Chapter 27: Uncle is bearable, aunt is unbearable
As the eldest lady of the Bai family, a genius girl who has embarked on the path of cultivation since she was twelve years old, Bai Susu has never encountered today's situation.
She was angry but didn't know what to do, and although she was so angry that she wanted to punch the uncle out of the car who was obviously taking advantage of the drink, it wasn't realistic......
Fortunately, Ding Ling has a lot more experience in dealing with this kind of scene.
After kicking the man with his nostrils in the air, he stood with his arms crossed, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, and kept teasing the other two with his eyes.
However, he underestimated these middle-aged people who had been in the business world for many years, and after seeing two of his companions being beaten, one of them immediately pulled out his phone.
"Hello, Director Wang...... Yes, yes, it's me, Luo Tianxing. ”
Listening to the man describe what happened to a person named Director Wang in a deep and steady voice, the corners of Ding Ling's mouth sneered.
Obviously, the fat man borrowed wine to pretend to be crazy and ate the white crispy tofu and was slapped away, but in that Luo Tianxing's mouth, it became someone who kindly invited Ding Ling to drink, and was tripped by Bai Crispy, and after the wine poured on her, he was even more annoyed and angry, and directly slapped the fat man and fainted.
Seeing the flight attendant press the alarm bell, Ding Ling knew that the police were coming soon, so he turned to Bai Susu and said, "Let's go, I'll get you clothes, change your clothes first." ”
Bai Susu nodded slightly, and the anger in his eyes was still burning.
"It's okay, teacher...... Crispy, I'll take care of it. Ding Ling's smooth master changed to the name of Bai Crispy when he realized that it was outside.
"Come on. Bai Crispy twisted his shirt, and the look of disgust on his face widened. She loves cleanliness and hates drinking, but she didn't expect to be splashed with beer on the train.
You said that the liquor is also slightly better, not to mention that it volatilizes quickly and does not look dirty, at most others will think that it was accidentally wet with water.
But Nima, this is beer! I don't feel it when I drink it, but when it falls on my clothes, it's like someone has been drenched in urine, who can stand it?
The most important thing is that the man did it on purpose, and he used one of the oldest and most lame tricks to eat and eat enough white crispy tofu!
So Ding Ling is even angrier than Bai Susu--paralyzed! Lao Tzu trembles at a glance, you still dare to touch it! You this is purely self-defeating!
Looking at the T-shirt that was half soaked on Bai Crispy, Ding Ling asked, "Did you bring any clothes?"
"Forget about jì. ”
"Let's go, go get your clothes. Ding Ling said, taking Bai Crispy's hand and about to walk towards the business car.
At this time, the flight attendant who was squatting on the ground to check on the fat man who had fainted stood up, and she stopped Ding Ling and Bai Susu apologetically: "I'm sorry, can you please wait a while?"
Ding Ling sneered: "Wait for the police, or wait for Director Wang to give you instructions?"
"Please wait, the conductor and the police will be here soon. ”
"I'm sorry, I'm ...... My girlfriend's clothes are still wet, can I change them first?" Ding Ling looked at the flight attendant who was still stubbornly trying to stop him, and the disgust in his eyes rose: "Why don't I also splash your clothes wet, and then you wait together?"
The flight attendant was helpless, she said sorry while looking at Bai Sufu with pleading eyes.
Bai Crispy sighed. She couldn't bear to be embarrassed, and she was also a woman's flight attendant.
Ding Ling also sighed, he reached out and touched the back of his buttocks, and immediately took out a T-shirt wrapped in a round.
The person who was kicked by Ding Ling had already gotten up, and the two of them who had not been beaten carried the fat man to the seat and lay down, and the three of them were looking at Ding Ling coldly, but Ding Ling coldly took out a piece of clothing from his butt pocket......
Luo Tianxing, who was on the phone, was stunned when he saw this, and laughed sneeringly: "Still a magician?"
The flight attendant was dumbfounded on the spot! Does anyone put their clothes in their trouser pockets at any time?
Ding Ling didn't care what others thought, he just felt that it was a blasphemy to let Bai Crispy wear this T-shirt with beer stained and even the corset looming in it. So he pulled out his clothes from his sleeve - this was the one he had put in when Bai Susu said he would let him stay at home for a few days.
"I'll leave it to you here, and I'll go change my clothes. Bai Crispy nodded to Ding Zero, turned around and walked to the bathroom.
The conductor came faster than expected, and Ding Ling saw that the conductor with the two police officers was still talking on the phone with a spring breeze on his face while walking. But when he walked in front of Ding Ling, the spring breeze on his face immediately turned into majesty.
"What's going on?"
Luo Tianxing stood up, shook hands with the train conductor, and then repeated what he had just said on the phone.
Ding Ling hugged his arms and sneered, he saw with the corner of his eye that the fat man who was slapped by Bai Susu had a slit in the corner of his eye, and after looking at the form, he immediately closed it and died.
Ding Ling scolded in his heart, and at the same time became even more angry - this kind of cowardly bun actually dared to eat, and he even fucking ate white crispy tofu!
It's really unbearable, but aunt can't bear it!
After listening to Luo Tianxing's introduction, the conductor looked at Ding Ling's face and became unkind: "This passenger, is this the case?"
Ding Ling sneered, he pointed to the flight attendant standing on the side and said, "Your flight attendant can see clearly, why do you ask me?"
Behind the conductor, a policeman looked at Ding Ling: "Please cooperate with our investigation." ”
Ding Ling didn't dump him at all, turned around and sat down at the table, looking directly at the flight attendant.
"I ...... I didn't know what I was posting at the time, but I saw it...... The passenger lay directly on the ground. The flight attendant bit his lip and stammered, "Then the passenger's female companion was poured with beer." ”
And then ...... The gentleman stood up, only to be kicked away by the passenger. ”
After stammering, the flight attendant turned his head away, not daring to look directly at Ding Ling.
The conductor looked at Ding Ling, Ding Ling's rebellious anger made him very unhappy, and said in a deep voice: "So is it true that this passenger said that your female companion tripped over his companion and was splashed with wine, so he became angry?"
Ding Ling sneered.
At this time, the white crisp was replaced. Although he was wearing a wide T-shirt with Ding Ling, he did not reduce the beauty of the white crisp at all, on the contrary, he had more of a lazy temperament.
When the conductor saw this, he immediately understood what was going on.
At the beginning, he saw that Ding Ling's pretending to be hard for three days and not dry for two days was indeed a bit biased towards the middle-aged people, because the breath of Ding Ling's body was too strong. So he guessed that Ding Ling's female companion was not a fuel-efficient lamp, so he deliberately provoked Luo Tianxing and his group.
But when he saw Bai Crispy, he immediately overturned his original idea. Without it, the white crisp is too beautiful. A beauty of this level, unless she is brain-dead, how can she take the initiative to provoke a middle-aged uncle?
Apparently it was the unlucky eggnog who drank too much and ate other people's tofu, and it was repaired.
If there was no phone call, the conductor would probably have persuaded both sides, after all, one was beaten and the other was splashed.
But now...... Deputy Director Wang of the Provincial Railway Bureau personally called him, the conductor, and said that several businessmen who had come to invest had been beaten in the dining car and asked him to deal with it.
Thinking of the phone call just now, the conductor's face sank, and then turned to Luo Tianxing: "Mr. Luo, how do you want to solve it?"
"It's not that we want to solve it, but what should you do according to the rules and regulations?" The man who was kicked by Ding Ling covered his chest and looked at Ding Ling hatefully: "I was kicked, and my chest hurts so much now, and Mr. Chen is still in a coma." ”
As soon as the conductor heard this tone, he immediately knew that these businessmen wanted to repair Ding Ling ruthlessly, he gritted his teeth, turned around and said, "Control it first." ”
At this time, Bai Susu had already walked behind Ding Ling, and she was in a slightly better mood after changing her clothes. When she heard the conductor say this, she sneered, pressed her arm against Ding Ling's shoulder, and joked to Ding Ling: "That's how you handled it?"
Ding Ling had been watching the train captain's performance coldly, and under the banter of Bai Susu, he stood up directly with a slight red face.
The two policemen wanted to step forward and grab his hand, but unexpectedly, he took him to the middle, and the two immediately collided together.
The conductor's pupils shrank, and he shouted, "You still want to make trouble?"
The police officer who was knocked into a daze had never seen such a great dare on the train, and the rubber roller behind the two of them pulled out and pulled it towards Ding Ling.
Ding Ling grabbed the rubber baton with his backhand, pulled and lifted his legs, and the two policemen flew out directly.
"What's the trouble?" Ding Ling's face was full of anger, and he walked up to the fat man who was pretending to be dead, grabbed his shirt, and slapped him directly.
"Wake up to Lao Tzu!"
So the fat man screamed like a pig: "Beat people! Train conductor, he beat people, and attacked the police!"
The fat man's shouting made the two police officers who had just gotten up immediately wake up, and they all took out their guns and pointed them at Ding Ling.
Ding Ling narrowed his eyes slightly, instantly