Chapter 261: Absurd Platoon Commander
The general direction of preparing for the night ambush has been set, but what to do with the details, how to carry out the overall coordination, the platoon commander is not there, and the scattered sand of the ninth platoon is once again embarrassed. Thanks to Liu Jianqiang and Ma Liang, the two biggest candidates, plus Luo Fugui fanned the flames and watched jokes, he failed to elect a temporary commander after arguing for noon, and the meeting ended hastily.
If the four squad leaders are in their own hands, there is no need to think about the combat efficiency, it must be the second squad is strong, the third squad is slippery, and the ninth squad is inactive. Shi Cheng is a little troubled, when the time comes, his squad will be in a dilemma, if there is really an enemy on the other side, this battle must be fought into a puddle of mud, and the ninth platoon must be temporarily twisted up.
In desperation, Shi Cheng found Ma Liang privately.
"Do you want me to agree to a runny nose and temporarily act as a platoon leader?" Ma Liang smiled.
Shi Cheng hurriedly explained: "It's definitely not okay to fight on your own, and if you don't make a mistake, you will make a mistake." It's better to let him command than a plate of loose sand, didn't you let it go once when you broke through the mountain pass, I think ......"
Ma Liang patted Shi Cheng on the shoulder, interrupted him, and then said, "Do you think I don't know this truth? At the beginning, the ninth class once fought a small block in the sand, but fortunately, the squad leader appeared in time to save the day. I let him at the time of the Yamaguchi assault because the situation was urgent and there was no choice. Now the situation is different, I'm not fighting with him for command, I'm thinking about the whole of the ninth platoon, he is a commando captain with a runny nose, and now the platoon commander is not there, no one is pressing, if the ninth platoon is handed over to him, then this axle will dare to take the ninth platoon to fight the turret now, do you believe it or not?"
Sighing, Shi Cheng was speechless by Ma Liang.
After a pause, Ma Liang said again: "Otherwise, Shi Cheng, you will temporarily act as the platoon leader." Ask them for a meeting later, and I'll vote for you. ”
"This ...... I didn't mean that!" Shi Cheng's face turned a little red, and he shook his hand again and again: "Ma Liang, I'm serious, it shouldn't be me in terms of seniority and ability." ”
"I know you don't mean that, but what else can you do if you don't?"
"No, no, I'm not being polite to you. If this is commissioned by the platoon commander, and I have the Shang Fang Sword, then it will be fine. But in this situation, first of all, you know what kind of temperament I am Shi Cheng, and secondly, do you think I can control my runny nose? Can I control a mule? What is the difference between my temporary platoon leader and a plate of loose sand?"
This time, Ma Liang was speechless, there was no platoon commander's order, if he was elected by a small meeting, Shi Cheng, who didn't want to blush with anyone, would be set aside even if he became the temporary acting platoon commander, and no one could command him, so it was useless.
"Ma Liang, the only way is for me to vote for you, and you will command the nine platoons. ”
Ma Liang looked at Shi Cheng with a serious face, and smiled bitterly: "I want to be this temporary platoon commander, but unfortunately I can't be the same!"
"How is that possible? There are four votes in total, snot votes for himself, you and I add up to two votes, and the mules generally abstain. Two-on-one, why can't you be it?"
"Hehe, as the days go by, you will know what virtue a mule is. I'm willing to bet that if you voted for me, then the mule's vote would definitely not be an abstention, but a vote for runny nose, and no one could care who was the most desired outcome for the mule. ”
"......" Shi Cheng was dumbfounded, there were only a few rotten garlic in the nine rows, why was the water so muddy and so deep?
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Shi Cheng, the first squad leader, Liu Jianqiang, the second squad leader, Ma Liang, the third squad leader, and Luo Fugui, the deputy of the ninth class, gathered again in the shade of the big tree in the middle of the open space, and another meeting began, and the topic was to vote for the temporary acting platoon leader of the ninth platoon to deal with the current situation.
Luo Fugui complained: "Blind toss, is there no end? Now that Boss Hu has gone in again, I don't know what will happen in the future, what are you fighting for." If I want to say that if there are few enemies, then there is no need to fight, anyway, Lao Tzu sleeps in a pillbox, with a machine gun in his arms, and let them come if he is not afraid of death; if there are many enemies, then we can just withdraw, isn't it just a few broken houses, what can we do if we burn them? What is the great thing about those who do not starve and do not lose meat!"
Liu Jianqiang frowned at Luo Fugui: "If you shut up for me, you are not worthy of being an Eighth Route Army!"
"Grandma, if Lao Tzu hadn't been stuck in the turret a few days ago and scrapped the crooked machine gun, would you, the Eighth Route Army, still be able to sit here with red mouth and white teeth? You buried you alive in the bullet casings that Lao Tzu shot, believe it or not!"
"Who are you aiming for, Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu?" Liu Jianqiang rolled up his sleeves and prepared to stand up.
"Towards you, what!" the bear was smug and proud.
Ma Liang interrupted loudly: "It's all right! Runny nose, calm down, have a meeting!"
Liu Jianqiang finally realized that Luo Fugui was going to be poor again, and he almost fell for his agitation, so the venue would naturally become a wrestling arena again.
Shi Cheng on the side also realized that Ma Liang was right, this bear is definitely a wise and foolish-stirring stick, and the runny nose is really enough, a mule is so big, he rolled up his arms and sleeves and planned to get started, so why don't you dare to take the nine platoons to fight the turret.
The content of the meeting was extremely simple, with four people voting for the commander.
Liu Jianqiang was the first to say: "There may be a fight, I think I am the most suitable for the post, I am confident that I will do a good job, I will vote for myself." ”
This was expected, so Ma Liang and Shi Cheng looked at Luo Fugui together.
"I'll think about it, so let's take a stand. The bear looked at the sky as if nothing had happened.
This was also expected, so Ma Liang said unhurriedly: "I'll vote for the girl." ”
Ahem...... Cough...... The bear was choked by his own saliva, and Liu Jianqiang was full of black lines on the spot, glaring at Ma Liang and thinking that he had heard it wrong.
At this time, Shi Cheng spoke: "I also voted for the girl." Then he and Ma Liang looked at the stunned Luo Fugui.
Poof—Someone accidentally fell near the venue.
"Oops—it hurts me!Phew—whoa—whoa—" Spat out a mouthful of ash, and the two pigtails that fell to the ground crooked to the side, "Did I hear me right? Fool, are they talking about me?"
"Hmm. Wu Shishi nodded.
Liu Jianqiang finally relieved himself: "Are you kidding?
Ma Liang replied calmly: "Comrade Chang Hongying, who belongs to the ninth platoon and ninth class of the Independent Regiment, she is registered, why is she messing around." ”
"But she ......"
"I know what you're trying to say, it's better than being disorganized and undirected. directly blocked Liu Jianqiang's mouth, and then Ma Liang asked Luo Fugui again: "It's time for you to vote." ”
Luo Fugui was really dumbfounded, looking at the little girl who had just fallen into the dust, she was being helped up by Wu Shishi, and smacked her mouth unwillingly, and said helplessly: "Okay, okay, you really have vision." I'll vote, I'll vote for the girl!"
"Okay, three votes to one, the girl is temporarily the leader of the nine rows. Ma Liang made a brief summary and announced the results.
The little girl who walked over while patting the dust on her body, her face was obviously full of happiness from being smashed by a pie, but she said to the four squad leaders under the shade of the tree: "How can people ...... How can you be a platoon commander, it's embarrassing. His face suddenly changed and he said, "Hey, what are you doing in a daze, why don't you hurry up and announce the results to the soldiers!"
“......”
At this moment, Ma Liang and Shi Cheng glanced at each other, and suddenly regretted it a little, is it really okay to choose her?
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The nine platoons gathered in a hurry, and except for the personnel on duty, all of them lined up in the open space, whispering to each other. I didn't expect that the girl who lacked virtue was going to be a temporary platoon leader, and if you don't believe it, you have to believe it, this is the result of the election of the four squad leaders.
"Isn't that too? She's too small!"
"It's, but she'...... On qualifications, popularity, prestige, it seems to ...... I can't really fault it. ”
"Anyway, I don't feel good. This isn't picking flowers and fluttering butterflies, she is the platoon leader, haven't we all become coaxing children, it's too embarrassing!"
"What's the use of you muttering to me? Talk to your squad leader to give advice, it's kind of go straight to the girl and talk to it!"
Seeing that the team that had been whispering had been basking in the sun for so long and hadn't seen the protagonist appear, Ma Liang finally couldn't help it, and trotted to the door of the stone house to urge: "Girl, how long has this been gathering?
In the room, the little girl replied unceremoniously while pulling the folds of the little military uniform: "You are the platoon commander, I am the platoon commander? I can't stand for such a long time? I can't wait honestly!" and then asked the side: "Fool, do you see that my back is flat enough?"
"Hmm. Flat. ”
The little girl deliberately delayed sorting out her clothes in the house for a while, on the one hand, to put out a score for the whole nine rows to see, and on the other hand, to use this time to consider problems.
Although she loves stinky beauty, although she loves to be slender, she is self-aware, and it is okay to be cautious, but if you want to command the battle, it is a little cabbage, which cannot be compared with Ma Liang and Liu Jianqiang. Now a platoon commander has fallen from the sky and smashed his head, although she is not good at commanding battles, but she is reluctant to let go of this opportunity to be in the limelight, so she has to think clearly, how to be the leader of this platoon!
Counting with his little fingers, he muttered in his small mouth: I have prestige, I have courage, I have a smart mind, and I have tactical command ability...... Uh-uh-uh-like...... No, does a little bit count? Forget it, even if there is no one. Seemingly...... The position of platoon commander is still too small, and my aunt and grandmother are the material for me to be the regiment commander! Hey-no way, I can make do with this platoon commander as a regiment commander.
Then he turned around and ordered, "Fool, from now on, you are my guard, understand?"
"Hmm. Wu Shishi stood as straight as wood, and his answer was firm and unambiguous.
When the soldiers of the ninth platoon were sunburned and their mouths were dry, their temporary platoon commander finally appeared. Dressed in the same way as when Officer Su came to the wine station to investigate the situation, he walked with small steps and was on his toes, followed by Wu Shishi, whose expression was full of six relatives who did not recognize.
He walked in front of the soldiers standing in the front row, until he walked to the other end of the line, and then turned around and walked to the middle of the open space, facing the queue, raised his small eyebrows, and said loudly: "Don't look at me small, this is not a joke!
The whispers died down, and the line fell silent.
"Anyone thinks I'm not worthy of being a platoon leader, stand up now!" she shouted a second time with her little eyebrows raised.
The four squad leaders all admit it, who would dare to find this bad luck, will they be slapped to death by the stupid guards behind her when they stand out?
"The opportunity is given to you, then now I, the platoon commander, will count. From now on, the military order is like a mountain!, isn't it?"
The queue was silent.
"Isn't it?" raised his voice, bringing out the immature hoarseness.
"Yes. The queue finally replied.
"It's not as loud as my little girl, who is embarrassed to laugh at me!, isn't it?"
"Yes. The answers were finally unanimous.
"Isn't it?"
"Yes!" The overall answer finally became high-pitched.
Xiao Mian glanced at the queue with satisfaction: "Now order: The third class is temporarily assigned to the second class, and it will be under the command of Liu Jianqiang." She knows what her identity should say, and it's no problem for the fox to call Liu Jianqiang, but she, a small new official, can't be called a nickname if she wants to emphasize Yan Sù's sexuality.
Liu Jianqiang was stunned when he heard this, and then smiled, it seems that it is not a bad thing to let her be a platoon commander temporarily.
Ma Liang was dumbfounded on the spot, and his intestines were blue at this time, but he heard the little girl continue: "Ma Liang." I had to listlessly reply, "Yes." ”
"I appoint you as the staff officer of the ninth platoon, and also as my communicator. ”
"Yes. Huh?" Ma Liang's jaw dropped, and he was stunned on the spot. Staff officer, concurrent communicator, who are you platoon commander, aren't you regimental commander? But...... It's ridiculous, but it seems to be good for you, right?
"Luo Fugui. ”
"Yes. ”
"You serve as the instructor of the second shift. ”
The audience was in an uproar, Luo Fugui didn't react, he didn't understand at all, the instructor of the second class? What kind of logic is this? After thinking about it, I realized that you really chose a good platoon leader, and the battle is going to become a playhouse, right?
Liu Jianqiang flickered for a moment, and his face was stern on the spot: "You are making a fool of yourself! Do you know what you are talking about? What a mess this is!"
Xiao Hongying's face instantly turned cold, and she began to scan the queue without saying a word. The humming finally faded away, and the scene fell silent again, before he spoke: "Liu Jianqiang, how to raise an opinion, you know, right? The following is guilty of being unorganized and undisciplined, what about your consciousness? With this article, I have a way to transfer you to the fourth company to farm, do you believe it or not? You don't have to be this broken platoon leader, I can also transfer you to the fourth company to farm, do you believe it or not?"
Liu Jianqiang was forced by this naked threat to blushing and having a thick neck, so he didn't dare to continue to choke with Xiao Hongying, panting and not speaking.
"A title is so important, or is it too much? To put it bluntly, I just want a mule to be a prisoner. If you think this is nonsense, then I can directly ask Luo Fugui to temporarily act as the second squad leader and let you guard the prisoner. Isn't that a fool's errand? Satisfied, isn't it? Hmm? What do you think?"
At this moment, it's not just Liu Jianqiang, the whole of the ninth row is cold, and she doesn't feel hot anymore, because the 'girl who lacks virtue' finally shows her true colors, she is not a child at all, but a little scoundrel, and there is no solution.
"Finally, I ask you again, do you have any opinion on Luo Fugui as the instructor of the second class?"
"No comment. If you are unwilling, you can only answer.
The pigtails shook proudly, and a pair of beautiful big eyes no longer looked directly at Liu Jianqiang, but continued: "Five newcomers, you are temporarily assigned to the ninth class, and I am also the leader of the ninth class!"
At this point, no one thought that this was nonsense, and no one dared to express opposing opinions, and the internal organization of the Ninth Platoon was completely dismantled by the arrogant Xiaohongying, and it temporarily became the absurd 'Ninth Regiment'.
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