that although the rì who has lost weight in the past few days is still unbearable, he is finally not to blame for the "abuse" of Jun Moxie in the past few days...... Tang Fatty, really fat, the fat king is him, he is really him!
Suddenly one day, the fat man is no longer fat, the fat king is not him, it is really not him!
Fat Man once set a popular record: there was a large scale in the bazaar, which was specially used to collect fat pigs, but when he weighed Tang Fatty, the scale broke very abruptly and "snapped...... So for this matter, there is a proverb in Tianxiang City: You are fat, not heavy;
But now, now, now...... Tang Dashao was very careful, weighed himself very carefully and seriously, and seemed to be a little unconvinced by his eyes, and after confirming it again and again, his weight was actually one hundred and sixty pounds!
This can be said to be a very healthy and slender standard body type for Tang Yuan, who is about 1.75 meters tall!
I'm not dreaming, am I? Even if I'm dreaming, let me do it later, so that Meimei can wake up after seeing the dream!
Tang Yuan, who was overjoyed, couldn't wait for the most urgent thing now, and he actually went home quickly. He was already impatient to show Sun Xiaomei his perfect body shape, but he still resisted it, pestered Jun Dashao and asked for three more 'Viagra Dan'.
I believe that everyone can't guess what kind of medicine pill this is, this thing is also the 'aphrodisiac pill' tailored by Jun Moxie for Tang Yuan, and it is simply called 'Viagra Dan'. Although the name of this elixir is somewhat indecent, the effect is extraordinary, and it is enough to ensure the happiness of Tang Fatzi's life!
If you take three pills in a row...... Then, the function of the fat man directly rises to the level of toughness.
But Jun Dashao told Tang Yuan a taboo: if you take this medicine, you can't have sex for half a month. Otherwise, this life is basically over, and you must remember it...... In fact, this taboo was simply made up by Jun Moxie. Tang Fatzi scolded Jun Mo in the past few days, understanding is one thing, but if he doesn't start to clean him up, it is directly intolerable. And the first half month of taking 'Viagradan' is the moment when yù burns himself...... It's just going to be held for half a month, which is ...... If you want to try it, you can try it by taking Viagra Dan for half a month in a row...... This kind of taste is absolutely incomparable, and you are destined to never forget it...... A day later, the green light in Tang Yuan's eyes was shining, and as long as he saw the maid in the Evil Monarch's Mansion, he instantly turned red...... But it is still strong restraint, and there is no deviance at all.
Half a month pk life, no matter how bold Tang Yuan is, he doesn't dare to try...... And by the next day, Young Master Tang's hunger and thirst had developed to the point of studying the matriarchal mystical beasts of the Heavenly Punishment Forest, and Jun Dashao had seen with his own eyes that Tang Fat Man was holding a female mouse the size of a leather ball, and his eyes were glowing green...... On the third day, Tang Yuan finally couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to return immediately. He calculated very clearly: it would take almost half a month to walk along the way, and when he returned to Tianxiang City, it was just the end of the deadline! At that time, he saw Sun Xiaomei...... Hey, hey, hey...... While thinking, Tang Yuan drooled and laughed.
A businessman is always a businessman, and when he left, Tang Yuan, who was calculating, still pestered Jun Moxie and asked for a hundred pills of 'Viagra Dan', which is an excellent way to make a fortune, after Jun Dashao's suggestion, Tang Yuan decided to dissolve a 'Viagra Dan' with a hundred times the water and put it into a hundred small bottles, which is called 'Viagra Divine Water, Golden Gun Eternal'!
These 100 'Viagra Dan' are enough for Tang Yuan to auction 10,000 times...... And every time, it is the reserve price of 10,000 taels of gold...... You can imagine that...... In particular, Tang Fatzi decided: After going back, he will immediately publicize it: This is the Viagra Divine Water refined by the Evil Monarch himself!
Use the banner of the Evil Monarch to collect wealth for yourself!
As for what the world will think of the Evil Monarch, will it be speculated that the Evil Monarch is back to research these strange drugs because of his own widowhood...... Those are not in Tang Yuan's consideration!
Only when the gold is in hand is real!
Moreover, before leaving, Tang Yuan asked Jun Moye sneakily: Which kinds of slimming pills were developed before, do you also give me dozens of bottles of each one...... Then, as a supporting facility, the real slimming pill will also give me a hundred or dozens of bottles...... How can you have the spare time to do this again? Directly refuse. As a result, the fat man rolled and splashed, and he refused to leave, and he begged for three bottles of each kind and fifty grains in a bottle...... These medicines are naturally ready to be diluted and auctioned, after all, there are still a lot of fat people in this world.
And the slimming pill that is full of efficacy and has no side effects is the greatest gospel of all fat people in this world.
As for those failed slimming pills, they are also going to be auctioned. Not only should it be auctioned, but it should also be auctioned at a high price! Tang Yuan was very vicious in his heart: I can't be the only one in the world who suffers this kind of crime...... All the fat people who want to lose weight, you not only have to suffer this sin, but you also have to pay a high price for this great sin! And you have to buy it ten times in a row to lose weight...... The price is very high, but Tang Yuan knows that some people care more about obesity than himself......! The wives of high-ranking officials...... Even if it was ten times more uncomfortable, those women would have bid enthusiastically and bid wildly...... This kind of torture must not only be auctioned! It must also be auctioned regularly and in limited quantities...... I have to say that Tang Yuan's heart is really poisonous, and it has reached a considerable level! As a businessman, not only is his heart black, but even his intestines are black...... At the moment of separation, Jun Moxie asked Tang Fatzi to take a set of colorful holy fruits, a petal of exquisite lotus. Moreover, he also prepared a copy to be sealed in a jade box and asked him to take it back to Sun Xiaomei.
Tang Yuan left gratefully...... When he left, he noticed that the smile on Jun Moxie's face was very strange, but he didn't think too much about it. This good brother has done so much for himself, too thoughtful!
Can you have such a friend in your life...... What more could you ask for?
However, after returning to Tianxiang City, the fat man began to regret it for the first time, the reason is very simple, his weight loss time this time was too successful, and Sun Xiaomei couldn't recognize him anymore...... This seems to be a very bizarre but very practical tragedy!
Tang Yuan anxiously explained for a long time before he could really explain clearly...... And what made Young Master Tang really regret it was not this incident. These two of them have taken the exquisite lotus and the colorful holy fruit given by Jun Moxie, and they have added a thousand years of life! So, in a sense, it is equivalent to letting Tang Yuan completely fall into the clutches of Sun Xiaomei, and this period is almost indefinite...... At least within a thousand years, it is destined not to have an affair!
Even if there is a real affair or something, at most, it will only take more than ten years to get together, and then you will have to face the beauty and grow old...... Leave a deep pain in the soul of the fat man, and only with Sun Xiaomei...... So the fat man is simply ...... in this life was eaten to death by Sun Xiaomei...... By the time Tang Yuan came to his senses and scolded Jun Mo for being inauthentic, it was already hundreds of years later...... At that time, Tang Yuan's wealth had already reached the point where all the emperors, all the ministers, and all the families in the world together had to covet them...... But he can only guard one wife...... This directly created a legend that in the world, in addition to the 'evil king', there is also a 'love saint'!
Who can love a woman for thousands of years?
Only Tang Yuan!
Who can remain obsessed with it for thousands of years?
Only the world's god of wealth, Tang Da shopkeeper!
Who can ...... Or is it only the eldest son of Tang!
Tang Dajun, who once bullied men and women and did all kinds of evil, finally became a generation of love saints and became the yardstick for thousands of girls to choose a husband, which has to be said to be a miracle! Or a miracle!
A miracle created by the "God of Wealth of the World"!
Countless descendants, especially the girls, were moved to tears when they talked about this - just for Tang Yuan's infatuation.
But who would have thought that the so-called infatuation of this Tang shopkeeper was actually just something that had to be done...... There is another point worth mentioning: Throughout his life, Tang Yuan has always claimed to be the chief treasurer to the outside world, not the owner of the noble hall! For Jun Moxie, who grew up with him, Tang Yuan's friendship has never changed in his life.
After Jun Moxie disappeared from this world, all the things that came from Jun Moxie were sealed by Tang Yuan! Even if it was a drop of water, a drop of wine, or a piece of paper, it would never be touched by a second person other than himself! Even Mrs. Tang Sun Xiaomei was no exception!
In Tang Yuan's mansion, there is an extremely secret secret room! No one is allowed to enter, this order, until Tang Yuan's life is over. The descendants couldn't help but be curious, and opened the secret room, but they were surprised.
Everyone thinks that Tang Yuan, the richest man in the world and the god of wealth in the world, has cherished and valued the treasure secret room of his life, what kind of earth-shattering treasure is hidden in it?
To the surprise of later generations, there were only two chairs and a table in that secret room. Two wine glasses and a flask are placed on the table. It seems that there are two people who have been drinking and talking here countless times...... The walls are densely packed, and they are all hung with something that is extremely ordinary.
There were pieces of cloth, there were wine jars, and there were some empty small bottles. It was a small jade bottle that was once filled with the elixir given by Jun Moxie. After auctioning off the elixir, these small bottles were collected here by Tang Yuan without exception...... As for other things, if there are people who can accompany Jun Moxie and Tang Yuan through a period of time, they will find that those are all the things they have done and the common memories they have had when the two young masters were together...... The whole secret room is clean and clean. It's all cleaned by Tang Yuan, who is famous for his laziness!
Because here is the most important treasure in his life!
Friendship!
Often sometimes, Tang Yuan sat here quietly alone, drinking the wine left by Jun Moxie for him, and sighed for a long time: In life, there was once a friend like Sanshao, and in this life, it is enough!
How much Jun Moxie has done for Tang Yuan, Tang Yuan knows better than anyone else! And how much Tang Yuan has done for Jun Moxie, everyone also knows it!
These two gentlemen, but they have really done it, and they will always be brothers!
On the wall of this secret room, there is a large handwritten character of Tang Yuan: In this world, no one can touch my brother!
No one seems to know that this is a sentence that Jun Moxie once said when Tang Yuan was framed and fell into a dung pit! At the same time, this is also the promise that a generation of evil monarchs once made to their brothers.
And he really did it!
However, Jun Moye is not the only one who has done it!
Because, this sentence is also a promise that Tang Yuan made to his brother Jun Moxie!
This sentence may not make sense in the moment, but it does not mean that it will never be meaningless!
Feng Shui takes turns, and the emperor comes to my house!
Or maybe time is the real thing!
More than a thousand years later, the evil monarch Mo Xie has soared for a long time, and the successor of the evil monarch's mansion has encountered unprecedented danger, at that time, no one thought that Tang Yuan, the god of wealth in the world, would stand on the side of the evil monarch's mansion, but it was Tang Yuan who ignored the dissuasion of his family and the intimidation of various forces, and resolutely gave away his life savings, so that the evil monarch's mansion was able to tide over the difficulties that were already destined to be insurmountable!
The life savings of the God of Wealth in the world!
That's a huge, literally astronomical amount!
A real fortune that can serve the gods!
That's all for one sentence!
Mine is my brother's! No one in this world can touch my brother!
This sentence will never change!
Even though my brother is no longer there, mine is still my brother's!
It was, it is, and it will still be!
That's the brothers!