readx;? It wasn't the first time I've snatched a head from Emilina, so I didn't worry too much about it, and I greeted the blonde girl very easily, and at the same time brushed some presence. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info You must know that there are n cameras on the ground facing the sky at this moment, and now is the perfect time to steal the limelight. What's more, Emilina, not to mention anything else, is enough to attract attention just by other people's appearances, and it's nothing to let us show it once in a while, right?

Unexpectedly, when the blonde girl saw me, she first showed a shocked expression on her pretty face, and then rushed over with lightning speed, stretched out her hand and grabbed her ear: "Are you stupid——!?"

"Bridge bean sack, what kind of strange unfolding is this?" I didn't expect the girl to do this, I was caught off guard by this, and when I reacted, my ears were already in her hands, and I didn't dare to struggle casually, so I had to lean my body in the direction of the other party's force and burst into tears, "Why did we come over and help solve the monster and get a reward of the legendary kiss, but a cruel ear-pulling torture!?

"Mi woo (fourth tone)!" the hairball above his head chimed in loudly.

But the little thing didn't even really want to help, and it didn't even show its cute little fangs to the blonde girl - what about the pet opening its mouth to bite for the sake of the owner?

The girl's hand was even harder: "Even if you make up a soldier, it will make the adc crazy on the spot, okay, let alone grab people's heads? And kiss the reward, ahhh

ADC, that legendary small body is as brittle as paper, but it has a strong long-range output ability, and when dealing with the enemy, it can make a large number of blood-red numbers soar above the opponent's head, but when it is attacked by a powerful melee attack, unless it is a crimson double ponytail that can cut out two small knives on the spot, or a pink-haired singer who can draw a sword on her chest, she can stand with the enemy, and the others have no power to fight back, and the strange existence of the so-called 30,000 economy lying in a second?

I glanced at the sword in Emilina's hand, tucked into its sheath, and expressed deep doubt about her claim.

"To be reasonable, you can't give me a reward for touching my head, and it's in full view. I spread my hands helplessly and said, "Besides, weren't we killing monsters just now? It hurts——! it's going to fall off, it's going to fall, it's really going to fall off!"

"Kill or die to find Lu Yin, don't do this in front of me. Emilina pulled the black threaded ears of her own like a rubber band and said indifferently, "Besides, what I want to say is not normal, do you know what you were just doing!?"

"You know, if you seek to kill, you will die. ”

"Don't you usually peek less!?"

Not only peeking, but we often take it in our hands and stroke it...... Ahem, you didn't see anything.

Fortunately, the blonde girl had made up her mind to discuss serious matters, and she only tossed my ears twice to relieve her anger, and then quickly continued to say seriously: "Okay, don't make trouble, listen to me carefully." Actually, I also noticed the red cloud just now, but I thought it was a monster condensing the energy of the abyss to attack, but I didn't expect that its body was hidden inside. Maybe that's the Authority's fan, but it wasn't until you killed the monster that I realized that it was a cover to fight me. ”

"Ah, after all, that pretense had knocked out a plane before fighting you, making everyone think that it was real, and it was inevitable that it would be deceived. Since the girl's hand holding her ear still didn't let go, I had to keep talking to her in this extremely embarrassing posture at the moment, "Is there anything wrong with this?"

"Of course it's not right, that cloud is full of abyssal energy, and you stupid person rushed straight into it so stupidly!?" Emilina not only pulled her ears this time, but even raised her other hand holding the sword of love and slammed her head with the hilt of the sword, "Idiot, you guy is really an idiot, do you know how to write dead words?" It's a shame that the Demon Immunity is immune to the erosion of the abyss, otherwise you and Furball will have to join the enemy's camp now, or what's the matter, you just want to experience for yourself what it's like to have my head cut off with my sword?"

"Uh, the female protagonist cut off the male protagonist's head or something, such a weird and bloody river crab picture should be a CG with a blackened and bad ending, right?" The hilt of the sword smashed so painfully, I hurriedly raised my hand to protect the top of my head, "It's not suitable for Your Royal Highness the princess at all, hurry up and change it." ”

Annoyed and crying, Emilina wanted to say something, but the phone I kept in my coat pocket rang right now. The seemingly well-behaved hairball fart jumped around, rubbed out the tentacles on the surface of the body, pulled out the precision instrument, ran to my shoulder, pressed it to my ear, and pressed the call button.

This is supposed to be an empathetic action, but can you not put your phone next to the ear that we were grabbed by Emilina!?

"Hey, I'm actually getting through when I'm pulling my ears?" came the puzzled voice of my baby sister Mengyun on the other end of the phone, "Oh, it's Maoqiu who helps." So who's listening on the phone, Emilina, or dumb dude?"

"It's your brother and me. I'm really sorry to be pulled in the ear, so how do you know?"

"Ahh

Why did you forget about this stubble!

The blonde girl and I, who were listening attentively, suddenly shouted in unison, "It's not a husband and wife quarrel!"

Then the two of us looked at each other in great embarrassment - what is the trouble to make in a place like this!

"Uh-huh, I'm sure you'll be a very qualified wife. However, it is better to show affection and flick the flash and feed the dog food a little bit, especially when it is broadcast live to the world in front of the camera lens. ”

With a soft bang, Her Royal Highness the Princess, who had a fierce personality but was unexpectedly thin-skinned, couldn't hold back after all, and spewed out a large amount of white steam from the top of her head, making a big red face, and then let go of my ears, gritted my teeth, and strangled our neck with my arm, which had the posture of strangling me to death on the spot.

"It's all because of you guys who make trouble every day as soon as they meet, and my reputation as a lady is all ruined today, you can compensate me with my life!"

"When did you have a lady except for turning on the princess mode dedicated to pretending, hey!?Woo, it's so uncomfortable...... Dream, Dream Cloud, hurry up and save your life......"

"Remember to take precautions, stupid man, and know that you are both not adults yet. ”

This girl hung up the phone after she finished speaking!?

In despair, I was plunged into darkness.

——————————————————I'm the dividing line of fainting——————————————————

When we woke up leisurely, the first thing we experienced was the wonderful soft touch on the back of the head through the fabric, which made me feel excited.

"Well, this flesh is full of elastic touches...... I understand, this is Lan Yu's thigh!" After saying that, I suddenly opened my eyes, and as expected, the person in front of me was really a natural stunned person with a happy expression on his face, "yes, I guessed right!"

The gentle and kind senior sister naturally didn't care about my strange lines, smiled and reached out to try to help herself up on her lap: "Ah, great, Xiao Tsubasa, you're awake." ”

"It's not 'Great, you're awake', hey!?" Emilina, who looked angry next to her, snorted angrily, "Shouldn't we first wonder why Zhou Yi can guess whose leg he is pillowing with just by touch?"

"Woo meow, it seems to be true. Hearing this, Senior Sister Lan Yu showed a look of sudden realization and said, "Xiao Yi, how do you know, I don't think I let you touch it?"

Lu Yin, who was covered with black lines nearby, couldn't help but put her hand on her forehead and said, "Hey, hey, hey, I really have to let Zhou Yidarling touch that problem before I know it." ”

Hei Changzhi tilted his head decisively to show puzzlement.

"Ahem, it was just my instinct just now, it just happened. Seeing that the topic was trending in the direction of the uncharted, I quickly coughed and interrupted, "Compared to this, where are we at the moment, and are there any more monsters attacking the venue?"

"In the staff-only infirmary. Emilina rolled her eyes at me and said, "Your physique is too much to withstand the toss, I didn't use much strength to faint, are you really a boy?"

This time it was my turn to be angry: "I'm really sorry that I can't withstand the destruction of Your Highness the Princess like a building on half a street, I'm just a mortal." ”

The blonde girl changed her expression to crying and laughing, walked over and stretched out her index finger and flicked it lightly on my head: "You are enough, a mortal who holds the laws of time and space." But don't worry, no other abyss-infected monsters have been found after that, and even the air show itself has continued, completely unaffected. ”

Obviously a fighter jet of tens of millions of yuan was knocked down by a monster?

"That's good. After I sat up straight, Mengyun handed over a glass of water - in the end, it was still my sister's intimacy, and the other girls didn't have enough favorability to even react, "Thank you, girl." It is the freedom of the bigwigs above to continue to hold the air show, but just leave the town affected by the abyss alone and ignore the real big man?"

It seemed that her words were to the point, and Emilina immediately nodded approvingly: "That's right, this definitely won't work." So I discussed it with Sister Mei and the person in charge, and we decided to send a team to find out in that town without attracting the attention of ordinary people. ”

"Horses, Masaka ......"

"It's this Masaka, you're also on the squad list, so get ready early. Emilina patted the embarrassed god on the shoulder, and the old god said, "It's okay, in case of danger, I will decisively leave you and be the first to escape." Don't look at me with that strange and innocent look, you must know that if Miss Ben stays behind and is caught by the enemy, she will do a lot of [beep-] and [beep-] and [beep-] things, the problem is serious. ”

"To be reasonable, you are so undisciplined, you are actually disguised by Her Majesty the Queen secretly drinking the legendary growth potion, right?"

Paper fan beating.

"Well, it looks like you're indeed the princess with a strong personality. Rubbing my head, I was joking, of course, but now I said very seriously, "What about the inhabitants of that town? What if any of them ate the fish in the pond......

"The military means not to alarm the others yet, and when the time comes, a carload of soldiers will go over and drive the residents away. Emilina shrugged helplessly and said, "Special treatment in special times, although that's a little bit better, than leaking the news." If any of the unlucky ones actually ate the fish in the pond, they had to kill them and send them to study. Because even our alliance has not mastered the technology to remove the abyss erosion in the body of living beings for the time being, it can be said that once it is eroded, it will be completely hopeless, so everyone should be careful at that time. ”

No wonder the girl had been a little annoyed by my rush straight into the red cloud, it seemed in. But Qiaodou sack, what did she just say, "everyone" should be careful?

Thinking of this, I suddenly couldn't sit still: "Wait a minute, what do you mean, is there anyone here who wants to go with us except the two of us?"

Mengyun silently raised her hand, I'm not surprised, it's a matter of course that this girl will be selected as a necromancer with actual combat experience; Senior Sister Lan Yu followed with a raised hand, okay, there is always a nurse in the team, no comment; the next person to raise her hand is Lu Yin, which I can't bear to meow.

"Why did you go with you!?" I dropped my teacup and rushed to her ponytail and grabbed her ponytail. ”

"It's painful, stupid, you're hurting me, it's going to be annoying to girls, especially when it's ......."

"Are you really not going to have a ponytail?"

This time, it wasn't just Lu Yin, who was sneering, but even Emilina, who was nearby, couldn't help but raise her hand and touch her single ponytail - Her Royal Highness the princess is very precious.

"Okay, okay, that doesn't count. Lu Yin raised her hands in surrender and said, "Zhou Yida, you also know that I am one of the experts in biotechnology, the phenomenon of this creature being corroded by the abyssal energy is extremely special, and at the same time, it is an unknown situation, how can I stay behind obediently?"

"Understood, you're a science maniac, and you're having a seizure. (To be continued.) )